Got 4 plots of land for sale at 1.1 million each in the outskirts of asaba, by the expressway. Apologies to the admins if my advert offends them. I'm not an agent. Member of the family that wants to sell it.
balmofgilead: Opinion of an idiot of a man like you.ugly thing
And who's this naturally born bastardized fool? In your miserable life don't mention or quote me again. Bloody mor0nic imbec!le who takes that stupid tv show I've never wasted my time watching seriously is calling me an idiot. May thunder render those your bastard hands useless. In this life or next, if you don't like a comment just shift, bloody bastard, no dey stick your nose in another person's business. Hopeless orangutan.
Ambode wrecks Buhari in Tinubu’s Lagos ABDULFATAI AYOBAMI IBRAHIM 2 APR 2018 Tunde Odesola
The supreme irony of our national tragedy is that we are uniquely blessed with selfish and vain leaders. The gang piloting Nigeria since creation day swarms with conceited and ultra-corrupt leaders who serve the masses rotten pottage in a potty while they gobble “isi ewu” in golden chinaware and down exotic wines in diamond chalice. We’re worse than slaves. We, the Nigerian proletariats, are a case study of a rape victim, who feels the pain of an intruding phallus but yet moan and gyrate to the vicious thrusts racking her innermost at ravishing intervals. This is our plight, a following condemned to perpetual cursing amid blessing, deafness amid listening, dumbness amid talking – all at once in vain.
No sooner had the colonialists waved their goodbyes in 1960 than our political elite rode on winged chariots of fire, burning the decencies of our shared existence with the departing overlords. In 1966, the military snatched power from the hollow jaws of a bigoted political class, setting the country in a writhing spin that twitched till 1979. A momentary taste of power from 1979 to 1983 shows a democratically elected political lot that had learnt nothing from its 13 years of wandering in the wilderness, engaging in odious corruption which the military seized by the barrel as an excuse to seize power again till 1999. The beautiful damsel, Miss Nigeria, complained about the smelly rapist, whose body odour and two clothes – khaki and ‘babanriga’ – she knew too well. In all the years of the raping escapade, the life of the ordinary Nigerian diminished in quality, purpose and length as bats and cows in some other climes enjoyed better food, shelter, security, electricity, medical treatment, health insurance and other necessities of life.
In 2015, tired and sore, the belle decided to get married to the town’s most handsome suitor called Mr Progressive, and jettison the Conservative rapist forever. How wise! Progressive is suave and urbane, Miss Nigeria thought, closing her dreamy eyes to see a rosy future lived in love with her cutie pie. “Begone from my sight!” she barked at Conservative.
Show me any Nigerian political leader, who can confidently swear that he only lived on the statutory salaries and allowances approved by the Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission, and I will show you a lizard in Texas! Enough of the esoteric speech, Tunde; these leaders will never listen! But I will call a spade no other name; both the Peoples Democratic Party and the All Progressives Congress are one nightmare Nigerians want to wake up from. While the Goodluck Jonathan administration lied all through its four-year existence (said Chibok girls were never kidnapped, you remember?), the President Muhammadu Buhari media machinery has been minting excuses daily. The great Pope John Paul II has a word for the excusive Buhari administration. The Pope said, “An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded.” It’s tragic that the APC combines excuses with lying. But I just don’t know the excuse the APC would come up with for the Anti-People Commotion the party caused in the name of welcoming President Buhari to Lagos last Thursday for the inauguration of a mere bus terminal and the birthday of the APC National Leader, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu. The whole bat and cow circus was mean in planning and irritable in execution. I remember that the Action Congress of Nigeria, as an opposition party in 2012, described the paralysing visit of Mrs Patience Jonathan to Lagos State as the worst form of oppression of the common man. That day, Lagos was locked down even before Madam Jonathan woke up in Abuja, and people were dehumanised, trekking for several miles. Many slept on the road that day as they couldn’t get back home just as many missed their flights, doctors’ appointments, lectures, deliveries, work, and fancies. Also, I remember the ACN schooling the President in ethics, patriotism and leadership when the head of the clueless administration visited Lagos for a centenary at the Eko Hotel and Suites on the Victoria Island.The spokesperson for the ACN, who is now the Minister of Information, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, offered an unsolicited advice to the visiting President. He advised that Jonathan, upon arrival at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, should fly to the Lagos Island event in a chopper – in order to save Lagosians the agony of endless hours in traffic. In a letter addressed to the Governor of Lagos State at the time, Babatunde Fashola, Mohammed also advised Jonathan to postpone his visit all together because the date clashed with the national convention of the ACN billed for the Onikan Stadium, Lagos Island.[/b]
