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GossipHeart:

Even if i buy you a brand new used brain, you will still prefer to think through your anus

xxxtedyxxx:
I bricked my plum tablet yesterday while trying to root it. (my mistake) Now the phone wont turn on. USB debugging was unknowingly turned off before this issue.

The tab is an MT8321 tab.

the phone no longer responds to charging, or pressing of its power button. When connected to PC, computer detects it.(USB sound), then it later disconnects again. It goes on an endless connect / disconnect cycle.


What can I do beg? #confused.




Gurus abeg help me.

BabaRamota1980:
They leave behind a grinding stone or pestle to communicate badoo is responsible for the murder.

If you live in a community you know who the criminals in the locality are. The locals know who badoo members are but could not talk because the person you are talking to could end up in their hands and forced to reveal all he has been told, and by who....its a risk.

Last week Lagos Police Command sought help from three vigilante groups, OPC was one of them. On a surprise raid the vigilantes and police caught over 100 badoo members and wannabes.

Two days ago a local spotted a jeep with occupants, in the back of the jeep were grinding stones. So he raised alarm. They could not do this before but the action of police and vigilante empowered them to speak up and raised alarm. The gathered mob lynched the jeep occupants and took them to the palace of their traditional ruler and from there relocated them to a remote area where they set them ablaze. The jeep was burnt also.

This Chinedu is one of them burnt alive. It was not a mistaken identity he was badoo member.

SingleDad1:
I would keep this story so simple and short.





Good people at this stage, nothing was sounding funny to me anymore. She's just all over my life both present and future.





Good people, please advice me, should i let her in?. . Because when she demanded to come and see me, i told her i would think about it. She felt like, i am rejecting her. What should I do?.

barallanee:
Tot I've heard dis news b4 BT nt with pishure

teegrams:
This Post has been making rounds on Facebook since yesterday,a man named Enoch has claimed a lady identified as Gloria,infected him with the deadly HIV virus.

In their whats app chat below you would see how they had some conversations before his decisions to expose her,the lady in question isn't remorseful as she has pledged to keep spreading her legs and infections to any man available.

My candid advice for you men out there slaying every Rubbish across your path,wear a condom or better still abstain from dirty sexual act.


Source: http://rayoonline.com/gobeman-exposes-girl-facebook-infecting-hivphotos/

Intrepid01:
Some inexperienced people here are advising you to go stay with her for sometime . Oga you won't notice poo I bet you. You remind me of my nigga like that during my service year, he was kpanshing this babe in his lodge. at a time the babes original guy decided to visit, so my guy just give the babe distance. it was difficult for the guy to suspect anything cos it was a lodge with many corpers; both male and female.

Did you know that during the guys one week stay it was my guy that was taken the guy around town and all? At a time the guy for so comfy with my guy and started asking him about the behaviour of the girl. My guy told him he was one of the luckiest guy in the world to have such a babe, that many staff of the school have bn running after her but she kept telling everyone she had a fiance. My guy told the guy we all knew you before you came, cos she was always singing your name....

Meanwhile my guy had almost destroyed the babes p**sy...Chaii wherever Tope is, he can't make heaven walahi.

Snitch41:
Give him some time to clean up his mess.. den keep a close watch on him and b sure he's repentant.. most men cheat. So b open to forgive him cos u might not find any better...

ShinyJay22:
Hello Mr.Harddon,I must confess that i have been following your dating drills since this weekend and I've really learnt a lot from your nuggets. My only issue is that I haven't got the flows and this makes me shy away from talking to the female folk. Not like I haven't done some ish before but I didn't really work for it(more like free kponmo) and that's my disappointment .I really want to own the game and not the other way round. Please I need your advice on this matter bro. Going back to continue from page 11,just skipped to this point to pass my message. Thanks

UGLEEBOI:
I admire your courage bro

Meanwhile...

Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

We are thinking of completely banning the promotion of forex trading and sports betting on Nairaland.

Forex day-trading and sports betting are fundamentally fraudulent because they're promoted as a quick way of making money whereas due to mathematical facts, the only people who make money are the middlemen and marketers. The "investors" almost always lose their money.

In our experience, it's not enough to warn Nairaland members about the dangers of forex day-trading and sports betting. The promise of quick profit is just too strong for thousands of vulnerable Nairaland members to resist. The only way to protect them is complete censorship.

We believe that the complete ban of such content will make Nairaland a better platform for discussing legitimate entrepreneurship and finance.

What do you think? Please click 'like' if you like the idea; thanks.

Bugatie:
Sadly, someone just lost a job

Jkfc:
SPiritual check up
Defloweration
Failing businesses
Temper


I can't advice you... Before your problem follow me...
Am out of here for my safety

ifenuwon:
Good day pple,
I need your advice on some issues bothering me now
My gf( dating for 2 years now with pastor and parents consent) has been behaving very funny this days
She suddenly starts flirting with other guys openly and anytime I ask her who those guys are, she gets angry and tells me I have no right to ask her who they are even after I discovered she is having hidden chats and dates with them
The first instance happens to be on her birthday,I planned to take her out and on getting to her shop I met dis man there, though I didn't ask her who he was bt on getting to the eatery she became very cold and didn't eat any of the things I bought for her...On asking her who the guy was she started telling me I shouldn't ask her bt I later got to know the man cos his wife happens to be a patient of mine( I am a male nurse)
Second instance happens to be with a street guy I know
Though I recently started seeing the guy in her shop every day bt didn't ask her anything.my suspicion arose wen the few times I actually met the guy in her shop
She starts acting strange and both of then get very quite
In one instance the guy was just in front of her and she texted him not knowing I saw what she was doing... And the following they I met them together on the way and immediately the guy saw me...he pretended like he wasn't with her and stylishly walked away
Wen I asked her who he was
She started over reacting and telling me I shouldn't ask her and if I don't trust her that is my problem
Now I don't know what to do about her cos our families her close and we go to the same church...pls I need ur opinion
No insults

DOCTOR90:
hello guys, there is dis girl,dat ve b given green light,wen i approach we talked,then d next day she started acting as she dnt knw me,wat should i do guys

Calebsky:
Here you have it - TICKET OF I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

realpoacher:
I will be very blunt with you. There is nothing you can do for her to dump the guy for you.

Reason:
She has "FELT" the guy's pain/sweetness over time coupled with him being her first love for so long that she has been caught in his spurned web. In a nutshell, she has crossed the Rubicon - a stage of no return.

Forget about what she tells you. Right now she is not in control of her emotions, the guy is actually(even though she doesn't know this or will not admit it, but her actions are obviously telling the true story).
As a matter of fact, she is actually using you to pass time and will always run along when daddy(her boyfriend) comes calling. Even if she breaks up with the guy, your paroles with her won't work. No matter what you do or don't do it won't work. In gamers word... The guy don press her MUMU button.


Only feasible solution:
From my experience, the only person who can save her from the guy is She herself by herself. Whenever she reaches her saturation point only then will she break free from his spell and begin to view the world through her own eyes. That is when she can be free. Even after that, she will need enough time to heal first before you can begin to date her.

*Remember that she has to reach that saturation point only on her own Accord. Devoid of your interference. In order words, do nothing to help her rather do everything to help yourself,like becoming very selfish in all things*

My advice:
Forget her for now and move ahead. But if she always comes around you or call you, relate very well with her but drop all these Mr Nice Guy attitudes and be very firm. If you have the opportunity fuucck her well and be emotionless about it. Whatever you do henceforth, do not prioritize her and go get other girls worth your attention. Careless about her paroles with the other guy, infact refuse to listen to his gist anymore.

