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HealthRe: She Has Been Menstruating For Over 2 Weeks, Please Help! by joanana(f): 10:37am On Feb 13, 2017
yemsai:
Doctors in the house pls help my frnd..she has been on her period since 30th of january till now.

It also happend 2 her early december..(she menstruated for more than 2 weeks) her normal period lasts for 4-5days.now she is very worried and she hasn't been using any drugs.

She was sick some weeks ago nd was given only injections..could this be d possible cause?if not pls wat is causing it? And what can she use 2 stop it? Thanks
Tho she will b going to see a doctor today..
Take her to clinic before she becomes anemic . This may be symptoms of something . Take her to see a gynecologist fast!!!!
EducationRe: Imo State University Has Refused To Graduate Me, Please Help!! by joanana(f): 3:25am On Feb 03, 2017
vingeophysicist:
u might not remember me but just know I knew u from 18 apena street olodi apapa Lagos.
Ah!!!!!!! U dey fall my hand
EducationRe: Imo State University Has Refused To Graduate Me, Please Help!! by joanana(f): 8:53am On Feb 02, 2017
vingeophysicist:
u marry Yoruba dude. God bless your marriage though.
You never answer my question o huh
FamilyRe: Newly-Wedded Lady Dies Hours After Giving Birth To A Bouncing Baby. Photos by joanana(f): 9:30pm On Feb 01, 2017
She's so young. Chai!!!!!!! God knows best
EducationRe: Imo State University Has Refused To Graduate Me, Please Help!! by joanana(f): 9:20pm On Feb 01, 2017
vingeophysicist:
joan achonye long time. Lol
Nwa nna who u be na. grin
EducationRe: Imo State University Has Refused To Graduate Me, Please Help!! by joanana(f): 1:54pm On Feb 01, 2017
OP m sorry this happened to you and its not easy. The fault is not yours but from the person that issue out Registration numbers to students. It happened to me too , i found out about it in my second when i couldn't find result for a particular course. Since my reg no was given before the other lady she was given a new reg no, and she had to change all the reg no from all the courses she took from fist year to second semester second year. Your HOD is just been lazy and very wicked. angry
CrimeRe: Thai Woman Tricked Into Carrying Drugs By Nigerian BF Sentenced To Life In Jail by joanana(f): 10:58am On Feb 01, 2017
ignorance is not an excuse . God will judge that Uche for putting into this poo angry
InvestmentRe: MMM: Is It Only Me That Observe This? by joanana(f): 4:17pm On Jan 27, 2017
ibibiofirstlady:
I observe that participants dont't redeem their PH pledge on MMM. I have almost 200 thousand naira with them. I requested help (GH) on the 14th and I have been matched and rematched, yet none of those people have paid even a kobo. Though I am not "poor" but I need back my money. Someone on palmchat advised me to forget it but I just can't.

I don't know whether I am the only one facing this challenge.
Dont worry, i head that any participant that pleged to ph and refuses to pay will not only get their account block but there mavors will be deleted. they will wont be able to login to write to support. just be patient you may get ur money back smiley
HealthRe: How Do I Tell My Fiancee She Has Vaginal Odour So That She Won't Feel Bad? by joanana(f): 11:30am On Jan 26, 2017
FromZeroToHero:
Hi everyone,

There is this lady I want to marry. We've done introduction and about doing our Trad wedding. But my problem is that she has a vaginal odour. Is not as if she is dirty o, but i don't know the cause of that odour despite her neatness.

