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SportsRe: Transfer - Tottenham Set Their Sights On Sergio Ramos by joceey(m): 12:40pm On Dec 29, 2020
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SportsRe: "I Can Invite Ronaldo & Messi To Dinner" - Player Of The Year Lewandowski by joceey(m): 12:11pm On Dec 29, 2020
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SportsRe: Messi Didn't Break Pele's Record - Santos by joceey(m): 12:10pm On Dec 29, 2020
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SportsRe: Ajara Njoya Nchout Joins Atletico Madrid. by joceey(m): 8:20am On Dec 29, 2020
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 26th Dec 2020 by joceey(m): 11:53am On Dec 26, 2020
Luvdmx:
The person with the first correct score line get a token of #2.8k credit recharge card. Drop your scoreline before kick-off
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Lei 1-1 Manu scoreline
SportsRe: Africa Gets Four Automatic Slots For 2023 Women’s World Cup by joceey(m): 12:20am On Dec 25, 2020
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SportsRe: Promoter Seeking Venue For Joshua-fury Clash by joceey(m): 5:46am On Dec 24, 2020
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SportsRe: Best Formation In Football by joceey(m): 6:09pm On Dec 21, 2020
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SportsRe: Shanghai Shenhua Insists Ighalo Must Return After Manchester United Loan by joceey(m): 7:58pm On Dec 18, 2020
[size=8pt][/size] huh cool
SportsRe: Rivers United May Miss Celtic Clash After Visa Delay by joceey(m): 7:58pm On Dec 18, 2020
cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lagos Govt Violates Court Order In Demolishing Mr. Biggs Maryland Outlet by joceey(m): 10:46pm On Dec 13, 2020
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RomanceRe: Advice Needed; My Wife Is Stingy by joceey(m): 9:01pm On Dec 09, 2020
Queenserah26:
God no go shame you bros, take heart. Your own dey come. Hustle and be positive.
I just love u instantly because of what you just wrote. When a woman with a good heart talks u will appreciate,the one's with wisdom GOD bless u
RomanceRe: Where Can I Download Past Football Matches by joceey(m): 9:02am On Dec 09, 2020
What do you want to use it for huhtell me first
SportsRe: Ighalo Set For First Champions League Start For Manchester United by joceey(m): 5:00pm On Dec 08, 2020
good for him grin
SportsRe: Smiles by joceey(op):
Tt
BusinessProminent Businessman, Harry Akande, Dies At 77 by joceey(op): 4:03pm On Dec 05, 2020
Prominent businessman and former presidential aspirant, Chief Harry Ayoade Akande, is dead. He was aged 77.

A statement issued by his son, Mr. Olumide Akande, on behalf of the family said he died in the early hours of Saturday following a brief illness.

“Chief Harry Akande was an astute businessman of international repute whose legacy and influence cut across continents,” the statement sai

