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Family / Re: Xiaoyu: 14-Year-Old Chinese Boy Set To Be Tallest Teen In The World At 7.25 Feet by Jimbadly: 7:41pm On Oct 22, 2020
uselessmod1:
ur drunk dad is more useful atleast he buys alcohol thus contributing to a brand sales, u on d other hand are a leech a thick confuse smelling waste called human

Your written English speaks volume. Obviously a ret@rded dunce is what you are and still eating your equally hopeless mama's food. Watch it so you don't end up hanging yourself like your papa did.

Adios!
Family / Re: Xiaoyu: 14-Year-Old Chinese Boy Set To Be Tallest Teen In The World At 7.25 Feet by Jimbadly: 11:37am On Oct 22, 2020
uselessmod1:


thats weird i spoke to him this morning, u sure urs is still alive cause if he was he failed to bring u up well monkey fool of a tool

Keep deluding yourself dingbat. You and I know your bummer of a dad hung himself by the ceiling of the sitting room July last year. And you want me to do the same? E no go work. I'm not hopeless like him. undecided

Family / Re: Xiaoyu: 14-Year-Old Chinese Boy Set To Be Tallest Teen In The World At 7.25 Feet by Jimbadly: 11:23am On Oct 22, 2020
uselessmod1:


are u a teacher if yes do u have a rope can u look for a tree or or something high n
HANGGGGG YOURRRR SELFFFFF

Oh, you want me to hang myself the way your useless father hanged himself last year? E no go work for you, you useless dunce that doesn't know the difference between artist, artiste or musician.

Akpa amụ.
Family / Re: Xiaoyu: 14-Year-Old Chinese Boy Set To Be Tallest Teen In The World At 7.25 Feet by Jimbadly: 11:00am On Oct 22, 2020
uselessmod1:
does legz are not sexy



MEANWHILE, ARE YOU AN ARTIST? CHECK MY SIGNATURE

Be specific in your advert. Wetin be 'Are you an artist?' You should rather use 'Are you a musician?'
Crime / Re: Uche Elendu's Shop Looted By Hoodlums In Lagos (Photos) by Jimbadly: 8:24am On Oct 22, 2020
Chaos and anarchy taking over the land.

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Crime / Re: Airtel Scamming by Jimbadly: 8:17am On Oct 22, 2020
We don't have time for that now. We're concerned about the chaos and massacre going on around the country presently.
Politics / Re: ‘I Stand With Buhari’ Group Seeks Police Protection For 10 Million-Man March by Jimbadly: 3:55pm On Oct 20, 2020
Kestolove:
Ogochukwu Ezeaku, una see Igbo man ba...I tell u people igbos are d problem of Nigeria since jan. 15 .1966

Anụ ọfịa. Na Igbo people elect Bulhari?

Dingbat!

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Romance / Re: I Caught Our Landlord Peeping His Tennant When She Was Bathing by Jimbadly: 10:29pm On Oct 19, 2020
Pancakeey:

What is ops?

Original posters na. You be learner?

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Health / Re: Pre-ejaculatory Fluid, Or “pre-cum Leak Men Is It Normal by Jimbadly: 9:26pm On Oct 19, 2020
EndBuhariNow:
tnx for ur advise... according to him, he said it only happens when toileting, it's thick at-times and whitish apart from that he's not feeling any other pain like uriner difficulties or itching , could this be lack of constant sex

He can only find out if he goes to see a doctor, preferably a urologist to examine him and recommend the most suitable test to rule out any case of urinary tract infection.

Moreover, to the best of my knowledge precum is not usually thick and whitish. A doctor is in the best position to explain.

