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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 6:47pm On Nov 25, 2016

barrysome001:
So OP how can I meet a lady on nairaland too? This testimony can come from me too u know?

Be nice, make friends and it begins with friendship

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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 6:33pm On Nov 25, 2016

tobiasbeecher:
Abeg no mind me, I'm just joking dear. In fact this is my first time of using that word. HML

I know

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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 6:32pm On Nov 25, 2016

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Chukwu ga enye gi ejima n'aha Jisos!!![/color]

Amen!!!!! A bum Ejima, biko chukwu answer my prayer ooo amin, Ase!!!

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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 6:24pm On Nov 25, 2016

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Lol, shout out to our moms jor..

Nne, thank God u stood your ground.

Enjoy jare, ur next thread go be when u welcome ur first child

Iseeeeeeee...[/color]

Amen ooo. Ejima kam cho

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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 6:19pm On Nov 25, 2016

tobiasbeecher:
But he is an afonja na

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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 6:16pm On Nov 25, 2016

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Jonana, nne I mara ezigbo mma. Asa

I we nu onye yoruba. Nne, I respect u

Happy married life, God bless ur union.[/color]

Thanks.... Oye yoruba love me pass anything... Nna na so I Park for there Wella. When mama no gree at first I tell say na there my happiness dey. It's either him or no one else. Come see my mama now all over the place asking questions.... Ur hubby Don eat, is the food ok, abi make i bring more.. grin

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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 6:13pm On Nov 25, 2016

Riddler32:
Guys get in here @joanana is a simple gorgeous lady. Kudos to your creator, and parents.

Thanks

Romance › Re: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 6:05pm On Nov 25, 2016

DanPel:
Ase! i catch that.

Ase! Oooo I be Ejima oooo amen all the same

Romance › Re: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 5:33pm On Nov 25, 2016*

loopmangoat:
An igbo queen marying an afonja
I hope she will put some sense into him

Bia stop calling my boo of life afonja e nu na. O gini sef... I dey since Nooo indi bem ask me out... Now I marry the one wey love me pass anything, u dey call am afonja... Take ur time oooo tongue

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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 5:22pm On Nov 25, 2016

Lalalistica no do ojoro ooo. Post my photos on front page na.. Shey make i put snake first. tongue

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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 4:46pm On Nov 25, 2016*

Jenny1010:
God abeg pick my call oo

that cake is damn ugly though

It shows you are not artistic. One man food na other man poison na wa for you oooo. You are mouthed gan!

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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 4:31pm On Nov 25, 2016

misspicy:
Now this is more like it

Nairalanders getting married should post their usernames along with the prewedding,wedding and post wedding pictures,at least that will encourage other people.
Beautiful bride,groom and even cake.
Tribal bigots,this is a Yoruba and Igbo wedding o

Not the who dumped who stories I read here everyday.

Where my people,Mznaett and Edipee,what's up with you guys,abi Una dey wait for mungo park

Lalasticlala God Bless this marriage

Thanks

LALA shey u no go put my own for front page ni

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Romance › Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 4:02pm On Nov 25, 2016*

Oga Seun... I dey vex for you ooo. After I give u invite finish u no come abi... angry

if I catch you eh!

MET my boo on nl and today we are happily married.

Oga seun thank you na here I see my boo

Aunty abi na Uncle Lala do the needful na

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Romance › Re: Back From My First Ban! by joanana(f): 5:57pm On Nov 24, 2016

luminouz:
Sweet!

Thanks

Romance › Re: Back From My First Ban! by joanana(f): 3:49pm On Nov 24, 2016

luminouz:
Yaaaaayyy! Wey u been naaaaa! Was thinking Ur in another planet sef! Na one small iPod boy won form big daddy for me....dey insult my family.... But trust me Na...I arranged my own so tey his shadow cried n entered bike leaving him behind!

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Romance › Re: Back From My First Ban! by joanana(f): 3:48pm On Nov 24, 2016

luminouz:
Yaaaaayyy! Wey u been naaaaa! Was thinking Ur in another planet sef! Na one small iPod boy won form big daddy for me....dey insult my family.... But trust me Na...I arranged my own so tey his shadow cried n entered bike leaving him behind!

