chukbonda:
modified please

Dear Friend reading this post right now it's 11.pm. I am appealing to you With all sincerity and i am on my knees pleading, please hear my cries I am in distress right now. Things have not been easy for me and my family since i lost my job, We have been drinking garri for days now. My kids are now looking so skinny and they are crying all the time, i am so frustrated right now. I beg you in the name of God please help us, no matter how little to buy food and water. We have been starving and cannot afford real food for days now. I am kneeling before you pleading to your kind heart , please help us with any amount' please. 09 93 02 21 52 ecobank. I pray as you a hand to us may you never lack anything in life.

I am still on my knees pleading, someone please help me.

Idiot, go and work. You've been posting this same shit on nairaland for months instead of finding something to do to earn a living. You're here begging for alms when there are construction sites in your area where you can go and work to earn, you prefer the easier way of buying data and coming online to beg.

You have money to buy data but you can't feed your family? Scammer, Oh you even have garri to drink? Please find a better job mofo instead of coming here to scam people. Idiotic monkey.

That's a Nigerian kid please.

doggedfighter:
What could he have done to warrant such wickedness?


Even the presence of his pregnant wife couldn't evoke mercy.


We have become so ruthless.


Murder is becoming so common in Nigeria because 99% of the time, people get away with it.


Btw some of those young doctors are really handsome and cute . Yes !

Where did you see any handsome guy in the picture?

BoredBerry:
You're not an evening newspaper...

The term was coined by shameless men who have to drink 'Agbo' to last for 15minutes...

Most of them here have past their prime; broke and jobless with no degree... Single, thirsty and bitter...

Madam, you still have to edit it again. It's 'Who are past' not 'who have past'.

She's a Jehovah's Witness.

Nonsense post just to make front page.

saphiere:
Men are just irritating. See the dirty hands this man in your pic used in eating.. I tire for una

I wonder who's more irritating between a being who drips blood for close to a week every month and another who doesn't drip blood at all every month.

I wonder who's more irritating between a being whose pussy stinks so bad if it's not washed at least twice a day and another being whose penis doesn't stink badly even if not washed for days.

After all these bashings directed at men on nairaland, you'll still open your filthy pussy waaaa to receive hot cum from a guy's dick for you to make a baby.

Pathetic.

Who is he please?

G00DyBag:
Please my brothers, I need N1000 to buy something to eat. My supervisor has issue with his bank account, so he was unable to pay I and my colleagues for the past 3 days. It's the garri I drank while working on building site yesterday afternoon that is still in my stomach. Lift me up please with 1K to my Pay com bank/ o pay, 8069 69 3328, Jimmoh Tajuden. I'm grateful in anticipation. Thanks.

Yoruba Mooslem.

Oh my God she has such lovely feet. Really on-turning.

Nawa o! This thread is too dry for one on the front page. It's been on the front page for hours yet only 5 comments.

Fafesot:

Nope..

Oh okay.

Fafesot:
All these thing I read on google seems not to be working for me.
I need tips on how to talk clearer and also louder.
Mods abeg

Are you from Kogi state? Did you once operate a moniker on nairaland called fuckboys?

VerifiedStalin:


Because PSG is more of a circus than a football team. He's 14 points ahead of the pack, and the league is all but won.

It would be stupid of him not to wrap things up by winning the league that looks already won. Winning the title first would most certainly boost his CV and count as one of the trophies he won in his career given that he has not yet won the ligue un before. Instead of joining a side that sits on the 6th position in the Premier League with no guarantee of top 4 finish.

Paxxcarl:
Bigman see as 50m be like chicken change for yo hand
Me I Neva see pass 15m for my life

You mean 15k?

Idiat.

YourWriter:
In reference to the post which I made last two weeks https://www.nairaland.com/6834344/love-im-scared
Here is the update.

I let my feelings known to her telling her how much I love her but unfortunately, the love is unrequited. She told me she's not ready for a relationship due to some personal reasons.
I so much feel heartbroken right now.
We move!

Have you even considered the possibility of her being a lesbian.

ddippset:
Oh my bad

I thought you were reasonable enough to know we've been talking about the 3 major parties in Anambra but obviously you are nothing but a meathead.

So now don't tell me you want to say that APC had more supporters than APGA and PDP.

Don't say APGA and PDP have less than 200k supporters in Anambra.
That comment would be more idiotic than the first.

Pls don't say!

It's almost like every comment u make is trying to outdo the previous one in terms of the dumb level.

You're the dumbest, daftest and most retaarded ignoramus I've ever encountered on Nairaland. You're now shifting the goal post after I exposed your tomfoolery you dim-witted twer.p. Only you assume that there were only 3 parties that contested in the election. Only you assume that Andy Ubah had the highest supporter turnout, only you can figure out the exact number of registered party members of every damn political party in Anambra from behind the keypad of your cheap phone and come to the conclusion that Andy Ubah had the highest percentage turnout of supporters. What asin.ine dolt you are.

