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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Insult Me When She Is Angry by joceey(m): 9:55pm On May 09, 2020
she has bad behaviour and character that is why are suitors continue to dump her like a banana peel ,you better dump her before she break your head with bottle...............runnnnnn lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Shey U Still Remember by joceey(m): 7:08pm On May 09, 2020
which one be dis angry
RomanceRe: (cafco)canada Africa Economic Forum...powered By Globe Chamber Of Commerce by joceey(m): 1:16pm On May 08, 2020
CAEF:
CANADA AFRICA ECONOMIC FORUM joint trade program of Africa and Canadian government promoting and supporting bilateral economic relations on business development,investments, joint trade and economic cooperation and education exchange
like to know more and how can i apply thank you.
RomanceRe: Need Advice On AC And AS Gentoype by joceey(m): 6:45pm On May 07, 2020
Types of Genotype

The genotypes in humans are AA, AS, AC, SS. They refer to the hemoglobin gene constituents on the red blood cells. AC is rare whereas AS and AC are abnormal.
Genotype Compatibility Chart
Study this table below carefully:
AA + AA = AA, AA, AA, AA (Excellent)
AA + AS = AA, AS, AA, AS, (Good)
AA + SS = AS, AS, AS, AS, (Fair)
AA + AC = AA, AA, AA, AC. (Good)
AS + AS = AA, AS, AS, SS, (Very Bad)
AS + SS = AS, SS, SS, SS, (Very Bad)
AS + AC = AA, AC, AS,SS. (Bad; Advice needed)
SS + SS = SS, SS, SS, SS, (Very Bad)
AC + SS = AS, AS, SS, SS, (Very Bad)
AC + AC = AA, AC, AC, SS. ( Bad; Advice needed)
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Arabian Fragrance Oils And Oil Perfumes by joceey(m): 8:18pm On May 05, 2020
NEGZY:
I have only perfume oils, essential oils are not currently available.
ok please i like to know the names of the perfume oil you have available thank you
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Arabian Fragrance Oils And Oil Perfumes by joceey(m): 8:36pm On May 04, 2020
NEGZY:
Yes I do
please which of the essential oil do you have ?
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Arabian Fragrance Oils And Oil Perfumes by joceey(m): 8:02am On May 04, 2020
NEGZY:
CLIENT'S ORDER GOING THROUGH.
ORDER YOUR GRADE A- FRAGRANCE AND PERFUME OULS, 3ML, 6ML, 12ML, 15ML, 75ML, 100ML, 250ML, 500ML, 1000ML.
AVAILABLE IN ARABIAN, FRENCH OR MIXED FRAGRANCES.
ALSO AVAILABLE ARE ESSENTIAL OILS, OUD AND FRANKINCENSE SPICES, INCENSE BAKHOOR.
SELLING IN WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.....
SO MANY AVENUES TO MAKE WEALTH THIS YEAR, DON'T BE LEFT BEHIND
Do you still have this oil for sale?
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Longest Period Of Fasting And How Was It Accomplished? by joceey(m):
chinoify:
I have done so many and still doing at different times but what helped was this book written by Franklin Jentezen *Fasting*..
The 3 most difficult I could remember are.. Let me share and encourage someone that fasting and prayers still works..


1. 21 days of no food, only water. I fasted and prayed about my future and the 20th day, God revealed to me my assignment here on earth. I have not lacked or missed a step ever since.


2. 200+ days of normal 6 -6 fasting, My wife was pregnant of our second baby and had different complications day after day. Two of us are Medical Lab scientist and had to agree that its becoming spiritual.... WHen i began fasting, her condition almost became normal. That night during labour, she drove to the clinic where she works, and acording to her story, she delivered in less the 10 mins of entering the hospital and left the hospital after an hour. People where like madam.. you can't drive.. rada rada... until a friend drove her home. I came back to her after 4days from my place of work.


3. 90+ days of normal 6 -6. I applied for YOUWIN grant during GEJ's regime. The total amount i applied for was #9.2M. I started fasting and praying until i was called to Aso rock, awarded the best Business plan from North East and a cash of 500k from First bank and also given the exact amount i wrote #9.2M in batches to expand my business.

