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Foreign AffairsRe: Beirut: Mass Evacuation As Israel Prepares retaliatory strikes Against Hezbollah by JoburgPlug: 10:36am On Mar 02
CHAI!!!... Hezbollah don buy better market. Wahalla everywhere I swear.
PetsRe: What Breed Is This Please by JoburgPlug: 4:46pm On Feb 06
That's definitely not a Rottweiler, Rotts only come in one colour and that is Black and Tan. Say hello to that Ekuke for me.



Signed
Joburgplug.
Foreign AffairsRe: Captain Ibrahim Traoré: The Soldier Selling Africa False Hope by JoburgPlug: 5:12pm On Apr 28, 2025
Look at them Vultures and enemies of Africa. It will never be well with those trying to bring down Traore.
PoliticsRe: Anyone Seen On Dreads Should Be Arrested And Fined - Governor Bago by JoburgPlug: 7:58am On Apr 23, 2025
mhmsadyq:
The good people that keep dreads are largely entertainers.
I can't remember seeing any serious proffessional anywhere in the world with dread.
You can educate me.
A lot of foolishness from the head where that came from. You will find bankers with dreads and tattoos in SA.
PoliticsRe: Anyone Seen On Dreads Should Be Arrested And Fined - Governor Bago by JoburgPlug: 7:54am On Apr 23, 2025
Height of foolishness SMH.
HealthRe: Student Commits Suicide After Catching Girlfriend Cheating On Him (Photos) by JoburgPlug: 1:36pm On Apr 19, 2025
Is this a case of Natural selection?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Does Nairaland Need Right Now? by JoburgPlug: 1:06am On Apr 15, 2025
Zero tolerance for Tribalism, it’s making this forum less interesting.
Foreign AffairsRe: Igor Kirillov: Bomb Blast Kills Senior Russian General In Moscow by JoburgPlug: 10:05am On Dec 17, 2024
Foul play there.
Foreign AffairsRe: SA Police Trap 4,000 Migrant Miners Underground Without Food & Water - PICTURES by JoburgPlug: 8:33pm On Nov 14, 2024
As long as they are not trapped in there, let them come out and face the law. It’s that simple
RomanceRe: I Am Not A Weak And Understanding Wife. My Husband Is Afraid Of Me - Lady by JoburgPlug: 9:15pm On Nov 02, 2024
Got nothing to much to say though. A lot of men have lost their balls.
PetsRe: Rottweiler Catches A Thief And Refuses To Let Him Go (Video) by JoburgPlug: 12:29pm On Jun 14, 2024
Desusi:
If there's any domestic animals l hate mostly, its dog.My wife love to have dog,but l hated it.But with this story, l think,l should have one,particularly Rottweiler.
Please note, Dog breeds like Rotts. are not meant for first timers without experience of handling dogs. You might end up buying a dog that will become threat to you and your family. I'll advise you get a German Shepherd dog as a beginner. Thank me later
PetsRe: Rottweiler Catches A Thief And Refuses To Let Him Go (Video) by JoburgPlug: 12:25pm On Jun 14, 2024
Hoelujohn:
I use to think one can just kick a dog with leg and it will run away
I'm sure now you will have a rethink. Dogs are deadly, mostly the larger breeds that are particular bred and trained for protection.
PetsRe: Man Finds His Dog Hanging Dead (Video) by JoburgPlug: 8:36am On May 17, 2024
Same thing happened to my dog (Boerboel), luckily for me I was just opposite my house. Else, the story would have ended like this.
CrimeRe: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by JoburgPlug: 12:29pm On Jan 07, 2024
Nice decision.
PetsRe: Nigerian Vet Doctor Takes To His Heels After A Pitbull Loosens Self From Chain by JoburgPlug: 4:23pm On Nov 14, 2023
Foolish vet Doctor, foolish dog owner with an Alpha Pitbull. What kinda doctor injects a dog without a muzzle and what kinda dog owner tells a stranger to run when his/her dog cuts a leash? That dog probably isn’t hers.
BusinessRe: How To Get Cheap PIA Premium VPN In Nigeria by JoburgPlug: 6:52pm On Oct 13, 2023
WorkTheTalk:
Get your PIA Premium VPN here
How much is it?
PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu's Hope Initiative Disburses N500 Million To 500 Families In Jos by JoburgPlug: 7:12am On Sep 13, 2023
Audio money, Audio sharing.
FamilyRe: My To Be In-laws Are Frustrating Me by JoburgPlug: 3:01pm On Jul 25, 2023
Humblelion1987:
Good morning nairaland family, please I have a serious issue which I need your advice.
I met my fiancee 1st March 2022 and everything clicked, within few weeks, we are like people who have been together for years because we share many things in common, we are birthday mates, we like the same food, we are practically like twins. I work as a Key account manager in charge of my region in one of the leading multinational company here in Nigeria, why she works as an RN(registered nurse) in one of the top private hospital in the state I base too. I will be 33yrs by September while she will be 25years the same date and month. We are supposed to get married by May this year because am ready and she is ready too, but the parents have been frustrating me, one that am not from there state, we passed through that phase and fixed our traditional wedding next month, the mum and her people now came up with another issue that she must travel abroad before getting married, even when I have tried convincing them that I can't prevent there daughter from traveling even after marriage because I have been nursing same ambition too.

