Romance › Re: How Can I Successfully Install Fifa Software 2015 On My Laptop? by jmaxjohn(m): 9:50pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
delectablegyal: Disc 1, disc 2, disc 3. So what am I to do? Lol. U r in trouble  Slot in disc 1 nd follow d process i gave u earlier. But der shd b a readme.txt file in der dat contains d instructions sha |
Romance › Re: How Can I Successfully Install Fifa Software 2015 On My Laptop? by jmaxjohn(m): 9:43pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
delectablegyal: Installation disc. Cn u help? Pls I can but i don't even know wat files r in d disc  Dunno if it contains a crack or patch. Slot in d cd, don't run d autoplay. Go to my computer (or this pc) ryt click on d dvd drive nd left click on explore. Den post a photo or screenshot of wat u c der. Need to know wat folders r in d disc |
Tech Jobs › Re: How Do I Install Fifa 2015 Game Inside My Laptop? by jmaxjohn(m): 8:33pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Move to gaming section |
Romance › Re: How Can I Successfully Install Fifa Software 2015 On My Laptop? by jmaxjohn(m): 8:32pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Move to gaming section. Did u download or hv an installation disc? |
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Huge/Muscular Guyz Have Smaller Di*ks? by jmaxjohn(m): 7:56pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
AccessME: I mean huge in muscular looks Dey do hv gud sized cocks but due to everything else looking huge, dat part dat can't b gym'd looks smaller dan d oversized parts. |
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Huge/Muscular Guyz Have Smaller Di*ks? by jmaxjohn(m): 6:13pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Pls define huge  . Do u mean fat, or huge in muscle mass (physically built)? |
Romance › Re: Upside Down Marriage by jmaxjohn(m): 6:06pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Indeed, but a pained man has no time to coordinate words. He's messed up emotionally. This story, be it true or false, has lessons in it to be learnt. Estharfabian: Zero Spacing! Zero paragraph! Zero word coordination!
I Love Reading Things Buh this...This is just Annoying! |
Romance › Re: Upside Down Marriage by jmaxjohn(m): 6:00pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Dude! They say that if you put a frog into a pot of boiling water, it will leap out right away to escape the danger. But, if you put a frog in a kettle that is filled with water that is cool and pleasant, and then you gradually heat the kettle until it starts boiling, the frog will not become aware of the threat until it is too late and dies. The frog's survival instincts are geared towards detecting sudden changes. This is a story that is used to illustrate how people might get themselves into terrible trouble. This parable is often used to illustrate how humans have to be careful to watch slowly changing trends in the environment, not just the sudden changes. Its a warning to keep us paying attention not just to obvious threats but to more slowly developing ones.But in ur case, dude, ur death is imminent. This should've been posted in the family section but here would do just fine. Divorce her, save your child. That woman u call ur wife is a lost cause. Give up already man. I feel like weeping for u ryt nw  . Dissolve that marriage, even the bible allows it because she's committed adultry. Screw all those family members nd pastors who tell u to hang on, they clearly don't care about your life but only their family name and reputation. Dunno what to say to you man, she's broken u, indeed u love her but u hav to leave now before the water gets too hot for u to survive in. Just imagine the hell your daughter will be in if you die and she's left with that monster  . Everyone in a serious relationship should please take the time to critically examine all signs before saying "i do". |
Romance › Re: PLEASE HELP: Our House Help Is Seducing Me Due To My Wife’s Distant Relation. by jmaxjohn(m): 12:59pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
 Sense. Borrow some from d Christmas chicken u want to eat tday |
Romance › Re: University Student Shares Her Selfie Unclad Photos Online by jmaxjohn(m): 12:55pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
 so ur idea of blogging is searching for semi nudes to get page views shey. Idiot. No go grow sense, u hear.  Dat x googles search result of ur university gal. Idiot. What nmakes ur blog different from any of the other foolish blogs on dat search result nw  . Lazy goat. Beta start striving to b different Ussyyn: this girl just sharee this selfie photo of her been unclad for guys to see and rate.... 18+ SEE FULL PHOTO HERE >> http://www.melogist.com/university-student-shares-selfie-unclad-photos-online/
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Romance › Re: Hi, Am Mary From Calabar, I Need A Strong Guy Who Can Make Me We't by jmaxjohn(m): 12:48pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Ur client z quite popular o  . Even she has her own search result on Google. Fvcking bastard. I'm taking all u fools down  . Hungry bloggers. Una wahala don too much. Lazy ass goats. Can't do a proper research nd giv us an interesting story abi. Christmas fool  Ussyyn: Am a guy not a girl and that just my client. 