[b]More than any other shenanigans since Buhari was voted as President in 2015, the shameless shredding of the masses’ rights in order to please the gods of Daura and Bourdillon by Ambode confirms the APC as a more hypocritical and cruel form of the PDP. If Jonathan was advised by Mohammed to hop on a chopper en route to Lagos, what stops the Daura herdsman from clambering into a train from Abuja to Ikeja thence to Lagos Island; that would, at least, afford him the opportunity to see cows’ grazing routes, and also save Lagosians the nuisance, which his visit turned out to be. Sadly, Tinubu, Ambode, Mohammed, Fashola, Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo and the visiting President know that state visits caused hardship to the citizenry and brought Lagos to its knees since the days of the jackboot when innocent schoolchildren were lined up along routes where visiting military tin gods rode. However, Buhari, Tinubu, Ambode, Mohammed, Fashola, Osinbajo don’t care about the effect of the inhuman visit on the public because they know the soothing words to coo into the ears of the raped nation during the next round of election.[/b]
If Nigeria is a gnashing irony, Lagos is a teary oxymoron. Lagos is the smallest and largest state in Nigeria. With a surface area of 3,557 square kilometres, Lagos is the smallest in terms of land mass but with a population of 21 million and a GDP of $136bn, the state is the largest in the country. But I cannot see the sense in barring people from work and closing down the fifth largest economy in Africa for the visit of a man, who was also on a working visit. In a familiar fashion reeking of queerness, Lagos State Commissioner of Police, Edgal Imohimi, announced that Lagosians seen along certain routes during the visit would be arrested and prosecuted.
As popular as Presidents Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, George W Bush, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama were, no US state ever declared a holiday when they visited. President Donald Trump has visited a number of the US states after his election, none has declared a holiday in his honour. So, what has Buhari done especially to deserve the honour of a holiday being declared in his name? Despite being a country that openly professes its trust in God, the strongest country in the world, America, doesn’t observe a public holiday during Easter. Some statistics have rubbished our leadership incompetence and religious hypocrisy. Alaska, a state in the US, is almost twice the size of Nigeria just as the US is almost 11 times the size of Nigeria, yet the country is run effectively. If you choose to live in Nigeria instead of the US, you would make 89.7 per cent less money, live 26.4 years less, consume 99.06 per cent less electricity, spend 98.94 per cent less money on health care and you’re 12 times more likely to die in infancy!
The ear of the leader must ring with the voices of the people, says Woodrow Wilson, the 28th President of the United States. Hear, o ye Nigerian leaders!
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Somatic: Had you first removed your lice infested head from your arse before typing this, you would have realised that that is a Nissan Pathfinder/Infiniti QX4 that crashed there. And a non deployment MAY imply that where the vehicle was hit, there exist no airbags for that model year. Next time, take your head out of your arse before you open your mouth (or keyboard) and confirm your foolishness.
Oga shift jor. Some of these phones are built to heat up because of close proximity of the chips that work their asses off. If you notice regular overheating in your phone, just go to a local repair shop and tell them to slam silicone thermal pads on your processor, power ic, mmc chip, and frame (those are what usually causes heat in the phone). You're good to go. Any more over heating then change your battery. Android ain't that complex.
Some processors are broken from the factory too. Example is MTK 6582 chip. It natural job is to heat up. The fix above should help keep the phone 10 to 15 degrees cooler.
akeentech: I saw my sister putting a sachet water on her phone while charging I was curious to ask her why, she said the phone over heat a lots. So I decided to find the ways to fix Android Devices Overheating issues. I omitted #13 because its applies to Nigerians only if you need it its on the site to read.
