GallantDuke:
OP I have any assignment for you. Check and mention any country that is Nigeria's age mate and that has natural resources in abundance like we do that Nigeria is better than currently. Although I don't fancy the idea of living abroad all through my life neither do I have the intention of not returning when I travel;I was once asked by a friend of mine why I want to live abroad and I told him that I want to go over there and see for myself how the system is run and come back here and implement it here towards making a better nation.

Austeen007:
MORE TO WATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amsj9BuJAus

skylane:
abeg make them no vex for me

Hadampson:
What about sex in North Korea

Well, I don't think you will be surprised by it. Casual s*x is a huge problem. To make it worse, sex education in North Korea does not exist. So, a lot of people literally don't know what s*x is, until late in life. And of course, with their own version of the internet, there is no tinder or any dating sites in North Korea. So, no naughty texting allowed either. All of this is very ironic especially because their leader is known to having many sex slaves.

With all honesty, I feel quite sad and I hope all North Koreans will be saved one day

NiklauseFred 
subomi007 
danny6552 
skylane 
lamboladee
Richdee1
SaintHillary
vhuqnl
Joohan
jizzyjordan

seunny4lif:
Worst set of people
Not all of them ooooh but 90% of them are bad just looking for who to 419 up and down

Richdee1:
This one is worried about cold weather���
Hadampson should we tell him??
If you think Canada is too cold, please stay back in Nigeria.
Bruuuuuuh!!��

Hadampson:

No problem bro I don your name already. Welcome to the club

Richdee1:

Do u know u have to buy form? Its not free bro Make Hadampson give u the requirements

Hadampson:


Those people na my comrades, I no fit stay for one thread without them. If you wan join us, you go meet the nairaland CEO for registration form and fill them accordingly. Then, you go submit the form for justwise and DisGuy office make dem sign. After that, you go make 3 photocopies and bring one for me and submit the rest to justwise

Hadampson:


Those people na my comrades, I no fit stay for one thread without them. If you wan join us, you go meet the nairaland CEO for registration form and fill them accordingly. Then, you go submit the form for justwise and DisGuy office make dem sign. After that, you go make 3 photocopies and bring one for me and submit the rest to justwise

jerikoyan:
Nothing is impossible, with the right information and skillset. You can start from internships and volunteering .

Hadampson:


Thanks alot bro for the mention. I can't follow this thread without calling my people so lemme summon them here without wasting time

Jaycew 
NiklauseFred 
subomi007 
danny6552 
skylane 
lamboladee
Richdee1
SaintHillary
vhuqnl
Joohan

Hadampson:


Thanks alot bro for the mention. I can't follow this thread without calling my people so lemme summon them here without wasting time

Jaycew 
NiklauseFred 
subomi007 
danny6552 
skylane 
lamboladee
Richdee1
SaintHillary
vhuqnl
Joohan

Ishilove:
Good question.

Ishilove:
Good question.

Frankaka8:
EU placed a ban on flights frm African, America etc. google it.

Danielhouston:
There is one they call “Speed”. This one is in form of white powder and looks like coke. It makes people energetic and active and some say it makes them horrny. Mostly creative people and people who work at night, take this. It can keep them awake for 3 days straight and they won’t feel tired. It also creates a sense of Paranoia and delusion.

When the drug starts to wear down, that’s when the madness begins. Sometimes they’d start shouting and being aggressive for no reason. Sometimes they get paranoid like everyone is trying to kill them and they become erratic. Some of them sleep it off, some have nervous breakdowns. It is very addictive and it makes people look older than their age, with sunken eyes.

There is LSD. This one creates a false sense of domination and self confidence. It makes people feel like they’re in control of the world and they can do anything. Some of them start saying nonsense and can’t control their anxiety. Some start laughing or crying uncontrollably. I’ve seen a few like that. This drug is very common in Berlin. People take it to party for a long time.

Danielhouston:
I was at a club one day and I went to the toilet. Right next to the toilet were some huge guys dressed in leather/rubber clothes and chains. Hmm...I thought to myself, this must be interesting. I wanted to see what was going on there. What I saw shocked me so much that I screamed.

There were some guys bending over and laying down with their a$$ facing the leather guys. These leather guys wore gloves and put their whole arm inside another guy’s a$$. Imagine someone’s arm inside another person’s anus. I’m not talking of finger. I mean the whole arm from the elbow, down. The guys that were taking the arm, did not even make any sound. They enjoyed it.

I could not pee again. It was later my gay friends told me that it was a sex fetish and it is called “fisting”. They use a special lubricant to make the anus expand, so the arms can fit in. Since then, I’ve seen more it and it doesn’t freak me out anymore.

You’d also see some straight men who dress up in women’s clothes with a dog leash on their neck. They have a girl who is the master. The girl drags them around with the leash and flogs them with a whip. She also calls other girls to flog them and do whatever they like to the guy. The guys enjoy it. They say they like to be dominated by women. The girl can do whatever she wants to the guy.

I also know a fashion designer, very rich. His fetish is to be beaten. He wants guys to beat him up. Sometimes he calls escorts and pays them to beat him. They punch him, beat him with any thing they can find. They beat him till he starts bleeding and he’d beg them not to stop. He has a fetish for pain. Yeah, there are many of them like that. They just want to be beaten. They’d walk up to a muscular guy and ask him if he’d like to beat them for some cash.