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/12/05/prominent-businessman-harry-akande-dies-at-77/
RomanceSide Effects Of Mobile Phones In Today's Marriages* by joceey(op): 7:08am On Dec 04, 2020
Mr. Husband and wife were at home
A male friend visited Mr. Husband
Later, they decided to see another friend in the neighborhood and used Mr Husband friend's car
Wife realised that Mr. Husband forgot to take his phone with him
She searched her husband's phone (in their characteristic manner�)
Wow! Bisi (side chick) sent a message to Mr. Husband; *hello darling, I have really missed you. Are we seeing tomorrow?*
Wife became maaaaadddd!
She got really craaaazyyyy!
She smashed the phone to the wall �
Still not satisfied...
She looked around, breathing heavily
She picked a 4x4 plank...
...broke the TV in the room upstairs
Rushed to the sitting room and broke the TV, the chandelier and other expensive decorations in the living room upstairs
She rushed�‍♀️ downstairs like a mad dog �
...and smashed the large smart TV , home theater and other valuables with the plank
Ahhhhh!
Ehhhhhh!
Uhhhhhhh! She kept shouting and breathing heavily at the same time
She ran into the compound...
Destroyed Mr. Husband's 2 cars (an SUV and a Camry) completely�‍♂�
...the windscreen, side mirrors, all the lights were completely shattered��
Mr Husband and friend came in at that point in time (after the deed has been done)
They grabbed her...
She was still shouting like a lunatic
Ahhhhh ehhhh leave me alone, Leave me alone...
She was tied and taken to the nearest police station
A police team came in to take pictures and videos
Mr. Husband called wife's family to go and see their daughter at the police station
Her family bailed her and headed to Mr. Husband's house
They saw the magnitude of what she did and pleaded seriously...
...mabinu, kò ní se béè mó ( don't be annoyed, she won't do that again)
Mr Husband smiled� and said "I will take her back on 1 condition".
His wife and family should replace everything she destroyed in 1 month.
They begged seriously but Mr Husband said No!!!
They took their daughter away...
One month, Two months, 3 months, wife's family could not replace the destroyed properties and his wife was still with them
Mr Husband headed to court and with the overwhelming evidences from the police, the marriage was dissolved.���
One month after, Mr Husband married Bisi (side chick�)
Bisi is now driving Ex madam's car
Bisi is now enjoying where she did not sow
Honestly, Bisi is calm and beautiful�
Bisi gave birth to twins for Mr Husband. Two lovely boys...
Bisi is a happy woman today because her husband's phone is an abomination to her�
Mrs. Ex-wife became a single mother of 2
She is sad...
Always looking sad
*Ó mà se o!* (What a pity)
Whenever people ask Mrs ex-wife why she's a single mother, she keeps saying *"oloriburuku ni okunrin'* (men are unfortunate beings) he left me and the children for his side chick
When asked further *"what did you do to deserve such treatment?"* ...
She starts crying and sobbing���
*"I didn't do anything. I suffered with him. He just threw us out just like that"*
Some of her foolish sympathisers would say, *Men are the same... Oloriburuku ni gbogbo won*
WOMEN, FEAR GOD!!!
_____________________
The Big question is,
WHAT REALLY CAUSED THE DIVORCE?
Ans; *Mobile phone*
If you want to have a happy home, *desist from searching your husband's phones.*
And the same goes to men *desist from searching your wife phone,its dangerous, you might not recovered from what you will see*
A few words is enough for the Wise.
*THIS WAS CULLED FROM A TRUE LIFE STORY*���
AutosRe: Automatic Gearbox Doctor; Before Replacing Your Gearbox Contact Us Now by joceey(m): 7:00pm On Nov 22, 2020
nemadfsyahooc:
After diagnosing. Do u repair or recommend where to repair
Nice question to ask
CelebritiesRe: Laycon's Fans Buy Benz E350 For Him As His 27th Birthday Gift by joceey(m): 10:05pm On Nov 08, 2020
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TravelRe: Update On Third Mainland Bridge Repairs (Week 15) by joceey(m): 10:45am On Nov 02, 2020
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AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by joceey(m): 7:11am On Nov 01, 2020
IMOHS:
NO REGRETS. NA JUST ONE PANEL BEATER WEY I SAY MAKE E WORK ON MY EXHAUST WEY GO TRIGGER MY CHECK ENGINE LIGHT GIVING ME P0420 CODE,AFTER SCANNING AND TEST I WAS TOLD MY O2 SENSOR IS BAD, I JUST TIRE. WILL HAVE TO FIX DAT.
HOWS YOUR FOCUS DOING?
Pls i want to ask if you were with the panel beater when he was fixing it?if not try n check your exhaust catalyst if the panel beater haven't remove the catalyst in that exhaust
AutosRe: Neatly Used Toyota Camry Muscle 2009 For Sale by joceey(m): 9:59pm On Oct 18, 2020
is it still avaliable
SportsRe: Romero’s Wife Blasts Man Utd After Collapsed Everton Switch by joceey(m): 10:03am On Oct 06, 2020
Eeyah
RomanceRe: Could The Pregnancy Be Mine? by joceey(m): 1:55pm On Sep 09, 2020
DXNNigeria:
Lalasticlala, Please help me out with this
Help you out ke ,when lala turn doctor undecided
HealthRe: Help! Movement Of Objects All Over My Body by joceey(m): 10:07pm On Aug 29, 2020
[quote author=Acrofab post=93368838]ogba area, inbox me I will tell u what to do
HealthRe: Help! Movement Of Objects All Over My Body by joceey(m): 9:56pm On Aug 29, 2020
Where do u reside is it lagos? With 300 to 400 naira I will tell u want to get and use you will vomit or defecate every spiritual arrow in your body u are through dream.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by joceey(m): 3:14pm On Aug 29, 2020
Asquare84:
I don't know what Nigeria mechanic gain by stealing car idomie, most of my official car idomie were stollen by mechanic
They sell the catalyst in the exhaust does nigeria mechanic are rough be watch them very well
CareerRe: Banking Or Internet Fraud by joceey(m): 1:55pm On Aug 29, 2020
You better exercise patience and don't beat the gun wait for your time.Be contended with what you have at 24yrs and be prayerful GOD bless u
CrimeRe: Burial Of Man & His Pregnant Wife Killed In Yenagoa, Bayelsa By Cultists (Photos by joceey(m): 10:28am On Aug 29, 2020
J111333:
Oh my God, I don't like this.
Just look at those cute kids, what will happen to them?
Now they will separated by uncles and aunties, oh my God.

How I wish I can adopt all of them, raise and keep them together because they will need that togetherness to pull through this horrible tragedy.

My only hope is that one of their grandmas is still young and well to do so that she can raise these kids all together. I personally won't mind contributing to their feeding and school fees if the scenario that I hope for works out.
cry cry
YOU HAVE A GOOD AND PURE HEART MAY GOD BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY Amen
SportsRe: Predict Correct Score Tonight Match And Win 1 Thousand Naira Recharge Card. by joceey(m): 6:38pm On Aug 23, 2020
Psg 0-0 Bayern
Penalty kick in favour of Bayern Munich

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