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Sports / Re: Ryan Giggs Will Not Take Charge Of November Games - Wales Football Association by Jimbadly: 6:19am On Nov 04, 2020
enshi:
Who ever losses should pls come become our president here

It's 'loses' not 'losses' oga.

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Culture / Re: Queen Ola Badirat Ajoke Celebrates Her 31st Birthday (Photos) by Jimbadly: 2:59am On Nov 04, 2020
KingBaba1:
intimacy gadgets is what most of these young ladies rely on, she wouldn't want to be caught cheating, and no man will wanna be cursed by a king or traditionalist for that matter.

Didn't you hear that D1 abi K1 dey _fuck her on a regular when she was still married to the Alafin? How much more now that she is divorced? Na to _fuck with reckless abandon. No more clandestine _fuck.

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Politics / Re: Suya Buyer Rejects Newspaper Wrap With Tinubu's Face by Jimbadly: 3:10pm On Nov 01, 2020
mytime24:
Clap 4urself

Nna ehn, when you go start making useful, sensible and intelligent comments on here?

Celebrities / Re: Sean Connery Is Dead! James Bond Actor Dies At 90 by Jimbadly: 6:44pm On Oct 31, 2020
jabberjawz:
Damn boy.....the good die young...may your journey to the other side be peaceful & may you receive eternal rest......God rest your soul.

And who died young here?

Celebrities / Re: Ruth Ujah Urges IGP To Restore Peace & To Tackle Hoodlums' Attacks by Jimbadly: 5:41am On Oct 31, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
IGp is a pussy ass niggarr

In a saner clime
Igp is supposed to have resign
Imagine you disbanded this same sars in 2018,2019
And still they are operating

It means your directives are not followed


Yes they don't....but before now the igp baned them in 2018 and 2019 but they were still operating.
That was why when the igp banned them again this year when the endsars protest started people were aware that they won't comply as a result the protest continued before it snowballed into a violent protest

Oga, get your facts straight. SARS was never banned ab initio. The IGP never gave order for their disbandment before now.
Romance / Re: Why Are Indians Like This....who Are They Deceiving? by Jimbadly: 10:35pm On Oct 30, 2020
purples25:


He uses another number anytime I block him.

Nawa o. What a pesky nuisance.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Indians Like This....who Are They Deceiving? by Jimbadly: 7:50am On Oct 30, 2020
purples25:


grin there is still one I made a mistake of giving my WhatsApp number. I can't ever get rid of him now.

Those Indians are so annoying.


But wait, can't you block him? Or he uses another number when you block the previous one?

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Romance / Re: Why Are Indians Like This....who Are They Deceiving? by Jimbadly: 7:12am On Oct 30, 2020
purples25:
When I complained that their men harass women up and down on social media, one of their girls here got mad and pretended to reach out to me, then snubbed me. Lol girl got angry and insulted that her men are bothering black women. But there's no reason for me to lie. I won't get paid for it. They send porn and dick pics. And they constantly harass.

Hmmm, can you imagine those idi0ts sending pics of their small pee pees.

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Health / Re: Is There A Permanent Cure For Short Sightedness? by Jimbadly: 5:37pm On Oct 28, 2020
GolDRoger:


thanks alot for this.
But that vision 2020 u mentioned cracked me up cheesy

It cracked you up cos it sounded like the ill fated year we're in? cheesy

But seriously speaking, 20/20 vision is a term used to express normal visual acuity (the clarity or sharpness of vision) measured at a distance of 20 feet. If you have 20/20 vision, you can see clearly at 20 feet what should normally be seen at that distance.

So you see, when you have 20/20 vision it means you have normal sight without long sightedness or shortsightedness. Consult google for more info.
Health / Re: Is There A Permanent Cure For Short Sightedness? by Jimbadly: 4:38pm On Oct 28, 2020
@GolDRoger, the only permanent cure for long sightedness or short sightedness is LASIK surgery on your eyes.

It's a procedure which makes the use of laser beam to correct your eye defects. It takes a few minutes to perform the surgery. And within 24 hours, your eyes will be back to 20 20 vision status.

I'm not sure if there's a Nigerian hospital that can perform the procedure yet. But you can save up enough money and travel to Britain, India or Dubai for it.
Culture / Re: 4 Nigerian Slangs Currently Making The Rounds On Social Media by Jimbadly: 7:11am On Oct 28, 2020
NotCalmAtall:
But these most important slangs can be used like this see example below

1. Amotekun where drilled in the mud like pigs

2. Odududwa warriors showing the latest tactic in military warfare called pig camouflage.. the enemy would run past the soldier thinking it's a pig grin

3. Sergeant slaughter drilling the OPC elite squad in the latest martial arts style called pigery no jutsu grin

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Romance / Re: I Need A Serious Relationship by Jimbadly: 11:47am On Oct 27, 2020
VictoriaNkechi:


hmmm thanks... well I'm tall but not very tall

Oh okay.
Romance / Re: She's Soaked After The Rain And She's Like We Should Do This.. by Jimbadly: 11:31am On Oct 27, 2020
You got bipolar disorder OP. undecided

Romance / Re: I Need A Serious Relationship by Jimbadly: 11:27am On Oct 27, 2020
VictoriaNkechi:
Happy searching

I like your long fingers. You must be really tall.
Romance / Re: I'm Truly Ashamed For Some Men by Jimbadly: 11:06am On Oct 27, 2020
Mypeople2:
I don't mean having sex with the man.You can use play to touch it and make a comment like " What did my hand touch now ? Wow! "

A real born again Christian doesn't touch the private part of their intending spouse. It's forbidden.

