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PoliticsRe: Yobe: Nigerian Army Arrests 57 boko Haram Members On Sallah by jkendy(m): 1:30pm On Oct 05, 2014
HELL is the proper place to hide these guyz if they're caught alive.
PoliticsRe: Unlawful Detention: Court Orders SSS To Apologise To El-rufai, Pay Him N2m For.. by jkendy(m): 5:50pm On Sep 29, 2014
Why awarding him with that 'small' amount of money? The judge shld hav directed that ALL the money in CBN be given to El-Rufai as compensation for injustice on his personality.
So the poor that are being molested and abused in this country are not human beings, abi?
Dats injustice itself.
PoliticsRe: When I Listen To Some Statements … I Feel Sad For Nigeria – Jonathan by jkendy(m): 5:23am On Sep 29, 2014
Mr President, that's exactly how we all feel as a result of bad administration.
Some of your subjects are even ashamed to identify themselves as Nigerians when they're abroad.
Do something b4 something 'DOES' you in 2015
PoliticsRe: 2015: Buhari, Atiku Clash Over Procedure For Presidential Primaries by jkendy(m): 4:38am On Sep 29, 2014
Take it or leave it, Atiku is certainly gonna decamp to another party again.
The same koboko used in flogging him while in PDP would still be used to chase him out of APC.
He should learn to be a humble and patient politician if he truly wants to govern Naija.
RomanceRe: A "Marriage Proposal By Police" In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by jkendy(m): 8:30am On Sep 24, 2014
So there are no more crimes in PH for our police to fight again, abi?
They're being used to act hide-and-seek game of love in a garden of bitterness........ RUBBISH
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Agree To Release All 219 Chibok Girls by jkendy(m): 6:08pm On Sep 23, 2014
which story una want us to believe sef?
Reports has it that two bus loaded wit girls suspected to be Chibok girls were seem driving into Maimalari barracks just a few moments ago
PoliticsRe: 10 More Boko Haram Terrorists Surrender by jkendy(m): 6:57pm On Sep 22, 2014
Which of their "leaders"huhhuhhuh
Be specific cos we don't want anoda situation whereby the 3rd SHEKAU would show up in a new video.



After all, the same DHQs claimed to have been killing SHEKAUs since 1900...
PoliticsRe: Azeez Ashake Shot Dead In Isale-Eko by jkendy(m): 6:07pm On Sep 22, 2014
Are these guys (poliTRICians) worth dying for?
It's a shame how youths are refusing to be cultured in this 21st century.
His own son is involved........ datz hw it ought to b
PoliticsRe: Amnesty International Exposes "Nigeria's Torture Chambers" by jkendy(m): 12:04pm On Sep 19, 2014
Their search light should be extended to other countries as well. I bet you, ours would be 100 times better compared to torture against humanity in some parts of the world.
These white pigs sees nothing good in our country. Are we the only country on mother earth with police brutality or military high handedness?
America is even worst than us. They're equally quilty as charged.
PoliticsRe: Military Captures Injured Boko Haram Commander In Konduga Battle 18th September by jkendy(m): 7:55pm On Sep 18, 2014
Our military isn't as bad as portrayed by few individuals after all.
Imagine them treating the that animal who deserves to be wasted just like every other miserable soul attached to Book.
Bravo, Nigeria Armed Forces!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Why We Pulled Out Of CAN — Catholic Bishops (Published 2012) by jkendy(m): 12:12pm On Sep 18, 2014
[i][/i]The difference btw CAN & TAN is jst slim...
They all serve one master.....GEJ
PoliticsRe: Open Letter To The Inspector General Of Police On Roadblocks by jkendy(m): 12:19am On Sep 18, 2014
Silverstars: This place is becoming saturated with children who just want to be first to comment and occupy space.....making all sorts of senseless statements and booking space.




This man needs to be checked because experience has shown that more checkpoints there are, the more armed robberies take place.
U dey vex say u come late?
Can yhu prove dis point if called upon?
