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Sports / Re: Tyson Fury Defeats Deontay Wilder In Thrilling Fight With Five Knockdowns by Jimbadly: 9:56am On Oct 10, 2021
MayorWhales:
What a fight, Fury no be anybody mate for this boxing abeg, but i give it to Wilder for knocking him twice in the 4th round, never expected him to knock Fury out but quite uneasy for him to keep up and letting Fury pouncing on him. Make Una check Wilder left socket o grin

Oga it's knock down not knock out. There's a difference.
Sports / Re: Tyson Fury Defeats Deontay Wilder In Thrilling Fight With Five Knockdowns by Jimbadly: 9:54am On Oct 10, 2021
KingAttitude:
�Black fighters are being defeated back to back this year, something must be wrong somewhere: Wetin pain me pass be say 3 of them are Nigerians!

• Israel Adesanya.
• Anthony Joshua.
• Efe Ajagba.
• Deontay Wilder.

Wilder is also Nigerian from Edo State. So all na Nigerians.
TV/Movies / Re: 'Squid Game' Is So Intense Its Director Lost 6 Teeth During Production (Photos) by Jimbadly: 3:17pm On Oct 09, 2021
somto10:
i personally dont watch movies.
if i decide to watch, i'll finish a 2hr film in one week. grin

I've observed that people with this trait of yours are usually careless, carefree, unserious and unintelligent. Fact.
Religion / Re: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by Jimbadly: 6:54pm On Oct 05, 2021
Shokoloko:

I don't think he wants his kid to get any sort of help. He wants to punish his baby for "witchcraft" by leaving the girl in an orphanage


I wouldn't be so sure about that. Perhaps he just doesn't want anything to do with the girl anymore.
Family / Re: Starting To Feel Insecure by Jimbadly: 6:51pm On Oct 05, 2021
5'5 chai! You're even shorter than Messi who's 5'7.

Start taking growth hormone.
Religion / Re: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by Jimbadly: 6:37pm On Oct 05, 2021
Handsomejok:


Thank you for the suggestion I will take her tomorrow morning

I want to adopt that girl. Send me a pm.

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Family / Re: Easy Loan!!! by Jimbadly: 9:47am On Oct 04, 2021
grin grin
Romance / Re: She Indirectly Rejected My Approach by Jimbadly: 11:15am On Aug 28, 2021
Grow some balls dude. Like seriously?! Why do you want to collect her number upfront? So you can chyke her on phone? Why not summon the courage to do it face to face with her?

Nawa o! Oga, summon the courage to talk to her. Worst case scenario, she rejects you. That's not the end of the world, find another finer girl and chyke.
Politics / Re: Lagos State Assembly Members Visit Asiwaju Bola Tinubu In London by Jimbadly: 11:06am On Aug 28, 2021
Edyice:
Definitely their discussion is about looting Lagos .

But


I still find it amusing that Tinubu is younger than segun odegbami grin

Abeg, na Odegbami dey for that picture?
Politics / Re: Crossdresser Arrested In Kogi State, Paraded (Pictures) by Jimbadly: 9:15am On Aug 26, 2021
This is not right. Why arrest him for being a cross dresser? He had no gun nor bomb on him, why put him in shackles like a criminal. This is absolutely wrong on all levels. You will see people like Bobrisky and turn a blind eye. Bastards.

If I were this guy I'll sue these morons and demand 200 million in damages.

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Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo & Fancy Acholonu Breakup, 3 Months To Their Wedding by Jimbadly: 9:36pm On Aug 25, 2021
Alex is said to be gay, that could be the reason for the split.
Romance / Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by Jimbadly: 5:04pm On Aug 23, 2021
FatherCHRISTMAS:

wink wink wink wink

I see you've been busy with the task I gave you, I am not impressed with only 3 mentions tho. GET TO WORK!!!! I need 578 mentions before 8 pm. I might send you sth. cheesy

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Romance / Re: Help! I Am So Hooked To Her. by Jimbadly: 2:39pm On Aug 23, 2021
FatherCHRISTMAS:


How were you able to cure the staphylococcus
grin


Come on boy, you still got your work cut out for you. I have over one thousand comments you know.

