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EventsRe: Bride Wears Boobs-Popping Wedding Gown: Is This Fashion Or Madness? by joanana(f): 5:07pm On Aug 17, 2016
m speechless....

on your day you this rubbish to church . I blame the pastor that allowed her to wear this rubbish inside the church, I blame her husband to be for agreeing to this rubbish ..... anyway e no concern me
BusinessRe: SunTrust, The Branchless Bank Opens In Lagos by joanana(f): 11:08am On Aug 15, 2016
UrennaNkoli:
˙ʞsıɹ uʍo ɹnoʎ ʇɐ ɯәɥʇ ɥʇıʍ uoıʇɔɐsuɐɹʇ ʎuɐ op ɹo ɯәɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ʞuɐq
You wan wound person abi. Shey if u write like normal something go happen to you abi. Na wa ooo... See as just twist my neck now
SportsRe: Efe Ajagba Knocks Nigel Paul Out In Round One in 23 Seconds At RIO Olympics by joanana(f): 2:50pm On Aug 14, 2016
Good one

I pray you get gold at this year's Olympics grin
SportsRe: Basketball: D'tigers Of Nigeria Beat Croatia (90-76) At RIO 2016 Olympics by joanana(f): 10:33am On Aug 14, 2016
Finally, chai... Chukwu I'd egwu!! !!!! !!

After 3 or 4 defeats. ... D tigers finally won a match.
Abeg una no go Olympic go carry basket... .. grin grin make the goals dey enter.

Good one guys!! !! !!
SportsRe: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Denmark 2 - 0 (Full Time) by joanana(f): 10:10pm On Aug 13, 2016
joanana:
I pray the match will end 2 0


Dream Team IV Abeg make una no fall our hand.... not after all these stress and hardship you ve experience lipsrsealed
Thank God it ended 2 0 angry
grin grin grin grin grin IGWE oooooo.
CrimeRe: 3-Year-Old Rape Victim Bled To Death In Lagos by joanana(f): 9:07pm On Aug 13, 2016
God is not asleep my dear. They will always get their punishment. I know of a man that molested children in my area when I was very young. Do u know how is now?

All his children are useless.... I mean useless. His daughters are prostitutes and his only son is useless.

The man himself... As at today pee on himself and all his businesses was not profitable. All closed down within short periods. Whatever he did, he never succeeded. He's just there and can't do anything for himself again. His children wish he was dead.

God is not asleep.
SportsRe: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Denmark 2 - 0 (Full Time) by joanana(f): 8:48pm On Aug 13, 2016
I pray the match will end 2 0


Dream Team IV Abeg make una no fall our hand.... not after all these stress and hardship you ve experience lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Help! A Wedding Is About To Be Cancelled Because Of Tithe Card by joanana(f): 8:54am On Aug 11, 2016
qleap2all:
It is well, God will grant us all His understanding and wisdom.
amen
SportsRe: Rio2016 Olympics: Colombia Vs Nigeria 2 - 0 On 10th August 2016 by joanana(f): 3:21am On Aug 11, 2016
Lovexme:
Funny how I wake up just when the game has ended. At least, I didn't get to watch them lose. Back to bed!
cry cry cry cry cry cry
CareerRe: BRT Workers Strike Over Unpaid Salaries (photo) by joanana(f): 4:23pm On Aug 09, 2016
Ambode changed the previous management of BRT (Blue) buses. They were inefficient, lazy and dirty. I was in support of the change and I thought the new management will be better. Unpaid salaries? i dont understand with the millions or hundreds of thousand you make in a day and u cant pay your staff salaries? This is absurd. undecided huh angry

LAG BUS (RED) BRT buses are always efficient and on time. In Ketu Lagos, by 6am you will see as many as 15buses inside the park. They are very effective. They dont stop and pick passangers on the road.

I thought the new blus brt management will be effective only for me to get to the bus stop and discovered that they are on strike. no bus , many people were stranded this morning which led to the increase in yellow bus fare this morning. angry angry angry angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Help! A Wedding Is About To Be Cancelled Because Of Tithe Card by joanana(f): 10:38am On Aug 08, 2016
qleap2all:
Your friend inability to produce a tithe card shows he's not a committed member of his assembly
Every individual belonging to a group must accept and abide by the group laid down rules
Your friend wasn't fully prepared for the wedding, he should have known all requirements before now
What he was made to do is called restitution and never a crime before God.
God support it when he enjoined Christians to give Caesar what is due him and to God His own too
There's discipline in the church, let him accept with love and go ahead with the wedding plans to receive spiritual blessings. It is well
OGA LEAVE THAT THING. HOW U TAKE KNOW SAY E NO DEY PAY HIM. TITHE. it's not the pastor's business... . It is between him and his Chi. Tithe card kwa.. .. Oga u better leave that church.

