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Christianity EtcRe: Prophetess Baba Vanga Predicted About Russia, Vladimir Putin & End Of The World by jmaxjohn(m): 7:37am On Mar 19, 2018
You read my mind. But she's not Jehovah so she cannot know his timing. Even Jesus said no one knows that hour. However, this is a good wakeup call to all.
People dey preach, nobody dey listen. If person die now, which hope he wan get to be immortal alien hybrid


terrezo2002:
Nice.
Isaac Newton calculated from the Bible that the world will end not earlier than 2056.

From her prediction, between 2170 and 2256, it is an attack of aliens. The coming of the Antichrist who will take control of the world.

2341, disasters such as never happened since the foundation of the earth will happen. Tribulations upon tribulations will come upon the earth. These events may happen before the said date.

3815 to 3878
Civilization has been destroyed and people live like beasts until a new religion rises to lead us out of the darkness.
The Millennial reign of Christ. It is a new religion where Christ will rule for a period of a thousand years.


Immortal alien hybrids
From 4302 to 4674
Man becomes immortal. Like angels. No more death, no more day or night, no more sun or moon. The glory of God shall be the light of the city.

The 340 billion people scattered throughout the universe can talk to God.
The end of all things
In 5079 the universe will end.
We shall behold God's face. New heaven and a new earth shall be created for the old heaven and earth shall pass away.
EducationRe: Civet Killed Inside LASU, Ojo (Photos) by jmaxjohn(m): 9:30am On Mar 13, 2018
themonk:
If you think that thing doesn't look like a hyena you are misguided. Its obviously a civet but if you haven't seen the picture of a civet before you would be more compelled to call it a small hyena.

My point is stop feeling they are dumb and cant be leaders of tommorrow because the called a civet a hyena. Its not a far-reaching mistake.
Oga, it is. Even a 5yr old American knows what a civet looks like.
EducationRe: Civet Killed Inside LASU, Ojo (Photos) by jmaxjohn(m): 9:28am On Mar 13, 2018
Lifestone:
I thought LASU is a knowledge environment !
They just exposed their foolishness.

An empty skull is a burden to the neck.
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade's "Wakandan" Theme 29th Birthday Pool Party (Photos) by jmaxjohn(m): 9:13am On Mar 12, 2018
jayson87:
That Wakanda model is that not her bosom... Guys please help me observe wll
She's totally naked actually..
Ok no. I think she's got something on down there tongue
PhonesRe: Official List Of Infinix Smartphones To Receive Android 8 Oreo Update And Date by jmaxjohn(m): 7:19am On Mar 11, 2018
AryaSand:
Got mine yesterday too and upgraded it on the midnight. What is the meaning of rooted device abeg?
No offence, but the big G is your friend.
PhonesRe: What Is The Best Power Bank You Have Ever Used? by jmaxjohn(m): 8:33am On Mar 05, 2018
ssANIKUDIss:
VINSIC 20,000mAh with support for quick charge 3.0
For sale?
TV/MoviesRe: Movie Scenes That Nearly Killed Jackie Chan by jmaxjohn(m): 10:30pm On Mar 02, 2018
internationalman:
I heard he's dead.
You have data for nairaland but can't Google if he's dead?
Naija can waste resources sha
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by jmaxjohn(m): 9:34am On Feb 28, 2018
JoshMedia:
Lol,
Tabbaz see your people grin
I'm more like you than you could ever imagine. smiley
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by jmaxjohn(m): 9:31am On Feb 28, 2018
skydancer:
Sure, I don't mind. Contact me on relaxtuners at gmail dotcom
Thank you.
Sent an invite via hangouts
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by jmaxjohn(m): 8:13am On Feb 28, 2018
Bro, I'm also starting up a business of my own and I could use some escrow service. May we chat in private so I can pick some ideas to run my business seamlessly alongside secapay?



3rnest LadyF onatisi could also use your help
skydancer:
Guys, I'm back again.

Last two months I introduced FraudKoboko.com where we can report SCAM...

But the real deal is here. Escrow payments direct, no need for third party. Instant withdrawals available.

Signup as merchant on Secapay, follow the user guide to generate an escrow payment link.

Pay money via the link, and guarantee the receiver that you have paid. They will not receive the money in their account until you do a final confirmation.