I didn't say that you should be rude o! Or that you should start giving attitude like a sulking adult baby o!... I said maintain normal paroles with her, laugh, play and crack jokes but be firm with what you want, drop Mr nice guy attitudes, zero her from your mind that this can't work and go find someone else for yourself.

If in between things work out fine for the you two fast.. Fine! But if not... Fine too!... All that matters is that you won't babysitting an adult who doesn't know what is good for her.

My humble two cents

Aonkuuse:
Like this one iam walking on it now

midehi2:
I find this post very stupi.d and irritating from a useless kid who lacks common sense, you who is less busy, not pathetic, why sit your dead dick here commenting too, don't you think you shouldn't be lazy here too, guys like you is why this forum is sick and tiring, must you bring her son in this now its a crime to be married not olosho again. very useless dumb set of beings.

You think some of us don't have life, we do, show me your work lazy fragile dick, lets see how busy you are, Ode!


Me doing my hard earned job doesn't mean I shouldn't play around for few mins.. nonsense!


I know you wouldn't know what kind of job is this, Otondo!

realpoacher:
I will be very blunt with you. There is nothing you can do for her to dump the guy for you.

Reason:
She has "FELT" the guy's pain/sweetness over time coupled with him being her first love for so long that she has been caught in his spurned web. In a nutshell, she has crossed the Rubicon - a stage of no return.

Forget about what she tells you. Right now she is not in control of her emotions, the guy is actually(even though she doesn't know this or will not admit it, but her actions are obviously telling the true story).
As a matter of fact, she is actually using you to pass time and will always run along when daddy(her boyfriend) comes calling. Even if she breaks up with the guy, your paroles with her won't work. No matter what you do or don't do it won't work. In gamers word... The guy don press her MUMU button.


Only feasible solution:
From my experience, the only person who can save her from the guy is She herself by herself. Whenever she reaches her saturation point only then will she break free from his spell and begin to view the world through her own eyes. That is when she can be free. Even after that, she will need enough time to heal first before you can begin to date her.

*Remember that she has to reach that saturation point only on her own Accord. Devoid of your interference. In order words, do nothing to help her rather do everything to help yourself,like becoming very selfish in all things*

My advice:
Forget her for now and move ahead. But if she always comes around you or call you, relate very well with her but drop all these Mr Nice Guy attitudes and be very firm. If you have the opportunity fuucck her well and be emotionless about it. Whatever you do henceforth, do not prioritize her and go get other girls worth your attention. Careless about her paroles with the other guy, infact refuse to listen to his gist anymore.

I didn't say that you should be rude o! Or that you should start giving attitude like a sulking adult baby o!... I said maintain normal paroles with her, laugh, play and crack jokes but be firm with what you want, drop Mr nice guy attitudes, zero her from your mind that this can't work and go find someone else for yourself.

If in between things work out fine for the you two fast.. Fine! But if not... Fine too!... All that matters is that you won't babysitting an adult who doesn't know what is good for her.

My humble two cents

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Bishopvic:
Greetings
pls am not too good at writing
Their is this girl a customer of mine she is beautiful and has all the specs I want in a woman(fair,thick with extremely flat tummy, neatness, with no stretch marks) when I see she was already into me I didn't waste time to ask her out on our first date most of what  we  discussed was all sexually one thing lead to the other and we are already smooching and kissing on the hotel bed (no oral)just as I was about going in she dropped the bomb am married I tried waving  it aside thinking is one of those excuse ladies use but this time she said it with a serious face. O boy i use speed abort mission. I asked her what about her husband she said he is a sailor and hardly come home. After that I was not convinced till I ask a fellow customer staying same street with her and she confirmed yes she is married with 3 kids since then my heart keep judging me I slept with a married woman. till today she is still trying to lure me into having sex with her.
BUT MY QUESTIONS IS :
Did I commit.....?

Tahrah:
Seul un plus grand imbécile en connaîtrait un autre.
Sayonara.