I swear your inanity and level of mental retarrdation is on a whole new level than I'd ever witnessed before. In fact, it's a world record. Kudos to you dingbat.

ddippset:
See this akamu.

This is elementary maths na.

Percentage turn out is not the same as total turn out ode'.

I have only 100 supporters and 90 turn out.

You have 1 million supporters and 500k turn out.

Despite having only 90 voters while you have 500 thousand, I still have a better turn out of my supporters than yours.


Mumu factoria!

You see why I said you're an unintelligent cret1n. You can't even figure out my question to you. You're a deluded ponce if you assume you know arithmetic more than me.

I ask you again dumbfuck, if 40,000 out of 240,000 represents the highest percentage turnout of supporters of a particular party in the election, PDP for example that scored around 60,000 in the election, how can you be so sure that that 60k votes is not representative of a higher turnout of supporters in the election? Do you know the exact number of supporters PDP has, or the number that APGA has or that ZLP party has? ZLP scored circa 2000 votes in the election. It may mean that all ZLP party supporters turned out for the election, that would represent 100 percent turnout, which is by far more than the percentage of that of the supporters of Andy Ubah that turn out.

I put it to you again dunce, that you cannot conclude that Andy had the highest percentage turnout of supporters. I went to great length to put up this reply even though I know your discombobulated brain cannot figure it out, so just swerve dumbo.

ddippset:
That's not the issue stop being an idiot.

The same way only 200k out of 2 million registered voters came out to vote is the same way only 40k out of the 240k who voted for Andy in the primaries came out.

Stop being foolish.

You said he had the best percentage turnout of his supporters in the election you dumb deluded mofo, that was why I mentioned you. How would you know the exact number of supporters that PDP and APGA and other parties had to conclude he had the best percentage turnout of his supporters? You're not even up to 10 percent intelligent as imagine you are Mr Daft. You're just supporting APC blindly like a zomb1e that you are.

ddippset:
You people are very foolish sha.

About 2 million people across all parties registered in Anambra.

And across the entire state only about 200,000 people voted.


So you people expect that the only 200 thousand people who voted should all be the APC Andy Uba supporters?

How does this even make sense to you old men.
How would it even make sense to an 8 year old?



Let me school you...

If Andy Uba had 200 thousand supporters and only 40 thousand came out to vote; that represents 20 percent.

If the entire Anambra eligible voters were 2 million and only about 200 thousand came out to vote; that represents 10 percent.

So Andy Uba had a good percentage turn out of his supporters. In fact he had the best percentage turn out.


Gosh you people are so senseless!

You're a deluded mofo. He had the best percentage turnout of his supporters yet he lost woefully, a distant third.

care4you:
sweet!




ODENIGBO 1 of iheMBOSI



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It's Mbosi not Ihembosi. Mbosi is a separate town.

olaboy33:
All these shows TB Joshua was a good leader who was able to keep the affairs of the church together without rancour.

It's just a pity selfish interest is playing out here. I don't see the church surviving this.

Good leader my ass. He was a big time scammer. All the money he conned out of his gullible followers are what his so-called disciples were looting when he died. And Evelyn his wife wants none of that. She wants to keep the loot all to herself.

That's how Tinubu should be beaten for robbing Lagosians blind.

BestRicePlug28:


What is your own

She's a fake ass tw.at. That's my own.

Lady97:
My name is Scarlet, 25years old. a graduate. I live in Abuja...I'm collective, industrious and smart. have been away and now I think is time to love and be loved. Any God-fearing, simple, working class man from the east between the age of 27-38 years old should chat me up. please, if you are not from the east or between that age range don't chat me...07060607273(Whatsapp only)

Fake ass .

Bestie01:
soft copies

Alright.

Buckeyemedia1:
Same thing I believe South East is praying for?

Oga, there are no bandits, mass abductors and terrorists in the southeast. Stop comparing them to the north.

PuZZyNegro:


Not at all

The poster was sitting at the back seat of the Bolt car. That is the quickest way they profile people by police.

My advice to young guys is to if possible sit with Bolt drivers in the front seat if you are journeying alone with the driver. It saves you and the driver from some harassment both from police officers, VIOs and miscreants.

Once you balance at the back as the car owner, you attract all kinds of attention.

I guess you missed this part below after reading the original post from beginning to end. That's how you people fail English comprehension exam.

lalasticlala:
The same guy told me to get down and go to the back seat. I asked for what reason... then he grabbed my phone and told me to get into the back seat of the bolt, I said no way am I going in there. *Gun caulks* so I get into the back seat and.[/i]

What was the colour before?