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Politics / Re: Agbo Major: Peter Obi Accepting To Be Kwankwaso's VP Is The Only Option by jmichael(m): 6:39pm On Jun 21, 2022
Agenda must agend... Seun weldone.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by jmichael(m): 6:15pm On Sep 10, 2018
lilmax:
was at the atm when I was supposed to withdraw 100k, but I pressed 300k...lol, anyways I took the 100k and left, so others picked the 200k grin

wanted to buy iPhone X with the money but later found out the money isn't complete grin

well, went to another atm and withdrew 450k, so no problems cool


Mumu, oya run inside your room fast!
Politics / Re: Fake EFCC Official Arrested At Adamawa State House Of Assembly (Photos) by jmichael(m): 5:31pm On Sep 05, 2018
Na so! C him face like yesterday beans

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Car Talk / Re: What The Warning Symbols Flashing On Your Car's Dashboard Is Trying To Tell You by jmichael(m): 5:12pm On Feb 05, 2018
Mayany:
Thanks what about if the D light is blinking while driving?

Run a diagnostic scan first, dou it most likely has to be d speed sensor. It doesn't cost more dan 2k if na honda.
Crime / Re: 8-Year-Old Girl Sexually Abused By Pharmacist In Anambra (Photos) by jmichael(m): 9:44am On Feb 01, 2018
OP what exactly is ur aim?
To report the situation or to dent d image of pharmacists?
Its only ignoramus like you who doesnt know d difference btwn a pharmacist and a patent drug seller.
2 posters above me have called your attention to this 'mistake' yet you dont want change it still.

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Business / Re: Banks Deliberately Flood Market With Dirty Naira Notes—cbn by jmichael(m): 4:10pm On Jan 10, 2018
Ikeja airport toll gate will never give u good looking notes. So I av reserved my pegeon hole for their notes. I return it to them each day I pass there.

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Properties / Re: Old Widow Gets A New Bungalow As Gift In Abia (Photos) by jmichael(m): 6:39pm On Sep 28, 2017
dignity33:
I read people comments about disappearing of Nnamdi Kanu and I discovered that Nigerians are totally enslaved by this Buhari regime.

People tend to believe the useless cover up made by Army that Nnamdi Kanu is hiding or that he might have cross to Cameroon and i laughed . I earlier wrote that Nnamdi Kanu and parents was either killed or in Government custody but they refuse to believe me, let me give some reason while Nnamdi Kanu is not hiding.

If you can recall the first time soldiers came near his house were two people was killed Nnamdi Kanu came out the following day address the press outside his house which means he was in the House during the time they came.

Nnamdi kanu can never hide because he made it know that he is ready to lose his life for Biafra, this is the man who leave everything for Biafra talk of good life he is enjoying in London, from a noble family even after bail condition he still defiled all and continue the struggle and not even the intimidation by army during the Ebonyi state rally that stop him but keep on and on attending other rallies accross the Biafra land.

Have you ask yourself why are the issue of biafra now is giving the Government sleepless night after invading Nnamdi Kanu house? Because they murdered Nnamdi Kanu that is why after the operation IPOB was quickly proscribed in South East and tagged terrorist Organization by Nigeria Government within a week, now looking for international backing should in case the issue of Nnamdi Kanu killing come up so they can called him terrorist.

Have you ask yourself why was Buhari sent some northern Governors to Eastern region for peace and thereafter VP and IG of police to Abia to meet with Governor? The reason is that Ikpazue was angry that Nnamdi Kanu was killed by army so all those peace visit was to Console him and promised him more Government package, visiting other state was to make it not look suspicious, has Buhari ever sent people for peace before in the past the answer Is no why was it that all this was happening after Kanu home was invaded by soldier.

No time has his brother mention that Kanu hiding position will not be disclosed did you watch him in any video is Government cover up story to make it look as if Kanu are hiding, if Kanu is hiding his brother can never said such. Kanu brother have accused Government of kidnapping Kanu and his parent that he has no knowledge of their way about since after there house was invadad by army.

IPOB or his lawyers can not wrote to World leaders and UN to asked Nigeria Government to release Nnamdi Kanu if Kanu is hiding let us use our brain propaganda may be a weapon of war but there are limit.