#SenselessStatement
PoliticsRe: Open Letter To The Inspector General Of Police On Roadblocks by jkendy(m): 12:06am On Sep 18, 2014
Road block or Ice block........
Open letter or Close letter.....
Pls IG, hasten up your recruitment program abeg. Boys dey wait 2 go join the road block clique. #PoliceIsYourFriend
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Accuses New CP Of Plot To Install PDP Governor In 2015 by jkendy(m): 7:43pm On Sep 15, 2014
Why are they heating the polity even before 2015? Does it mean that any police commissioner posted to Rivers state is a Jonathan boy just like Mbu?
Amaechi should pls put a stop to his politics of bitterness. Always crying foul over nothing.
PoliticsRe: Gabun Village Residents In Adamawa State Claim Sighting Crashed NAF Jet by jkendy(m): 9:30am On Sep 15, 2014
I hope it's just a crash. Very soon, Shelly and his boys would release a video claiming responsibility......
Until then!!!
CelebritiesRe: Childhood Pictures Of Some Nigerian Celebrities by jkendy(m): 12:39pm On Sep 14, 2014
Show us Aki and Pawpaw when they're 'small'.
HealthRe: Cannabis Will Soon Become Legal For Non-violent User by jkendy(m): 6:51pm On Sep 09, 2014
Enough of these long grammar........
Just LEGALIZE it for the love of JAH !!!

HealthRe: US Urges Nigeria To Help Liberia, Others Tackle Ebola. by jkendy(m): 2:00pm On Sep 06, 2014
We restored peace in their country by sacrificing our gallant officers in their God-forsaken land, only for them to pay us back by importing that nonsense disease to our countryhuh?
We ain't helping them no more. Afterall, US said our Ebola drugs is inferior to ZMAPP.....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Boko Haram Invades Bama, Meets Resistance From Nigerian Troops by jkendy(m): 1:36pm On Sep 01, 2014
[b][/b]The should fight to recapture the entire North East from Boko, not just Bama.
Afterall, they're being paid to do Just that.
PoliticsRe: Cameroon Kills 27 Boko Harammilitants In Border Clashes by jkendy(m): 7:17pm On Aug 27, 2014
Should Nigeria relinquish the so-called title of "Giant of Africa" to Cameron?
Militarily, I think those guyz are doing better than us, as it is now. Gone were the days when our Soldiers were REAL men on the streets of Monrovia and Freetown !!!
CelebritiesRe: Davido Acquires A Private Jet (Pictures) by jkendy(m): 2:44pm On Aug 26, 2014
Remember to save for the raining day!!!
PoliticsRe: Some Political High Profile Assassination In Nigeria by jkendy(m): 6:22am On Aug 22, 2014
Worst of all is the assassination of CONSCIENCE which could either be political or otherwise!!!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Airport Suicide Bomber In Picture by jkendy(m): 6:40pm On Aug 18, 2014
Kei144: You won't understand the importance of 72 virgins, because you are female. Eternally enjoying 72 virgins is actually worth leaving this world quickly in order to dive into the realm of eternal joy.
In nutshell, u fit carry bomb, abi? grin
Kei144: You won't understand the importance of 72 virgins, because you are female. Eternally enjoying 72 virgins is actually worth leaving this world quickly in order to dive into the realm of eternal joy.
In nutshell, u fit carry bomb, abi?
FoodRe: A Picture Of Vincent Enyeama Cooking Okro Soup by jkendy(m): 4:40pm On Aug 18, 2014
redsun: Is it only me?or just england.Okro don't seem to draw anymore.Sometimes you be eating okro,you will think you are eating chopped green pepper.Okra use to be so elastic like ogbono,but not anymore.

It probably has to do with all the chemicals they add in growing it these days with all the genetic mutations.
U no d ansa, u stil dey ask. I taya 4 som pipu sef !!!
FoodRe: A Picture Of Vincent Enyeama Cooking Okro Soup by jkendy(m): 4:19pm On Aug 18, 2014
plumule: his wife is been screwed while he cooks
Dirty mind !!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by jkendy(m): 3:55pm On Aug 18, 2014
Dis Patrick Suya or Sawyer of a guy......
e no go beta 4u o, any wia u dey now !!!
