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They forced me into a God forsaken villa ge,no light,no water,no network...the worst year of my life.I lost d best gf I had cos I cdnt keep in touch,mosquito and one other yeye insect dt attacked only the legs devoured me day n night.#sighs#Apart frm wazobializing my sex life,no benefit whatever |
Who we go ask |
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One question,aLL ds 'cute' Nl babes,hw do u telL?or r u taLking abt their usernames?@ topic I'll have that bad b**ch calLotti or bLazay 4 jst a night.weekend is too Long,dnt want her faLling in luv n sh**t |
PAGAN 9JA: |
I've noticed nairaland 'atheists' who make it point of duty to troll christian threads jst to remind us about their enlightenment with overused lines like,'am an atheist','God is a fake idea',religion is the opium of the'...i no even sabi sef.I mean being d enlightened ones who have seen the light,why don't u jst allow us wallow in our foolishness.We choose to be mumus 4 our religions y e dey pain u?U hate pastors,hate churches,hate God,and never miss an oportunity to remind us.E don do,ur an atheist clap 4 urself,u try,we don hear,tnx.@ topic please if u don't want to pay tithes jst shut up and kip ur money and stay home,haba.Nobody is pointing gun @ anybody to pay stop taking panadol 4 our headache.Tithes is an xtian obligation,the fact that nigerian fake pastors everywhere have turned it to smtn else won't stop dt fact. |
Is this one a pre planned excuse or what?Recently Webb has been trying so hard to rid himself of 'man u ref' status he ends up being partial 2 d other team eg man u vs liverpool 2nd leg.But haters goin hate,if man u wins na Webb cause am,if dem lose chelsea was better and nigerians are happy |
Table Leg :Real had just a shot on target before ther red,utd had hit d post and were leading by a goal Note:I didn't resort to insuLts or name calling to make my point cos I think dts 4 retards |
gratiaeo: Liverpool vs Man U̶̲̥̅̊... undeserved redAgainst Reading,RVP goal was adjudged not to have crossed the Line when it clearly did The next week against city Ashley youngs goal was ruled offside when he was clearly on...don't make ur hatred 4 UTD make u say unreasonable things,UTD still won those 2 matches.Sometimes refs favour u sometimes they don't,sooner or later u loosers will have to come up with anoda excuse 4 UTDs dominance than refs |
Mehn nigerians can display stupidity online,hw is that a str8 red,this sort of clashes happen every week in football,nani jumped to control a baL not knowing Arbeloa was coming from BEHIND,with his eye on the ball the whole time.How about Diego Lopez who punched RVP str8 in the face while trying to punch the ball is that a red?.Even RM players were suprised @ it,according 2 the commentator the ref was the only person in the stadium who thought dt was a red.I knw you all hate Manu bt its no reason to type crap when the whole world has agreed that it was an injustice That being said,ref has been helping manu b4 tho,its karma |
Anyone football watcher who saw that incident and thought it was a stra8 red should do the world a favour and stop watching football |
So there we have it,its been another great CL game between Manchester Utd and Real Madrid.But the talking point on everyone lips is the controversial decision to send off Nani in the 56th minute which all would agree signalled a change in tide of the game and and definitely had an effect @ d outcome.So dear NL'ers let's hear ur take,desrved or not,vote As for me I thought its was a pathetically dumb decision |
gboodoo: d depressing part of whole tin is dia is alwaz security nearby yet dey wont do a tin even if u shout til thy kingdom cumAbeg how d kingdom dey take precipitate....seriously this nairaland editing dey bust person head with laff lol,precipitate ni |
In Nigerias case,among other factors I would say unemployment.Check it most guys who shuda put a ring on it in their late 20s or early 30's are either unemployed or hustling with some underpaying job.How many guys in their 20's or early 30s are doing well enough to marry in naija?Still I agree that our naija women no dey help matters smtyms |
Be it manslaughter or murder,dt dude is screwed, his career is gone....and he is still gonna do time.Don't drop d soap blade runner |
exxell: Not Funny... Try harder next tyme. Like my comment if you think that this gif is plain over used and dull!Not even one |
Please anyone going from ph to enugu on 22nd for the 9 am exam can add me on bbm let's c hw we gonna do it,229e49a2 on bbm |
My centre is enugu @9am 22nd,here's the thing,can I make it that same day cos I have no intention of going the day b4,pls anyone who knws abt dt route shud help me with info |
This is not a religious issue,Child care services will take away ur own kids even for being jobless talkless of a murder suspicion.That's who should be blamed,the state put them up for adoption and the foster parents only applied and got those kids like all parents do.More importantly why did the case take that long for them to be declared innocent?I don't think there's any1 who wud take care of some kids 4 16yrs and later give them up to anybody,real parents or not.And lyk d foster mom said,they are not even kids anymore |
Very soon,tonto dike will 'tweet gudmorning' and it'll make front page |
Someone posted his favorite songs in his playlist and called it a 'chart'.NEXT! |
Why don't you focus on whatever u came to do on nairaland and leave what's apropri8 and what's not to seun and co. 5th or 6th to comment by d way#nt sure# |
They haven't learnt yet,last elections corpers were forced to register 3yr olds,animals and pictures yet they were overshadowed.We dey here dey look dem,they can keep up their delusions as long as they want |
baba-bosun:So? @topic UP eagles...u knw say mali no b problem |
I said it,I said it,when I said it u people were laffing ![]() |
Ok I confess I wrote nigeria off before the match...am not sorry ;Dbut WE DID IT!!! |
HYPERTENSION OOOOO!!!! |
I love the optimism of we nigerians,even in the face of impending doom ..kinda lyk the way we think our leaders will stop being corrupt and the coun3 will become better 'ONE DAY' jst by our hopes and prayers |
Can't be our patience...no gbagaun |
Must you blame someone...ok its all tonto dike's fault |
street disciple: Keshi is not a good coach abeg, d game lack tacticsWhat tactics?I don't c any |

