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Now that the source or link is been provided.
I am so vexed on the wake of this heart rendering news and I know most people will be pained also. Therefore, I have come up with some fake news to help release the stress.

Dear mods! I beseech you guys not to hide this post thanks.

BREAKING


Two passengers on a trailer died on the spot after a head on collision with an okada rider.

Seun Osewa cedes nairaland to the FG, says he fears for his life after series of threats from the 40 laptop attackers..

Christiano Ronaldo impregnate
Funke Akindele...

Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his
new single...

In another news, the devil has reiterated his desire to apologize to God. Says the evil that men do these days surprises him.


Eyinmba will sign Messi this
June...

Baba suwe to join Illuminati,

Beyonce in love with Terry G...

Primary school pupils in Imo state to
graduate at class 2...

Governor Amaechi seen on his kneels begging Mr president for forgiveness.

Federal University students to start
Putting on uniforms...

Obama claims EDO STATE as his
State of origin.

New Arsenal manager Samson Siasia once again affirms his commitment to the club.

Chris Brown surfers from blockage of the anus after eating Enugu state made okpa...

2013 world richest is Yuzedo of Nairaland.


Woman give birth to goat in the joke section of nairaland.

Fifa in a shocking move have recalled the super eagles to participate in the Conf. Cup semi finals saying their performance is once again needed to spice things up.

Abeg make una add una own.

GEJ finally agrees to step down for Gov. Amaechi come 2015. Says he is tired of fighting his bother!

Reuben Abati Resigns as presidential spokesman. Says he cant continue workin against his concience.

In a similar news, Presidency appoints Nasir El-Rufai to take over from Abati.

U guys no go kill me Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo. Sombdy is even askin if dia is BBQ10. WTF! Well, to me tecno fones r jus tryin 'too hard' to impress and r using dia understandably low price as an advantage. #TeamTecno#

Nice one. One of ma fav artise due to his dance steps.

Is sumone tryin to hijack d burial feigning traditional rites? Later dey wil say his wealth shld go to his brothers and kinsmen. Rubbish!

Rubbish! Touts on d lose!!

Hmmm...since d advent of social ntwrks, I must say dat moral decadence and academic unseriousness have heightened. I laf wen I see a secondary school girl probably in jss3 using a blackberry! My cousin in ss2 changes ha dp almost every minute. Look, u cant eat ur cake and have it. Dese kids shld knw dat regardles of hw bad d economy has turned, nobdy wil b blamed for wateva misfortune dat bfalls dem. I am nt surprised, to say d least, of d generally poor performance dis year. Sumtime 2months ago, I was less busy so took up a lesson teacher job in a jamb lesson. I must say dat for d little time I spent on d job, I was rly baffled by d open show of unseriousness by d students. D ladies wit all sorts of colours on dia faces and lips, some wia skimpy and provoking outfits
To b continued...

Don't b surprised learned pple too myt also b part of d victims. I rememba bck den in school(2007), from no wia came d news of 1000000 man march to abuja in suport of peter odili's presidency ambition. To register was 1k and d reward afta d march wld b 20k. U nid to see rushing! Both students and some lecturers (secretly) wia demandin forms. Me sef folo join d mumu train. But finaly, as a sure boi, afta I realised dat d registration was goin on for weeks even past d earlier mentioned date of closure, I went to fotocopy d forms and started distributing too. I sold over 15 copies.

Oya na! R we sure its only 3 nigerians dat shld fail dat test? Make FIFA conduct dat test again Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo

teskyg: Grant them Amnesty,bring them in and Nuke them and the sponsors.

Shhh...u shldnt say everytin naa. Cant u kip a secret?

For real dis is rubbish. NL shld stop puttin up trash for us. U guys r sendin d wrong msg to d public and r raising false alram. Dis story is a copy-paste from d internet and happend in 1970.

From ur narrative, u wia busy tellin us hw u drive a rols royce phantom and move abt wit plenty fones and lappys. Dat paints a picture of a larger-dan-life, proud & arogant dude wit little or no regards for elderly pple. Thus I won't b surprised at ur lack of calmness and patience which wld av saved u dis mess. Dose r my detected loopholes in ur story. If I hear from d school authorities, I cld den make a wholistic judgement on d matter.

basadenet: Very good information but i beg to disagree with your paragraph 1 & 5 respectively. it is not compulsory you get a lawyer involved, because that is not an assurance that all will be well, we have seen cases where lawyers too are culpable. so getting a lawyer should be an optional thing but not compulsory. 2.you advise that a prospective tenant should not pay in full for an uncompleted building, i also disagree because it is this same money in question that will be use for the completion of the building, so if half or part is paid, the building might not be completed as planned. All the same thanks for the info.

I sincerely wonder if u tink u r wiser dan king solomon to ignore d importance of a lawyer. D OP has pointed out all d pitfalls (in ideal situations) and ua here pickin holes in his essay. Weda u use a lawyer or nt or weda u pay in full or nt, one tin is important...akonuche!!! So as to avoid ...had I known.