What do u mean give what belongs to ceasar.... blah blah.... . The Bible never mention that I must pay my tithe. Abeg if it's there quote the passage for me Abeg. And it never stated that a tithe card must be sign by the church. If its in the Bible pleases quote the verse and chapter.

IN this hard economy nai pastor they demand 2 years backlog of tithe.. .. For Wetin becos after marriage the guy should start facing difficulties abi. Even if he had the money he should not pay it. I will rather give the money to a begger that to that pastor MANDATING me to pay the tithe.

Some people done change the Bible meaning to their own selfish gains. Anyway who m i to judge na GOD know everybody heart.
SportsRe: RIO2016 Olympics: Sweden Vs Nigeria 0 - 1 (Full Time) by joanana(f): 5:09am On Aug 08, 2016
Congratulations to Dream Team..... .. God make their suffer no be in vain.
Christianity EtcRe: Help! A Wedding Is About To Be Cancelled Because Of Tithe Card by joanana(f): 5:23pm On Aug 07, 2016
OP you have many choice to make.

Go to your wife to be church and have your white Wedding there or you go to the registry or go to another church

Strange things are happening these days. A pastor will mandate his member to pay tithe. What is your business with my tithe offering? it is between me and my Chi. Whether I pay or not it is not your business at all.
I don't understand what some churches are turning into... Nna eh. .. o Di egwu. Tithe card kwa..

I attended a friend's wedding yesterday and the time was for the wedding was 12pm. I come dey wonder y 12pm until I was told that he did court wedding and they went to the reception immediately.

As someone earlier suggested that some marriage certificatesare not valid and recognised.

Oga tell your friend that he knows the right thing to do and if I were him I will leave that church immediately. Everybody is facing hardship. It is everywhere even in some churches. What they do is asked members to increase their offerings to help reduce the difficulties not MANDATE MEMBERS TO PAY TITHE
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Life Of An Unemployed Naija Girl by joanana(f): 4:14pm On Aug 01, 2016
jholam:
So after graduating from the university about a year ago i have'nt got a job. I know most of you will say (just one year and you are complaining.) Well it does'nt matter.

All that matters is that one is without a job and it is extremely annoying and life is boring.
You see adverts everywhere of job openings and you wonder if there are just for show or if people are really getting these jobs.
Once or twice you see a testimony on nairaland that someone just got a job and you begin to pray for your own.
You wait and wait for a miracle because now your degree does not matter again. If you don't have somebody somewhere, 'na only miracle you go hope on.

After going through school, burning mid night candles, going for lectures, doing stupid assignments that lecturers never read and struggling to see that your name is on flimsy attendance cheat for ten marks, what do you get?
Answer - A long stay in your fathers house, waiting for when somebody will visit and dash you money. Because your parents do not have your time again.
Most times, you might even here comments like" abeg do go marry" or better still "you no get boyfriend?".
Sometimes you begin to wonder what went wrong but in the end, what can one do but hope for a miracle.

Life is hard o. Especially if you are unemployed and a girl in naija.


http://joblessnaijagirl..com/?m=1
OP I know exactly how you feel , i was in your shoes few years ago. if you know what is good for you. start with any job for now.

my first job didn't pay much but I learnt a lot from it ( on the job training) I trained myself . With the experience from my first job i got my second job , same thing i did with the first, upgrade your cv with professional qualifications or go for your masters. i did and with that i got my present job.

Don't sit at home and wait for it to come to you before you are ready... Be prepared!!!

I didn't do it alone oooo Oluwa was also involved!!!
EducationRe: This Is What It Means To Be In A Long Distance Relationship During Exams (photo) by joanana(f): 4:54am On Jul 14, 2016
The best exam sitting position.

I will pass the exam

From secondary I learnt to depend on me myself and I.