Iam a fan of fasting and prayer works and its still working.
I LOVE YOUR FAITH FOR THIS DONT MIND PEOPLE THAT ARE DISCOURAGING OTHERS NOT TO FAST.
RomanceRe: Should I Accept Her Love by joceey(m): 10:36pm On May 02, 2020
Guy Guy Guy ,how many times i call you? don't turn her down oo if you no wan see what they call hell hath no fury like a woman scorned (a woman who has been rejected by a man can be ferociously angry and vindictive )telling you from past experience.
RomanceRe: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by joceey(m): 10:03pm On May 02, 2020
khiaa:
I have been fighting my own battles before I knew Steve and you know that. I have been fighting these bigots since 2011 with ease. grin Racial battle? We are of the same race.
Babe just ignore his word ,you don't have to reply.In life generally we have different people with different mindset and reasoning ,we see things through differently they re beautiful and wonderful people like wise opposite just ignore him.
RomanceRe: I Had A Crush On 2baba For A Long Time –mercy Aigbe by joceey(m): 11:38am On May 02, 2020
kiss
RomanceRe: Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin? Please Share Your Experience by joceey(m): 6:45pm On May 01, 2020
Saintmary:
Using scripture to justify perversion is simply disgusting. Repent
You better read my post very well before claiming to be too holy and putting up your sanctimonious attitude quote me again I said been in love with the cousin read me well i quoted what i read from the bible those that married their first cousin so take it or throw it away, the bible is there as a proof.
RomanceRe: Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin? Please Share Your Experience by joceey(m): 6:40pm On May 01, 2020
Openbusiness:
Yes, i read the Bible and everything you said is a LIE undecided
go and read it well
RomanceRe: Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin? Please Share Your Experience by joceey(m): 4:56pm On May 01, 2020
Learnstuffs:
This one dey quote Bible to support incest. sad angry
Isaac married Rebecca his cousin
Esau married his cousin
Jacob married two of his cousins

Do you read your Bible at all?
RomanceRe: What Is That Bad Thing You Did,that You Managed To Get Away With Till Today? by joceey(m): 4:20pm On May 01, 2020
XhosaNostra:
Lying about my mother's "death" just to have time off work. Mind you, she's been gone for a very, very long time, but I still use that as an excuse because it's the only one that can make me cry convincingly & genuinely grin
I even used it to the police this one time I needed a good excuse to avoid jail time cheesy

I was like, "I shouldn't have done that, but my mother just died" & I got away with it tongue
LWKM grin grin grin grin grin grin YOU ARE A CRAZY GIRL CANT STOP LAUGHING
RomanceRe: Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin? Please Share Your Experience by joceey(m): 4:07pm On May 01, 2020
wealthyhenry:
Have you ever had sex with your cousin? Please share your experiences.

There's this cousin of mine that started proclaiming love to me just about recently. She started by telling me how she's been I'm love with me long ago but for the fear of being rejected and stigmatized she refrained from telling me