Hw childish! Wat nonsense! Is jude a kid? Hw cld he b so carried away? He shld b beggin rochas nw to help shield him from efcc cos if dis interview is anytin to go by, den d young man shld b boardin d nxt flight out of d country nw. Bt again, dis is almost same 'string' operation dat transpired btwn farouk and otedola bt til nw, d case hasn't been concluded. I say its a shame on nigeria's fight agaist corruption coz sumtin sumwhere tells me dat mr jude, who shld b on d run ryt nw wil stil b strollin ad owerri town wit d 'notin fit do me' attitude. I rest ma case.

His invitation myt just b a fatherly disposition from keshi to salvage d fast-dwindling career of osaze. Didn't u notice dat his problems started afta his fall out wit keshi? U beat a child wit right hand, den draw him close wit d left hand. To me, osaze's comitment to super eagles is one of d best so far.


But wait Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo! Y we dey vex for keshi na? Didn't GEJ pardon Alams? Dis is d season of pardon joor.

Wat is dis guy up to? I smell bravery in dis move. D Nigerian government can strike a deal wit dis guy to see if dey can re-orientate dese BHs.

Hmm...anambra political terrain is in complete disarray. Its rly gonna b pretty dificult for whoeva decides to run.

Insure chest hais, hand, voice, feet or even buttocks! No wahala if u gat d money. Bt den, y nt we think of insuring our lives A life insured in God's company will always reap dividends. Fink abt it!

Menhh, u guys r hilarious. D landlord dat had to remove d door of his tenant, d guy dat went to use d toilet only for his shyt to ascend bck to his intestine etc...I'v also seen new words like 'ashawo key', 'shine your congo' etc. Oh lawddd, u guys av made my day. See me lafin like a mumu since. Abeg I no dey read again. My bele don dey pain me.

info@lpf:
This sounds like witch doctoring without research! If the acidic content of soft drinks were enough to induce a chemical reaction from medicines, why then is it even fit for consumption? This is BULL CRAP in my humble, non-medical, but common sense having, opinion! Drinking medicine with milk also WILL NOT reduce the efficacy of your medicine! Dont believe everything you read, do your own research or ask your own doctor. Nonsense!

Mumu a pharmacist (professionally trained in drug manufacure, packagin and dispensin) has given an advice and u say u wanna ask ur doctor (a professional trained to detect difwent disease conditions, diagnose and cary out surgery if need b). Even a doctor wld refer u to a pharmacist regardin issues like dis.

Arrant nonsense!!! At 27 she shld b nursing at least a baby nw.

brosss:

All I am driving at is, its not piosonous and in most cases, one could advice people to take these softdrinks. I 'll explain.
The stomach is basically acidic(hydrochloric) and most times needs the alkaline nature of food to maintain proper acidic levels. When food becomes irritating like in extreme sickness, soft drinks can do the job well. Most of these drinks contain dissolved sugar ( frutose or sometimes glucose). These sugar even in complex forms can still be broken down to glucos and frutose that can easily be absorbed by the stomach walls.
If the patient can't take food, the next advice is soft drinks( not all drinks are actually soft). That's why doctors advice a patient who can't eat or retain food to take carbonated drinks or other soft drinks(minerals as we know it) before injections.
It should however not be acustomed to, like I said, if you can't retain food, drink something soft for that much needed energy before taking any drugs.


Humbly

Ok bro...well said. Bt I fink its time u stopped misleadin d public by blantantly and courageously exposing ur ignorance. Dat u wia asked to take soft drink bfo an injection is difwent from usin soft drink to take tablets. From ur opinion, its obvious ua neither a professional medic or even a quack! U even don't knw d reason behind d mineral bfo d injection. Well, like sumone earlier, a word is enuf 4 d wise.

Hmm..bt wil his sudden and calculated resignation shield him from d efcc? If nt den rochas shld acept his resignation. Rochas shld b diplomatic abt it anyways so he doesn't hurt d pple of region where jude is from. Now we can see y dia was stagnation in d road construction last year.

Oya na!

D staff in 2face's hand is even crested wit d coat of arms, probably myt av bin given personally by d AKS government. Mennn, its good to b a celeb sha bt I don't advice upcomin young male celebs to toe same line of action as tuface. Don't go abt impregnating ladies u knw u won't marry at d end.

It has bin confirmed that the management and staffs (docs, pharmacists, nurses, oda health workers) are on an indefinite strike. There are suspicion that this action is not unconnected with the delayed signing of the 2013 budget. The delay caused paucity in cash flow resulting in non payment of salaries for months now.

Now dat ammunitions av bin recovered again and wld soon b in police custody, all governors shld hide dia principal secretary Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo, u can ask oshiomhole wat I mean

sugar 001: Where is Vincent Enyeama?

Vincent enyeama dey earn N19500 (minimum wage) for isreal. Dats y e dey always bone him face

Wat about sunday mba I hear his wages av now been upped to £120,000 a week in his present Nigerian club, thus makin him d highest earner

Op front page plzzz

Lolololollllll

Hmmm...make dem report to dia GO naa.