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Business / Re: A Whole New Life Of Prosperity Is Possible. by jjmk(m): 10:24pm On Jun 10, 2020
jjmk:
If you are in Abuja and environs, it is time to earn good side income and change your story.

A life of abundance is possible.

So if you live in Abuja and environs kindly drop your WhatsApp numbers below to receive this wonderful opportunity.

This is for very serious minded people.

Thanks.
Business / A Whole New Life Of Prosperity Is Possible. by jjmk(m): 8:05pm On Jun 10, 2020
If you are in Abuja and environs, it is time to earn good side income and change your story.

A life of abundance is possible.

So if you live in Abuja and environs kindly drop your WhatsApp numbers below to receive this wonderful opportunity.

This is for very serious minded people.

Thanks.
Autos / Re: Brand New Toyota Hilux 2019 Fo Sale. Selling Cheap 17m by jjmk(m): 2:19pm On Jun 10, 2020
jjmk:
We have BRAND NEW Toyota Hilux SR5 for sale.
30 in number and selling cheap so as to clear up.
17m.
Call us on this number 0708 254 8018.
Location: Abuja.

Good afternoon.
Autos / Re: Brand New Toyota Hilux 2019 Fo Sale. Selling Cheap 17m by jjmk(m): 7:31pm On Jun 09, 2020
jjmk:


Good evening
Business / Re: Life Changing Opportunity. by jjmk(m): 2:10pm On Jun 09, 2020
jjmk:
This is life changing, it is not a get rich quick scheme but if you do it right u will retire early and live life on your own terms.

This is now in Nigeria after recording great successes abroad.

Come and change the story of your life.

Fill out the attached form and if selected you will be on your way to a life of independence.

https://forms.gle/5pjDtKJeGQK4temD7
Autos / Re: Brand New Toyota Hilux 2019 Fo Sale. Selling Cheap 17m by jjmk(m): 8:43pm On Jun 08, 2020
jjmk:
These cars were purchased brand new for the elections but never used, never even registered.
If u wanted to see them you can come, but don't just come up here and say what u are not sure of.
If after inspecting they don't meet your requirements no one is forcing you to buy.
Don't just make blanket statements.

Good evening
Autos / Re: Brand New Toyota Hilux 2019 Fo Sale. Selling Cheap 17m by jjmk(m): 7:10am On Jun 08, 2020
These cars were purchased brand new for the elections but never used, never even registered.
If u wanted to see them you can come, but don't just come up here and say what u are not sure of.
If after inspecting they don't meet your requirements no one is forcing you to buy.
Don't just make blanket statements.

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Business / Re: Life Changing Opportunity. by jjmk(m): 7:08am On Jun 08, 2020
jjmk:
A better life awaits.

Live life on your terms
Business / Re: Life Changing Opportunity. by jjmk(m): 6:32pm On Jun 07, 2020
A better life awaits.
Autos / Brand New Toyota Hilux 2019 Fo Sale. Selling Cheap 17m by jjmk(m): 12:42pm On Jun 07, 2020
We have BRAND NEW Toyota Hilux SR5 for sale.
30 in number and selling cheap so as to clear up.
17m.
Call us on this number 0708 254 8018.
Location: Abuja.

Autos / Re: 2004 Toyota Highlander Toks by jjmk(m): 12:32pm On Jun 07, 2020
How much?
Business / Life Changing Opportunity. by jjmk(m): 11:48am On Jun 07, 2020
This is life changing, it is not a get rich quick scheme but if you do it right u will retire early and live life on your own terms.

This is now in Nigeria after recording great successes abroad.

Come and change the story of your life.

Fill out the attached form and if selected you will be on your way to a life of independence.

https://forms.gle/5pjDtKJeGQK4temD7
Family / Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Regrets Marrying Me. What Should I Do? by jjmk(m): 4:47pm On May 20, 2020
The two of you are not good people, u guys deserve what u got. My only advise for you is to move on, let her go and be with her ex that is if he will take her back.

