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prinsam30:
OK na I go jejeli walk away

If you really love her, stay away from her sis till she is sure her sis won't steal you away. Seems she's got security issues.
Then give her some space. Call once in a couple of days just to check up on her till she's calm. If she doesn't calm down, she sounded very immature, bench her sis jor.
I was giving you gentleman tips earlier, now this is player tips

I admire you o. The gentlemanliness you displayed to not handle that body, I wish I can sha.

Tahrah:
Ce n'est pas tes oignons.

Imbécile avec de mauvaises habiletés de conversation

Tahrah:
But how is that your business?

The guy is on point
I've been on nairaland since 2013 and only spent 8 days. How d fvck did you spend 10 days between may and now

Which hospital pls. I got a serious condition that needs her attention

The joke you played has messed things up.
She and her sis may not have been in perfect terms...sibling rivalry...and you just jokingly placed value on her sis over her.
The emboldened reply has also made things worse.
Honestly, now, you got better chances getting to know her kid sis.
But that move is a very risky one. If you spend time with the kid sis, you'd fall in love with her coz she's act more matured.
Do yourself a favor and walk away

prinsam30:
I met this lady on the 31st of May at my friend's birthday party and I noticed she wasn't with any guy, so I walked up to her to have a friendly conversation, which eventually ends up with a NO response, I know you guys are familiar with this trend of ladies saying NO which we all know is common with most girls in this part of the World.

But with much persistence, I was able to gathered some sweet scopes from my Arsenal, unleashed them on her and it couldn't take much time for her to say YES that same hour at that same point.

After the party, we left for my house, she was so drunk, I had to unclothed her, gave her a nice warm bath, arranged her in the bed, "I no go lie, she got an amazing body and my JohnThomas is not letting go either" but that night I couldn't get down with her because I love eating my prey when they are consciously aware of the environment they are.

As early as 5am, she started touching and holding me closed to herself but I pretended I wasn't aware of her touch, around 5.45am she tapped and asked me to take her home.

We got to her house exactly 6.15am, she begged me to wait for her while she prepared for work, at 7.30am, we left her house straight to her work place, along the way I can sense the way she was just staring at me, so she asked, how managed she woke up that morning without her clothes on I explained to her and I sworn I didn't touch her, she accepted my explanation and smiled away.

7.50am we were already at FCMB where she works, we could only waved goodbyes at each other and that was it.

In the afternoon of that day, she called to tell me that she will be coming to my place direct from office after closing hour, which she did and it was a crazy moment we shared together that day.

After that day, she has visited me frequently and everything was going on smoothly not until the day she invited me to her house to come say hello to her younger sister who came to her place for the weekend after her last lectures on Wednesday in school.

On that fateful day, I got to her house and for the first time seeing her younger sister, I was like damn, this is beauty made from heaven, with all the assets perfectly in place, "Omo see hips, I no fit shout" we quickly got acquainted and she was fond of me already.

One thing leads to another then I told my babe that I like her sister, I jokingly wished I had met her first but it was too late, you guys should have seen the reaction on my babe's face like she was going to devour me.

She got upset and started nagging, saying things like, "since na my sister u want now, Oya go dey friend her, I'm no longer interested in the relationship " all of these was said in front of her sister, guys can u imagine this childishness, I was even trying to explain to her that it was all a joke, could you believe that all my explanation fell into a deaf ears

She left me and her sister in the sitting room and went into her room, locked the door, no amount of begging wey I no beg this girl, she just dey vex, dey fume anyhow.

Ever since then I've been calling her phone but she refused picking up my calls, so today infact this evening been Friday 16th of June, I called and she didn't pick, then I decided to call her sister to confirm if her elder sister was around so I can come over, after the conversation, some seconds later, my babe called and started raining curses on me, that I'm foolish and shameless for trying to date her sister, I was like WTF, "where I go get this 10 century lady of a thing from" reasoning with her Anus instead of her brain, so I managed to send her this text msg......

"Pls try n grow up n stop behavin lik a 2yrs old girl, I was only tryin 2 settle d rift btw us, n u ar here acusin me of datin ur sister, ur d bigest IDIOT fool"

What should I do about this girl's case, should I hurt her the more using her younger sister or I should just forget about her and her stupidity

she hasn't replied my msg yet neither called

honest opinion pls

demo4ril97 read this guy's quotes.
1. Your moniker tells me your age. So the girl in question must be 17 at most.
2. Dude, wake up. If you were not having sex with her, these government college girls, someone else 85% probably is. (while I was trapped by the rain on my way to work, i overheard the strangest conversation between these government college students of opposite sexes)
3. If you were having sex with her, someone already has.
4. Her mom used you to cater for a need.
5. At 20, you're still young to know how to handle a woman emotionally to get her absolute devotion. So just back off this one and stop wasting your money

tobianthony:
I feel you bro ... Been in the same shoes myself .

