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Sorry 4 so many moslems who have been buried alive

Its about damn time...but still 2014?

Jesusbabygirl: So u r yt to tell us y ur friend was called back

sorry jare,twas nufn special,the MD or smtn came around so they called everybody who jst finished to come back.....he's waiting for txt lyk ever1 else,goodluck to y'all

My friend just finished his second interview but as soon as he got home they called him to come back...hope its a good sign,the poor guys is dying of hyper

This kind song wey nobody wan dowload since....

Ill just say that if facebook imposed this kinda dictatorship rules,Mark Zuckerberg would have never become a billionaire.....dont take undue advantage of peoples love for nairaland,my 2 cents

executinal: Ha ha ha

The fear of Morihno return is the beginning of wisdom

Ferguson knows that with Morihno coming back as Chelsea manager, it will mean more higher blood pressure for Ferguson

Anyway you still a legend

this is why people say chelsea fans are touts and okada men,who was english champion when mourinho ran away

Uniteds official website has just confirmed the retirement of Sir Alex Ferguson,post the link later
www.manutd.com

Mourinho escaped from England after fergie took the EPL from him,yet some chavski fans are talking of fergie fearing Mou?no wonder ppl say they r all illiter8 touts and bikemen....@ topic even if fergie retires 2moro rest assured he'll run back nxt season when he gets bored with Cathy

Thundersub,terrahawks,voltron,sesame street,danger mouse,the rich also cry....i remember watching rainbow lines or static impatiently waiting for 4'oclock

What's with this RVI info,RVI is a dts almost dying.They've been reducing personnel and offices for a while nw....jst few ppl r working there nw.Pls stop leading ppl on wild goose chases

Afam4eva: Lol

When will u guys get it into ur heads that CR7 and Messi don't make up 'La liga'.They are jst insanely talented footballers playing in spain.CR7 was highest goal scorer when he played 4 UTD remember.There's no excuse for this horror show.Even West Ham can't go down like this

La Liga is not rated cos they are just 3 teams,barca,madrid and the rest.The competitiveness is frigging poor.That's why the likes of Messi n CR7 will be hitting 50+ goals every season like they are playing against their kids.Nobody watches La liga cept barca or madrid are playing,its absolutely pathetic.Now LooK what the germans are doing to them,they can't try it with Everton I tell ya

Is it jst me or did any1 else find d op's story too gbagaun infested 2 comprehend?.....you sound lyk Sky B op

Must have been googling 4 stuff,visited 4 while then joined last year to see if I cud diss people...bt lost interest soon as I joined

Ladies this issue is quite simple,if u don't want sex or sexual advances,don't give guys ur number or pin,if u do don't pick when they call or ping,if u pick or reply don't let them take u out anywhere,if u do don't allow him spend money on clothes food or nufn.U can't do any of those things can you?But 4 some reason if he asks 4 sex he's a pig or smtn.Stop deluding urselves,nbdy is running a mugu charity organisation!stop following men around fooling urselves he's doing it 4 nufn,shit aint free ho,stay on ur own and nbdy will cm n disturb u 4 anything!!bullshit

oh shut up u over sabi british wannabe's,i dont know anything about what this chick did,but from the 'celebrations' going on in liverpool,bristol and glasgow,i'd say she was hated much more than she was ever loved

Front page fodder,so therefore I declare myself.....

pro01: Make oga Bill Gates sponsor R& for anti-STD vaccine abeg. That's the ultimate. Wetin concern me with 'next generation' condom.

Condom dey kill activity sometimes. Some girls sabi change their mind between the time whey you comot their kpata and the time wey you take dash to cupboard go find condom come back. She go don wear pant back come dey remind you say she get boyfriend wey she no wan cheat on. Na devil go punish both the condom and her boyfriend.

Amen,I tnk say na only me dem dey do

U must be a learner with naija gals,if not u wud av known that what they say is on another planet from what they do or want....u effed up big time

Damn!!!I never thought I'd say this but I'm proud to be a nigerian!!We frigging cray!!'I'm a video vixen?!'For f**ck sake men who says that,muhahahaha

Nikkypearl=The female acidtalk

I blame it all on the stupid incompetent mother,how many times were her daughters to be molested before she left the animal.She even had to come back with her grandkid for round two,I bet after this the man cud still convince her come back with the kids and she'll oblige.If only this country had a working child support and foster care system,the two clowns will never see those kids again

pro01: Now that the "Red Line" has been crossed, let's see what the United States/NATO have up their sleeves. How Assad has managed to hang on to power this long is beyond me. Why hasn't he been given the Gaddafi treatment - even though his atrocities are a million times worse than Gaddafi's? This underscores the hypocrisy of the West; or could it be that they are scared of Russia?