U took advantage of man's work related travels to take his woman
Your wife happily betrayed the man who stood by her when she was almost dropping out of school because of one dick appointed that went so well.

Two of you are thrash and if it will make u feel any better, she is a worse thrash than you.

Ogbeni take heart.

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Career / Re: N5 Million Cash Or A 100k Job? Help Him Decide by jjmk(m): 10:00pm On May 10, 2020
Jobless or not, he should take the 5m. There are no job guarantees.
A word is enough for the wise.

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Programming / Re: Can Someone Help Me With A Solution To This Python Problem by jjmk(m): 5:31pm On Apr 27, 2020
[quote author=Jayess post=88913484]Num1 = int(input("Enter the first number: "wink
Num2 = int(input("Enter the second number: "wink

# take the larger number

If Num1 > Num2:
print ('say something')
Else:
print ('do something else')

# Print the result
print("The larger number is: " + Num1 )


Python is case sensitive and don't forget your 4 spaces index.....

Too many bugs in this your mini code!! cry I couldn't count undecided[/quote

Sorry, its the way I posted it.
Below is the same script in my pastebin account..�

https://pastebin.com/YqepaJPU

U can help check it there.
Programming / Can Someone Help Me With A Solution To This Python Problem by jjmk(m): 2:47pm On Apr 27, 2020
I need to know more about input(). I don't seem to understand it clearly.

There are two numbers one higher than the other. Let's say 40 and 20 respectively.

Num1 = int(input("Enter the first number: "wink)
Num2 = int(input("Enter the second number: "wink)

# take the larger number

If num1 > num2:
Larger_num = num1
Else:
Larger_num = num2

# Print the result
Print("The larger number is:" Larger_num)

Pls guys help...I am stuck here.
Romance / Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by jjmk(m): 9:07pm On Apr 14, 2020
Descorts:
We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.

I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.

She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.

But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.

3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.

And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON

There is simply no excuse to be a monster. Don't let anyone turn u into what u are not, u will only be hurting yourself, unless it's already in you.

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Politics / Re: AEDC Slashes Power Bill By More Than 68% In Compliance With NERC's Order (Pics) by jjmk(m): 7:38pm On Mar 10, 2020
RenaissanceGuy:
Last month, NERC released a communique directing the distribution companies to start charging unmetred customers fixed amount of bill depending on the phase type they're in. For residential, they're to be charged ₦1,800, etc.
Last month, we were billed nearly ₦17,000,but surprisingly, this morning they brought a bill of just ₦3,656 (VAT inclusive). My neighbor received just ₦1,800 as against ₦8000 they used to receive.

This has to be one of the best news this year, because these guys have been committing daylight robbery on unmetred customers. They deliberately refuse to give you meter and then turn around to bill you crazily whether you only have a TV in your house or not.

Thumbs up to the present minister of power and NERC!
https://www.nairaland.com/5707221/nerc-bars-discos-billing-unmetered


What now happens to the past estimated accumulated bills, will they be reviewed?

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by jjmk(m): 7:14am On Mar 10, 2020
BetBuilder365:


over 0 cards mean at least one card. No cards is a loss

Thanks
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by jjmk(m): 11:23pm On Mar 09, 2020
BetBuilder365:

their last away 9,8,6 corners almost made me to include that option but this team corner betting has showed me shege. You will be better at it as time goes but also expect failures too

Pls explain over 0 cards. I wanted to play that but didn't understand it. If no cards in the game do I still win?
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by jjmk(m): 10:57pm On Mar 09, 2020
Aston Villa not a single corner kick in 90minutes, ha! This one pain me oooo

Career / Re: Have You Ever Been FIRED At Work? Share Your Experience! by jjmk(m): 3:39pm On Mar 07, 2020
[quote author=oluwaseyi000 post=87240908]
Why we were fired?
I joined this company last year, few days after finishing my NYSC, they have the highest number of software developers in Africa and I was loving life, the salary is great with breakfast and lunch

They keep on employing so many software engineer with time the engineer become more than the available job, I saw it coming but I don't know what the board was thinking