So if Government who are holding Kanu and parent will denial that, it means that Kanu has being murdered by army and probable buried somewhere which I don't wish.

I am sorry your gullibility and stupidity reflects in your vocabulary
Crime / Re: Church Member Steals Pastor’s Car (pic) by jmichael(m): 9:29am On Nov 21, 2015
I came to check names and go.
NYSC / Re: Ogun State Stops Payment Of Corp Members by jmichael(m): 9:37am On Oct 04, 2015
Hmmm...passed out 2nd July 2014 and wasn't paid a dime even as a medical kopa. Served in state hospital ilaro. Docs, pharmacist, Nurses and even MedLab kopas all had same story to tell. Ogun state is shit!
Sports / Re: Mikel Weeps, Begs NFF (Nigerian Football Federation) - The Sun by jmichael(m): 11:05am On Sep 07, 2015
Story sounds soooo fake!!!!
Family / Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by jmichael(m): 10:58pm On Aug 16, 2015
My mum is the best....the only woman who tied gele and wrapper wen we had to go to the cinema. Her defence was; I'm your mother,u don't know fashion.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Things You Should Never Do While Waiting To Hear Back About A Job by jmichael(m): 9:03am On Aug 04, 2015
Walahi its nt as easy as laid out by d OP bt its d truth. I av lost a job I was supposed to get due to impatience bt tnk God I got anoda and beta one.
Career / Re: What Nigerian Banks Pay Their Workers by jmichael(m): 2:38pm On Jul 29, 2015
undecided Union bank pays 30k
Sports / Re: Nigeria’s Top Five Rated Players Of All Time by jmichael(m): 11:30am On Jul 04, 2015
Mikel?....Iranuu, abasha!
Car Talk / Re: Another Fuel Tanker Crashes In Lagos by jmichael(m): 10:48pm On Jun 18, 2015
Iranuu...Abasha
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch A Call Up Letter Is Up by jmichael(m): 7:14pm On Apr 29, 2015
Was posted to Yobe bt I want to redeploy to Bauchi
Health / Re: JOHESU Suspends Planned Nationwide Strike by jmichael(m): 6:57pm On Oct 04, 2014
Jayloy:
If they go on strike we will easily get replacement for them.
1. Get Emeka, the apprentice at the Local pharmacy off the road. I'm sure the so called trained pharmacy won't do far better than him.
2. Get patient relatives to do some of the basic nursing procedure but will sure miss them.
3. Lab Guys, na only to collect sample una know. Get machines that will give results in seconds or better still privatize that section.
4. Physioguys, everybody can massage jorr. No big deal.

JOKE INTENDED O


Ur foolishness is unlimited!

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Politics / Re: Minister Can’t Call Off Strike, Doctors Insist by jmichael(m): 8:40am On Jul 07, 2014
cramjones: Typical of the Jonathanians. You call of a strike that you did not call for in the first place? It is only under Jonathan that nurses, pharmacists, physiotherapist etc has the guts to tussle the leadership of teaching hospitals with doctors. I support and endorse the doctors strike, it is fight to finish before vagabonds take your rightful place!

#Nigeria-on-the-brink

-CramJones

Cramjones, y do u tink d NMA president didn't show up on live tv wen he was invited 3days ago? Well, so long he has captured pple like u wit his propaganda and deceits, he is contented. So u can speak on for him, as ur extremely uninformed post is so devoid of wisdom dat I don't even knw wia to begin from to educate u.

Its a pity!
Politics / Re: Minister Can’t Call Off Strike, Doctors Insist by jmichael(m): 8:30am On Jul 07, 2014
egift: The major issue is that other health professionals now wants to be called "Consultants" and be given all the benefits that a trained Consultant Medical Doctor get, including appointments reserved for such title.

The question now is, How long do you serve drinks as a Flight Attendant before you start calling yourself a Pilot? Never.

If you want to be a Medical Doctor, please go and read Medicine and stop endangering our Health Sector over your failure for not reading medicine (maybe because you did not make the JAMB score).

