Major James has been monitoring d movement of his
only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks her calls
to confirm d identity of d caller before handing over
the phone to her after thorough screening.
But on one faithful day, her boyfriend called & major
picked d call as usual.
Major: hello! may I know u?
Caller: sorry I want to speak with Janet Sir.
Major: I said who are u & what for?
Caller: ( after understood d situation at hand ) Okay
Sir, I am Frank Edoho from who want to be a
millionaire. Janet's friend is presently on hot seat &
needs her help to answer a question for 2million
naira. So d next voice u hear after is hers, d time
starts now.........
Major: oh no am very sorry!!! Janet! Janet!! pls take d
phone, ur friend needs ur help...................
Caller: d question is; when are u coming tomorrow?
(a) morning
(b) afternoon
(c) evening
(d) night
Janet: B
Caller: are u sure?
Janet: yes am very sure.

;DMajor James has been monitoring d movement of his
only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks her calls
to confirm d identity of d caller before handing over
the phone to her after thorough screening.
But on one faithful day, her boyfriend called & major
picked d call as usual.
Major: hello! may I know u?
Caller: sorry I want to speak with Janet Sir.
Major: I said who are u & what for?
Caller: ( after understood d situation at hand ) Okay
Sir, I am Frank Edoho from who want to be a
millionaire. Janet's friend is presently on hot seat &
needs her help to answer a question for 2million
naira. So d next voice u hear after is hers, d time
starts now.........
Major: oh no am very sorry!!! Janet! Janet!! pls take d
phone, ur friend needs ur help...................
Caller: d question is; when are u coming tomorrow?
(a) morning
(b) afternoon
(c) evening
(d) night
Janet: B
Caller: are u sure?
Janet: yes am very sure.

U r blessd my brova! Most ppl collect money 4 dis, but its stil askin me 4 product key. Tenx a zillion bro!

Oga my 2 hands dey up 4 u o! Dis is a jab welldone! Pls kindly help me wit mine too, 20DEACE7. Tenx men!

I'm in a lecture hall receiving chemistry lectures and sum1 comes to ask me 'wat are u jotting?
My reply: I'm actually notin tips on how to f(u)//c=k ur gf!!

Thank God that some people still appreciate the fact their PLACENTA was buried on the Nigerian soil! That's the real basis of being a patriotic Nigerian! The major setback that Nigeria faces today is the that religious,tribal and ethnic sentiments. If only we could "FACE UP THE FACTS AND FACE DOWN THE SENTIMENTS".

Mr. Kunle how much would you sell the 98 last? @Mr. Oparah how much is yours and where's is the location? Expect my Dad's call after your reply. Thanks!

Alright, how about a 2000 model with the above options?

Ahah!! Dats too much! He has a budget of #1.7m and please upload pictures of the one you have. Thanks!

My Dad is in dire need of a Toyota Land Cruise 2001 model with the following options:

Sport utility,
Automatic Transmission,
V8 engine, 4wheel drive,
Fuel type: petrol,
Body colour: Black, Red or Grey,

3rd Row Seat
Air Conditioning
Alloy Wheels
Anti Theft System
Anti-Lock Brakes
Auto On
Brake Assist
Cruise Control
Driver and Passenger Airbag
Fog Lights
Headlights
Heated Seats
In Dash 6 CD Changer
Leather Seats(cream colour)
Power Door Locks
Power Moonroof
Power Windows
Privacy Glass
Safety Locks
Stability Control
Sunroof
Tachometer
Traction Control
Traction Control System.
It should be a Tokunbo though with low mileage. This offer is open to serious sellers only.Thanks!

My Dad is in dire need of a Toyota Land Cruise 2001 model with the following options:

My Dad is a very serious buyer, where are you at present and how much last would this fly? How has it been used? I need fast reply. Thanks!

Hi pilots! I've always wanted to study aerospace engineerin since d day I built a toy airplane dat lift off d ground. But dis country aint givin me wat I need and dats y I diverted 2 mechanical engineering. I need help on how to secure ma future concernin dis discipline. Thanks!

Hi machines, my 2 hands are up for u guys ooo!!!! Please I'm a fresh student of the Ahmadu Bello University,studying mechanical engineering. I need your guide and advice please. I also need help 4 a few courses like phy131,phy111 and d rest. Here's my email jafaruismail@yahoo.com my Facebook id is 'Ismail Dppl'sboy Jafaru. Thanks!

how about the world's fastest computer and the fuelless,smokeless and noiseless generator? Lets fink of somefin dat we could also do. Any born engineer in da house?

Hey guyz, any info about mech engine. dpt cos i need 2 knw if its okay 4 me 2 st@ doin ma reg on thursday. Pls i need urgent answers frm ma buddies in da house. 1luv all!!

fenx goldie! I'm soooo gr8ful, are u in ABU now? Give me ur facebook id and lets hook up. U re da bestest best! Lol

fenx goldie! I'm soooo gr8ful, are u in ABU now? Give me ur facebook id and lets hook up. U re da bestest best! Lol

@goldieboo, kawai dai i'm anxious ama I wud like to knw d full specs of what they need concerning d registratn tins. Pls i nid some1 to debrief me about everyfin. Tenks ppl, u r d best!

tenx every1, i really apprec8 ur contributions on dis thread may God reward u abundantly. Any news about registration?? Cos gettin anxious right now!

pls i dont undergrab dis ppl ooo!!!! I checked d ABU site and i waz given admission but the jamb site is tellin me dat no admission yet! I'm so confused guyz. Please wat does dat mean? @Engr Kunle,Solomon and d rest.

Solomon u are d best mehn! Kip up da gud work. Which course did u apply 4?

guyz please i nid ur brodaly help wit this 15178382EJ,mechanical engineering. Thanks brodas!

u guyz r doi agud job here. Please someone should help me check mine, 15178382EJ, mechanical eng

k. Tenx a lot@pkv

its not even showing the ABU's home @ all!! i'm so confused. Could u please help me check mine?

pls i nid help!!!!!!!!!!!! av bin trying to load the site 4 the past 1hr but its not loading. Please someone shpuld help me check mine

dia is crious problem oooo!!!! i don't c ma own score.

please is the admission list out yet? I can't wait,

please is the admission list out yet? I can't wait,

Hi people!! Please i'm in Lagos, how do i get the result checker scratch card

i recently discovered the basic principles of building a flying airplane and i executed the ideas in building myself an airplane. i know i may have left you guys in questions like who is this guy?
Where does he live? and what kind of plane has he built?
If you are ready to build and create your way to fame, then send your questions to jimtshub@gmail.com.