When I met my fiancee, she has been doing bad in her ihealth exams not until I came into her life. I have purchased the form three times in a space of 6 months plus her form for CBT and I do practically everything for my woman. Since we met, she doesn't touch her salary, she doesn't stress herself much about house duties, both washing, cooking and other things because as a bachelor, those are the things I enjoyed doing. I love her so much and she love me too, but am totally confused on what to do as the parents have said point blank that she can only get married when she travels to UK.

She had a serious fight with the parents last night and the mum even called me and told me that if I can't abide by there rules, I should forget about there daughter. Am the only son and my parents are not aware of the situation.

I don't know there problem because as a young man, I leave in a comfortable bungalow, drives good car outside my official car and equally employed one of her siblings on a temporary project am running for my office, which they both earn 60k monthly.

Please I need advise on how to go about this as I have two options in my mind. Should I move on and forget all the money I have spent so far or should I stand by my fiancee who loves me so much and finish the fight?
Don't argue or force things with her or her parents. Just get her pregnant and watch her parents come running after you.
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by JoburgPlug: 1:58am On Jul 13, 2023
Hello guys,

I just started following this thread today and I must say that i have really missed a lot. I remember someone telling me about Domaining as far back 2015 and this thread started 2016.

Please guys in the house, Your loyal boy just enrolled and I've already started reading. Along the line I'll definitely ask questions.

Please carry me along. Thanks to everyone here in advance.
BusinessRe: KYC: House Of Reps Directs CBN To Halt Social Media Handles Requirement by JoburgPlug: 8:23pm On Jul 12, 2023
Nice decision. Not that our securities have been able to track down most of the kidnappers, fulani herdsman, Bokoharam sects after collecting huge amounts from their targets.