You've answered your own qstn.And its not jst Russia,there's China,another world super power.God only lnows why they've given Assad all the backing he needs to terrorise his own people in his bid 2 hold on 2 power.Then he also has the support of the usual miscreants,Iran n co

wiegraf: Yes.

To give you a sense of scale, anyone, not just nigerians and especially after reading through a thread like this one, still believing in pipi lifting should be on animal planet.

But I would add particularly nigerians or anyone from cultures where these eediocy persists. Why? Here's a quote from a silly oyinbo



Your juju has failed you, repeatedly, through history yet here you are again. But please do feel free to equate having a brain to wanting to be oyinbo

On another note, you're probably judeo-xtian sef, accepting oyinbo man's unverified claims (which they themselves don't cherish anywhere near as much as we do these days). I thought judeo-xtian beliefs were incompatible with juju, or do you believe in pagan gods as well? If you don't, then what are the gods of your forefathers? Mere spirits? Demons? No, evil spirits then? Well, at least I hope you can afford them the courtesy of perhaps being fallen angels or some other highly ranked jazz, no? Ah, I see. They have the distinction of being the much more respectable and distinguished pipi-thieves. What are they going to do with all those pipis sef, perhaps you can tell me?

You pipi all over the memory of your forefathers, their very beliefs, because of unverified claims in some oyinbo story books, then you look others in the eye and claim they want to be oyinbo?

God has blessed us well well

To be honest I don't even know what ur on about and can't bother myself trying to make sense out of all d jargon u typed.Every culture has their beliefs and superstitions,I get pissed off when some nigerians in their bid to appear 'enlightened' or 'westernised' label theirs as archaic,barbaric or backward while swallowing everything foreign hook,line and sinker.Its jst self demeaning and stinks of inferiority.Believe in bigfoot or whatever the hell u want,jst don't label others as being stupid for having their own beliefs,you guys remind me of the Samuel L Jackson character in d Django movie

Looks like nairaland for you is a place where u come to seek relevance in your pathetic life,you had to cook up stories about smtn I said to make a simple pts,I haven't even mentioned the word xtianity,spirits,demons,or forefathers but seems ur bent on using imaginary instances of things I said,knock yourself out.I've given u more attention than u deserve already,so u can take ur time to come up wit anoda story...I won't bite
Note: I didn't resort to insults or name calling to make a simple pt,I think its backward,lame,and a way 4 mediocre ppl to sound sensible.Thank you

MacDaddy01: BS....


There are white people who believe in exorcism, it is foolish whether a white or black man believes it

Oh do they?Yet somehow nigerians believing believing black magic can be used for dick lifting is backward yes?

Yeah it is,bt since u aren't white(unfortunately) I cud put it down to just being delusional.If white folks tell u about little green men flying around in saucers abducting people dudes lyk u will never put down to ignarance or backwardness or'living in fear'as u call it,but am pretty sure if it was nigerians that produced movies lyk The excorcist,paranormal activity or any of the 'based on a true story' folklore dts exactly what you'll attribute it to.Look it up,most of the books on spirituality,voodoo and black magic r written by whites.I haven't seen anything concerning all the d**ck poaching or juju either doesn't mean I'll call it bullshit.Even the FBI got a fucking Paranormal Department filled with psychic detectives and the lyk,while d enlightened folks keep thinking africans. are backward for believing the same thing,though exaggerated

Too much whitewannabe clowns in nairaland,u don't believe in black magic why don't u look 4 a babalawo,slap him and destroy his shrine video it and come and tell us,or try spending the night in a graveyard or mortuary all night since ghosts and witches don't exist.The annoying thing is the whit poEpl they r trying so hard to emulate actually secretly believe these things

United have not lost a match they were leading at half time under fergie...never

Blame it on poor webb

It does bt no so much in naija,our girls are fake enuff in real life,online their a total disaster

Specify the part of igboland make boys take dressing.I know its not every part are this harsh