Enjoy yourself as you read on.
#1 Use Original Charger Have you at any point read the manual that comes with your smart-phone? Each telephone manufacturing company always specified that don't use fake or duplicate chargers since it might harm your phone's battery. The battery is the major reason behind why our phone overheats. In this manner make sure to utilize the original charger that accompanies your phone.
#2 Charging Phone Properly You should make sure to use the original charger and ensure you don't charge your gadget for a really long time in the daytime head. Simply charge to 70 or 80% during the day and full charge the gadget during the night. #3 Check Your Wifi All things considered, WiFi itself doesn't make your cell phone to overheat. In any case, it’s the apps that get activated on the background anytime your cell phone connects with a WiFi network. In this way, make sure to check all the background updates whenever your telephone connects to a WiFi network.
#4 Turn Off The Bluetooth, GPS Bluetooth and GPS ceaselessly search for available networks out of sight. On the off chance that you are running Android games and the Bluetooth, GPS features of your phone is on, then it can make your phone to overheat. Therefore, ensure you off the Bluetooth and GPS if you don’t really need them.
#5 Multi-Tasking The applications and things you carried out on your phone are the same things as in your life. They can pile up with time and again overwhelmed. If your Android is getting hot in consistent basis then there are high possibilities your telephone have an application that it can't handle.
#6 Don’t Overuse All things considered, we have a habit to accuse our Android gadget for heating up. But, we neglect to check our usage habits. Our smartphones are very powerful. However they are not made for ceaseless use, unlike gaming consoles or PCs. These days, we use phones more than PCs. Our telephone doesn't have any cooling network like we have in our PCs. Thus, we should quit overusing our Android device. #7 Heavy streaming Watching movies and videos is another fact that may make your phone overheats. Usually we spend most of our time watching films in our Android gadget while traveling. This requires more work from your telephone processor which expends the power as well as overheats.
#8 Heavy gaming Your Android play store gives you the varieties of entertaining games and applications are developed and discovered each day. Some of the applications and games consume more processing power than others depending upon the complexity of the application and when you combine these two, at that point they begin heating up.
#9 Clean your phone Junk files You should need to clean all the junk documents, caches and cookies, these garbage files may hurt your CPU and Ram which prompts overheating.
#10 Damaged Battery The primary fact if your telephone is getting hot then it is probably that your battery is old or failing. You should replace it on time. if you bought it for less than a year, at that point you should do free battery replacement by claiming the warranty .
#11 Proper Ventilation Of Android Device We should have a daily life example when you are strolling in the cold region and the cold breeze is blowing and you didn't have gloves to wear, at that point you put you usually your hands in the pocket to get warm.
Likewise, every cell phone requires some ventilation. If your telephone appears overheating when it is in your pocket, then carry out from your pocket and let it have some ventilation. Keep it in your nice comfortable pockets with the goal that it can breathe a little bit and gets cool.
#12 Water Damage Normally, every one of us listens to songs while washing or taking bath. Overheating and power issues happen mostly with water involvement. Find the LDI (Liquid Damage Indicator) sticker on your telephone to ensure that your telephone isn't encountering any issue related to liquid damage or moisture.
The fact is because they are so separated from the real world, they begin to loosen their inhibitions. They see that everyone does it, and are led like sheep to slaughter
peacettw: Exactly. Who in their right mind will have sex on live TV? The answer is no one. Have you all ever wondered if Big brother is tainting their water supply or gasing them with something to loosen up their inhibitions? The big casinos do it how much more big brother that is in desperate need of wildlings to boost ratings.
SirMichael1: Ebuka just finished having a party tonight with the housemates only to ask them to sit and summoned to bring a parcel which contained the housemate with the lowest odd.
bambam is out sha.
Saturday usually used to be fun but not today. Teddy is heart broken.
