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Jerry-jat:
Dis might sound awkward...

But i sumtyms do... Garri and Ibo leaf...

Note: it not eba ooooo.... It garri...

Steps: make sure d ibo leaf i well dry.. Coz u get d flavor if properly dried...

Den soke d garri and rap d ibo leaf... Light ur ibo and start eating...

U should try it... It nice..

D last tym sum1 tried it...
He dey shout say dem steal him leg... D mumu 4get say him been cross d leg ontop him orda leg....


True life story i tell u...

Oya come pack my intestines cos u don daga my belle wid laff...!!!

Eva tried sandwiching powdered milk and pure original honey into a freshly baked agege bread?

me i don even 4get my matric no. Biko Mr. Clueless set up a committee to remind me!

i 4 don dance small but i nho ghet steps 4 leg! i 4 don dance small but i nho ghet steps 4 leg!

*runs into d class pantin*
I'm in sir! This is a long awaited opportunity, I dreamt of learning AutoCAD ever since I was in ss2,
i'm nw a 200lvl mechanical engineering student of the prestigious Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria.
Thank you for sharing your priceless knowledge sir!
GOD BLESS!

China started with 'chinco' fones, ask Nokia about Tecno(China based company) today, dem go open book for yhu!
#Learn2apprecia8watuhave!

auxizain: you are very stupid.....he is saying his mind..why insult his fada..you are bringing curses on urself...Dimwit!

y is he crucifying d glory of patriotic Nigerians? Sorry to say, buh I fink he's a RETARD!

Yungwizzzy: whats this tiny thing supose to do, detect and difuse bomb or wash plates??

sponge ur papi's b@lls. Dimwit!

My question here is, if you call JESUS(PBUH) as GOD because HE has only biological mother and no Father, then what would you call Prophet ADAM(PBUH) who had no mother or father?

frosbel: wrong, you are not to pray to her or ask her to intercede, it is an abomination.

Nowhere in the bible are we asked to pray to Mary, it is an invention of wicked men.

...And where in the bible were told to say "Holy Mary mother of GOD?" Pls give me reference

Report from an ABUsite...,

This heist about ASUU strike has been troubling us for almost 4weeks. Frankly, no ABUsite can comfirm the autenticity of us joining the strike since no official bulletting has reached us.
I'm not very sure about this, but I think ABU may join the strike prior to the following reasons:
1,
Post UME was officially scheduled to take place today but, no forms have been made available for sale uptil date.
2,
Some lecturers are always calling our attention to make us believe that they are goin on strike soon!
3,
examinatn time table was released in faculty of education and then later removed for a reason best known to the staffs.
These are the few reasons anyway. Updates from other varsities would be deeply appreciated.
Aluta Continua...

All praise is to the one to whom all dignity, honour and glory are due; the unique with perfect attributes, who begets not, nor is begotten. He has no equal but He is the Almighty, Omnipotent. He sent His messengers and prophets to guide humanity towards monotheism; to worship Him alone; the only one worthy of worship and to warn them of the external dire consequences of polytheism, associating partners with Allah and worship of creature.
Peace andd blessings of Allah be upon all the prophets and messengers, especially Prophet Muhammad(PBUH);the last and final of all the prophets, and on all who follow Him in righteousness until the day of recompense.

In John 17:3; "And this is life eternal that they might know thee, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou has sent"

In Mark 12:28-30; "And one of the scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he had answered them well, asked him, 'which is the first commandment of all? And jesus answered him: "The first of all the commandment is, hear O Israel, the Lord thy God is one Lord: and thou shalt love the Lord,thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment"

In Mark 12:32 "And the scribe said unto him, or well, master, thou hast said the truth: for there is one God; and there is none other but He".

Mark 12:34. "....he(Jesus) said unto him,"Thou are not far from the kingdom of God".


These are the words of the bible, I didn't write them and neither did u! The question is:

WHY DO CHRISTIANS WORSHIP JESUS(PBUH) AFTER ALL THE WARNING?

"A woman modestly dressed is as beautiful as a pearl in it's shell"
~JIM

Major James has been monitoring d movement of his
only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks her calls
to confirm d identity of d caller before handing over
the phone to her after thorough screening.
But on one faithful day, her boyfriend called & major
picked d call as usual.
Major: hello! may I know u?
Caller: sorry I want to speak with Janet Sir.
Major: I said who are u & what for?
Caller: ( after understood d situation at hand ) Okay
Sir, I am Frank Edoho from who want to be a
millionaire. Janet's friend is presently on hot seat &
needs her help to answer a question for 2million
naira. So d next voice u hear after is hers, d time
starts now.........
Major: oh no am very sorry!!! Janet! Janet!! pls take d
phone, ur friend needs ur help...................
Caller: d question is; when are u coming tomorrow?
(a) morning
(b) afternoon
(c) evening
(d) night
Janet: B
Caller: are u sure?
Janet: yes am very sure.

