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Dem don kash am

Pick your call o oga

Is she Nigerian or European?

Abeg if she's European, send her packing before she cries foul o.
But you need proof. Spy cam no cost there.
Present the proof to her sis and have her leave.

Anyway, peeshur or I don't bliv it.

RichlyOBS:
I have 3bedroom apartment I decided to give one room out for rent so that the bill will be lesser for me.... My girlfriend brought her cousin sister Juliet to rent the room,, she hv been living with me since last year November.... But there's something wrong with the girl (juliet) which I don't like,, the 3bedroom flat I got have a parlour and you must pass through the parlour before getting to the kitchen..so whenever am in the parlour watching movies or music videos this girl will walk by to the kitchen with just only pant and bra and sometimes she don't put on bra but she will use hand to cover her boobs if she sees me... I started wandering what this girl is up to... Sometimes she walk pass when am watching a romatic movie and that's tempting... It was day before yesterday, she walk pass with full unclothedness then I got angry and called her to talk, I told her if she can't be putting on clothes whenever am around she should stay inside her room and don't come out naked or half naked again... Can you imagine what this girl told me ,, out of annoyance she said whenever she's passing that I should focus on my tv not her then she left... I was surprised because I thought she never expected I was at home or maybe she thought I would be in my room...

She's my girlfriend cousin and I think am going to report to her sister? Or am asking her to park out?... She have been doing this ever since she broke up with her boyfriend

guys have you ever experienced this before please?

Ladies is it what she's doing is normal or am I the one having dirty mind?? She's seriously tempting me and my babe haven't heard anything about it...

She don't do this if am with my friends and whenever my babe is around she don't come out from her room they are family members but they're not that close..

580$ bitcoin needed.

Officialkplus:
Bought from this guy yesterday...

Sir ambassador has escrow

Bought bitcoin?

funlord:
I need $100 worth of bitcoins to any wallet sharply! Make somebody help junior see indomie chop this morning abeg!

If you got a seller, pls quote me.

$580 btc needed.

Lame movie. Never seen an American actor hold a gun like that.

Nigeria will not remain backwards.

36govs:
@VIVIANGIST

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Please you anyone here I can buy bitcoin from?
580$ of btc needed at 360ngn/$

funlord:
An update on this particular scam case! Even though he had not mentioned me in his initial report the part where bellyjean alluded to being a student made me realize that he needed any sort of support he could get. Knowing fully well that his church member would never risk his job to release such sensitive info to him and knowing the antecedents of this thread as per much talk only and less action we decided to make efforts through a contact in the fraudsters bank and finally were able to pull up the house address, bvn number and phone lines of the bastard who scammed him recently. I also have the information of the second scammer but that has no relation to this case. This will also help him easily proceed to arrest mr adakole quickly if he chooses and will also give an online warning to any body that the criminals may try to add to their filthy telegram groups in the future on what to watch out for! No long thing!


Name: Ayebe Peter Adakole

First bank: 3087740603

House address: CBQ 210 Army cantoment, ikeja lagos leventis bus stop

Registered Phone number: 08169193394


BVN: 22148381182


Cc: mynd44 and dominique





Good luck getting the criminal soon! The other criminals brother is already in custody in akure!

OceanmorganTrix:
She has also insulted her organization for publicly posting this i.e she is an amebo that cannot keep a secret and it is very bad for the reputation of any organization .

Social media wahala

Oga, no mumu na. The post was totally anonymous. Can you tell her name or name of the organization by the tweet?

NarnieSnyper:
Funny
But is the roommate that dumb; I am sure anyone can tell the smell of VEET hair removal from a mile away even if it is mixed with Vanilla and strawberry. Well, she shagged her Friend's man, so I am not surprised.
She should consider that poison Cersei used to kill that Dornish princess in GOT. Slow but very lethal

Its not slow.
Lemme quite Kyburn here: "It depends on the individuals constituency, but death IS certain"

overhypedsteve:
Where will they put the front facing camera or the proximity sensor? Oh they haf forget that one. Mumu google. Slay queens will slay your device if you disappoint them.

Ignorant mofo. Seems you've not heard about, talk less of seen the Xiaomi Mi Mix.

