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Pancakeey:
Really? I tried posting in the literature and education section.
So is this how NL ban works?
Lol I’m hardly here sef so what rule could I have violated?
And I’ve mailed these mods I don’t think they even check their mails

You might have been banned by the spambot not the mods. It automatically bans anyone who posts sporadically, I think.

Click on your profile, that is your username and see if you'll find a notice informing you of when the ban will end.

Pancakeey:
I can’t create posts. Is there a reason for that?

Maybe you're under a ban in a particular section.

Pancakeey:
Something like that

Okay sweerie.

WhatCanIsay:
The Fulani cabal just did, "testing the microphone" on his head. I hope he has realised that he who eats with the devil, must have to use a long spoon.

Within a week a lot of his legacies were rubbished. Let him continue asking, "where is the cow?".

Na the Miyetti Allah people wey him think say he de represent for SW, na dem follow rubbish am.

As he is our in-law, Tinubu all we have to say is this, "fịa asaa n'anya."

Know thy enemies!

He is your in-law how?

DopeJay:
Well i have farm lands and barns of yam '

You can't be poor if you have all those.

uselessmod1:
my sites lame yh such if u say so
posting ad on nairaland is begging okay i agree
no one is patronizing me ok i agree
my dads frustrated i agree

but atleast lets agree u really wanna hang ur self but just dont know how to go about it.
LIKE NIKE.... JUST DO IT

Whose dad hung himself last year? You.

Who spends 24 hours a day begging for 'artists' on nairaland? You.

Who comes from a jinxed family? You!

Who is frustrated with life? You!

Who is destined to toe his father's suicidal path? Obviously you!

uselessmod1:
i got this feeling u feeling fly cause u using a phone to type steady bought for u by mummy, data by daddy screen guard by u which is the only thing u can afford.

thats how broke cheap low u are, kiss ur providers n respect them cause on ur own, damn nigger u nothing but a pile of dna snap together to make loose specimen called jimbadly, who smells bad, speak bad, bad manners, definitely gay, eat shit, drink piss, knows not his left from right.

do me a favour, call ur mum tell her bmd says hi she ain't gonna ask u who, she gonna remember the guy who rocked her world, the same guy who banged her from all unbelievable position. same name that cause her problem because she uttered it wen ur now dead dad was pocking her with his 4 inch dik that accidentally made u.

and tell ur dad I said hi oh wait that looser is dead just like d son is bout to b, I guess that means ur mum was d who get ur d phone n top up for, what else she buying for u, ur undies?

damn

Oh my God! What a lame ass retort you just posted. So _fucking lame!!! I lost a few brain cells just reading that load of crap you term a retort. You indeed have the brain of 4 year old in the body of a forty something year old.

You spend your whole time begging 'artists' on nairaland to advertise on your lame ass, wack, failed website. Is that how you expect to become someone in life?

And no one is patronizing you. It's a jinx. You're jinxed like your pint sized dad who got so frustrated with life and ended it all by hanging from the ceiling fan.

Your deranged mother will sorely miss the doggying when you finally hang from the ceiling like your miserable papa. It's a jinx that can't be broken.

uselessmod1:
lol i think i understand why u so obsessed with the rope thing. u trying to commit suicide, wow hey try drowning it works better. trust me u aint gonna see it coming ur dead dad will b glad to see u again.

dont worry i will take care of ur mum wrinkled pussy okay, b a good boy now n drown.

16th of July 2019 was the day you'll never forget in a hurry. A day when you and your mentally unstable mum came into the face-me-i-face-you room of you were born in to behold the corpse of your diminutive dad dangling from the ceiling fan. And thus you're destined to go as it's a family curse dating back generations.

You think I don't know you've been eating your mum's malodorous pussy since the lock down started, and giving her doggy every night? Its a serious curse on your family. Suicide, incest. Tuuueeeeehhhhh!!!! I spit on your hideouse, acne-riddled face and on your mum's stinking pussy.

uselessmod1:
yawnnn, complex writeup from a lecturer with the hang ur self being placed in repeat, u bore me u monkey, go hump a tree for some minute, okay kid.

Yes nitwit, you're destined to go the way your miserable papa went; by the rope. It's just a matter of time before you tie the noose around your acne-riddled neck and jump of the stool you degenerate faecal matter.

uselessmod1:
well at least this fool @ 40 is doing something with his hands then u fool at 20 who's looking for short cut to riches, maybe if spend ur time getting something doing and minding ur business, u fucking Arrow u won't b here right now.
a waste of specie u are n will always be.

Yada yada yada! There he goes again with his kindergarten bants Doing something with your hands my ass! You're only deluding yourself with that terrible written Engrish of yours. That website is a failure you dingbatic oaf. When will that truth sink into your numb skull?

Just go hang yourself like your popman did you loafer and save us some useful oxygen.

uselessmod1:
once a again he is fine urs isn't, u damage tissue of an inbred. hope u sucking mummies flat boobs to nite cause that's d most fun u had in yrs, thats y u seem bitter u moronic leper from a backward society.
cave dweller.

Aren't you ashamed of yourself for typing like a kid in kindergarten? I dey shame for you o. A fool at 40.

Continue deluding yourself asswipe who spends 24 hours a day looking for customers to patronize a failed website. You are hopeless and suicidal and will soon hang from the rope like your asinine dad did when he could no longer feed you and your deranged mum. Was it not July last year that he finally gave up on his miserable life? Continue, you'll soon end up like him cos no one will patronize that useless website.

uselessmod1:
ur drunk dad is more useful atleast he buys alcohol thus contributing to a brand sales, u on d other hand are a leech a thick confuse smelling waste called human

Your written English speaks volume. Obviously a ret@rded dunce is what you are and still eating your mama's food. Watch it so you don't end up hanging yourself like your papa did.