I like to call it Messiah complex ...or what the African Americans call " captain save em " .

You feel like it's your duty to help all women you are attracted to ...I know because I has to diagnose myself and realize that I suffer from this thing .

If you are not careful you will find yourself being attracted to troubled women just like me .

Whenever I see my ex she is always is one financial trouble or the other ...funny thing is she dumped me over money problems ...ironic isn't it that she comes to me for assistance every now and then . I know she doesn't love me .

My guy ,see the person you fell in love with isn't there any more . The person you fell in love with wasn't real .

You owe nobody any obligation to financially cater to their needs .

Like me if you continue ...all you will get is debit alerts ...nothing but debit alerts .

She knows you love her ... And will use it to her advantage .This has been going on since page 2 of the Bible .

How I normally behave is to tell myself that this person is not real . Delete her number ...block her on all platforms and flee .

If she changes all well and good for her .

Remember this when next she calls you ..." Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear " .

Let it go my dude . Use your money to bless people who deserve it do not be like me .

Oga are you an uber driver
Better demand some respect in your relationship.
I feel she's using you to make her life more comfortable.
She has already realized she's got better emotional value to you than you do to her and she's ready to ruin you coz you love her so much you'd keep coming back.
Better wake up, uber man
Do yourself a favor and start establishing your own value in this relationship. This lady is ready to walk out on you and leave you crying like Evans

Anniwil:
Yesterday I visited her place(third visit in a week) and got a rude shocker when I mentioned I had located her friends' house,apparently,she forwarded an invitation the previous day to a 'birthday get-together' by a long time friend of hers very close to my house.What surprised me was that I was blamed for locating the place,even more surprising was when I mentioned i'd confirm from a resident in our estate(an about town kinda guy) if he knew there was a get-together in that apartment,then she really got pissed and queried why I had to go that far stating she'd never send me such text messages again or inform me of any events,I still couldn't see what I did wrong in locating the place since it was closer to me than her,I accept the idea of mentioning to another resident wouldn't be cool since the guy was not invited(maybe it's for a select few) and apologized to her but i don't think it's a point to decide not to inform ur bf about stuff going forward.
Then the confusing part,I drove her to get some groceries,she also got a gift for her friend.Together we located the place,then I drove to my house since she wasn't ready to join the get-together yet.I was a bit pissed on getting home as the security man informed me that my Gen's fuel tank was leaking(there had been no light for three days and that was an emergency to me).In this confusion,she asked me to give her my car keys that she wanted to drive to the get-together(men and brethren this was about five minutes after we located the venue).Ideally she might have dropped off then I'd come
Pick her up when she's done but she wanted to now drive there,huh?So we got into a little argument(just talk,not war of words)my elder brother who stays with me arrives from work,then she suddenly picks her gift items and is off to the get-together after she says 'I'd call u when am done.Hmmmmm!!!!!!(in all fairness,her friend is a newly married lady)
After the get-together,she calls me I pick her up and drive her back to her house ,there was little or no communication so I sensed she was upset.I tried calming her down until a phone call came,it was her very good friend calling from Lagos who's husband is frustrating the life outta their marriage of two years.I arrive her place,no talk still (she's on phone)and no bye -byes and all!!Babe is pissed off!!!!
I return and am off to hang out with the boys and she's still not just in a good mood.
Next day,i try to spark off a discussion via chat and she says'I totally regret not coming out with my car yesterday'.I'd never in my life request to use your car again' wow!!!!!!!!then I was like 'girl,what if we get married?She's like'till then' and she never promised to marry me' since it's just two months!!!!
Omo ,men and brethren Abeg torchlight this matter for me o!!!I really love this girl but mehn!!!!the drama is much.

Mylestone:
nigga stop hating.....D BANG RULE EBOOKS IS D REAL SHIT....
I hv d PDF reader on ma fone.allotta nigaz hv been given deirs...jos drre dy LUK UCHE FACE

Lol. Why would I be hating on a learner?
All I got for you is pity bro. Seems you don't understand the kinda group I learn from (real social dynamics).
Look it up, toddler

xxxtedyxxx let's hang on WhatsApp bro

Na wa o. Una still dey?