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Romance › Re: *come In Here And Wish Your Favourite Nairalander A Merry Christmas! by jmaxjohn(m): 12:05pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
But this wudnt b without Seun  nd d spirit dat slapped d inspired thunderous slap of Nairaland into him  . Ahh nd we thank God 4 d life we all gt, nd d smiles on our faces.  I want to giv a shout out to my queen, Bestie, mammy, nkemaxy, nkechimyerem, ekum, oyam, swidy, Faitee, DeeDee, my odimmachukwu, d lady wu has been by me thru my 'worst' (which some gals called my best  ). I luv u honey. No matter hw fyn a gals nose can b, no matter d kind jazz any gal wan use, it can never b enough to stop luvin u or forget u.  |
Romance › Re: *come In Here And Wish Your Favourite Nairalander A Merry Christmas! by jmaxjohn(m): 12:00pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle  |
Romance › Re: *come In Here And Wish Your Favourite Nairalander A Merry Christmas! by jmaxjohn(m): 11:59am On Dec 25, 2015 |
Misspicy  |
Romance › Re: Today Marks The Six Years Of Wasted Relationship by jmaxjohn(m): 6:45am On Dec 25, 2015 |
Don't b foolish. Calm down. Let her come. Let her hv a gud time. Den tell wen ure sure d ho z relaxed, tell her everything u saw nd all d proof uve gt den throw her out of ur haus, life, nd heart. PERMANENTLY. In fact, call her parents in her presence nd RUIN SHII fetrillion: we started dating 25th of Dec., 2009 and we have being doing fantastically well. We wud both b 27yrs of age by April 2016. I'm currently serving while she's waiting for her degree program in one college of edu(she stays alone n works in an hotel pending d period she starts) Considering d exigency of d situation n d age factor, we intend having our introduction nxt year Nov(av got wot it takes financially) . D prob started whenever I request to visit her bt she wud give flimsy excuses dat I sudnt come. I gave her a surprise visit last year Feb 15 n I was shocked by wot i saw(her parent intervention n apology brought us back). Since d inception of dat ugly occurrence, I lost d trust in her .After some period of time, I noticed she hasn't changed wit her promiscuous lifestyle. We parted for a while on august23. she started calling me towards Oct(calling Incessantly, requesting for my urgent attention,) She said she was pregnant n I am responsible.. I asked her d duration of d pregnancy n she said it's going to four months. She calculated it from d last time we met which was July. I accepted d pregnancy, I was there for her . I told my mother n she supported her bt she didn't tell her own parents. She said she wud tell them dis December . she called me towards d ending of Nov dat she just had a miscarriage (of 5month pregnancy o, I tot she Sud b in her safe period).. I knew somfin was wrong again. I came to her place to spend d xma(she pleaded wif me romantically nt to Com) bt i shouted n got mad at her n I ordered her to wait n prepare for me. Wen she was on night shift, I ransacked her bag n I found out some doc.. HIV staures(negative). D test n d duration of d her pregnancy (8weeks as at Oct wen she claimed almost 4mont).it's quite obvious I wasn't responsible .n two gold circle condom. Now, my question is..... Sud I inform her parent of all that had Transpire n take along dose docs as I pull out. A friend said, I nid not to tell dem anytin bt to walk away.. Note:All dis I started are just sampling from d population of her atrocities. I never cheated on her before.. She has never been so apologetic, all she does is to stylishly find her way back. She has never accepted for once she cheated Lastly,, one thing had been a consolation to my spirit.. GOD had been so gud me n I use did medium to appreciate him.. Tanx for ur patience. I'm leaving a note for her cos she's coming dis mor to celebrate our 6yrs anniversary..... |
Romance › Re: 00:00a.m Merry Christmas and Happy new year Nairaland by jmaxjohn(m): 6:06am On Dec 25, 2015 |
Good morning obiorathesubtle. Compliments to u nd every quoted person obiorathesubtle: Should I tag??! I should tag..
Merry Christmas to these people!
Prettythicksme Misspicy , misspicy1 , misspicy2 , misspicy3 Estharfabian Yourmain Jolllyjoy Sickstars Naughtynaughty Iambae Lanicky Laveda Osedvgirl Mzpecs Hateu2 Mamagee3 Mrsphyno Headmistress Julianne10 Zaragal Adanna28 Onila Carolyner Leriebloom Mizquote
Stfuareyougod Jimicoker Decker Iamlegend1 Sinnz Primeministerr Chanchit Durentt Obontami Stupidity Cum4what Naijaboiy Tosyne2much Ezeigbo1ofimo Ggrin Iceberylin Mrcork Jmaxjohn Falconey Jonahifem22
Uuh.. I will modify when I remember other names..