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Romance / Re: I'm Truly Ashamed For Some Men by Jimbadly: 10:12am On Oct 27, 2020
Mypeople2:
Forget that thing you are saying .You mean she did not see or touch the organ of the man before marriage ? She saw the organ before she got married ,now you are telling me he shouldn't have sex because it is big.Everybody checks these days

Real born again Christians don't test run before marriage. Especially Deeper Lifers.
Romance / Re: I'm Truly Ashamed For Some Men by Jimbadly: 10:08am On Oct 27, 2020
HRHQueenPhil:
love how u called my full.name grin

Really babe? Wow. I love it when my full name is called too.

But you didn't answer the question tho.
Romance / Re: I'm Truly Ashamed For Some Men by Jimbadly: 4:05am On Oct 27, 2020
HRHQueenPhil:
There are only three reasons why couples shld deny each other sex
1. They are deadbeat tired
2. They are both fasting
3. The lady is on her period
4. Sickness issues

Any other thing is an excuse and a Sin before GOD.
Beating either party out of frustration is foolishness...simply report to GOD or the one the both of h have d utmost respect for

Lemme ask you Ekaette, what if the husband's dick is too huge, but he insists on _fucking the wife 3 times a day?

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Romance / Re: I Caught Our Landlord Peeping His Tennant When She Was Bathing by Jimbadly: 4:16pm On Oct 25, 2020
Pancakeey:


Oh you’re right. It says I’m banned by anti spam bot grin
I haven’t even posted here in 3 days. Lol
Okay thanks so much for your help. I really appreciate
The ban would be lifted tomorrow evening.

Thanks again Jimbadly

You're most welcome sweetie.

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Romance / Re: I Caught Our Landlord Peeping His Tennant When She Was Bathing by Jimbadly: 3:45pm On Oct 25, 2020
Pancakeey:

Really? I tried posting in the literature and education section.
So is this how NL ban works?
Lol I’m hardly here sef so what rule could I have violated?
And I’ve mailed these mods I don’t think they even check their mails undecided

You might have been banned by the spambot not the mods. It automatically bans anyone who posts sporadically, I think.

Click on your profile, that is your username and see if you'll find a notice informing you of when the ban will end.
Romance / Re: I Caught Our Landlord Peeping His Tennant When She Was Bathing by Jimbadly: 12:23pm On Oct 25, 2020
Pancakeey:

I can’t create posts. Is there a reason for that?

Maybe you're under a ban in a particular section.
Health / Re: Skin Tag Remover Reviews : Best Skin Tag Removal Tools & Methods by Jimbadly: 9:37am On Oct 25, 2020
Romance / Re: I Caught Our Landlord Peeping His Tennant When She Was Bathing by Jimbadly: 9:21am On Oct 25, 2020
Pancakeey:

Something like that

Okay sweerie.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Didn't Travel To France And I am Still The Jagaban by Jimbadly: 8:57pm On Oct 24, 2020
WhatCanIsay:
The Fulani cabal just did, "testing the microphone" on his head. I hope he has realised that he who eats with the devil, must have to use a long spoon.

Within a week a lot of his legacies were rubbished. Let him continue asking, "where is the cow?".

Na the Miyetti Allah people wey him think say he de represent for SW, na dem follow rubbish am.

As he is our in-law, Tinubu all we have to say is this, "fịa asaa n'anya."

Know thy enemies!

He is your in-law how?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Hh by Jimbadly: 7:41am On Oct 24, 2020
DopeJay:


Well i have farm lands and barns of yam lipsrsealed' grin

You can't be poor if you have all those.
Family / Re: Xiaoyu: 14-Year-Old Chinese Boy Set To Be Tallest Teen In The World At 7.25 Feet by Jimbadly: 4:09am On Oct 23, 2020
uselessmod1:


my sites lame yh such if u say so
posting ad on nairaland is begging okay i agree
no one is patronizing me ok i agree
my dads frustrated i agree

but atleast lets agree u really wanna hang ur self but just dont know how to go about it.
LIKE NIKE.... JUST DO IT grin

Whose dad hung himself last year? You.

Who spends 24 hours a day begging for 'artists' on nairaland? You.

Who comes from a jinxed family? You!

Who is frustrated with life? You!