Monkeys used to be our companions back then. Suddenly, dis God-forsaken Liberian turned us against them (monkeys) just as the serpent turned Adam against God.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Motivational Quotes For Job Seekers by jkendy(m): 12:04am On Aug 17, 2014
Empty inspirational quotes!!!
BOlieve and practice all of the above.......
You go stil remain JOBLESS.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Boko Haram Captures Another Borno Town by jkendy(m): 11:18pm On Aug 06, 2014
Boko is no longer the latest trend in town, let's talk #Ebola tinz !!!
PhonesRe: Facebook Is Currently Down by jkendy(m): 7:04pm On Aug 01, 2014
Where is that guy that pasted custom advert here?
Report yourself by youself for yourself and personally to Seun's desk 1st thing tomorrow morning.
PhonesRe: Facebook Is Currently Down by jkendy(m): 6:40pm On Aug 01, 2014
Aboki wey na only Facebook him sabi use, e for go off like one year mek I see wia dem go dey atak us wen Boko troway bomb 4 dia ogba.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill 15 In Rivers by jkendy(m): 4:20pm On Aug 01, 2014
date1816: Surah Al-Furqan (The Criterion)
1.Blessed be He Who sent down the criterion (of right and wrong, i.e. this Qur'an) to His slave (Muhammad) that he may be a warner to the'Alamin(mankind and jinns).
2.He to Whom belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth, and Who has begotten no son (children or offspring) and for Whom there is no partner in the dominion. He has created everything, and has measured it exactly according to its due measurements.
3.Yet they have taken besides Him otheraliha(gods) that created nothing but are themselves created, and possess neither hurt nor benefit for themselves, and possess no power (of causing) death, nor (of giving) life, nor of raising the dead.
4.Those who disbelieve say: "This (the Qur'an) is nothing but a lie that he (Muhammad) has invented, and others have helped him at it, so that they have produced an unjust wrong (thing) and a lie."
5.And they say: "Tales of the ancients, which he has written down, and they are dictated to him morning and afternoon."
6.Say: "It (this Qur'an) has been sent down by Him (Allah) (the Real Lord of the heavens and earth) Who knows the secret of the heavens and the earth. Truly, He is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful."
7.And they say: "Why does this Messenger (Muhammad) eat food, and walk about in the markets (like ourselves). Why is not an angel sent down to him to be a warner with him?
8."Or (why) has not a treasure been granted to him, or why has he not a garden whereof he may eat?" And theZalimun(polytheists and wrong-doers, etc.) say: "You follow none but a man bewitched."
9.See how they coin similitudes for you, so they have gone astray, and they cannot find a (Right) Path.
10.Blessed be He Who, if He will, will assign you better than (all) that, - Gardens under which rivers flow (Paradise) and will assign you palaces (i.e. in Paradise).
11.Nay, they deny the Hour (the Day of Resurrection), and for those who deny the Hour, We have prepared a flaming Fire (i.e. Hell).
12.When it (Hell) sees them from a far place, they will hear its raging and its roaring.
13.And when they shall be thrown into a narrow place thereof, chained together, they will exclaim therein for destruction.
14.Exclaim not today for one destruction, but exclaim for many destructions.
15.Say: (O Muhammad) "Is that (torment) better or the Paradise of Eternity promised to theMuttaqun(pious and righteous persons - see V.2:2)?" It will be theirs as a reward and as a final destination.
16.For them there will be therein all that they desire, and they will abide (there forever). It is a promise binding upon your Lord that must be fulfilled.
17.And on the Day when He will gather them together and that which they worship besides Allah [idols, angels, pious men, saints, 'Iesa (Jesus) - son of Maryam (Mary), etc.]. He will say: "Was it you who misled these My slaves or did they (themselves) stray from the (Right) Path?"
18.They will say: "Glorified be You! It was not for us to take anyAuliya'(Protectors, Helpers, etc.) besides You, but You gave them and their fathers comfort till they forgot the warning, and became a lost people (doomed to total loss).
