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#momtoldme that whoever eats till he/she is sick must fast to get well.

abeg no mind me o. na as i dey remember them na so i dey write am. #momtoldme that whoever eats till he/she is sick must fast to get well.

abeg no mind me o. na as i dey remember them na so i dey write am.

she said" who ever quarels or argues with a king is the one who suffers more"

we all know that when you are before a king, you have to bow or kneel to state your case. so the more you argue with the king the more you stay down kneeling.

#momtoldme that whenever you wake up is your morning. meaning.... it is never too late to start.

she also said, never pretend to be what you are not.

#momtoldme that a woman who doesnt take to her mother's training will not be able to stay in a husband's home.

mom told me that a woman who steals will tell lies and will most likely be a prostitute.

should we really be discussing this?

He cries and sobs and manipulates me and I end up feeling sorry for him and giving in to his sexual advances. it's really a difficult situation and I think only God can help me through this. Those who pray please remember me in your prayers.

@ Poster.

I am so mad at you. so very Mad. Read on and know why i am so mad at you.

You have found yourself in a very difficult position, no doubt and i sympathise with you. Now the way forward. you have said that you want to stop sleeping with Mr. Sexgod but he cries and sobs and manipulates you and then you feel sorry for him and give in. Oh Jeez, did you really say that? what about you? dont you feel sorry for yourself? don't you feel all dirty and guilty when you guys are done? don't you feel like getting into the bathroom and scrubbing off every part of your skin where he may have touched you? i bet you do cos you have said you don't love him and its just for sex. Why then are you putting the godforsaken feelings of that son of a gun before yours and your marriage? if he was blackmailing you financially or stuff like that then we may try to understand why you give in but thats not the situation, he is blackmailing you with tears and you give in? are you that weak c'mon now, use your head. See the guy for what he is, he clearly does not give a rat ass abt you. he is more concerned about the sexual pleasures he is getting cheaply from you a married woman. He knows he has nothing to lose and so he is going to try to leech on for as long as you allow him. you and you alone can stop this madness. prayers are good but you have to be determined first.


Tell that guy to sod off and fast then you can begin to seek the redemption you so desperately need right now. err and by the way, i belong to the school of thought that says dont tell your husband at least not yet.Mum's the word.

Pls keep us posted. Cheers

Memunah:
Today is my birthday,ma bf outta town.kinda lonely.

Happy Birthday Hun. have a good one k?

How can my youngest sister be on a 3rd class in her 3rd year with 3 carry overs? is there any hope? My dad is sooooo sad and so are the rest of us.

Due to the nature of my job, i worry that my boss might not be too pleased that i am getting married barely 8 months after i started the job. i don't even wear my engagement ring to work cos when i was being interviewed for the job, it was obvious a single person was prefered.Now that i have the job i worry about the right time to let him know that i am getting married lest he thinks it may interfere with my job functions.
i want a nice and decent engagement ceremony but i worry that i may not have the funds to pull it off.

190:
[color=RED]She go sa[i]bi[/i] FUC[i]K[/i] sha!!

her pu-c go strong like IROKO [/color]

190, you shock me and then make me laugh at the same time with your words. You are my fave nairalander.

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ok nah,dey wait make scammers invite u 4 interview.Na only u make 2.1

OMG, now that was funny. but abeg i don't blame the guy. i made a 2.1 from both the University and law school and i am also available for employment.

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my deal breaker is when a guy whom i have only just met, calls me up at night to gist and starts asking me silly questions like "what r u wearing?" etc OMG i hate that question like crazy and i will never speak to that guy again.

I don't get it!!! how can you not call someone you love for a whole frigging day? it truly beats my imagination. i speak with my bloke up to , i can't count. i call him anytime i want to speak with him and same for him. when he calls at a bad time, i tell him, babe i am busy now lemme call u back the second i am free and its the frigging same for him.But we talk constantly through the day. The only time we dont talk as many times in a day is when we have got lovers' tiff. He's got a job and i've got one too but we never get too "busy" to talk.

So poster not calling your girl for two days is very worrisome. She also needs to learn to call you even when she wants to speak with you. She doesnt have to wait for you to do all the calling.

nice one madprof. i agree that the true number of his kids would only truly be known after his death.

Oh please Tuface gimme a break! Did all the ladies get pregnant for you at the same time? after the first one happened, was it not wise to always use protection if you must do The first one happened, then the second one, and you say you never planned to be polygamous. seriously?

Sorry but your tone wasn't amicable at all.

@Poster,
[others in similar mess can take note too]
two wrong things happened.
You must tread carefully else you'll make the
third and most fatal mistake.

First, change your paradigm.
If you remain with your current thought pattern,
you'll get things wrong.
I will offer therapy to the two problems in three dimensions.

The Problem:
1. Accept that you were wrong by inviting
you girlfriend to your house.
2. Your mother was also wrong
by exercising direct authority over your girlfriend.
(Maybe she thought she had no other option since
you were away when she found saw her).

The Implication:
1. Premarital sex has exposed your relationship
with the girl to much danger
(you should understand what I mean).
2. If you marry this girl,
you Mom can be very overbearing on her.
There will be a feud between Mom and wife.
The foundation of their relationship has been marred.

The Solution:
1. But with a change of approach and mindset,
you can resolve problem 1.
If you have cleaned up your relationship with the girl
and you really wish to marry her, you must proceed to Solution 2.
2. [b[b]]Convene a meeting with you Mom and fiancee
prove to your Mom that you have gone through Solution1
(that's all that's in her mind).
Then boldly make her know that you will not tolerate
her direct confrontation with your fiancee
now and in the years to come.[/[/b]b]She must understand that you are in charge of you household
(she may get emotional with this
but that's the only way you can secure your wife
she needs you to be her sure security).

Give it a try
and tell me what you think


MrStrategy, Are you for real? you really want him to convene a meeting with his girlfriend amd mum present and then have him tongue lash his mum infront of the chic? What kind of solution is that?

The mum wouldn't have had a chance to act the way she did, if the young lady had respected herself and left the house soon after mum arrived.