Will prepare a proper guide and provide more details later..

cc 3rnest LadyF onatisi
InvestmentRe: I Have N500k But Don't Know What Business I Could Invest In by jmaxjohn(m): 10:15pm On Feb 20, 2018
Futurecrown:
Hello, Everyone. I need your candid advice at this crucial time, I have a whopping sum of five hundred thousand naira with me but I don't know what kind of business I could invest on and moreover am 30years of age also a 500L full-time student in the University.
Invest in me and I'd give you 50% return in 1 week. Forex trader
CelebritiesRe: Olumide Aderinokun's Infidelity: Chats With Yolanda Ayemo Nifise Leaked by jmaxjohn(m): 11:31am On Feb 03, 2018
He has done this before. This isn't his first hookup
RomanceRe: . by jmaxjohn(op):
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RomanceRe: My Bestfriend Drugged Me And Slept With My Thai Friend by jmaxjohn(m): 8:49pm On Jan 31, 2018
In effect you're saying this is a gay love story gone wrong.
Romance. by jmaxjohn(op):
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RomanceRe: . by jmaxjohn(m): 3:48pm On Jan 30, 2018
Is your name tenken by any chance? Hahaha
EducationRe: ABU Zaria Student ConstructsLeemah Mobil Barrier Sensitive As Final Year Project by jmaxjohn(m): 3:03pm On Jan 29, 2018
TigerTears:
Your diluted sense will never show you a good path, fool!
All what you comment was negative, you're here trying to cover up.....your mother is such a dumb person for allowing your father to not use condom

You're a waste!
Goan update your life fool!

Besides, till u die....you will never earn what I earn monyhly throughout your lifetime
Broke fool!
Lol. Now I know you're just a deranged bastard.
I quote my words again.

"That's why we're in this shithole. 70% of Nigerians no dey use their brain (in reply to everyone thinking the project was unique and awesome).
Yes the guy tried (appreciation for the effort) but it's a silly project. (blatant fact)"

There's no university in a developed country that'll take this project seriously. They'd rather spot his potential and encourage him to do something better (an ORIGINAL IDEA)
Won't waste my time on you anymore.
You're one of those Nigerians who don't know how to read effectively, you only glance and think your stupid brain has comprehended the meaning of the entire text.

Your use of the word 'diluted' tells me you either just left secondary school, or just got into a cheap university, or a hopeless jambite.
Try not to waste your parents money, ok? They don't know the empty skulled slowpoke they have for a child

Return to school. You need to study more. My 2 cents.
EducationRe: ABU Zaria Student ConstructsLeemah Mobil Barrier Sensitive As Final Year Project by jmaxjohn(m): 2:15pm On Jan 29, 2018
paix:
What happens when there's a car in the front and a car is trying to hit you from behind?
Thank you o. Somebody with sense.

This is why cars with autopilot didn't include this tech, it's unsafe.
The demand of those radar sensors that WILL ALWAYS scan for objects in front and back, which battery will he run the car onhuh
EducationRe: ABU Zaria Student ConstructsLeemah Mobil Barrier Sensitive As Final Year Project by jmaxjohn(m): 2:05pm On Jan 29, 2018
TigerTears:
You see why most Nigerians never move forward, especially hypocrites like you....why don't you find solutions to your own problems first before coming in here to spew trash, if it was your brother that made this thing, would you make such comment?
Fool! You always think negativity and won't ever see a positive side of something

Nigga you're dumb
Found solutions to my problem oga.
I earn your salary 20times over every Friday.
Broke ass nigga. Get out of your poor sentimentality and you can move your life and the country forward. Ode

I didn't say it was a bad design, fool. It is just not practical. The boy will go places but not with that road unworthy tech. Open your brain and understand why I said it's road unworthy. Stupid tantrum ranting child.
EducationRe: ABU Zaria Student ConstructsLeemah Mobil Barrier Sensitive As Final Year Project by jmaxjohn(m): 6:21pm On Jan 28, 2018
AerialMapper:
It actually is a rather silly technology!!! Rear Collision warning and evasion system.... the only reason why you won’t hear of it is cos it is dangerous and pointless. If all cars already have a forward sensor to prevent collision, then the car behind you will apply it brakes and your car won’t need to accelerate to get away from it. Also it is rather dangerous for a car to accelerate without control to evade a car...

In summary... silly and pointless
Guy you're the only person who has commented before now that has brain.