Christmas brings family and friends together; it helps us appreciate the love in our lives we can often take for granted. May the true meaning of the holiday season fill your heart and home with many blessings. May this holiday season sparkle and shine, may all of your wishes and dreams come true, and may you feel this happiness all year round. *fireworks*
#wish someone a merry christmas.. Don't be a demon! |
Romance › Re: Merry Christmas To All Nairalanders by jmaxjohn(m): 12:33am On Dec 25, 2015 |
mind44thegoat: i b ikorodu guy. dem born me for agric. na school carry me come abj. my house dey behind lucky fibre, towards imota. na enjoyment make i no go house. Ahhh. U shdv been here na. D owode gals in ebute r hungry  . |
Family › Re: I Am Falling Apart With My Mom by jmaxjohn(m): 12:28am On Dec 25, 2015 |
Treat ur mom like u'll treat ur bae nd tinz will b slightly beta. U need to b more reasonable nd display self control. Ure a man, nt a boy. U don't hv to react to every shii, especially from ur mom. Once it's dawn, go greet her, nd giv her a hug or a peck or even tickle her if she has a tickle spot. If u wanna open ur heart quickly, ask her to giv u her lifes experience, nd ull b d one shedding tears in no time. |
Romance › Re: Merry Christmas To All Nairalanders by jmaxjohn(m): 12:23am On Dec 25, 2015 |
Lol. I'll giv u a 10km radius.  Around Ebute. U dis ABJ guy will chop all d gals here finish. Tah, no come again.  mind44thegoat: i'm in abj. what part of ikorodu do you stay? |
Romance › Re: Merry Christmas To All Nairalanders by jmaxjohn(m): 12:15am On Dec 25, 2015 |
Guy come my area for Ikorodu. Derz dis area wer d late teens r ready 4 fvck, just show dem d money. Saw one cute teen a few hours ago with d most beautiful nose i hv ever seen, nd straight die....but i cudnt approach coz I'm engaged  . Had to control myself nd remember d queen of my life while she walked away  mind44thegoat: i like fine girls. i go manage the nose. |
Romance › Re: Merry Christmas To All Nairalanders by jmaxjohn(m): 12:08am On Dec 25, 2015 |
mind44thegoat: are you beautiful? She fine. But her nose b as e get. |
Romance › Re: Should He Go Ahead And Marry Her After Seeing This? by jmaxjohn(m): 11:55pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
Mehn. Ppl r still falling 4 dis fake shii since 1872  jopretty: First and foremost sit her down and ask her some vital questions pertaining to neatness. If her answers aren't ok by you, then you should think twice but on a second thought, you can teach her how to be neat that's if SHE is actually a dirty person....Goodluck!!!  |
Romance › Re: Should He Go Ahead And Marry Her After Seeing This? by jmaxjohn(m): 11:50pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
Guy u can lie ehn. U don 4get sey romancelanders r techies too. U don 4get sey Google fit search images nw. I go just fall ur hand with 1 screenshot of my search result on dat image. U b bons  rry807: Dear Nairalanders, I attached this picture so that others will understand my feelings because the other place i shared they said am not serious or just trying to frame her, there is a girl i have been dating before God and man she brings food for me at times and i eat but each time i request to visit her house she will refuse with silly excuse and God knows i really wanna marry her then as God may have it, I did some investigations and with help of God i met an old friend who knows her and family very well, so he took me to the girls house to see her family casually, the front door was locked so we passed through kitchen, my people what i saw made me speechless the whole house was so dirty from the kitchen to the parlor was all messed up, and this is a girl that made me believe she’s cool, make ups, claims her family is rich etc. Please what do I do? |
Romance › Re: Post Your 'DECEMBER CHICKEN' Pictures by jmaxjohn(m): 8:20pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
misspicy2: ehn  Come follow me chop. I go giv u head  . |
Romance › Re: Please Help Me ! by jmaxjohn(m): 8:17pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
Chai. I late. D nigga don comot post.  |
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Romance › Re: Post Your 'DECEMBER CHICKEN' Pictures by jmaxjohn(m): 8:10pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
I named her moesha. What can i say! I eat exotic meat na 
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Romance › Re: My Landlady Is Trying Me by jmaxjohn(m): 7:09pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
CUM4WHAT: continuation... .. .. .
And get free 2years rent Continuation.... Plus free nyashin and extra cash |
Romance › Re: 17 by jmaxjohn(m): 7:05pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
 weyrey. U wan end on a high note abi.  |
Romance › Re: Misspicy2. by jmaxjohn(m): 7:04pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
misspicy2: lol,so you want me to change too?  Lol. Sis neva change yet abeg. Need small advice just to clear my head.  After d advice, u fit change like APC |
Romance › Re: Misspicy2. by jmaxjohn(m): 6:01pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
misspicy2: when the new misspicy arrives you will not recognise her   i dey wait sis. |
Romance › Re: Misspicy2. by jmaxjohn(m): 5:58pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle: One by one.. Dem don dy mad. Bro, madness is allowed. Dem dey end 2015 on a high note. Yabaleft no fit miss dis kind |