Please share your experience with having sexual feelings with your cousin.
In some part of this world, you been in love with your cousin or your cousin been in love with you can be seen a normal thing not this part of the world Africa and an we carry religion and bible for head pass even in the bible they are people that got married to their cousins e.g Zelophehad's daughters, Mahlah, Tirzah, Hoglah, Milcah and Noah, married their cousins on their father's side to obey Lord's command. Lord said: "no inheritance shall be transferred from one tribe to another. This is a complete list of the marriages that God forbids. This list includes those found in Leviticus 20:11-21; Deuteronomy 22:30; Deuteronomy 27:20-23; and 1 Corinthians 5:1. But marriage with a first cousin is not prohibited. It should be noted that God does not prohibit marriage with a brother’s wife in the case of Levirate marriage (Deuteronomy 25:10). Before God established these laws, marriage between brothers and sisters was allowed. For example, Abraham married his half-sister (Genesis 20:12). Scripture does not prohibit marriage between first-cousins. Yet, there are several things to consider. First, it would be a serious error to say more than what scripture has said or to add to scripture.
RomanceRe: She Now appear in My Dreams "Please Help" by joceey(m): 3:36pm On May 01, 2020
HazardMan:
About 2weeks ago i had a problem on how to move on without thinking about my ex-girlfriend who is pregnant and with two other children(twins) as well. I cherished her so much but she treated me bad.
I created a thread here on nairaland seeking for advice on what to do. Trust nairalanders na, my factory memory was on reset in no time.
Now the problem i'm having is that she is haunting my dreams. I see the both of us still having affairs in my dream almost every night and it's slowly bringing back the old memories i have tried so hard to forget following the orders given to me here on nairaland by other members.
Please what do i do as this is no longer something physical and out of my control.
No insults please as this is no longer my fault
My brother just read your post now ,I will like to ask you this question pls as she by chance in any time contacted you physically through phone call or you people mistakenly meet? and like how many times have you had a dream about her? and what re the nature of the dreams ? you can pls pm me let talk thank you.
FamilyRe: I Am Ending My Marriage Because Of These (see Reasons And Give Advise) by joceey(m): 12:00pm On Apr 29, 2020
kiss
RomanceRe: If You Paid A Girl's School Fees Can You Get Your Money Back? by joceey(m): 12:39pm On Apr 28, 2020
Biafra1stson:
She promised to marry my friend promise
First, what is a “promise to marry”? A “promise” is defined as the manifestation of an intention to act or refrain from acting in a specified manner conveyed in such a way that another is justified in understanding that a commitment has been made; a person’s assurance that a person will or will not do something. A promise to marry is thus defined as a “betrothal”, an “engagement to be married” also termed “agreement to marry”. The promise to marry a contract comes into existence by the mutual exchange of promises by the parties to marry each other. A mere convivial or romantic relationship is not enough for a court to found an agreement to marry.

In the same vein as commercial contracts, a promise to marry can be oral, written, or otherwise. As an oral contract, the proof is determined by the same common law rules by which oral commercial contracts are judged. As a written contract, the evidence of a personal letter indicating an agreement to marry is enough to establish proof. Promise to marry can be inferred from the action or conduct of the party making the promise. Any action or conduct which directly suggests promise would constitute evidence and therefore proof of promise to marry. (Dr Steve Ogan, 2008). In Aiyede vs Norman –William (1960) LLR 253, it was held that the promise to marry need not take the oral or written exchange of mutual promise.

A germane criteria for a promise to marry to be legally binding apart from parties possessing the requisite legal capacity is that it must have consideration for it to be legally valid and enforceable. The evidence of consideration is the basis for establishing the existence of a contract. In a promise to marry case, the reciprocal promise of a woman to marry a man who promised to marry her is usually regarded as consideration. Other instances of consideration could include where for example a woman travels to another city/state/country to meet a man who promised to marry her! Does it include where a woman gets pregnant for her man in furtherance to the promise to marry? This is mootable!

To constitute a breach of promise to marry, two elements are essential: First it must be proved to the satisfaction of the court that there was a promise to marry under the relevant law. Second, it must be shown that one party to the agreement, whether the man or the woman, has failed or refused to honour the obligation. When the above are established, the injured party may sue the other for breach of the contract and claim damages thereof, although no damages may be recovered unless his or her testimony is corroborated by some other material evidence in support of such promise in line with section 197 of the Evidence Act 2004. What constitutes material evidence is a question of law for the court to determine

The breach of promise to marry could either be in the form of non-performance or anticipatory breach. There may be non-performance where the time for performance is fixed, for example where parties agree on a particular date, the failure or refusal of one of the parties to turn up for the marriage constitutes a breach. Where no date is fixed, the law implies that the promise is one to marry within a reasonable time or at the request of one party. Where however, the promise is subject to a condition precedent, for example consent of parents, there can be no breach until the condition is satisfied or fulfilled. In Aiyede’s case (supra), the plaintiff’s case was dismissed as there was a condition precedent to the fulfilment of the defendant’s promise to marry, which in this case was obtaining the consent of the plaintiff’s father.