Please, does anyone know the cause and remedy of vaginal Odour. Thanks
she has an infection. When the virgina smells, its cos of infection and ask her if she douche often cos it bad for any woman to do that. The Vagina cleans itself. Tell her to see a gynecologist. As her husband to be, you should tell her and if you had unprotected sex with her , oga for to the hospital or test oooo. my two cents sha!
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Wedding [joanana & Tman14] by joanana(op): 10:28am On Jan 24, 2017
Sincere4u:
Woaw, Joanana happy married life o.
Some don't believe they can meet their spouse online,
They are still living in the olden days when it comes to marriage yet they no longer write letters and post at the post offices but use emails and other messaging apps. They make use of mobile phones rather than travel the distance to meet with who they want to converse with etc. Hypocrisy is the word.
Technology has gone ahead and the wise ones avail themselves the opportunities it brings while others continue to wallow in hypocrisy and limiting themselves to their environments.

HAPPY MARRIED LIFE jare!!!!.
Thanks grin
PhonesRe: How To Unlock Your Swift, Smile Etc MIFI To Use Ntel Sim. by joanana(f): 10:43pm On Jan 13, 2017
femi4:
11881663
Please help me get the unlock code for this modem

Product Information:

SWIFT 4G LTE
HUAWEI: B310s-927
IMEI: 866175024200415

Thanks
InvestmentRe: Who Has Been Matched For Payment After MMM Opened? by joanana(f): 3:47pm On Jan 13, 2017
kretoz:
Joana why not reply in the native dialect you were using before, Ihu go nke kariri gi ike, Dummy that managed to learn how to write ewu in igbo, I thought you were forming u can write in your dialect, why writing in pigeon language, No darling write in ibo Iti mpataka, eje kwala guo akwukwo bara onwe gi uru, Ezi bida, bia ka m zi gi ako, otule, next time never you use foul language on someone you met on social media especially when you know next to nothing about the language you are using, Ikwukwurikwu
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InvestmentRe: Who Has Been Matched For Payment After MMM Opened? by joanana(f): 3:41pm On Jan 13, 2017
protocoll:
......

i only see a dog barking.....
lol a very big Dog grin grin grin grin grin
InvestmentRe: Who Has Been Matched For Payment After MMM Opened? by joanana(f): 3:39pm On Jan 13, 2017
kretoz:
Ike agwula gi, aturu, I Kara iputa kwughe onu ozo, Onuku, jisiri ike muta ka esi ede ewu na -akwukwo biara imanyere m onu, Stupid boy you thought I can't write and speak ibo and that was what gave you the guts to use foul ibo languages, next time try and use English or pigeon that everyone understands when writing cos you never can tell whom you are chatting with, idiot, Ka m nukwa onu gi ozo,
You see y i say u no get brain? cos m saying the truth? you are really daft. a very big Idiot. chai!!!! who is a boy? You dont know the differece btw a boy and a girl. Chai!!!! who do u dis kai thing ooo? Ewu!!!! Keep shut jare!!!. See as you dey disgrace yourself up and down for nairaland. Please keep shut ok!!!!
InvestmentRe: Who Has Been Matched For Payment After MMM Opened? by joanana(f): 3:24pm On Jan 13, 2017
kretoz:
To all NL's, Once you GH please cancel everything and don't PH, MMM doesn't even have money to pay those that are expecting 50k and above, what makes you think that you will get your money back once you PH, fellow NL's use ur head, as for the Oke mkpi that's quoting me up and down di ka ofogori, Jisie ike, Nwa Uwa mmebi, Onuku, Ichere na o bu so gi mara asu igbo, Ikwukwuriku Osoha nsukoogodo
See my fellow Oke mkpi , chai Nwa nna go clean your mouth well u hear. Leave MMM participants alone eeee. stop sucking their blood oooo. leave them alone ichie Oke mkpi tongue
InvestmentRe: Who Has Been Matched For Payment After MMM Opened? by joanana(f): 3:16pm On Jan 13, 2017
Dicksonpal:
So bad belles are begging people not to pH hahahaha, the hustle and bad Belle is real
NNa eh!!!! i just wonder. Them say MMM crash, now MMM is back and they are at it again like mosquitoes sucking the blood of MMM participants grin
InvestmentRe: Who Has Been Matched For Payment After MMM Opened? by joanana(f): 3:06pm On Jan 13, 2017
kretoz:
Mr Fo,ol ,I kept my opinion to myself by not quoting you, can you stop displaying ur stupidity by not quoting me, the last I checked, I didn't ask for your opinion, I have as equal rights as you to comment so why the bashing, please respect yourself and try not to quote me again after all if anything happens, You people will flood NL with stories that touch the left ventricle, I will continue to shout it out that anyone who dares to PH after GH is a big Fool, GH and run faster than ur shadow
See as u disgrace yourself. Taking panadol for another man medicine. who is the fool here? Chai Ndo e. I don see you wey get brain, since you are the BIGGER FOOL, just keep shut and watch as things unfold. It is not your money, it is not ur risk. U get brain at all. Now i know say that brain of yours dey for ur anus. because if e dey for proper location , u for get sense. Mtcheeew!!!!!!!! Please receive sense!!