My surname starts with A. First sit in the class. I learn to read my books and depend on noone

IN UNN when they do this during exam I just smile becos it helps u concentrate n not answer questions from my classmates during exam

grin
PhonesRe: How Mobile App Saved Me From Being defrauded of Huge sum by Kidnappers In Rivers by joanana(f): 6:48pm On Jul 11, 2016
All you need is a pin to transfer your money from one account to the other.

Besides it depends on your daily transfer limit on the account.

I have access bank, diamond bank, and GTB bank mobile apps on my phone.i detest using the gt bank app cos of the token nonsense. I have a token but it's nonsense joor. I was able to transfer 300k from my access bank to diamond bank account.

All those that accused the OP of lieing are just ignorant.

My two cents


Ps: op you did the right thing. ... na God give u sense under pressure.
Christianity EtcRe: Eunice Elisha Olawale Killed In Kubwa, Abuja, During Early Morning Preaching by joanana(f): 9:48am On Jul 10, 2016
I bet my two cents that it may be one of those people that they disturb with this early morning preaching.


It's so freaking annoying.. . Presently m a victim of this early morning preachers...they face the speakers opposite my house and I just can't sleep after 4am... Come on how long can this continue seriously?

I condem whoever did this to her...

Abuja presently is not safe and everybody needs to be security conscious... Going out alone to preach in an Islamic dominated state is dangerous with rate of boko harm killings.. .

May her soul rest in peace... Only God knows why it happened.
PhonesRe: What Phone Are You Currently Using And What You Like And Hate About It? by joanana(f): 8:17am On Jul 10, 2016
Infinix hot note x551 2gb ram & 32gb memory
I love the phone at first but now I can't wait to change it. It freezes a lot and this phrase keeps popping up after some time " processing system is not responding".

It's so annoying.... Whenever it pops up have to do factory reset or the phone will shut down and erase all data by itself. I have done this reset 5 times. I keep losing my data.

Please if you experience the above and have a solution to this I will be very grateful.. .

I love the phone anyway
FamilyRe: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by joanana(f): 3:54pm On Jun 28, 2016
SnowJay92:
Hehe, OK back to the topic then, cheesy

If the list was from ur parents, will you split the bill to make sure you get married to the love of your life?
first of all, i will not agree with the list. I will fight them with everything i ve got until i achieve my aim. The price on theit list (dad n mum) must be reduced.

Yes, i will help my hubby eg 60% 40% grin grin grin grin grin besides its our wedding .... not his or mine but our wedding grin
FamilyRe: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by joanana(f): 1:46pm On Jun 28, 2016
SnowJay92:
The list isn't even from south east, read it again. Since when did we imbibe this culture of never being attentive to little details.
I didnt say the list is from south east either.... i said "if " its like the ops list ...... come on grin
FamilyRe: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by joanana(f): 1:36pm On Jun 28, 2016
My fellow ladies from the east, please if your price is like the ops list .... biko go and plead with your parents to do something about this list. Becos in this BUHASHRI economy no man will spend this amount on a lady ... what about life after marriage biko nu? shey na garri u n your hubby go eat as newly weds? Its not my portion and your portion.

Anyway, gone are the days where men pay for the wedding expenses alone... you are called the helper for a reason... ngwa... its time to help your hubby.... You can both split the bills or tell your parents to do the right thing.

This list is outrageous and the person that compose this list was either sleeping or dreaming to think that a man will spend that amount in list alone. What about church wedding, food , drinks , decor etc for the trad ceremony ? hmmmmm.....

If m the guy i will quietly tell my woman the truth.... i cant spend this amount on a list , its too much not in this economy... you still have to take care of yourselves after marriage. house rent, feeding, transportation, etc etc etc ..... Simple we will split the bill 50 50 sheikina.... na my two cents ooooooooo grin
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by joanana(f): 10:36pm On Jun 20, 2016
Oh I loved the way Ramsey died, just as I expected. Feed him to his dogs alive...... I almost lost hope and cried watching Jon Snow being defeated until Sir Davis came....damn that was the height for me..... I was screaming ....yes, yes, yes..... Today's episode was one word...EPIC grin
TravelRe: Man Who Survived This Terrible Accident Thanks God by joanana(f): 6:20pm On Jun 08, 2016
My kid bro was saved too last week