Na wedding I. Dey prepare for since I no dey here. I got married last weekend and I invited oga seun I know see am ooooo. Him no come and na fellow nairalander I marry. Anyway oga seun u fall man after I give u invite finish

Romance › Re: Back From My First Ban! by joanana(f): 8:35am On Nov 24, 2016

luminouz:
I have also missed rokiatu...ginaz....cindyrocks...joanana...aginjusola..greenfriend...dollarprincess.....Ngoben.....

Wetin you do wey make them ban. You don insult Mod abi. Good for you. You better arrange your mouth o.

Welcome back

Business › Re: Arrest MMM Promoters - House Of Reps To EFCC by joanana(f): 7:09pm On Nov 09, 2016

House of Assembly is it your money? I don't know what is wrong with our govt biko ni. Enemies of progress!!!! Long live Mmm. How e take affect una. In this time of late salary, no money and had economy, their comes hope for Nigerians... MMM. ABEG MAKE UNA PARK WELL O!!!

Whether na ponzi scheme or not... It pays!

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Business › Re: Arrest MMM Promoters - House Of Reps To EFCC by joanana(f): 7:02pm On Nov 09, 2016

dunkem21:

Misplaced priority. .. Merrybet duped me.. even after showing evidences that my bank account was debited and my bet account not credited for over a month now..

Which other scam are we talking about?

Talk to the owners or go to their office

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Phones › Samsung Galaxy 6 Edge 32gb And Apple Air 16gb For Sale by joanana(op): 3:13pm On Nov 09, 2016*

Samsung Galaxy S6 EDGE 32gb for sale #150, 000

Apple Air Tab 16gb #90,000

Interested call 08034145931.
The cost is negotiatable

Celebrities › Re: Davido: If I Die Bury Me In A Gucci Store, As He Lavishes Millions Shopping by joanana(f): 10:50am On Nov 03, 2016

Smellymouth:
David Adeleke aka Davido,is that your dying wish?

ask him oooo. dagrin talk him own, where is now, 6ft below!!!! davido the tongue is powerful and dont let ur enemies and the devil use it against you. undecided

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Career › Re: My Lebanese Boss Promises To Sack Me When Next I Bend Or Try To Collect His Bag by joanana(f): 10:45am On Nov 03, 2016

makelove2m:
bend it again and get fired,....................

hahahahahahaha!!! i know my colleagues will be looking at me laughing in front of my computer. You really cracked me up!!!!! grin

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Celebrates 3rd Wedding Anniversary, Gushes Over Lola Omotayo by joanana(f): 10:37am On Nov 03, 2016

kinggogo:
His wife looks older dan him evn with all d make up

Una can drink panadol for anther person headache e consin you eh!. na wa ooo

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Celebrities › Re: Dance Queen Kaffy Apologizes, Explains Why She Called Davido A Motherfucker by joanana(f): 1:33pm On Oct 26, 2016

Came:
Shut up when angry because you might regret whatever you will say is the lesson to learn.

Exactly!!!!! just keep quiet cos there are somethings that will be said and it can never be reversed!!!! I learnt a long time ago!!!even in my relationship. when m angry i dont burst out to start spewing rubbish... i just keep quiet and if my partner says anything , i will pick it up and use it against him to teach him to keep mute whenever hes angry. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Marriage Conditions For RCCG Members, House Of David by joanana(f): 6:40pm On Oct 19, 2016

what nonsense!!!!! rules and regulation ....this people are not serious. abeg after traditional marriage, go to the registry and take your wife home or wed in hubby church if its not rccg. Humans like to complicate things for themselves.

ps: all these rules will not stop the marriage to end in divorce if its get to that point mtcheeeeeeew shocked

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Education › Re: If You Had Your Junior Secondary In The Early Nineties You Are Probably Familiar by joanana(f): 6:05pm On Oct 17, 2016

i love she stoops to conquer and Animal Farm

Two legs good
Four Legs Bad!!

"All animals are equal but some animal are more equal than others"

Animal Farm Anthem
"Beasts of England, Beasts of Ireland,

Beasts of every land and clime,

Hearken to my joyful tidings

Of the Golden future time.