U must b a product of same sex marriage!
Romance / Re: Tips To Differentiate Between A Loving Girlfriend And A Pretender by jmichael(m): 3:31pm On Dec 24, 2013
engr j:
Are u De babe or u are her bro? Just asking ooooo

Ketoptofen, I tink if she had called immediately, I stil wld av acepted ha bck if she apologises sincerely (dis has always been d routine) bt nw dat it has taken dis long, its one of two tins: eida she is no longa interested and has been waitin for dis chance, or d fact dat I am usin d elapsing time to learn to live without ha. I won't lie dat I stil mis ha bt I like d fact dat I'm alrdy learnin to live witout ha, time permiting. I'm sure by dis time nxt month any atempt made by ha wld b 'dead on arival'. I'm only biding my time.

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Romance / Re: Tips To Differentiate Between A Loving Girlfriend And A Pretender by jmichael(m): 2:03pm On Dec 24, 2013
packman: [size=20pt]FUC.CKK LOVE

FUC.KK GIRL FRIENDS

PLEASE DON'T ASK ME WHATS THE PROBLEM

(I ENDED MY LONG PAINFUL SOARING RELATIONSHIP YESTERDAY)

IT WAS PAINFUL THOUGH BUT SOMEHOW HAPPY I AM A FREE MAN

AT LAST......

THE PAINFUL TRUTH IS THAT WE GUYS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY WE ALWAYS SEE IT COMING

BUT WE ARE ALWAYS ADAMANT AND WE REMAIN THERE TILL IT FINALLY CRASHES UPON ON US

MY EXPERIENCE FOR THIS ONE YEAR AND SIX MONTHS HAS BEEN HELL LOVING A GIRL WHO WAS

JUST PLAYING ALONG..... YEA I KNEW BUT IT WAS DIFFICULT TO LEAVE BUT I AM REALLY GLAD

AM OUT SLEPT LIKE A BABY THOUGH THERE IS NOTHING LIKE HEART BREAK THAT WORD DOESN'T

EXIST AND LOVE IS IN EXTINCT

COMPLEMENT OF THE SEASON PEOPLE TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS I WANT TO SAY A BIG THANK YOU

AND ALL MY HATERS I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU FOR QUOTING ME AND HATING THANK YOU FOR NAGGING

AND JUDGING ME

LOVE YOU ALL

COURTESY: PACKMAN[/size]


Lol dude. I also ended mine some days ago (18th december), which hapens to b ha birthday. It was a 4yrs old r.ship. We started from university days and it was so sweet bck den. Abt a year ago, she started doin all d tins she usualy wasn't doin bfor. Regardles of ma constant complains, she continued and yet was always tellin me dt nofin has changed (foolin hasef tinkin its me she was foolin). Well, I painfully ended it on ha bday and gues wat, since den she hasn't even called to apologize for d reason I ended it which further proves to me dat I took d right decision. It is well. Na to move on sure pass!

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Health / Re: Medical Doctors Begin Nationwide Strike Wednesday by jmichael(m): 3:04pm On Dec 16, 2013
phantom: he has a basic medical degree but went ahead to do masters and a phD in another feild.stop looking for way where there is no way.it makes you come off as being grossly unintelligent grin grin grin grin grin


Noauveux, y r u wastin ur precious time on dis yr2 medical student. D best u cld do for him is advice him to take d medications alrdy prescibed.
Health / Re: Medical Doctors Begin Nationwide Strike Wednesday by jmichael(m): 2:08pm On Dec 16, 2013
phantom:

Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery, or in Latin: Medicinae Baccalaureus, Baccalaureus Chirurgiae (abbreviated in various ways, viz. MBBS or MBChB, MB BS, MB BChir, BM BCh, MB BCh, MB ChB, BM BS, BM, BMed etc.), are the two first professional undergraduate degrees awarded upon graduation from medical school in medicine and surgery by universities in various countries that follow the tradition of the United Kingdom. The naming suggests that they are two separate degrees; however, in practice, they are usually treated as one and awarded together. In countries that follow the tradition of the United States, the degree is awarded as M.D. or D.O., which is a professional doctorate degree.[1]