Our security operatives knows exactly what to do if they really want to do their job. Follow the money and that's it.
BusinessRe: Breaking Fuel Subsidy Palliatives: Tinubu Seeks N500bn, Writes NASS by JoburgPlug: 6:36pm On Jul 12, 2023
He..he, let's see how this plays out.
BusinessRe: Benin Port: Edo NLC Hails Obaseki On Emergence Of Preferred Bidder, Mota Engil A by JoburgPlug: 6:34pm On Jul 12, 2023
One good news to end the day. Kudos to Gov. Godwin Obaseki.
PoliticsRe: Under Ayade, Govt Approvals Were Done Via Whatsapp - Ogbeche by JoburgPlug: 10:06am On Jul 11, 2023
Download Vyke App and thank me later
EducationRe: Anambra State Government’s Position On JAMB/Mmesoma Ejikeme Matter by JoburgPlug: 11:56am On Jul 05, 2023
priceactionx:
Jamb has to defend herself because there are too much of blackmail and one sided sentiments against them. They may not be saint but they need to protect their image cos this case is being monitored from schools abroad too. And hope you know the reasons.
This is my personal submissions with what I have seen and watched so far:
The reason she is twisting and tweaking the facts before her now is that she has seen all what jamb spoke person presented as some basic facts, there by nailing her. I think He even said Jamb has over 10 major evidences that won't be revealed to the public because of their software data protection until when necessary.
All the timecodes of everything she did with her phone number and response she got from the SMS ( that message that she claimed she sent from her screenshot returned to give her original results which the jamb spoke person printed the whole attempt and response out but she likely deleted the response she got) , the outdated software that jamb no longer installed, and the Airtel SMS log was printed out and explained how it works .
She is scared now.
That thing is done with the knowledge of her dad for the reason best known to him and he is covering her. The way he answered his interview has given him away. May be they were not expecting that 24x as her original result , or want to trick people for scorlarship and so on or over awarded her with bogus figures from cafe.

They should pick the guy at the cafe she printed that result.. they are the one that gave her assurance and the authentication of that result and she fell for it with her dad. That's my thoughts.
But she is likely going to be prosecuted. She should go and get a strong lawyer.
Something like this made jamb upgraded their software and templates 2 years ago. The guy did exactly the same thing and sued jamb 2 billion naira for rejecting their own results that it was fake and he didn't get the highest score. Later started apologizing when the court saw all the evidences against him.
Jamb under oloyede is a no nonsense. He will mess her up alot.
If his regional people didn't blackmail and escalate this, it would have slided cos jamb said she is not the only one doing that but they overlooked others cos they can't use the results for admission but just to deceive may be uneducated parents.
Waiting for her lawyers from her tribe, that gave jamb 24/48 hours deadlines to apologize openly or get sued. Waiting for them to sue Jamb and see how their chambers will get ruined and get penalised heavily for supporting criminality out of sentiments.
Nice contribution until you started being tribalistic, Nairaland is getting ruined. SMH
TV/MoviesRe: You Remember The NTA Ladies Of The 1970-90s? by JoburgPlug: 10:24am On Jul 05, 2023
The world is coming to an end bro, You can see and smell the signs already.
PhonesRe: Best Way To Reset A Stolen Iphone by JoburgPlug: 5:33pm On Jul 02, 2023
After erasing successful, you are stuck on Activation phase (icloud activation) where you are required to enter the icloud login details of previous/original user.

So it's all nonsense.
PhonesRe: Iphone 8+ 256gb Available by JoburgPlug: 10:12am On Jun 03, 2023
What is the battery health %?
TravelRe: Moove Is Impounding Uber Drivers’ Cars In Nigeria by JoburgPlug: 8:42am On May 31, 2023
More like modern day slavery but you can't blame them after you out your hands for wetin pass your power.
ComputersRe: Dell Latitude 7450 • Core I7 • 12gb Ram • 256gb Ssd by JoburgPlug: 5:24pm On Apr 08, 2023
Where are you located?
What generation and drop your contact details.
CareerRe: The #nairalife Of A POS Agent Forced To Plot New Business Moves by JoburgPlug: 2:50pm On Feb 13, 2023
Slow and steady brah, You'll get there
EducationRe: How I Handled A Cultist That Slapped My Girlfriend by JoburgPlug: 9:41pm On Jan 30, 2023
You did well bros, Your brain dey work. Nothing else matters cause you just disappointed the devil ith his machinations .
PhonesRe: Iphone Imei Showing This Pls Advise by JoburgPlug: 5:36pm On Jan 22, 2023
The estimated date of production is just an error. Confirm ye has the iCloud login details and if yes, it's all good. That's the only thing you should be worried about because the Find my iPhone ( icloud lock) is active.

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