This is definitely going to be an answer to someone's prayer. I remember years back when I worked as an intern in a microfinance bank and desperate customers come in all the time seeking for loan unfortunately most of them are unable to get any, while some didnt have sufficient collateral, others couldn't get a guarantor or 2 to back them up. Sad story but here's the good news. I recently got a job with a finance firm as DSA and one of our products is personal loans.
IT'S BENEFITS : quick and easy access to loan(1/2 days) No collateral needed 4.99% interest rate No management fee or hidden charges No guarantor needed
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Why you mumu like this? You buy am abi dem dash you?
Samsimple: u come our country chop our food... fvck some holes... drink our water... make use of our epileptic electricity... sh!t for our toilet... snap selfie with our leaders... ...
you con run go ur country dey yarn nonsense... when your mates travel to developing countries like this they think of ways of investing or donating money to improve the living condition of the country... mtcheeeew na nigeria cause am sef shebi Donald trump call Nigeria sh!thole dem suppose give am sh!t chop then and only then u go know wetin dem dey call bad leadership
This man is sick. AY made a little joke about Kemen and Tboss, and we all know how childish this man reacted. Here is another childish display from him. Non of my business tho. I stay off people's business.
But looks to me like he's making the same mistake all over again, this time with a 'tboss' as wife.
Trippledots: forex is very lucrative too if u have the time n skill... bt too many factors can hamper ur progress...power supply, market conditions, brokers manipulation, learning the art of trading itself etc... Im a former trader myself so I'm talking from experience.
I agree with all those factors. Forex trading is one of the hardest things to learn, from demand and supply to harmonics to market structure to price action to support and resistance to trend lines to breakouts and fakeouts to candlestick patterns to correlated pairs (endless list, just scratched the surface), but the most lucrative. My mentor has been trading over 10 years but he keeps saying "no ego" because he keeps learning.
Trade smart, not often. Have a daily target. Its never by pips but percentage profit.
Send money to those loved ones abroad. Pay for that ward's tuition. Buy or sell that foreign currency in your possession. And have all this delivered into the bank account of your choosing.
The Peregrine FX (PFX) team want to help you achieve the very heights in Forex Exchange delivery with the help of the internet.
Tlontin: Where is your location?? And why should I trust you with my savings?
You are the 5th person I'd be introducing forex trading to. 2 are already reaping from it because they started well, were disciplined, and trade smart not often. I do hope you find a business that would yield your desired profit.
That's the link. Just like every business, you need knowledge before you venture into it. Send a message with the link you'd find in there and I might spare some time to chat you up. Its another beautiful weekend!
Tlontin: Where is your location?? And why should I trust you with my savings?
Location is ikorodu, Lagos. Nothing to hide there. I got the best power supply here. You shouldn't trust me with your savings, I really do not need your money. However I and 5 Nigerians (3 are not based in Nigeria) run a forex group where we pool together the best forex signals and analysis (about 13years of skill and knowledge), and are earning daily from forex trading. With your savings, you can make it big in forex, but you'd crash harder than a bombed skyscraper if you try to venture in it without knowledge.
I also just introduced my forex exchange service to nairaland, my reputation is greatly at stake if this is a political promise, which it's not.
Tlontin: Hello friends, so I just completed a project and was able to save a sum of 500,000 naira. Due to the nature of my profession, you can't tell when another contract would come by. My question is what business can I start with 500,000 naira that will guarantee me an income of 40k monthly.thanks in advance
N.B: In as much as ideas cant be given for free, it's time to help a brother with all sincerity. No scam ideas, no ebooks, I don't want bring your money let us trade with it for you. If 40k is too much s profit on 500,000. I could stil cope with something below.
With that amount I can give you a 25% profit in 1 month. Forex trader here. No registration needed. My businesses and reputation at stake if I fail.
Business › (PFX) by jmaxjohn(op): 11:01am On Mar 24, 2018*. Modified: 1:39pm On Apr 01, 2020
think i am tipsy.... been saying incoherent stuffs . trying think i am tipsy.... been saying incoherent stuffs . trying think i am tipsy.... been saying incoherent stuffs . trying
Agriculture › Re: Farm Land In Ondo State Wanted by jmaxjohn(m): 5:34pm On May 21, 2018