Doctor, as a title, originates from the Latin word of the same spelling and meaning.[1] The word is originally an agentive noun of the Latin verb docēre [dɔˈkeːrɛ] 'to teach'. It has been used as an honored academic title for over a millennium in Europe, where it dates back to the rise of the first universities. This use spread to the Americas, former European colonies, and is now prevalent in most of the world. [b]Contracted "Dr" or "Dr.", it is used as a designation for a person who has obtained a doctorate-level degree. Doctorates may be research doctorates or professional doctorates[/b]. When addressing several people, each of whom holds a doctoral title, one may use the plural contraction "Drs" (or "Drs." in American English) – or in some languages (for example, German) "Dres." may be used – for example, instead of Dr Miller and Dr Rubinstein: Drs Miller and Rubinstein. When referring to relatives with the same surname the form "The Doctors Smith" can be used. The abbreviation Drs. can also mean doctorandus, a Dutch academic title.

source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachelor_of_Medicine,_Bachelor_of_Surgery
source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_%28title%29


Ok welcom ma nxt patient. I av bin waitin for u since.

Rx.

Tab Haloperidol 5mg tds x 2/12













C you afta 2 months. Av a nice day!
Health / Re: Medical Doctors Begin Nationwide Strike Wednesday by jmichael(m): 1:04pm On Dec 16, 2013
chiketee: How many of you foolish ppl have ever seen a doctor and decided to reduce the price of ur services? Can the doctor drive into a filling station and get fuel for free, even if he/ she falls I'll and goes to a hospital, would they get free treatment, how many of u have bought a car and sowed into ur doctors life or pay his kids school fees?. So where is all this trash about philanthropy coming from. Ignorance and just plain jealousy. Health care in the United States is one of the most expensive in the world. That's why the government funds it. If you don't have health insurance no one is gonna touch you. Rather than task ur government to improve on health care and be accountable u r all here talking crap.

Ua welcome my patient.


Rx.
Tab. Chlorpromazine 200mg PO qds x 2/12

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Health / Re: Medical Doctors Begin Nationwide Strike Wednesday by jmichael(m): 12:30pm On Dec 16, 2013
phantom: they see doctors as greedy because the doctor insists on the right thing that should be done.the doctor heads the health team ANYWHERE in the world but the nurses and pharmacists would have none of it.why do you think they want to become consultants like doctors? Answer me then i ll take this debate up a notch.


Welcom to ma world. Nw I see where d griviance of docs lie. Bt forgive ma using d general word 'docs' coz I av met wit some foreign trained docs who apreciate and support d development of oda arms of d health care team. U must b one of d locally trained unexposed medics who feel everyoda profesional in d hospital shld pander to ur whim and caprices. Look, for d sole reason of improvin d quality of service rendered to patients, oda arms av decided to do d noble tin (study further and hence bcom consultants in dia chosen fields) bt dis move has made d docs sooo uncomfortable. D good news is dat nobody cares, nobdy is fightin u and nobody has d luxury of time to engage in a needless and fruitless battle wit u. U can sit bck on ur laptop idlelessly and continue to spew toxic stuffs garnished with reckless and na.ked ignorance while odas study harder and further to d benefit of d patients; dis is 21st century bro!

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Health / Re: Medical Doctors Begin Nationwide Strike Wednesday by jmichael(m): 11:19am On Dec 16, 2013
phantom: do you know that the MbbS is actually two bachelors degrees? Its equivalent to a phD.thats why they are called DOCTORS

Anoda product of same sex marriage has stepped into d fray. D brain cells of dese pple don't develop evenly.

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Health / Re: Medical Doctors Begin Nationwide Strike Wednesday by jmichael(m): 11:15am On Dec 16, 2013
phantom: you must be stoned! Do you know what an mri machine is?do you know what a ct scan machine is? Do you know what a defibrillator is? Please go round the nation and find out how many of these machines are in government hospitals.i work with radiation in my department.do you know how much my hazard allowance is? 5000 naira.no jokes and it is the same for other doctors including those who handle hiv/hepatitis infected blood in the labs.bros what manner of wickedness is that? Am i not a human being like you? Wont my kids go to school? Wont i and my family eat? Do i send my kids to substandard schools because i am a Doctor?If i didnt go to school at all and earning what i am earning i wouldnt mind.but i went to school to get a highly specialist training and are you are asking me to be charitable.do you know that health care is expensive anywhere in the world and serious governments fund it? What was the issue that led to the recent us govt shutdown? I dont have a private clinic and there are many like me so what is this issue about private clinics? My brother please dont talk about what you dont know.