Canny19:
Yaaaaaaay, quarantine is finally over and I'm covid free. It's totally not fun to be banished away from the world for 14 long days. To celebrate my freedom from captivity, I decided to step out to explore the city. Before stepping out, I called a friend to properly school me in the art of using the city buses so as not to get lost or meet myself in Nigeria. I got a bus pass, noted all the places I needed to go and stepped out. I hopped in a bus and it felt like I was inside a plane with 4 tyres. The interior was clean and serene, social distancing was observed unlike BRTs in lagos where we fight and push just to board the bus to stand with one leg for the entire duration of the trip. The first thing I noticed is the politeness of the passengers, people alighted from the bus with a thank you to the bus driver...in my head I began to wonder if the bus driver was volunteering or getting paid for his services cos saying thank you to a commercial bus driver is alien to me.

So I finally got to the bus station and joined others in saying thank you before alighting, I needed to catch another bus so I had to walk across the bus station to another terminal. While walking, I was faced with 4 doors to open..... To open ordinary door com turn herculean task. There was no pull/push on the doors that's how I got confused o but as a proper Nigerian I decided to rely on my strength instead of asking questions, I began to push the doors with all my strength... Pushed one.. Pushed two.. Pushed three and the last door decided not to yield to my strength so I got stuck. Unknown to me, some whites were coming at my back already disturbed by the way I was disgracing my family. Immediately I noticed their glare I quickly reached for my phone and placed it on my ears like a call came in. While at that, I patiently took notice of how they opened the door. Apparently, there were sensors at the side of the doors that I only needed to wave to in order for them to open... Chai see how I disgraced myself.... I angrily went back to the first door and started waving at the sensors and the doors started opening o... I felt like Alibaba opening sesame.


Finally, I got to the mall where I needed to get a screen protector for my new phone since some 'unscrupulous elements' here already phone shamed me cos of my camera. I met an Indian at a phone accessories shop and asked him for a glass screen protector. He told me he doesn't have a glass screen protector but he has a better one, so I asked him to fix me the 'better one' while I look around the mall. Getting back, he handed my the phone and I saw that he has covered the screen with a nylon protector... Bros are you whining me ni... How's this better than glass protector? He sha started explaining things about anti scratch that I didn't understand, I sha kept calm cos I didn't want to cause a scene on my first day out.. I angrily asked for the price and he said 30 dolls.... 30 kini... I sharply converted it to naira in my head and that was when I knew a scene was inevitable.... How can I pay over 8k for a nylon protector? Even computer village boys dare not try to scam me like this... Scammer come turn scamee... That's how I told him to remove his nylon that I'm not doing again o... After plenty talks, he agreed 15 dolls which I reluctantly paid. Long story short sha, I have marked his face...we will meet on the street and turn the matter to 'two fighting' cos the thing pain me no be small... Nylon protector I normally buy for 400 naira come turn 4k.

To cool off the anger and wait for my friend, I made my way to the much talked about Tim Hortons hoping to buy whatever they sell there. There, I met a Chinese who was speaking like it's against the law to speak loud.... I sha calmed down to explain to him how hungry I was and he told me to speak no more that he got me. Twinkle of an eye, this man brought a big cup of coffee and one tiny doughnut to go with it. 'sir, I thought you said you got me.. You didn't 'got' me rarara o...
Whats this na.... I never said I was thirsty na, it's hunger that is catching me' how can u bring a big bucket of coffee instead of a big doughnut. As if that wasn't enough, the Chinese decided to hand me sachets of sugar and milk to mix myself instead of mixing it himself. The milk I was given didn't even change the colour of the coffee after emptying them in. I sha took my L and marked the guy's face too.

One last thing, I really do not understand o.. Id El kabir is almost here and I still haven't seen rams dragged around....No ram fights ..no anything abi Canadians don't celebrate ileya ni. Is this how I'm going to miss Id El kabir's meat this year? The only animal these whites keep dragging around are dogs? They should just thank their stars that I'm not from calabar sha... Coman see dogs looking all fleshy n meaty, if only they know what their peers go thru in the hands of Calabarians. God dey!

It's indeed good to be outside again and it's already looking like the grasses are truly greener on this side o, time will tell sha.


Here are some pictures for you

Drenimarcus:


lmao i thought i was gonna get mugged today sef. Some stoned kids were following me and my wife downtown tonight when we were out to eat, i automatically switched to my "Lagos" mode .

Danielhouston:

Monthly

Danielhouston:

Monthly

Danielhouston:
Life while studying:

Germany: better chance of visa, better student benefits, world class Universities, less expensive, better job opportunity after studying, chance to make more money, more discrimination, bureaucracy, more peaceful people, less police harassment, bigger cities, better connected for traveling around, German language is not popular outside Germany.

Netherlands: better student life, happier/more friendly people, more expensive, boring, good for weed smokers, open minded people, more beautiful people, less discrimination, more English speakers, easier to find English speaking student jobs, less bureaucracy, more racial profiling by police, Dutch language can be useful in other Dutch speaking countries.

Life After Studying:

Germany: better chance to get a job, more global, better chance to save money, better pay, robotic work environment, better integration, better chance to become a citizen, average salary €3,700 (before tax), 18 months to find a job, better chance to extend work visa or take up another study.

Netherland: more relaxed working environment, more international working environment, higher chance of working for an international company, higher chance of finding an English speaking job, hard to save money, more black people in good job positions, fewer good job cities, less opportunities, can get a job in another Dutch speaking country if you learn the language, 1 year to find a job, average salary €2,800 (before tax), requires 10 years before applying for citizenship.

Process of obtaining permanent residency is similar in both countries.