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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: TB Joshua Reacts As Lagos Government Restricts Church Activities by Jms85(m): 8:11pm On Mar 19, 2020
healthserve:
Riding on the tide of popularity to appear legitimate.

Unfortunately, We now know shamans are not prophets now no matter how well they disguise or how accurately they might fit the right scripture in.

Sadly, if it's not of God, it's not lf God, no matter how a shaman portrays himself.


Cc: Do your research using this search phrases

Shaman

Shamanism

Mahanta

Messenger of the devil

Occultic healer



Satanists disguising themselves as prophets disguising occultic healing as prophetic work to conduct nonsense and magic disguised as miracle. But are mere magic
Wetin dese one dey talk...my broda not evri prophet ar satanist...speak wit wisdom
Education / Re: 192 JAMB Score: What Are My Chances Of Getting Admission With This UTME Score? by Jms85(m): 7:45pm On Mar 19, 2020
udoekere:
I just received an SMS with my utme score being

English-45
Government-54
Crs-49
Economic-44
Total=192

so what are my chance of getting admission into the university of uyo to study political science

My dear go rewrite ...and put in more effort in English cus ur poor English affected other subjects...beta luck next time..

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Health / Re: Mentally-Challenged Preacher Rehabilitated By Kokun Foundation by Jms85(m): 5:15pm On Mar 18, 2020
NextD18:
A mad man is a mad man! I'm only in advance, pitying the person who will be with him when his madness starts again.

You CANNOT completely cure a mad person, there must be some potion of madness left in the person. Don't be deceived!

Just like an Aboki. Aboki na aboki, if you like, wear him a nice suit to an event, once he open his mouth to talk or laugh, everyone will confirm that he's an aboki.
Only deliverance can completely cure a mad man...
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo Celebrates Her 27th Birthday With Lovely Photos by Jms85(m): 5:10pm On Mar 18, 2020
Stevecovey:
The daughter of the Vice president Yemi osinbajo, celebrated her 27th birthday with the following post on her Instagram page:

CHAPTER 27! Happy birthday to me �
Thanking God for the +1 , so much to be grateful for �� God has been faithful & merciful since day 1. 
HAPPY KIKI DAY #kikiday#TwentySevenPlusBlessings 

Source:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B93eEpMHHCb/
i tot dis girl's dad is a pastor....Why naa?
Education / Re: Zainab: Student Commits Suicide Over Her JAMB Score. Leaves Note For Her Parents by Jms85(m): 9:12am On Mar 18, 2020
meekparagon:
Student commited suicide after seeing her jamb score. Left note for her parents and friends.
eyah!!I remember wanting to do same if I had failed my sixth waec....but God gave me victory at last......today am a graduate and abt going fr masters...pls neva giv up...

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Education / Re: Archibong Bassey, UNICAL 19-Year-Old First Class Graduate Shares Success Story by Jms85(m): 9:08am On Mar 18, 2020
darfay:
Fork u and your first class, grin grin... Better enter street...


Why naa!!!


Who did u offend

Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Visits Scene Of Abule Ado Explosions, Orders Investigation by Jms85(m): 5:31pm On Mar 16, 2020
Skyfornia:
The damage is huge..pictures didn't portray the reality. You need to visit there..
Visiting there is never a need....type wit sense abeg..
Education / Re: Experiencing University Of Ibadan At Night (Pictures) by Jms85(m): 6:27am On Mar 14, 2020
tyup:
Let's know ur views on these pictures
dis one just waste space....I no see any tin beautiful here...even d love lighting WS poor.....sha monkey no fine BT hm mama lyk am ooo.
Crime / Re: 35-Year-Old Man Arrested For Raping A 20-Year-Old Lady In Lagos by Jms85(m): 2:21pm On Mar 13, 2020
Olunmercy56:
Forcefully Trick 20 year old It's well...
Maybe he no pay her well o..ladies!!
Sports / Re: Callum Hudson-Odoi Recovers From Coronavirus Symptoms (Video) by Jms85(m): 2:11pm On Mar 13, 2020
Jeromejnr:
As for Nigerians, I just want to point out that most of you are focused on the wrong thing.

It's not even about us having the virus in the country.

If this trend continues around the world in the next three months, your economy will greatly suffer for it. I mean greatly. And it will take a long time to recover.

I don't even want to go into much details.

Like the guy below me is an example of someone ignorant of what is bound to happen.
Oga abeg life n health come first bfr any economy DAT transmits poverty d more to d masses...
Family / Re: Living With My Aunt Who Is A Pastor's Wife Is Hell. Should I Run Away? by Jms85(m): 5:38am On Mar 12, 2020
Oluwatunmise529:
Hi people

I live with my aunt who is a pastor's wife. I got there four months ago due to the fact that my dad had some problems then.

But the first day I got to my aunt's place, I got the shock of my life. The house was totally dirty, even the sink in kitchen was removing maggots. She told me to clean and wash everything but being my first time with her. I told her I can't do them. Then she said she would slap me if I don't do her wish. I ended up doing them and since then am being used like a slave.