Who do this kain thing e no go better for that person, ah see as him just dey FOOL around nairaland. Ewu!!!

MMM this MMM that, we no go hear word again even this MUMU sef don turn expert on MMM topics . Mtchew!!!!!! Leave the participants of MMM alone eeeeeee Una be like mosquito, just commenting rubbish on things you know nothing about. tongue
InvestmentRe: Who Has Been Matched For Payment After MMM Opened? by joanana(f): 2:53pm On Jan 13, 2017
kretoz:
My dear you are definitely right, Believe me when I say that this ponzi scheme knows how to brainwash their clients better than business Men, it's either they purposely came back to gain their clients confidence and then crash big time or they believe that those whose GH is below 20k are the low income earners hence it will be better to pay them in order to reduce the possibility of suicide, I thank God it's back but I repeat only a fool will PH after GH, watching in 3D, to know what will happen to those that PHed thousands and millions, A word is enough for the wise
Na wa oooo People can not mind there business, when the system stabilize na the same haters go go behind go invest in the system.

Bia keep your opinion to urself whether them ph or gh it is there money, their risk and not yours. Stop saying things that you dont know about. You all said MMM has crashed, people will commit suicide, this and that, But u all have eaten your words. Park well abeg. Leave MMM participants alone, stop giving opinons and suggestions on things you know nothing about. When will people learn to mind their business na wa ooo. angry
InvestmentRe: Who Has Been Matched For Payment After MMM Opened? by joanana(f): 2:41pm On Jan 13, 2017
Gflat:
Giving yourself hope wouldn't revive the ponzi scheme you indulged in with a 100% accuracy. You were gullible once don't be myopic now.

Nigerians are the most irrational set of lazy heads who depends on free cash for survival.

Try to make them see the fact about MMM being a ponzi (scam) scheme then they come at you with

"is it your money?"

" Why do people get angry while others are making it?"

Mr, you are not making it, in fact you are dumber than you were because before you indulged into MMM your brain was working around the clock trying to figure out means to an end but now you are relaxed with the hope that "I will get Gh/Ph (I don't even care what it is called) by the end of the month.

Is that not the stupidest thing ever? shocked


Please show me without making references to your uncle who we know doesn't have a reputation or your ghost friend who we don't give a Bleep about.

Can you Show me One person who got wealthy through ponzi schemes.

Please don't make references to that bald headed guilder of whatever you guys call it and I hope your brain is working well enough for you to know the difference between riches and wealth.