BrainnewsNg:
Source: https://www.brainnewsradio.com/davido-makes-grand-nollywood-debut-in-new-movie-legend-at-sixty/

https://i2.wp.com/www.brainnewsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Davido-Watch.jpg?resize=589%2C581&ssl=1



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1jpEFLbwWI?t=56

No vex o, but which kyn rubbish be this? Na biography abi na film.
Watching the trailer was waste of mb sef

Idiot.
You said specs and price, now you're saying price TBA

Sirme411:
Well....be thanking God....I am fasting if nt I wuld av insulted you nd ur whole Generation....

Are you vexing? Go and fast well jor. No take your own mouth spoil am.
This one wey I don know sey you dey fast, God go don reject your offering of fast sef.

Anyway, b4 you kill yourself, na draw. Winner will soon be announced.

Dats how you manage to fail jamb 2wice abi. Simple clause you cannot understand.

UP NEXT ON THE NEWS!

Deportation of the Nsobundus

By God's good grace, Nigeria will not remain backwards forever.
Google is your friend.
Explanation here. �
https://countrysidenetwork.com/daily/poultry/eggs-meat/egg-inside-of-an-egg-video/

Time to quote all the mumu wey don comment for this thread.
If you see your name, your comment put you on the draw for the mumu of the day.

Harmored:
It's a rare condition in chicken called ocpulation, when the male gamete MORATA the famale haploid during fertilization


Like if you understand

Aarenasbaba:
Abi d father do more than 1 round?
Abi he took Jedi before doing ?
Or maybe hmmmmmmmm

Sirme411:
........

av been on NL. for the past 3yrs na av never been FTC

Dis year will be my year

Hanibal:
This one is your village people egg o
You need deliverance from "follow come" battle ASAP

macaranta:
Genetic mutations of some sort, maybe the chicken had a brief tour of Hiroshima

jtigwell0:
village people! they can appear in any form...

hushdaddy:
nah twins the mama wan born before

Thebrightest:
New year bonanza (2 in 1), Enjoy your egg.

Cholls:
my brothers and sisters chai see dis ingorantus...egg wet don break wey dem add a complete egg wet neva break with am b4 dem boil am for wata

donblade85555:
fake

marooh:
The egg wear condom

alons:
End time Egg

PitexyBaba:
practically impossible.

Writs:
With God all things are possible.

More coming

Wearemoving:
This is what we call Twin Eggs

Buffalo2:
Twin ediye

YOUNGELDER1:
Nkan be’

olagbemi118:
buy one get one free..na bonanza na

Zionadebisi:
It's Making me scared sef

ariklawani:
Twin egg noni.

ladychioma:
Twin yolk

okenwaa:
That's 2 2

By God's good grace, Nigeria will not remain backwards forever.
Google is your friend.
Explanation here. �
https://countrysidenetwork.com/daily/poultry/eggs-meat/egg-inside-of-an-egg-video/

Just watched the trailer

https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwjH78SE68LYAhVQIOwKHTOQBB0Qxa8BCCMwAA&usg=AOvVaw0VTJzWxrN8ZFOD4xbU2nov

What a stupid shot to try and take against iphones.
They couldn't even try and compare the camon cm to iPhone 7 or iPhone X, na to compare the screen size to iPhone 3/4.

This will be a disgusting phone.
This phone is a 2014 design abeg, even my LG G3 got better bezels and screen ratio than this shit

MizMyColi:
Ooshey
Bezeless tins, I'm truly excited.

Do you even know what a bezel means? talkless of bezeless. Mtcheew

Do not despise the person you were cheated on with. Despise the person that cheated on you.

Hostel blocks

She didn't block you.
If she did you won't even find her on fb.

So stop lying to us nigga

Trust me, I have no pity for you.
But your story compelled me to watch the full 19 minutes video on YouTube and I wanna have a sit-down with you. Looking through the 8 pages tho, I'm not the only one who fancies you, lol (obviously duh!).

The op, I bet, didn't watch the whole video.
What's your name?

The man was wrong. So wrong.

The judge, however, was funny. Loved the ruling.
Women are more emotionally mature, and stronger, than men.

I've read books on psychology, I've watched with intent the way women react emotionally, trust me, I know what I'm saying is right and true. I am always wowed by some.