Help me ask your papa to break that curse he placed on you that has turned you into someone destined to beg for life. grin grin grin grin

Mr. Bambiala, I'll be off nairaland for a few hours. I want to come back to see one thousand mentions from you, else you will receive serious caning from me. Did you hear me? One thousand mentions, nothing less. Else, you go hear am. Mr. Beggar of nairaland.
Health / Re: A Thread For People With Eye Problem. by Jimbadly: 2:31pm On Aug 23, 2021
FatherCHRISTMAS:


I tired to get one for someone a while ago. I just didn't think it's fortunate to be 4 eyed

Come on!!! I have over one thousand comments on nairaland. You still have a long way to go beggar boy. grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Help! I Am So Hooked To Her. by Jimbadly: 2:27pm On Aug 23, 2021
FatherCHRISTMAS:

Aren't we all

grin grin grin grin LMFAO!

Na so the thing pain you reach, so tey you went on rampage exhuming my past comments? kikiki!!! grin grin grin grin But you are our number one beggar here nah. grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Laugh wan burst my bele. Try harder Mr Nairaland Bambiala! You have a lot more comments to bring up. Come on, get to work!!!

But when you're done, try get some real job so that you can for once be useful to your mummy instead of begging on nairaland and embarrassing your clan. grin grin grin grin

Father Christmas wey dey beg.
Family / Re: I Will Never Forgive Give My Dad by Jimbadly: 1:17pm On Aug 23, 2021
Nice format.
Family / Re: Barbara The Builder by Jimbadly: 1:14pm On Aug 23, 2021
NigeriaLimited:

Bro I sent you a pm abeg I need you help

You need help from Nairaland's serial beggar? Okay, good luck to you.
Family / Re: Share Your Experience Marrying From Other Tribe by Jimbadly: 1:10pm On Aug 23, 2021
DonroxyII:
Well I'm talking about my experience and what I've seen .... I mean Fulani elite not Bororo the one selling your daily fura da nunu !

Oga, which tribe does not have an elite group amongst them? Your initial comments about the Fulani sounded as if all them school abroad and live sophisticated lives. You should have told us it's only the elites amongst them which only make up a very tiny percentage of that tribe. For your info, most Fulanis are rustics.
Romance / Between Apostle Suleman And Pastor Fatoyinbo, Who Loves Fvck More by Jimbadly: 3:20am On Aug 23, 2021
A friend of mine said that being a pastor can never change a man who has high libido and high propensity for sex, if anything, it affords them the power to bed more women. I am beginning to believe this assertion.

Fatoyinbo and Suleiman are two god of men who have been at the center of serious sex scandals in the past. Fatoyinbo, the senior pastor of Common Wealth of Zion church Abuja was once called out by one Mrs Ese some years back for allegedly spending one week at a London hotel with her where all they did throughout the period was fvck, eat and fvck some more, for an entire week! She said she felt psychologically manipulated by the so-called pastor, and also felt used and dumped, she therefore was compelled to call out the conman.

This allegation opened a floodgate of several testimonies from other women in a scenario akin to the 'me too' trend in USA some few years back, where each woman disclosed how Fatoyinbo also took advantage of their naivety to have carnal knowledge of them. The most prominent amongst these women was the wife of singer Timi, who alleged that Fatoyinbo had carnal knowledge of her against her wish when he came calling at her family house one early morning many years ago, when she was still a 17 year old teenager. She told of how Fato devoured her for hours as no family member of hers was home that morning. She further told of how he gave her a cool bottle of Krest after ravishing her and begging her not to tell anyone and assuring her that the dicking she just received was a form of undiluted anointing for her. This allegation generated mighty furore, and kept the Nigerian blogosphere and internet space buzzing for months as we witnessed series of allegations from the lady and counter allegations from Fatoyinbo himself.

Apostle Johnson Suleiman of the Omega Fire Ministries Auchi has also had his own fair share of sex scandals and allegations of sexual impropriety which keeps surfacing regularly. The most recent being his calling out by a 'Nollywood actress' who claimed to have been involved in a tryst with Suleiman where she was offered money by the so called pastor in exchange for sexual gratification. Prior to this, one Ms. Stephanie Otobo had furnished us some years back with lurid details of her sexual escapades with Suleiman and how he loved 'finishing off from the back'. Off course the said lady was coerced into recanting her earlier allegation and the matter was thus suppressed.