2. How did the firing process happen?
We have a global (online) meeting which people are asked not to miss, I was not even listening very well to what they are saying, the president said there are more developer than engagement to they have to let some people go, a mail was sent to all impacted people and I discovered what has just happened

Almost 400 people has been fired across Africa

3. Aftermath of being fired… how did you feel, have you recovered, did you get something better?

The company is actually a great one, they brought in pychologist to speak with us, bring in different recruiter, and other stuff, most importantly the payoff was reasonable that I can afford a Mac laptop of almost half-a-million

Luckily for me I got another reasonable job in less than 3 weeks of been retrenched


I always laugh when people complain there is no job in Nigeria, less than 5 month after leaving my previous company I have turned down almost 4 other offers some even paying than my current one

[/quote

Don't say that...u got job offers because u were in IT don't make others feel less inferior because they couldn't secure a job.

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Career / Re: Have You Ever Been FIRED At Work? Share Your Experience! by jjmk(m): 3:36pm On Mar 07, 2020
CokeBar:
Share your experience with us if you have ever been fired. It would be better if we can share:

1. Why we were fired?
2. How did the firing process happen?
3. Aftermath of being fired… how did you feel, have you recovered, did you get something better?

So, I’ll start:

Sometimes last year, I got an unbelievable offer (well above #750k) at a remote company. I bought a PC, subscribed for large data and set-up a workspace. On Monday which was resumption day, I turned on my PC, logged in and started the online meeting… everything went well for the first day and I got introduced to my colleagues. My friend and I actually got employed for same position, so we usually chatted while working. To be onboarded, we had to install a productivity monitoring tool on our PCs, we were told everything we did on the PC would be captured if the tool was turned ON but I really don’t know why I cared less.

On Wednesday same week, we had a short and simple test, during the test, I asked my friend for an answer as I wasn’t so sure, he responded and that was it.

On Thursday, I had a quick one-on-one call with my manager, I was fired. Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to ask for assistance while taking the test. I apologized but the answer was a straight NO (you sabi how oyinbo people strict). So in other words, I was sacked because I cheated ☹.

Well, they paid me for the few days I worked �

I have experienced other sad situations, but this has to be the worst. I was so depressed, the following Sunday, I went to Church and it was while Pastor asked us to greet our neighbor, I remembered I didn’t brush… LMAO.

Now, I got something with abit lesser pay but still very chilled grin

Wow. Sad.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by jjmk(m): 12:26pm On Mar 05, 2020
Odoskii:
Pls could someone analyse this for me?

ATL Madrid vs Sevilla and Burnley vs Tottenham are suspects...think again
Family / Re: Confusion In My Very Young Marriage by jjmk(m): 6:57am On Feb 28, 2020
healthserve:
Deal with the reality in front of you.

If you continue to struggle and fight the truth that confronts you presently, you'll have a mental brealdown and it'll sap your energy.

Do the needful, which is live your life kiss " Live Your Life "

Sue that "reputable hospital" but that is after the confirmatory test as someone suggested. This is patently wrong!!!
Business / Re: Certified Data Protection Lead Auditor (CDPLA) Training And Boot Camp by jjmk(m): 8:45pm On Feb 27, 2020
Any job guarantees after the bootcamp?
Business / Re: Writers Needed (#300 Per 400 Words) by jjmk(m): 8:34pm On Feb 27, 2020
Rate is too low.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by jjmk(m): 11:10am On Feb 24, 2020
femsmile:


Okay bro... No worries, what I need daily from betbuilder is like 10odds daily to boom then am good to go which is highly achievable

This is the 5odds I came up with, maybe you could add some games to make it 10odds... Cheers!!!

Pls explain "over 0 corners for Westham"
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by jjmk(m): 4:23pm On Feb 20, 2020
My first post.

I re-mixed some predictions I picked up from a website.

Goodluck.

Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by jjmk(m): 5:36am On Jan 19, 2020
spicyberry:


Is anyone experiencing issues of not recieving SMS code while trying to withdraw from 1xbet

Experiencing same
Contacted customer support no joy yet.
Let us know if u resolve yours.

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