Adios!

uselessmod1:
ur drunk dad is more useful atleast he buys alcohol thus contributing to a brand sales, u on d other hand are a leech a thick confuse smelling waste called human

Your written English speaks volume. Obviously a ret@rded dunce is what you are and still eating your equally hopeless mama's food. Watch it so you don't end up hanging yourself like your papa did.

Adios!

uselessmod1:
thats weird i spoke to him this morning, u sure urs is still alive cause if he was he failed to bring u up well monkey fool of a tool

Keep deluding yourself dingbat. You and I know your bummer of a dad hung himself by the ceiling of the sitting room July last year. And you want me to do the same? E no go work. I'm not hopeless like him.

uselessmod1:
are u a teacher if yes do u have a rope can u look for a tree or or something high n
HANGGGGG YOURRRR SELFFFFF

Oh, you want me to hang myself the way your useless father hanged himself last year? E no go work for you, you useless dunce that doesn't know the difference between artist, artiste or musician.

Akpa amụ.

uselessmod1:
does legz are not sexy



MEANWHILE, ARE YOU AN ARTIST? CHECK MY SIGNATURE

Be specific in your advert. Wetin be 'Are you an artist?' You should rather use 'Are you a musician?'

Chaos and anarchy taking over the land.

We don't have time for that now. We're concerned about the chaos and massacre going on around the country presently.

Kestolove:
Ogochukwu Ezeaku, una see Igbo man ba...I tell u people igbos are d problem of Nigeria since jan. 15 .1966

Anụ ọfịa. Na Igbo people elect Bulhari?

Dingbat!

Pancakeey:
What is ops?

Original posters na. You be learner?

EndBuhariNow:
tnx for ur advise... according to him, he said it only happens when toileting, it's thick at-times and whitish apart from that he's not feeling any other pain like uriner difficulties or itching , could this be lack of constant sex

He can only find out if he goes to see a doctor, preferably a urologist to examine him and recommend the most suitable test to rule out any case of urinary tract infection.

Moreover, to the best of my knowledge precum is not usually thick and whitish. A doctor is in the best position to explain.

Sophy22:
How do I get it and how much
Am in Lagos

Do you have a skin tag? I can tell a very effective way of removing your skin tag which I used to remove a skin tag of mine years ago without spending a dime.

EndBuhariNow:
What might be the cause of pre cum fluid in men even when the person is not having any sign of sexual transmitting disease (STD)... A friend treated STD last 2years with ceftriaxone injection and Azithromycin tablet after herbal medicine failed to cure him, after 7 months he had unprotected sex again with same girl and had same sign of STD which he used same treatment and it disappeared.... Earlier last he noticed pre cum fluid gushing out of his penis when excreting at-times it's watery , at-times thick in block... But he's not having any sign of STD , Infact his gf had a child for him last year, Currently he's not in the country since September last year and he haven't had sex since that time till now due to nature of his job (sailor= always on high sea).. he told me this pre-cum is not constant and he's not having any sign of STD but it always appears when excreting, doctors in the house is this normal or a sign of untreated disease, your advices are highly needed

I'm simply gobsmacked by the fact that you know these details about 'your friend'. Hmmmmm.

In any case, precum only happens at the moment of arousal when the penis is fully erect. Any other excretion from the penis when it's not aroused is not precum and could be as a result of infection.

HRHQueenPhil:
it's too early to banter words with u

Better for you o.

HRHQueenPhil:
My twin sister is for u. She is beautiful and an accountant but quite shy..she won't call u, so shld I text u her number..oh she lives in lagos

Beautiful Twin sister ko.

We know it's you with that your wide flat nose.


PM the guy sharply or dey dia dey form shy.

Nonsense.

I'd rather use my money to play bet 9ja than waste my hard earned money on the rubbish so-called forex.

aluyapreston:
I understand. but we kissed a lot and she initiated most of it. except she has a fetish I dont think she would be so enthusiastic if a smell was existent. and yes I took the mixture few hours before meeting her on Wednesday

Alright.

aluyapreston:
I forgot to post that. the garlic smell is almost non existent after the whole mixture.

just take it first then make sure you brush very well and take breakfast.

there will be no single smell whatsoever

Wow, okay. Good if true.

But one thing you have to be aware of is that the fact that it's only people near you that can tell if your mouth reeks of garlic odour. You on your own who took the garlic mixture and brushed your teeth and assumed your garlic breath is imperceivable can never tell.

aluyapreston:
It is easy.

2 cloves of garlic (peel the cover off)

4 ginger (peel the cover off)

2 big bulb of onions

lemon juice ( the juice should be extracted from 3 fresh lemons)

1 sizable part of water lemon (those one they sell for 100 or 200)

natural honey


blend the whole stuffs together but do not add the lemon juice and natural honey yet. do not use water when blending and slice the ginger into pieces for easy blending. I will advise you start the blending with the water lemon first.
Leave the mixture for about an hour before filtration. You can dispose the shaft.
Add the lemon juice to the blended syrup then add the honey.
The honey quantity should be a third of the mixture quantity. What I mean is if the mixture is 6ml then the honey should be 2ml. it could even be less.

Also for the water lemon you should extract the seeds first, then use the reddish part and the immediate green part following it. Note that this green part is not the back but the part btw the reddish part and the back part.

Didn't she tell you that your mouth stank as you were ramming away on top of her? Garlic breath is so nauseating.