And, hey, stop derailing this thread. You're stealing the divorced woman's limelight

fastgyal:
I looked into this woman's eyes and I saw pains and withheld tears. This is more reason why we should pay attention to the physically disabled or those with abnormalities. I advocate that these people have a say in our affairs And shouldn't be segregated or made to feel bad. I don't blame the woman, she probably was in love with the man And felt telling him her deep secrets would make him abscond, leaving her heart shattered into pieces. she probably had told her previous partners and it didn't yield anything positive. Please let's show love to people with special disabilities. physical disability doesn't mean mental ability. We are all one and people need to understand that these people didn't choose to be the way they are. things like this make them feel inferior.
if you read my story, you'd learn from me. I'd be 19 by Oct this year, would be in my 400level hopefully by that October. So my dear and to whoever is reading it. I've been using just one eye since my primary school days after I lost the other to an operation gone wrong. it hasn't deterred ME from achieving my dreams. I've got brains and a body that would drive men agog. I don't care about the Stares I receive from people. I've simply learnt to overlook my imperfections. I pray God gives her a husband who'd love her truly.
please nobody should pity me ooo. I just wrote this to inspire others.

Daeylar:
Did she tell her husband before getting married if no,
Why not? That's wickedness

But this doesn't explain what she and her mother were doing If there is no vagina to penetrate, what were they doing

The woman is pretty though




@ the bolded
I understand what you are trying to say, but what the woman did is wrong, she still should have told him before marriage, nothing justifies what she did at all,

I also hope she gets a husband who will accept her

If you watched the whole 19 minutes video, you'd see the man was wrong

holatin:
I think the "word" slay has been bastardized.

why not write beautiful instead of slay.

slay queens are ashawo, body advertisement agency (B.D.A), sex awareness object (S.A.O) and bitch with access to internet (B.I.W.A.I)

Not your fault! You're mentally numb to what slay queen really means. Google it.

emefav:
45-year-old Hassana Sabiu and her 25-year-old daughter, Qamariya Ismail, have been arrested by Kastina State Police Command for getting rid of their grandchild/daughter born after an illicit pregnancy. 

According to the Police Command's spokesperson, DSP Isah Gambo, the mother and daughter were arrested after a dead female new born baby was found inside a dust bin at Madugu House on Yahaya Madaki way. The dead baby was linked to Qamariyya who was known to be pregnancy as testified by her neighbours.

Upon interrogation, Qamariya was arrested she confessed that her mother, Hassana, who knew about her illicit pregnancy, helped her in throwing the baby inside the said garbage-can. 

http://www.lailasblog.com/police-arrest-mother-daughter-killing-grandchild/

Lalasticlala

Issok

24 CTU Ring tone

Someone pls slap that fool screaming in the video

Ayo001:
Were you not circumcised when you were born ?

Will you keep kwayet!
Why circumcise an 8 month old child?

Ivegotsolutions:
No insult BRO! The 227k is not yours ok!

E dey pain me for you. Lol.

begwong:
LOL! Na him ooo. He was forming big boy, see as e nearly cried. I am sure he really cried sef. Next tym buy in reputable outlet so that you have a warranty ka ji ko?

I just looked at the thread sef.
The mumu open eye spend 227k to buy phone with snapdragon 625 SoC and he's here complaining.


Nonsense

Wasted my time commenting

Ivegotsolutions:
With heavy heart, I regret to inform you all that my decision to go for Blackberry Keyone was the greatest mistake I have ever made in chosen a smartphone.

If you intend going for that phone, please don't waste your money like I did.

I bought the phone 227k on the 14th of July, after discovering so many abnormalities with the phone I divided to swap the phone with IPhone 7plus.

The screen of the phone was very small and the navigating keypads are very slow in responds.

The only good thing about the phone is just the battery life.

It was a nightmare to me when no one inside computer village agreed to swap a phone of 227k even if it's for Tecno C1

The only person who agreed to accept the phone was the man who sold it to me. He told me that he can only pay 110k or I pay 185k for the Iphone7 plus. I talked with with for so many hours but he refused.

Tear nearly role out from my eyes��� as I transferred the 185k to him.

Nothing will ever make me use an Android phone again.

Please don't make the same mistake I made.

I mean you non offense sir, but pls don't blame your foolish decision to go for a blackberry keyone phone, and the horrible experience you had, on the ANDROID OS.

Abi are you the only person in this world using android?
Coz blackberry runs android, and the experience is shitty, does it mean Motorola or Samsung version of android is bad?

Sir, no lemme vex for you o
Dunno why you open eye and buy phone from a company that has decided to stop producing phones.