The breach of promise to marry takes the form of an anticipatory breach where there is outright repudiation of obligation by a party, or by such conduct on his part that’s puts it out of his power to perform his obligation. An anticipatory breach may occur where before the contractual date for performance, a party to the contract announces his intention not to perform, which announcement the other party could treat as wrongful termination of the agreement and head to court. Anticipatory breach can also occur where one party to an agreement by his own act puts it out of his power to perform his obligation. Such is the case where a party to the contract to marry elopes and marries someone else .The case of Uso v Iketubosin [1975] WRNLR 187 depict this form. In that case, the defendant promised to marry the plaintiff in 1947. In 1957, the defendant married another woman in breach of his promise to the plaintiff. The Court held that the defendant’s act constituted a breach for which the plaintiff was entitled to damages.
What are the damages for breach of promise to marry? The quantum of damages is generally subject to the rules of remoteness i.e the damages should be that which flow directly from the breach or which are within the contemplation of the parties at the time of the promise. In this light, damages awarded by courts fall under the following categories: general damages e.g. compensation for the loss of consortium of the other party; injured feelings, wounded pride, etc ; special damages affecting property e.g for money spent or financial loss sustained by the plaintiff as a direct result of the defendant’s breach of the promise to marry; recovery of the engagement ring and presents. An interesting thing to note is that damages could also be claimed against a third party who induced the breach. Whatever be the damage claimed, one thing the court would not do is to grant an order of specific performance as no court would force any one to marry another.
RomanceRe: If You Paid A Girl's School Fees Can You Get Your Money Back? by joceey(m): 11:02am On Apr 28, 2020
Yes you can get your money back if she promised to marry you and later said she doesnt want to any more.You can sue her for breach of trust and ask for your money to be refunded has long as you got proof and evidence of payment.
RomanceRe: Is My Guy Mad At Me? by joceey(m): 3:19pm On Apr 27, 2020
[quote author=younghartz post=88902864]How will he think I'd do that to him undecided
Maybe he feels bad that I found out the truth with him [/quote


Guy follow my advice just don't call that your friend for now , when he is through crying he will remember you. But be ready the foolish girlfriend will want to get back to the guy through you no give her attention at all just lock up.
CrimeRe: Edo: Police Officers Fighting Over Bribe Arrested And Detained by joceey(m): 9:59pm On Apr 23, 2020
good
HealthRe: My Penis Discharges Pus, What Could That Be? by joceey(m): 9:54pm On Apr 23, 2020
you have contacted STI if does drugs don't work perfectly contact me I will advise you on what to do.But pls next time put that thing in between your legs in order.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do I Always Forget My Dreams Before Waking Up From Bed? by joceey(m): 7:51pm On Apr 23, 2020
mabeni:
Is it natural forgetting ones dream(s) before day breaks? I am in my early 30s.
I can't sleep without dreaming either good or bad but it baffles me why I can't or won't be able to remember anything from the dream when I wakes up.
Forget long story talk just recite Psalms 23 when you wake up before the end of the day you will remember if not all but some.Thank me later
RomanceRe: "Advice Please". True Story by joceey(m): 5:44pm On Apr 20, 2020
HazardMan:
After 1month? Haba!
Yes am serious I don't forget things
RomanceRe: "Advice Please". True Story by joceey(m): 5:35pm On Apr 20, 2020
HazardMan:
I'm 24-25yrs. She'z just 23-24
Pls and pls just ignore her no calls, texting or anything just do that for one month and see the table turn around.After then I will tell u the next step to take.
FamilyRe: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by joceey(m): 10:49pm On Apr 19, 2020
ignis:
She said I am ugly like my dad.
And she marry the cute man grin our mother dem funny people
Christianity EtcRe: It's So Hard Practising Envagelism As A Single Female by joceey(m): 9:52am On Apr 19, 2020
Rozz:
The primary responsibility of an envagelist is to preach God's words, telling people simply and clearly what God says about his messengers and what He has done for us all. It is the duty of an envangelist to deliver God's message and be faithful to every word.

However it is a difficult task for single ladies who have passion for evangelism. Most of the opposite sex do not really have interest in your message but romance and believe me some can go to any length for this.