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Health / Re: Skin Tag Remover Reviews : Best Skin Tag Removal Tools & Methods by Jimbadly: 8:58pm On Oct 19, 2020
Sophy22:
How do I get it and how much
Am in Lagos

Do you have a skin tag? I can tell a very effective way of removing your skin tag which I used to remove a skin tag of mine years ago without spending a dime.
Health / Re: Pre-ejaculatory Fluid, Or “pre-cum Leak Men Is It Normal by Jimbadly: 8:41pm On Oct 19, 2020
EndBuhariNow:
What might be the cause of pre cum fluid in men even when the person is not having any sign of sexual transmitting disease (STD)... A friend treated STD last 2years with ceftriaxone injection and Azithromycin tablet after herbal medicine failed to cure him, after 7 months he had unprotected sex again with same girl and had same sign of STD which he used same treatment and it disappeared.... Earlier last he noticed pre cum fluid gushing out of his penis when excreting at-times it's watery , at-times thick in block... But he's not having any sign of STD , Infact his gf had a child for him last year, Currently he's not in the country since September last year and he haven't had sex since that time till now due to nature of his job (sailor= always on high sea).. he told me this pre-cum is not constant and he's not having any sign of STD but it always appears when excreting, doctors in the house is this normal or a sign of untreated disease, your advices are highly needed

I'm simply gobsmacked by the fact that you know these details about 'your friend'. Hmmmmm.

In any case, precum only happens at the moment of arousal when the penis is fully erect. Any other excretion from the penis when it's not aroused is not precum and could be as a result of infection.

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Romance / Re: Searching For A Good Lady With Self Respect. by Jimbadly: 7:44am On Oct 17, 2020
HRHQueenPhil:
it's too early to banter words with u

Better for you o.

Romance / Re: Searching For A Good Lady With Self Respect. by Jimbadly: 6:44am On Oct 17, 2020
HRHQueenPhil:
My twin sister is for u. She is beautiful and an accountant but quite shy..she won't call u, so shld I text u her number..oh she lives in lagos


Beautiful Twin sister ko. undecided

We know it's you with that your wide flat nose. grin


PM the guy sharply or dey dia dey form shy.

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Romance / Re: Scam Alert!!! Forex Traders Selling Indicators And Promising High Return by Jimbadly: 2:25am On Oct 11, 2020
Nonsense.

I'd rather use my money to play bet 9ja than waste my hard earned money on the rubbish so-called forex.
Romance / Re: Yemmit90: Your Natural Secret Worked, But It Has Its Downside by Jimbadly: 8:29am On Oct 10, 2020
aluyapreston:


I understand. but we kissed a lot and she initiated most of it. except she has a fetish I dont think she would be so enthusiastic if a smell was existent. and yes I took the mixture few hours before meeting her on Wednesday

Alright.
Romance / Re: Yemmit90: Your Natural Secret Worked, But It Has Its Downside by Jimbadly: 10:47am On Oct 09, 2020
aluyapreston:


I forgot to post that. the garlic smell is almost non existent after the whole mixture.

just take it first then make sure you brush very well and take breakfast.

there will be no single smell whatsoever


Wow, okay. Good if true.

But one thing you have to be aware of is that the fact that it's only people near you that can tell if your mouth reeks of garlic odour. You on your own who took the garlic mixture and brushed your teeth and assumed your garlic breath is imperceivable can never tell.

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Romance / Re: Yemmit90: Your Natural Secret Worked, But It Has Its Downside by Jimbadly: 9:54am On Oct 09, 2020
aluyapreston:



It is easy.

2 cloves of garlic (peel the cover off)

4 ginger (peel the cover off)

2 big bulb of onions

lemon juice ( the juice should be extracted from 3 fresh lemons)

1 sizable part of water lemon (those one they sell for 100 or 200)

natural honey


blend the whole stuffs together but do not add the lemon juice and natural honey yet. do not use water when blending and slice the ginger into pieces for easy blending. I will advise you start the blending with the water lemon first.
Leave the mixture for about an hour before filtration. You can dispose the shaft.
Add the lemon juice to the blended syrup then add the honey.
The honey quantity should be a third of the mixture quantity. What I mean is if the mixture is 6ml then the honey should be 2ml. it could even be less.

Also for the water lemon you should extract the seeds first, then use the reddish part and the immediate green part following it. Note that this green part is not the back but the part btw the reddish part and the back part.




Didn't she tell you that your mouth stank as you were ramming away on top of her? Garlic breath is so nauseating.
Politics / Re: #EndSARS: Omoyele Sowore, Deji Adeyanju, Aisha Yesufu Lead Protest In Abuja by Jimbadly: 7:49am On Oct 09, 2020
Respect to Aisha Yesufu. That woman is quite vociferous and a formidable force in the fight against human rights abuse. The only right thinking northern woman.