That's why we're in this shithole. 70% of Nigerians no dey use their brain.
Yes the guy tried but it's a silly project. Won't even call it an invention because I bet cars like Tesla had thought it thru and didn't include it in their cars coz it's just obviously unsafe and dumb
PhonesRe: Which Chipset Would U Prefer On Your Next Phone by jmaxjohn(m): 9:25am On Jan 28, 2018
Snapdragon 845
RomanceRe: Seriously by jmaxjohn(m): 9:49am On Jan 26, 2018
Yes


Assuming your guy just did this to you......
If you have been to the university yourself, you won't be asking such a silly question.
Don't worry, when your time reach, you too will do it to the guy you're leaving at home.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed: My Side Chick Says She Is Pregnant. by jmaxjohn(m): 4:31am On Jan 26, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:
As awful as they sound, the troubles that ashawo joint and masturbation can prevent is dumbfounding.
Hahahahahhahahahah rotf
RomanceRe: Sometimes Ur Girlfriend Is Bleeping Another While On Phone With U by jmaxjohn(m): 4:24am On Jan 26, 2018
JULIE1925:
grin

Daaamn! That's sexxxy... How much more of having phonesex with him while being banged by another monstrous meat...( juz my thoughts on EBONY category grin)



Ha ha ha ha ha... But joke aside, i do not condone this thing. I am against cheating..
Perfect combo of nawti and sane
RomanceRe: A Nairalander In Need Of Help!!! by jmaxjohn(m): 8:16pm On Jan 25, 2018
Lalasticlala, seun. Verify and help a NLers ministry
CrimeRe: Ghana Headmaster Sex Video: “He Didn't Rape Me, We Had Consensual Sex” - Student by jmaxjohn(m): 8:54am On Jan 25, 2018
myners007:
You are a minor making you not mature to deciher giving out your body so cheaply to an unrepentant pervert
She's not. Ghana says she's 19
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe And Bolanle Ninalowo's Romantic Pictures From A Movie Scene Got Fans by jmaxjohn(m): 6:26am On Jan 24, 2018
I don't get this scenes.

Did she come to rob him and then he slept with her?
Or
He slept with her then she wore mask after?
undecided
Whichever one, still bad James Bond imitation.
Technology MarketRe: U.s.a Used Excellent Condition Lg G3 D851 32gb For Sale **********SOLD********** by jmaxjohn(m): 12:21am On Jan 23, 2018
Hmmm. 20k or swap with g4 ls991
Technology MarketRe: LG G4 Batteries For Sale ------ SOLD ---------------- by jmaxjohn(m): 12:19am On Jan 23, 2018
Still available?
Forum GamesRe: Is This Murder Or Suicide? by jmaxjohn(m): 4:05pm On Jan 21, 2018
ladyF:
It's murder by Fulani herdsmen.

It's LadyF again. grin grin grin
ladyF, could you please reply me a name of someone I can buy btc from?
TravelRe: Nigerian Woman Gives Birth On A Plane En Route New York - Pictures by jmaxjohn(m): 3:54pm On Jan 18, 2018
So wetin go come be the nationality of this one naw? undecided

You're clearly not a damn Nigeria or British.
Well, maybe American as dem born you inside their airspace.
One more thing for Trump to talk about.

Whogoblog:
@VIVIANGIST 

Dr. Sij Hemal, 27, a second-year urology resident at Cleveland Clinic’s Glickman Urological and Kidney Institute, helped a 41-year-old Nigerian banker, Toyin Ogundipe, deliver her baby on December, 17, 2017.

Ogundipe, who resides in both the United Kingdom and Nigeria – went into labor about midway into her flight from Paris-to-New York, as the jet skirted the southern coast of Greenland, 35,000 feet below. .

An emergency landing would require a two-hour diversion to a U.S. military base in the Azores Islands, so Dr. Hemal – who volunteered to assist Toyin – recommended to the pilot that they continue to JFK International Airport, still four hours away. .

“Her contractions were about 10 minutes apart, so a pediatrician (Dr. Stefanie Ortolan, of Senlis, France) and I began to monitor her vital signs and keep her comfortable,” explains Dr. Hemal. .

They also suggested Toyin be moved to the roomier first-class section, which had very few passengers. While the flight’s air hostesses tended to Toyin’s traveling companion, her 4-year-old daughter, Amy, the doctors helped her mom deliver her baby boy.

Toyin recalls being rather composed throughout the delivery, thanks to the calm manner of the two doctors and the professional treatment they provided: “I was relaxed because I knew I was in safe hands. They did everything a doctor or midwife would have done if I was in the labor room in the hospital. Even better, if you ask me.” .

After about 30 minutes of pushing, Toyin gave birth to a boy, whom she named Jake. Upon arrival at JFK, Toyin, Jake and Amy were whisked away by ambulance to Jamaica Hospital Medical Center. Toyin was released later that day, and is recovering – with her children – at the home of friends in New Jersey.

BY VIVIAN GIST : http://www.viviangist.ng/toyin-ogundipe-gives-birth-inside-plane/



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