Tecno users don't waste your hopes. You'd get nougat in your shitty phones only after Google has release O

For those of you that will get it, Android O will fix all these battery draining apps. I know I'm getting android O

Hmm average of 2 hours in each woman....not considering factors tho

NwaAmaikpe:


Somebody should help me pronounce the words below...

Labia minora and Scrotum

Simple.
LAR-BIA MAI-NOR-RA
SCROW-TM

wristbangle:
Imagine in lagos traffic, you say "GAY LUH" man, I want to buy "GAY luh". People will be like "Are u a gay?

Gay luh ko, Good lord ni! Gala whether snacks, entertainment/event night, etc is pronounced "Gala"

He typed rubbish there. Don't believe everything you read without confirmation

You're wrong with data. It's got 2 pronunciation and the 2nd is what most Nigerians use.
You should be talking of words like basic, Messiah, verbatim, education, pressure

DKOKO3:
The following words too are mispronounced.

Data

Sachet

Courtesy

Knowledge

Guy pls your illiteracy knows no bounds.
1. We're Nigerians, colonized by Britain, so we speak British English. Most of what you typed are American bullshit.
2. Can't believe you wanna educate people when you dunno how to use an advanced dictionary. Damn!

Some of your profound failures are left for you in images below to educate yourself.

Well, just in case you dunno, BrE means British English and NAme means native American English (this one I need to confirm, but it basically means American English)
You put yourself in a position to educate and you're failing in it. You deserve my harsh words

vargasvictory:
The truth is learning never stops, here are 9 words you might have been pronouncing incorrectly


1. MACHETE

Since Agriculture is heavily practised, you would have heard about the Machete. Actually the correct pronunciation is /Ma-She-Te/


2. ASK

It's a word widely used for answers to questions and it's often said inappropriately. The correct pronunciation is /A:s/ without a K sound.


3. DEBT

This is one of the most commonly mispronounced words in the list. The right pronunciation is /Det/ the B in the word is actually silent


4. LIBRARY

You hear people say, 'let me visit the lib-ry'. It's correctly pronounced as /Li-bre-e/


5. GALA

A popular snack, who doesn't like Gala? It's a little shame we speak it incorrectly, the right pronunciation is /Gay-luh/


6. MEME

This one is very popular amongst the nairalanders, who doesn't like a little banter picture to express more? It's actually pronounced /Meeem/


7. ASTHMA

A health condition, suffered widely in many countries. It's pronounced /AzMah/


8. MARIJUANA

It's a name often used for cannabis. The right pronunciation is /Mar-Uh-Wah-Nuh/


9. ENGINEER

A specialist in engineering, one of the top fields in the world. The correct pronunciation is /En-juh-near/

If you missed the previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/3848586/7-common-english-phrases-youre

cc: lalasticlala

tosyne2much:
I live in that area. Wait first! Was she kidnapped or what?

Please you live around the area on the maps shot?

Jacksparr0w127:
The P must be really sweet

You're entitled to your opinion bro

Jacksparr0w127:
Did any pastor or babalawo tell you to go beg her for forgiveness?

No sir. Not at all. Just missed my buddy

tonaydo:
I don't know but back then I visited her sacred temple

Lol. No be she
Or were you the guy she talked bout that got her preggy?

tonaydo:
I know her back then when I was still staying at ejigbo

Please man share me the last address you know she stays at. Please. Through pm. If you got critical and useful info in me meeting up with my long lost friend, pls share

tonaydo:
I know her back then when I was still staying at ejigbo

For real man?
was she still there? Is my provided info correct?

tosyne2much:
Maybe you should mail the super mods since their authority supersedes sectional mods

Anyway, I'm not a mod

Thanks man

chiwetaluAGU:
Na person wife you dey sample here so? She is married now. Pls wind down thread

For real?
At least I could still get in touch with a friend.

Tosyne2much, please there's something else I'd like to discuss with you as a mod. I sent the mods of the crime section a mail but got no reply. It's quite important. An idea to make this community a little more helpful

MissRaine69:
Why do you need to find her?

There are some friends you just wish you couldn't let go of.

NwaAmaikpe:
Why should we help you find her....

You think I I find a fine girl like this I will give her back to you abi

Lol. Bro abeg na

tosyne2much:
I live in that area. Wait first! Was she kidnapped or what?

No bro. Not at all. Just an old friend I really wanna get back in touch with

think i am tipsy.... been saying incoherent stuffs . trying

Bubu dey that tower?