Soon or late the day is coming,

Tyrant Man shall be o'erthrown,

And the fruitful fields of England

Shall be trod by beasts alone'

I remember all becos my dad bought the movie and i read the book. it was fun
Those days.l.l....

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Crime › Re: Emir's Marriage To 14-Year-Old Girl Irreversible - Katsina Emirates Council by joanana(f): 9:51am On Oct 14, 2016

FriendChoice:
Waiting for you to quote that Quran verse or forever take your lies somewhere.

My question is very straight forward. Quran verse I said not Hadith? Don't deviate.

Even in the Hadith He married her @9 not 6. He was engaged to her @6. And married her when she attains puberty @9.

Shameless liar.

so for that brain wey God give make u use reason well, 9year old girl is matured to be married abi.

Nigeria will only progress when we keep religion aside and think with out heart and brains. Imagine a little girl that knows nothing at all . Kids that needs our protection from these wolves and you are defending them. May God have mercy on you. I know your type, u will give out your daughter at age 3 to a 50 years old dude. anupama!!!

Using religion to defend their evil acts !!!!

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Family › Re: I Can Forgive A Man That Cheats On Me But Never A Man That Gives Me Disease by joanana(f): 7:58am On Oct 13, 2016

Eleyi gidi gan.... . This is one is strong. They say it's a man's world and it's in their DNA to cheat on their wives and girlfriends. But the fact remains that when a man cheats and the woman finds out about it, shes expected to forgive him but when a woman cheats, she's either thrown out of her matrimonial home or get dumped by her bf.

I don't understand it at all. Before you quote me don't get me wrong, I dint support cheating in any relationship or marriage. Both parties should be Faithful to one another. They say when a man cheats that there's something the woman is not getting right. What if the lady in question has done everything to please her man and make him happy but the man is greedy and want to test waters. That sleeping with one woman is boring. They say it's like. Eating the same type soup all the time and need to change the taste. When you have accepted to eat that same soup forever!

Come on people, I have learnt from experience that no woman can change any man except the ma want to change. Cheating has its consequences just as the OP stated. What will be faith of their children? I can't imagine the stigma and what they will be going through.

Ladies if you know your man is not Faithful, and you know he cheating on u with some b@tch somewhere, please protect yourself and the future of your kids. Wheneber he comes to you tell him to use protection or you will take him to the doctor and get him tested. It's wither that or nothing. Maintain your stand.

Women that cheat on their husbands and bf what do u stand to gain really? Money, pleasure or what? Please if you must cheat at least protect yourself and if you can't since you are selfish, protect the innocent and ignorant bf or husband from STDS and HIV diseases. Same advice goes to men too.

If you want to die please die alone and leave your spouse to live a long healthy life. angry

Business › Re: Seven Banks Are Undercapitalised - Arqaam Capital Report by joanana(f): 12:13pm On Oct 11, 2016

GogetterMD:
3 of my banks are on the list. I think it's time to build a vault at home

Hahahaha haha grin

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Celebrities › Re: Uche Elendu's Marriage To Igweayimba Crashes - Tunezmediablog.com by joanana(f): 3:07pm On Oct 10, 2016

Queen for your small mind u catch big fish abi. No worry you know that KARMA is a b.i.@tch Your own dey Road dey wait for you. When the Bible says that no man should put asunder what God had joined. The one wey go hit go pass sunami.

Women can be so wicked and heartless. He's married and has two children . Ok I dey wait for you. You just use ur hand buy curse upon yourself. angry

Celebrities › Re: ''My Breakup With Toke Makinwa Almost Ruined My Business'' - Maje Ayida by joanana(f): 12:00pm On Oct 10, 2016

luminouz:
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Am Gud! No vex u hear? Oya chop small meat!

Lol

Celebrities › Re: ''My Breakup With Toke Makinwa Almost Ruined My Business'' - Maje Ayida by joanana(f): 11:57am On Oct 10, 2016

luminouz:
D head like mango part got me laughing! How u dey babe? Our in law to be!

My dear I dey oooo. How body? No kind the man jare

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