It has been revealed that Suleiman had bedded several Nollywood actresses, foremost amongst them being Daniella Okeke who received a brand new SUV from Suleiman as a reward for her 'riding skills'.

So in light of all these nairalanders, I ask, who between Fatoyinbo and Suleiman 'love woman pass'?

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Romance / Re: Ago Palace Women Will Not Put Me In Trouble!!!! by Jimbadly: 2:08pm On Aug 15, 2021
Who's the monkey wearing a shirt below the female picture?
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong For A Married Lady To Cook For Her Ex In His House by Jimbadly: 12:49pm On Jul 04, 2021
You know it's wrong, that's why you're asking this question. undecided

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Autos / Re: More Information On Driving From Lagos To Accra by Jimbadly: 12:09pm On Jul 04, 2021
Japa things on Op's mind. grin

Any where is better that this Godforsaken Kwantri. cry
Romance / Re: Igbo Guys Why Do Yhu Call Yhur Girlfriends "Mummy" by Jimbadly: 2:44pm On Dec 09, 2020
Preshieben:
huh...somebody that wants nothing apart from your pussy
Igbo guys too like women

I love their accent tho

They love pussy more than your Calabar men? Why you lying through your teeth?

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa Polls: APC Group Commends High Court's Nullification Of Primaries by Jimbadly: 9:05am On Nov 10, 2020
Boring news.
Health / Re: Thread For Male Urinary And Reproductive System. by Jimbadly: 2:48pm On Nov 08, 2020
You're not serious with this thread. You opened a thread supposedly to help guys with reproductive health issues, yet it takes you several months to respond to one single question. undecided

If you are too busy for this thread, abeg close it down.
Foreign Affairs / Re: President-elect Joe Biden Jogs Out Onto The Stage To Make His Victory Speech by Jimbadly: 9:48am On Nov 08, 2020
olaboy33:
Joe Biden and Buhari Mohammadu were both born in 1942 and are officially currently aged 77 years.

Both won a younger incumbent to clinch the presidency.

Both lead nations amongst the top 10 most populated in the world with a staggering percentage of youths.

Both from the old world are elected to bring change to a new world.

That's where the comparison ends. Unlike your Buhari who is a complete failure, Joe Biden will bring massive positive change in America.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Check Out This Concept Art About The IGBO Ceremonial Drinking Horn. by Jimbadly: 9:25am On Nov 08, 2020
Magnificent piece of art! Kudos!

I have one observation to make: the girl's thighs are so damn lit and sexy.

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Family / Re: Request For Serious Relationship Leading To Marriage by Jimbadly: 2:34am On Nov 08, 2020
Octopusssy:

If that is you on your profile picture then all I can say is blow ya horn proudly, even if nobody sees any reason to blow it on your behalf grin cheesy

You are wucked!

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Politics / Re: Governor Diri's Reaction When Nengi Visited Him Vs When Trikytee Visited by Jimbadly: 4:55pm On Nov 07, 2020
WoundedLamb:
But how does a couple of pictures depict his reaction? What if he got up and embraced the young man after the pic was taken? Lol.

Abeegi! Look am well you go see say Tricktee had been standing like a school boy in the principal's office answering questions for a long time, while the governor looked like he'd been sitting non-challantly in his seat dishing out questions to the trembling niggar without even leaving his seat to as much as shake hands with him.

The picture speaks volume.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kayleigh McEnany Tweets Sinach’s Song'Way Maker' Over Trump, US Election Result by Jimbadly: 1:51pm On Nov 04, 2020
baliyubla:
Trump is the light in the dark world of Islamist Jihadist. It have be for them terrorists.

Congrats in Advance POTUS.

4 + 4 Sak!

Do you even know the meaning of POTUS? Or you think it's Trump's nick name?
Sports / Re: Ryan Giggs Will Not Take Charge Of November Games - Wales Football Association by Jimbadly: 6:33am On Nov 04, 2020
enshi:


Mad man.... I hope you are typing from Toronto or oxford

Ode, olodo, iti mpataka, uburu eke na im you be. Simple English you no sabi. undecided

You WhatsApp contacts will undoubtedly see how your English sucks.

Instead of accepting the correction gratefully like a sane human and moving on, you're talking trash. Anu mpama.

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