No doubt I have passion for evangelism but my pastor has advised me against it as it brings everything controversial for all the moves I have made towards it, even online is not left out.

Pastors in the house, do you think I should give up this passion? Am I going against God's passion in me if I stop?
Not only ladies it also happens to single men that are called also. I have a very dear brother that is highly anointed is prophecies are always on point also he has healing and deliverance gift also but if fellow pastors don't take him seriously because he is not yet married then. But now he is married and has a son. Pls, ladies evangelist get married to avoid the great temptation that is my advice some many can go extra length because of the lust of the flesh it take GOD divine grace and help to escape such, to avoid story that touches the heart get married biko my sister.
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Shekau Reaching Out To Mediators For Ceasefire by joceey(m): 8:47pm On Apr 17, 2020
jlinkd78:
Hope we are gradually coming to d end of this epic rofo rofo fight. No matter what happens in d coming days I must say d Nigerian govt allowed Chad take credit for d looming decimation of Boko Haram due to their interest in using d war prosecution as an avenue for personal financial enrichment. Derby of Chad boast that over 90% of d battle has been won remaining a paltry 10% might be true after all. Shame on u coward Shekau. U must face d consequences of ur ungodly actions
you hit the real point
RomanceRe: "Advice Please". True Story by joceey(m): 8:45pm On Apr 17, 2020
HazardMan:
So that's my story....
I need help seriously because even though i now know she might have never really liked me. Maybe she needed me to be a distraction from her husband and now that the husband has taken his bride price which makes her single again, she decided i'm no longer useful to her thereby her tactics to call it a quit.
I still like her even though i'm in a far away town from where she is now. I'm in Accra ghana. she is somewhere in the east nigeria. i've been here for the past 1month now and i'm still thinking about her. I'm sure if i go home now i'll still find myself begging again, please i want it to end like this. I've distracted myself with so many things yet i still think about her. I'm not sure if it's a jinx but then the feeling is still there strong. How do i get rid of it please? I've exhausted the ones online.
And i want to know if i contributed to their broken home cause sometimes i feel guity like i was the epicenter of it all...
Thanks in addy
I read your true life story from the beginning to the end firstly,I like to ask you this question how old are you? and how old is this woman abi an lady? answer me first before i give you advice truthful if you will only listen and accept because the truth is bitter.
RomanceRe: He Wanted To Make Love To Me But Passed Out. by joceey(m): 7:27pm On Apr 17, 2020
bareface:
of course go ahead.
You better avoid that guy like a plaque ,a guy that sleep with different women that is spiritually dead. A situation were by both of you will be together and he pass away for people not to start saying you re the one that killed him.Pls avoid such man
RomanceRe: He Wanted To Make Love To Me But Passed Out. by joceey(m): 6:59pm On Apr 17, 2020
bareface:
Dear Nairlanders,

I have been a follower of this forum but as a guest. something happened this morning so I decided to open an account.

I have this friend who I met online we have been friends for like 11 months but we have never seen each other. we talk on phone video calls etc.He is into girls and alot of time I try to advise him onthe evil of keeping so many girls. He cannot date a lady without sex while for me it is the other way round. I romance but not sex.

Today at about past 4am, he chatted me and said "I'm going crazy and I don't know why on earth I will see a woman in my dream I have never met, this is unbelievable"

when I woke up at past 8. I asked what happened? the chat was slow in dropping so j called him he didnt pick, called him again he didnt pick. That just got me angry and I said what nonsense chat did u send to me. If you know you dont want to talk then why did u chat me. immediately I sent that message a call came in it was his call with another number.

He said what were you doing in my dream yesterday? I was like really what was in doing in the dream. then he said I was the one he saw yesterday. That I visited his place that I spent the night that we romanced but nothing happened aside that cos he was drunk. Then, two days later, I came back to visit him. Thay since he was with his right sense, he tried sleeping with me then he passed out.

I told him to go and pray about it. But he replied no, rather i should be the one to pray about it. I told him if he feels uncomfortable about it that he should pray. I now told him anybody's face can be used in a dream. That I dont what it means. Nairlanders please can you help with what it means.
Should I be honest with you and tell you the truth?

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