I thank God

PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? Part II by joanana(f): 1:55am On Jun 01, 2016
Ransomhansom1:
p-l-e-a-s-e.... Kindly search thoroughly 4 it, i'm in dire need of it, as in, i seriously need it, its d only wall demarcating me and my samsung Galaxy...bikonu, 4 d love of christ
Its been years.....do u know how long ago?. I will check. The truth is that I can't remember....
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? Part II by joanana(f): 9:45pm On May 31, 2016
Ransomhansom1:
is d phone still avaiable? Please i want to buy it for d screen
Don't know where it is. I gave it out
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? Part II by joanana(f): 9:45pm On May 31, 2016
Ransomhansom1:
is d phone still avaiable? Please i want to buy it for d screen
Don't know where it is. I have it out
FamilyRe: Ethnicity Difference: Should I Stay Or Just Move On Already?? by joanana(f): 5:50pm On May 26, 2016
richyblink1:
Oga, you make it seem like marrying an Igbo man is world war 3. The point you listed there are all meaningless if the man have balls and stand his grounds.

I am igbo while my better half is Akwa Ibom. Yet the sky isn't cracking . The man in question should be able to talk to this parents and make them understand where his happiness lies.

Let's stop encouraging tribalism and encourage one another to resist it gently till it's corrected
You have said it all..op your man should stand his ground and talk to his parents. Being Igbo and Yoruba is the least of your problems. Your fiancé's family should accept you, if they do not my advice is that you should walk away and by Gods Grace a better man will find you.

My fiancé is Yoruba and m Igbo, he's not catholic and m catholic and we r getting married before the end of this year. My dear, my mum was against it at first ,l talk to her that this is where my happiness lies and its him and no one else, I explained to my family and they understand.

Op put it in prayers , believe and faith . There's nothing GOD cannot do. That's my 2 cents sha!
TravelRe: Buses Collide Along Umuahia-okigwe Road (Graphic Photos) by joanana(f): 4:26am On May 23, 2016
olimeh13:
Federal Government need to continue construction on that road... That road is a death trap now....
.
I ply this road from owerri - okigwe - enugu by using peace mass transit, and to be honest to y'all PEACE MASS TRANSIT transport company driver are so careless with there rough drving attitude..
You have said it all. I avoid peace mass transit like a plague. I spent 4 years in nsukka and they are known for reckless driving and carelessness. When you tell the driver to slow down that's when he will increase the speed . I experienced it once and prayed like I have never prayed until I got to my destination and swore never to enter this company's bus again. If its not IFESINACHI ....I NO DEY ENTER OOOO.

God save your children ...this is really painful and tragic. Lord protect your children ...RIP to the dead and Lord console the families ....
HealthRe: How Does It Feel Going For A HIV/AIDS Test? by joanana(f): 9:29am On May 09, 2016
ireneony:
girl there is a vaccine for it to prevent contracting the disease. I was vaccinated long time ago
I know about the vaccine , i was taking after my hep test but i missed one vaccine so i have to start all over again. The Hep b & c vaccine is given to pregnant mothers during antenatal care.

The vaccine has a life span ... cant remember the number of years but i think its more than 10 years and you get vaccinated again.
HealthRe: How Does It Feel Going For A HIV/AIDS Test? by joanana(f): 11:48am On May 06, 2016
op i think you should create another thread " how does it feel going for Hepatitis Test"

This test is also very important..... guys and ladies that loves having unprotected sex please ensure your partners are faithful ...dont know how you can achieve it.... and they should go for both hiv, gonorrhea and hep b & c test. It is important oooooo


Please before you go raw with ur partners endeavour to find out his or her genotype and blood group cos at the hospital where i did my test this couple have been dating for more than 2 years and they dont know their genotype.. unfortunately the lady's preg test came out positive and they are both AS... IMAGINE....

i have said my own sha.....
HealthRe: How Does It Feel Going For A HIV/AIDS Test? by joanana(f): 11:48am On May 06, 2016
op i think you should create another thread " how does it feel going for Hepatitis Test"

This test is also very important..... guys and ladies that loves having unprotected sex please ensure your partners are faithful ...dont know how you can achieve it.... and they shoul go for both hiv, gonorrhea and hep b & c test. It is important oooooo


Please before you go raw with ur partners endeavour to find out his or her genotype and blood group cos at the hospital where i did my test this couple have been dating for more than 2 years and they dont know their genotype.. unfortunately the lady's preg test came out positive and they are both AS... IMAGINE....

i have said my own sha.....

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