Northern women are usually seen but not heard.
Romance / Re: See The Room 306 Video Trending On Twitter by Jimbadly: 1:36pm On Oct 07, 2020
Introvertmemer:
Almost watched the video yesternight infront of my parents,one spirit just told me to enter my room
anyways we have no choice but to watch from afar

Still living with your parents.

Hope you remembered to say thank ma and thank sir after breakfast today.

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Politics / Re: Wedding Dress: Fatima Ribadu Apologises (Photos) by Jimbadly: 12:15am On Oct 07, 2020
She's got the body of a goddess. Day um!!!

Crime / Re: Lady Commits Suicide After Losing Her Phone As Friends Mourn (Photos) by Jimbadly: 2:21pm On Oct 06, 2020
Is this not Preshieben of nairaland?


The giel was once a local pageant runner up and also a Calabar girl.

Education / Re: Am I Being Cheated?? Please Help!! by Jimbadly: 5:07am On Oct 03, 2020
Sermwell:

You left the help I requested for and delve into something else! please profer help if you have any.

It's proffer.


Nawa o! Na like so you take write book?

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Education / Re: Am I Being Cheated?? Please Help!! by Jimbadly: 5:06am On Oct 03, 2020
merieam16:
Op, try go to other shops so has to know the actual price .Obviously, Nairlander has left d help u need and they are talking about ur grammer as if they are perfect either

It's grammar.
Romance / Re: What Is That One Thing That Makes You Attracted To A Guy/lady at first sight by Jimbadly: 2:43pm On Oct 01, 2020
Zzor:
I like very clean guys,eww I can't stand you if I noticed any form of uncleanness in you, just a glimpse,i will know if you are a dirty or a clean up guy,i hate perceiving perfumes from a guy always,let me know if you are hygiene conscious,perfumes must not always cover up for you.I also like it if my presence does not intimidate you in anyway,your confidence matters alot so that when I bring forth trouble for you,i can hide behind you and do ntorrr for the the person.

Your must really have an inflated sense of your own importance.
Politics / Re: MKO Abiola Inspecting His Shops Under Construction (Throwback Photo) by Jimbadly: 11:04am On Oct 01, 2020
blacknp:
Quite ironic that in the 21st century technological age, supposed youths still think like you? I guess the seed of hatred from the Father was passed on to the son? I don’t think you are any better than the people you purport to condemn, like they adage goes,You never know a person’s true personality until you give them power, no one is giving power to a character like you anytime soon, so you will continue to whine in your mental agony.

Hold your yeye power abeg. Your power has done nothing to improve the lots of your people economically. People from your region continue to wallow in abject poverty and deprivation, despite years of wielding the useless power.
Politics / Re: MKO Abiola Inspecting His Shops Under Construction (Throwback Photo) by Jimbadly: 11:02am On Oct 01, 2020
blacknp:
Quite ironic that in the 21st century technological age, supposed youths still think like you? I guess the seed of hatred from the Father was passed on to the son? I don’t think you are any better than the people you purport to condemn, like they adage goes,You never know a person’s true personality until you give them power, no one is giving power to a character like you anytime soon, so you will continue to whine in your mental agony.

Hold your yeye power abeg. Your power has done nothing to improve the lots of your people economically. People from your region continue to wallow in abject poverty and deprivation, despite years of wielding the useless power.
Celebrities / Re: Lekucci Global Fulfills Promise To Laycon, Gets 50 Ready-Made Wears For Him by Jimbadly: 2:15pm On Sep 30, 2020
What the Bleep is that thing he's wearing??

I wouldn't wear those razz and trashy clothes even if they were given to me free..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kuwait’s Emir Sheikh Sabah Dies At Age 91(pics) by Jimbadly: 6:48am On Sep 30, 2020
timesup234:
This mugu who invited bastard Americans to come bomb his country during operation desert storm. May you rot in hell and America destroyed

Do you know what you are? An ignorant idiotic mofo.

The report said that this man became the emir in 2006. Which means he was not the ruler of the country when operation desert storm took place.

Read before rushing to post garbage.

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