19.Thus they (false gods all deities other than Allah) will give you (polytheists) the lie regarding what you say (that they are gods besides Allah), then you can neither avert (the punishment), nor get help. And whoever among you does wrong (i.e. sets up rivals to Allah), We shall make him taste a great torment.
20.And We never sent before you (O Muhammad) any of the Messengers but verily, they ate food and walked in the markets. And We have made some of you as a trial for others: will you have patience? And your Lord is Ever All-Seer (of everything).
21.And those who expect not for a Meeting with Us (i.e. those who deny the Day of Resurrection and the life of the Hereafter), say: "Why are not the angels sent down to us, or why do we not see our Lord?" Indeed they think too highly of themselves, and are scornful with great pride.
22.On the Day they will see the angels, no glad tidings will there be for theMujrimun(criminals, disbelievers, polytheists, sinners, etc.) that day. And they (angels) will say: "All kinds of glad tidings are forbidden for you," [None will be allowed to enter Paradise except the one who said:La ilaha ill-Allah,"(none has the right to be worshipped but Allah) and acted practically on its legal orders and obligations].
23.And We shall turn to whatever deeds they (disbelievers, polytheists, sinners, etc.) did, and We shall make such deeds as scattered floating particles of dust.
24.The dwellers of Paradise (i.e. those who deserved it through their Faith and righteousness) will, on that Day, have the best abode, and have the fairest of places for repose.
25.And (remember) the Day when the heaven shall be rent asunder with clouds, and the angels will be sent down, with a grand descending.
26.The sovereignty on that Day will be the true (sovereignty), belonging to the Most Beneficent (Allah), and it will be a hard Day for the disbelievers (those who disbelieve in the Oneness of Allah Islamic Monotheism).
27.And (remember) the Day when theZalim(wrong-doer, oppressor, polytheist, etc.) will bite at his hands, he will say: "Oh! Would that I had taken a path with the Messenger ( Muhammad).
28."Ah! Woe to me! Would that I had never taken so-and-so as a friend!
29."He indeed led me astray from the Reminder (this Qur'an) after it had come to me. AndShaitan(Satan) is ever a deserter to man in the hour of need."
30.And the Messenger (Muhammad) will say: "O my Lord! Verily, my people deserted this Qur'an (neither listened to it, nor acted on its laws and orders).
31.Thus have We made for every Prophet an enemy among theMujrimun(disbelievers, polytheists, criminals, etc.). But Sufficient is your Lord as a Guide and Helper.
32.And those who disbelieve say: "Why is not the Qur'an revealed to him all at once?" Thus (it is sent down in parts), that We may strengthen your heart thereby. And We have revealed it to you gradually, in stages. (It was revealed to the Prophetin 23 years.).
33.And no example or similitude do they bring (to oppose or to find fault in you or in this Qur'an), but We reveal to you the truth (against that similitude or example), and the better explanation thereof.
34.Those who will be gathered to Hell (prone) on their faces, such will be in an evil state, and most astray from the (Straight) Path.
35.And indeed We gave Musa (Moses) the Scripture [the Taurat (Torah)], and placed his brother Harun (Aaron) with him as a helper;
36.And We said: "Go you both to the people who have denied OurAyat(proofs, evidences, verses, lessons, signs, revelations, etc.)." Then We destroyed them with utter destruction.
37.And Nuh's (Noah) people, when they denied the Messengers We drowned them, and We made them as a sign for mankind. And We have prepared a painful torment for theZalimun(polytheists and wrong-doers, etc).
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Foreign AffairsRe: BREAKING: Uganda Supreme Court Strike Down Anti-gay Law. by jkendy(m): 3:06pm On Aug 01, 2014
Symphony007: there are limits. If you commit murder, you loose those rights. If you commit atrocities that affect the state or the well being of other citizens you loose those rights. Let the government prove how a consexual relationship among two adults of sound mind is a threat to the state or other citizens.
Throwing morality to the dogs all in the name of "fundamental human rights"!!!

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