After waiting carefully for 1hour nobody could answer that question they were only abusing grin

MMM participants are even dumber than I thought. I mean you can't even mention just one person? I Mena just onehuh

Jesus fücking Christ! grin
E concern you. Na your money them use . How e take affect you. Please leave MMM participants alone. na wa ooo stop taking panadol for another man medicine. if you like preach from now till tomorrow, call it ponzi scheme or whatever you like MMM will continue u hear. Besides its there risk, its there money. Mind your business abeg. Park well abeg angry
InvestmentRe: MMM Nigeria Is Back! by joanana(f): 2:30pm On Jan 13, 2017
KahlDrogo:
Aunty, i provided help around novermber 16th. I am overdue to get help. The system is faulty. Im not the only having this problem.
The system is not faulty. Everybody is trying to get help at the same time how u think say the system go react. imagine 3million people trying to comment on a topic on nairaland, na all go go at once. just relax and try later. I tried many times and tr=ied again few minutes ago and was able to gh. GHing is not the issue it is the first step, na matching your gh with ph is the real issue. So Uncle chilax, the system is back and you will get your money ok.
InvestmentRe: MMM Nigeria Is Back! by joanana(f): 1:47pm On Jan 13, 2017
KahlDrogo:
What maturity date? If his mavro wasnt green would he request for help? Ive been geting the same reply since i logged in. Mine matured the same day mavros were frozen in decenber. The system is faulty, simple.
confirmed marvors!!!! that means your account must be green before u can gh
InvestmentRe: MMM Nigeria Is Back! by joanana(f): 1:39pm On Jan 13, 2017
Lustig:
WARNING!!! The next idea na to collect as MANY people money as possible then close shops. Better collect una money run o!
smh... speechless
InvestmentRe: MMM Nigeria Is Back! by joanana(f): 1:37pm On Jan 13, 2017
Skain:
OK well said.
After you must have gotten help yourself. I guess
Nope. before getting help. wink
InvestmentRe: 8 Reasons Why MMM Is A Perfect Scam by joanana(f): 12:49pm On Jan 13, 2017
please non participants of MMM stop saying what u dont know. Leave the system alone. Na una money dey there. How e take affect una. i just dont get it!!. Keep your opinions and suggestions to urself. na wa ooo angry angry angry angry angry
InvestmentRe: MMM Nigeria Is Back! by joanana(f): 12:37pm On Jan 13, 2017
Skain:
The rate at which people will request for help, I wonder who is going to provide the help. Just asking though
i will provide help same with other participants that believes in the system. Dont worry about how many people will ph u hear. undecided
InvestmentRe: MMM Nigeria Is Back! by joanana(f): 12:18pm On Jan 13, 2017
elvisojugo:
who don GH successfully?
i don gh ooo but e b like say them don stop the gh now
TV/MoviesRe: Vikings Season 5 is here by joanana(f): 8:13am On Jan 12, 2017
Akanniade:
Season 3 finale
Thanks
TV/MoviesRe: Vikings Season 5 is here by joanana(f): 2:50pm On Jan 11, 2017
Akanniade:
My best Ragnar moment was-rising out of the coffin and holding the french princess hostage.
what season and episode. i d like to see it.
RomanceRe: I Caught This 2 Of My Neighbors In Bathroom And Immediately Took Their Pic (PIC) by joanana(f): 6:22pm On Jan 07, 2017
Op if I catch you. Lol grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Huge Snake Killed In Alagbole, Ogun State (Video) by joanana(f): 6:02pm On Jan 07, 2017
Python ke.. That na Anaconda o. Nigerian version. Thank God they killed it. That snake can wipe out an entire village. shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Igbo Girls Stay Away From Yoruba Guys by joanana(f): 11:31am On Jan 06, 2017
Eastactivist:
Igbos are nothing like yorubas.
Indeed !!!!! Tribe has got nothing to do with the persons character u hear. whether yoruba, igbo, hausa and others ....

stop comparing as if all igbo men are good . same goes to other tribes u hear. Do not judge a mans character becos of his tribe

Nwanna leave that thing jare
RomanceRe: Igbo Girls Stay Away From Yoruba Guys by joanana(f): 9:47am On Jan 06, 2017
ItsQuinn:
No they don't....they dont know how to take care of any girl talk more of an igbo girl. You guys lack nurturing skills, no offense smiley
Dont say so!! they take of their women!!! maybe you met met the stingy ones. same goes to the igbo tribe too

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