Who is destined to toe his father's suicidal path? Obviously you! undecided
Family / Re: Xiaoyu: 14-Year-Old Chinese Boy Set To Be Tallest Teen In The World At 7.25 Feet by Jimbadly: 9:25pm On Oct 22, 2020
uselessmod1:


i got this feeling u feeling fly cause u using a phone to type steady bought for u by mummy, data by daddy screen guard by u which is the only thing u can afford.

thats how broke cheap low u are, kiss ur providers n respect them cause on ur own, damn nigger u nothing but a pile of dna snap together to make loose specimen called jimbadly, who smells bad, speak bad, bad manners, definitely gay, eat shit, drink piss, knows not his left from right.

do me a favour, call ur mum tell her bmd says hi she ain't gonna ask u who, she gonna remember the guy who rocked her world, the same guy who banged her from all unbelievable position. same name that cause her problem because she uttered it wen ur now dead dad was pocking her with his 4 inch dik that accidentally made u.

and tell ur dad I said hi oh wait that looser is dead just like d son is bout to b, I guess that means ur mum was d who get ur d phone n top up for, what else she buying for u, ur undies? cry cry

damn
Oh my God! What a lame ass retort you just posted. So _fucking lame!!! I lost a few brain cells just reading that load of crap you term a retort. You indeed have the brain of 4 year old in the body of a forty something year old.

You spend your whole time begging 'artists' on nairaland to advertise on your lame ass, wack, failed website. Is that how you expect to become someone in life?

And no one is patronizing you. It's a jinx. You're jinxed like your pint sized dad who got so frustrated with life and ended it all by hanging from the ceiling fan.

Your deranged mother will sorely miss the doggying when you finally hang from the ceiling like your miserable papa. It's a jinx that can't be broken.
Family / Re: Xiaoyu: 14-Year-Old Chinese Boy Set To Be Tallest Teen In The World At 7.25 Feet by Jimbadly: 8:59pm On Oct 22, 2020
uselessmod1:


lol i think i understand why u so obsessed with the rope thing. u trying to commit suicide, wow hey try drowning it works better. trust me u aint gonna see it coming ur dead dad will b glad to see u again.

dont worry i will take care of ur mum wrinkled pussy okay, b a good boy now n drown.


16th of July 2019 was the day you'll never forget in a hurry. A day when you and your mentally unstable mum came into the face-me-i-face-you room of you were born in to behold the corpse of your diminutive dad dangling from the ceiling fan. And thus you're destined to go as it's a family curse dating back generations.

You think I don't know you've been eating your mum's malodorous pussy since the lock down started, and giving her doggy every night? Its a serious curse on your family. Suicide, incest. Tuuueeeeehhhhh!!!! I spit on your hideouse, acne-riddled face and on your mum's stinking pussy.
Family / Re: Xiaoyu: 14-Year-Old Chinese Boy Set To Be Tallest Teen In The World At 7.25 Feet by Jimbadly: 8:41pm On Oct 22, 2020
uselessmod1:
yawnnn, complex writeup from a lecturer with the hang ur self being placed in repeat, u bore me u monkey, go hump a tree for some minute, okay kid.

Yes nitwit, you're destined to go the way your miserable papa went; by the rope. It's just a matter of time before you tie the noose around your acne-riddled neck and jump of the stool you degenerate faecal matter.
Family / Re: Xiaoyu: 14-Year-Old Chinese Boy Set To Be Tallest Teen In The World At 7.25 Feet by Jimbadly: 8:15pm On Oct 22, 2020
uselessmod1:
well at least this fool @ 40 is doing something with his hands then u fool at 20 who's looking for short cut to riches, maybe if spend ur time getting something doing and minding ur business, u fucking Arrow u won't b here right now.
a waste of specie u are n will always be.


Yada yada yada! There he goes again with his kindergarten bants undecidedDoing something with your hands my ass! You're only deluding yourself with that terrible written Engrish of yours. That website is a failure you dingbatic oaf. When will that truth sink into your numb skull?

Just go hang yourself like your popman did you loafer and save us some useful oxygen.
Family / Re: Xiaoyu: 14-Year-Old Chinese Boy Set To Be Tallest Teen In The World At 7.25 Feet by Jimbadly: 8:01pm On Oct 22, 2020
uselessmod1:
once a again he is fine urs isn't, u damage tissue of an inbred. hope u sucking mummies flat boobs to nite cause that's d most fun u had in yrs, thats y u seem bitter u moronic leper from a backward society.
cave dweller.


Aren't you ashamed of yourself for typing like a kid in kindergarten? I dey shame for you o. A fool at 40.

Continue deluding yourself asswipe who spends 24 hours a day looking for customers to patronize a failed website. You are hopeless and suicidal and will soon hang from the rope like your asinine dad did when he could no longer feed you and your deranged mum. Was it not July last year that he finally gave up on his miserable life? Continue, you'll soon end up like him cos no one will patronize that useless website.
Family / Re: Xiaoyu: 14-Year-Old Chinese Boy Set To Be Tallest Teen In The World At 7.25 Feet by Jimbadly: 7:45pm On Oct 22, 2020
uselessmod1:
ur drunk dad is more useful atleast he buys alcohol thus contributing to a brand sales, u on d other hand are a leech a thick confuse smelling waste called human

Your written English speaks volume. Obviously a ret@rded dunce is what you are and still eating your mama's food. Watch it so you don't end up hanging yourself like your papa did.

Adios!

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