When I told my dad about everything.. She told my dad I need home training that I can't do anything and my dad told me to stay since he doesn't want it to cause a rift between them.

My aunt am talking about is an elder sister to my late mom but the same father and different mothers. There was a day she told me my grandmother was a witch and she killed one of her children before she died and she uses my witch grandmom to describe me to people in the neighborhood. I always feel ashamed.

She has a daughter who doesn't cook and clean or do anything... I end up doing everything and still it isn't enough, at the end of the day she tells me am lazy... Am always afraid to look when I pass by a mirror because I always look so dirty and haggard. Just yesterday rain fell here and she left some things outside. I ran outside to take those things inside and the next thing she did was rain insults on me because of that..

She has never raised her hands on me but only maltreat me.. I cried myself to sleep..I was always a jovial person before but now am always crying and moody and am beginning to hate her.

I don't laugh at all anymore even at funny things.. I only have hatred for her and her family...I don't want to hate anyone and I want to go back home and be myself again....am planning to run away now but am really scared of the outcome...
Worst is everyone thinks she is a good person because she is a pastor wife....

Am so fed up and always unhappy... Someone pls help me
Go back to ur dad....or try speak wit an elder in Church to talk to her....if it doesn't work..pls u HV to leave,but to a safer place...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Earthquake Rocks Italy Amid Coronavirus Outbreak by Jms85(m): 4:48am On Mar 11, 2020
fergieboy:
Why always italy
I tink Italy boarder is VRI porous as par d coronaV
Phones / Re: How Long Can You Do Without Active Internet On Your Smartphone? by Jms85(m): 7:48pm On Mar 10, 2020
seunlayi:

Just how important are mobile data connectivity in today’s society, Internet connectivity has greatly improve the lives of many, here are plenty more importances of mobile data in today’s ever-connected world. Using up mobile data means browsing or surfing the web, reading and sending emails, checking social media, and downloading or uploading files and much more on your smartphone be it android, iPhone,.... etc.

The question is for how long can you go with these phones without having mobile data/WiFi active on your device?

For me is just a day (a day of planned rest)
Mine is 2dayz....
Religion / Re: Dunamis Constructs Road, Renovates And Installs CCTV In 32 Classrooms In Kubwa by Jms85(m): 11:46am On Mar 10, 2020
thesicilian:


I applaud the renovation efforts. Though there are more important things to do for those students than installing CCTV cameras in their classrooms.
Maybe datz wat God instructed him to do for now.

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Family / Re: Wife Ties Up Her Husband In Calabar, Attempts To Suffocate Him On Women’s Day by Jms85(m): 7:00pm On Mar 09, 2020
StylishLord:
Woman power
see person way she call husband....dis one luk unwell na...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by Jms85(m): 9:27pm On Mar 08, 2020
Courage414:
man u for life hahahaha
Man u still get fans?nawaoooo!!!
TV/Movies / Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by Jms85(m): 6:23am On Mar 08, 2020
PrimadonnaO:
Barbie in "The Princess and the Pauper."
Barbie in "The Magic of Pegasus."
Barbie in "Swan Lake."
Barbie in "The 12 Dancing Princesses."
Barbie in "The Island Princess."
Barbie in "The Diamond Castle."
Barbie in "A Christmas Carol."
Barbie in "The Three Musketeers"
Those remain my all time favourite. Can sing the songs in them from start to end!
All the Tom and Jerry series.
All the old Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee Series.
"Kabhie Khushi Kabhi Gham"
"Kuch Kuch Hota Hai"
"Maad"
"Toofan."
"Mujhse Dosti Karogee"
"Pretty Woman."
"August Rush."
"Titanic"
"Pretty Woman."
"Egg of Life"
"Shaolin Soccer."
"Karate Kid."
WILLI WILLI
Crime / Re: Bandits Killed, Maimed In 5 Kaduna Villages For 4 Hours by Jms85(m): 11:27am On Mar 07, 2020
Davash222:
My only concern is, someone that can't Govern just a state wants to Preside over the largest black country in the world. It's appalling!
I tink oshomole n El rufia ar both facing more troubles due to 2023 slots!!!
Romance / Re: Olori Diana And Her Drug Addict Boyfriend (Photos) by Jms85(m): 7:08pm On Mar 06, 2020
wetmenow:
GUIDE TO USING CONDOMS =
1. If she has a tatoo..... CONDOM
2. If she drinks beer...... CONDOM
3. If she switches her phone when she is with you..... CONDOM
4. If she starts pulling off your boxer.... CONDOM!
5. IF SHE RUSHES TO GET ON TOP...... CONDOM
6. If she doesnt ask for a condom..... CONDOM
7. If she has short dyed hair..... CONDOM!
8. If she wears tight jeans.... CONDOM
9. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her..... CONDOM!
10. If she lives alone..... CONDOM
12. If she travels to SA/Nigeria frequently..... CONDOM
13. If she works in a bottle store..... CONDOM
14. If she is a student but with a child.... CONDOM
15. If she wears Gstrings..... CONDOM
16. If she is below 40 and already a high ranking police officer..... CONDOM
17. If she asks for money, airtime, etc.... CONDOM
18. If she shouts in the streets.... CONDOM
19. If she has many males friends on Facebook..... CONDOM
20. If supports Kaizer Cheifs fc, Dynamos ,Man u or Barcelona... Please Condomize my Brother Pliz!!!
21. If she has a ring on her nose... double CONDOM!!!
22. If she is in this group please please put on a CONDOM
23. If she takes this post personally... triple the CONDOMs my brother ....I am done and gone
SHOULD I INCREASE THE VOLUME...?
Dis one na Condom shaped brain...kai!! ppl dey ooo..