;DMajor James has been monitoring d movement of his
only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks her calls
to confirm d identity of d caller before handing over
the phone to her after thorough screening.
But on one faithful day, her boyfriend called & major
picked d call as usual.
Major: hello! may I know u?
Caller: sorry I want to speak with Janet Sir.
Major: I said who are u & what for?
Caller: ( after understood d situation at hand ) Okay
Sir, I am Frank Edoho from who want to be a
millionaire. Janet's friend is presently on hot seat &
needs her help to answer a question for 2million
naira. So d next voice u hear after is hers, d time
starts now.........
Major: oh no am very sorry!!! Janet! Janet!! pls take d
phone, ur friend needs ur help...................
Caller: d question is; when are u coming tomorrow?
(a) morning
(b) afternoon
(c) evening
(d) night
Janet: B
Caller: are u sure?
Janet: yes am very sure.

U r blessd my brova! Most ppl collect money 4 dis, but its stil askin me 4 product key. Tenx a zillion bro!

Oga my 2 hands dey up 4 u o! Dis is a jab welldone! Pls kindly help me wit mine too, 20DEACE7. Tenx men!

I'm in a lecture hall receiving chemistry lectures and sum1 comes to ask me 'wat are u jotting?
My reply: I'm actually notin tips on how to f(u)//c=k ur gf!!

Thank God that some people still appreciate the fact their PLACENTA was buried on the Nigerian soil! That's the real basis of being a patriotic Nigerian! The major setback that Nigeria faces today is the that religious,tribal and ethnic sentiments. If only we could "FACE UP THE FACTS AND FACE DOWN THE SENTIMENTS".

Mr. Kunle how much would you sell the 98 last? @Mr. Oparah how much is yours and where's is the location? Expect my Dad's call after your reply. Thanks!

Alright, how about a 2000 model with the above options?

Ahah!! Dats too much! He has a budget of #1.7m and please upload pictures of the one you have. Thanks!

My Dad is in dire need of a Toyota Land Cruise 2001 model with the following options:

Sport utility,
Automatic Transmission,
V8 engine, 4wheel drive,
Fuel type: petrol,
Body colour: Black, Red or Grey,

3rd Row Seat
Air Conditioning
Alloy Wheels
Anti Theft System
Anti-Lock Brakes
Auto On
Brake Assist
Cruise Control
Driver and Passenger Airbag
Fog Lights
Headlights
Heated Seats
In Dash 6 CD Changer
Leather Seats(cream colour)
Power Door Locks
Power Moonroof
Power Windows
Privacy Glass
Safety Locks
Stability Control
Sunroof
Tachometer
Traction Control
Traction Control System.
It should be a Tokunbo though with low mileage. This offer is open to serious sellers only.Thanks!

My Dad is in dire need of a Toyota Land Cruise 2001 model with the following options:

My Dad is a very serious buyer, where are you at present and how much last would this fly? How has it been used? I need fast reply. Thanks!

Hi pilots! I've always wanted to study aerospace engineerin since d day I built a toy airplane dat lift off d ground. But dis country aint givin me wat I need and dats y I diverted 2 mechanical engineering. I need help on how to secure ma future concernin dis discipline. Thanks!

Hi machines, my 2 hands are up for u guys ooo!!!! Please I'm a fresh student of the Ahmadu Bello University,studying mechanical engineering. I need your guide and advice please. I also need help 4 a few courses like phy131,phy111 and d rest. Here's my email jafaruismail@yahoo.com my Facebook id is 'Ismail Dppl'sboy Jafaru. Thanks!

how about the world's fastest computer and the fuelless,smokeless and noiseless generator? Lets fink of somefin dat we could also do. Any born engineer in da house?

Hey guyz, any info about mech engine. dpt cos i need 2 knw if its okay 4 me 2 st@ doin ma reg on thursday. Pls i need urgent answers frm ma buddies in da house. 1luv all!!

fenx goldie! I'm soooo gr8ful, are u in ABU now? Give me ur facebook id and lets hook up. U re da bestest best! Lol

fenx goldie! I'm soooo gr8ful, are u in ABU now? Give me ur facebook id and lets hook up. U re da bestest best! Lol

@goldieboo, kawai dai i'm anxious ama I wud like to knw d full specs of what they need concerning d registratn tins. Pls i nid some1 to debrief me about everyfin. Tenks ppl, u r d best!

tenx every1, i really apprec8 ur contributions on dis thread may God reward u abundantly. Any news about registration?? Cos gettin anxious right now!