Well said Mr. Man bt av u wondered y oda health care profesionals also with highly specialised training (e.g Pharmacists, Nurses etc) c doctors as greedy pple and wld neva want to show even d slightest solidarity to doctors neva ending strike? Let's be sincere to eachoda, do u want us to believe dat d reason for d strike is coz dia r no MRI or CT scanners?













Mind u, I'm nt an outsider

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Health / Re: Medical Doctors Begin Nationwide Strike Wednesday by jmichael(m): 11:01am On Dec 16, 2013
D mumu dat said mbbs is equivalent to Ph.D must b a product of same sex marriage.

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Politics / Re: APC Promises Automatic Tickets And Structure To Defecting PDP Members by jmichael(m): 10:12am On Nov 30, 2013
Dis is good politics by tinubu and co. U av to lose sumfin to gain sumfin. Believe or nt, a sittin govnor is so vital to d formation of a new party coz he wld pull state resouces (both finacial and human) along wit him. Dos who r sayin APC is acceptin d criminals in PDP hence, is a criminal party shld stop being childishly biased. They obviously av forgotten dat politics is a game of numba (regardles of hw u arrive at a greater numba). Afta settling and usurping power from PDP by avin a greater numerical strenght, tins cld nw begin to take shape as regards APC's policies and ruling style bt as for nw, let dem do ANYTHING to grab d mantle of rulership first of all.
Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Declared Missing by jmichael(m): 11:33am On Nov 23, 2013
Chai! Slave trade tinz sad














In other news, ASUU presidents says dey won't hold any NEC meeting or call of d strike until it is confirmed dat late prof Iyayi made heaven...

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye & Lola Omotayo's Traditional Wedding (Pictures) by jmichael(m): 4:49pm On Nov 17, 2013
undecided For Adebayor mind na e dey form say e dey International break, wen e no dey even fit get space for bench anymore...







#sumtin tels me he's gonna use dis oportunity to see TB Joshua#...let's berth!

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Health / Re: Resident Doctors Begin Nationwide Strike Action Today by jmichael(m): 6:41pm On Jun 26, 2013
nas 00:

Very good bro. Now, I'm beginning to enjoy the flow.

To your first link:
https://m.facebook.com/NURSINGNIGERIA/posts/251204728335575

I've gone through it, and it seems to me you still don't get the point.
From that link, I did not see any request for improved quality of healthcare, whether in terms of request for more human resources or equipment to better position the nurses, pharmacists or what have you in the efficient discharge of their duties.
What I saw is an agitation for double promotion (skipping a level or sth) etc.

This is in no way similar to what NARD is asking for. Increased funding of residency training means making the nigerian teaching hospitals perfectly conducive for the standard training of doctors and better patient care. That is, telling FG to give the teaching hospitals the facilities they lack.

We complain that politicians and wealthy nigerians travel abroad for the slightest treatment. I think it's because they know nigerian teaching hospitals lag behind in terms of diagnostic and therapeutic facilities. Likewise, many doctors, nurses, pharmacists etc leave the shores of this country to practice in a 'saner' environment in the developed world. Do you think they just wanted to leave for no reason? A major reason why many do so is in order to have better job satisfaction. Job satisfaction is not just a function of how much you earn, but the ability to do your job efficiently and get results within the shortest possible time. I tell you, the nigerian system can be very frustrating.

Again, I think the NARD is on the right path. If they wanted increased wages, they will say like they have done in the past. This is not a request for more wages but a request for sanity.

Thanks. I'll be right back with comments on your other links. smiley


Young man, I get point. It is well articulated. Bt ma grouse wit d strike action is dat docs r takin it personal, as if in d hospitals dey r d ones dat do all d works. Nw ua goin on strike coz of lack of equipments(if at all), forgettin dat dis same lack of equipment, among oda tins also affect oda health care practitioners. It wld av made sense if d headline read: healthcare practitioners (docs , pharms,nurses and labs) embark on strike due to lack of equipment among oda tins. Make ur struggle a comprehensive and less political one. Little wonda y most pple r interpreting dis as greed, selfishness, arrogance etc of d docs (I am even tempted to join dem).

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