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Crime / Re: Kolade Johnson Suffered 6 Gunshot Injuries - Pathologist Tells Court by Jms85(m): 9:18pm On Mar 05, 2020
Highbeepeeh:
it is done
D day I incidentally walked into d path of Ondo state former first lady at an event....if u see d way dose foolish,dull n illiterate polish escort drag me away off her path....wit my tie..datz wen I gave up on d case of naija police...... wat a union of 99% dull,foolish n insensitive fellas.....

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Education / Re: WAEC Releases Results For Private Candidates 2020 - First Series by Jms85(m): 7:32pm On Mar 03, 2020
OTayobami:
Who owns this result please come and carry o! It has been with me for the past 3 years o

*Modified*
If you know any Opeyori Gbenga Israel please locate asap
bro!!! u sure say no b ur result b this...pls go for deliverance ooo..I beg u.
Education / Re: Akure Teacher Asks Student To Destroy Her Phone As Punishment (Photos, Video) by Jms85(m): 2:22pm On Mar 03, 2020
YoungPerson:

It is because of people like you I refused to join the military. See how you're judging the case from two paragraphs and a 30 second video that explains next to nothing. I for find you and flog sense into your synapses.


As a parent, I use my hard earned money that I worked tirelessly for to buy a phone for my child so as to track him or her in this evil world we live in. That child defies school rules and takes it to school. The school finds it and asks my child to destroy it in front of the whole school under duress with a camera in front of her. I don't have this information but then I wake up to see the video on Nairaland frontpage, bros, people go die.
u talk irresponsibly

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Religion / Re: Burial Of Father Cosmas Ahamefula Ekwuribe Who Died In His Sleep by Jms85(m): 5:11pm On Feb 28, 2020
Gwagone:
WTF My best pic will never for my obituary.... ijn So sadsad Rest well priest
so na ur worst pic dem go use abii?? nawao fr some ppl
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 22nd February 2020 by Jms85(m): 2:49pm On Feb 22, 2020
UnaToto:
Go blues
I go celebrate this win by fucking five Oloshosnawa fr some human beings oo.... today
Family / Re: I Want To Marry From My Village Against Everyone's Will please help me by Jms85(m): 10:08pm On Feb 21, 2020
pls bro...I advise u obey ur dad/ppl.....most marriages lyk dese end in disasters.. try talk to ur gir
l to see reasons....

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Health / Re: My Addictions To Betting, Masturbation, Pepsi Will Soon Kill Me. I'm Sure! by Jms85(m): 5:49pm On Feb 17, 2020
masterflowx:
You better kill yourself before you commit suicide.

Lazy youth!
Ar u human at all Go get sense....nawa!!!
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Judgement: Jubilation in Bayelsa Government House (Video) by Jms85(m): 7:59pm On Feb 13, 2020
Who is Lyon in d sight of PSG

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Becomes First Juventus Player To Score In Nine Straight League Games by Jms85(m): 5:58am On Feb 03, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




The fact that no prophet in the bible prophesied on the coming of a football maverick like C.Ronaldo quakes the very foundation of my christan faith.

C Ronaldo is the greatest of all times.
Greatest ever, greatest to be.
Gravity defying headers, impossible dribbles, imaginary goals and it just doesn't stop.

It is up to the generation after ours to create a religion in honour of him because not even Buddha was this great.
person dey often use penalty to bang in goals u dey here dey hail lam. ..y ppl no wise?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Finland To Introduce 4 Days Per Week And 6 Hours Working Day by Jms85(m): 12:14pm On Jan 07, 2020
A kontree WHR poverty is d currency of d poor..is DAT one a country....
Fashion / Re: Joy James Enemuo Wins Miss Comely Queen Nigeria 2019 Pageant by Jms85(m): 5:07pm On Dec 28, 2019
kongrats to her...I will b celebrated soon
Culture / Re: Proverbs From The Streets Of Warri by Jms85(m): 5:22pm On Dec 21, 2019
person way dey eat fish go ready to swallow fish bone..
Culture / Re: Proverbs From The Streets Of Warri by Jms85(m): 5:21pm On Dec 21, 2019
person way d eat fish go ready to swallow fish bone..

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