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FamilyRe: I Just Saw My Uncle's Wife In A Guest House by joceey(m): 6:24am On Jul 01, 2016
Jadonjack:
Of course, d first tin that will cm to your mind in this kind of situation dis days is to grab yur phn and take some pics.

I took the side view and back view but only the side view review her face a little
If you took that pic you till need more evidence although try also to make sure the cloth she wore that day is intact oooo.Its better you first tell your dad since is the elder brother and you need to seek his opinion also. Goodluck
RomanceRe: +********* by joceey(m): 2:10pm On Jun 30, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
If you want to be a good boy, leave her and find someone that will love you without sex..

If you want to be like me, bleep the hell out of her...

So choose ye this day between Good and Bad..
Hmmmm u said it all sad let him make his choice the blue pill or the red pill both has a path that lead somewhere
RomanceRe: Do You Have Someone You Like On Nairaland? by joceey(m): 9:38pm On Jun 29, 2016
halfricanadian wink
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Between 12-3am Leads To Unanswered Prayers - Pastor by joceey(m): 5:43pm On Jun 29, 2016
PublicAssurance:
[size=18pt]Adulterers and Fornicators like Oyakhilome, Adeboye, Adefarasin, will know better. [/size]
Bros na when GOD turn you to be judge?words ain't cheap ooo sad
RomanceRe: D Period Haf Show...#nomore Nekede by joceey(m): 12:14pm On Jun 29, 2016
Emzyme:
Foolinlove
Livinapatrick
Flawlesrebirth02
Grad2012
Joceey
Hillzy
Volcanicgirl
Berlyn
Jasonville
Oma307
Make una cum celebrate with me ooo
Guy why u dey celebrate too early ooo u never see person wey carry Belle and still dey menstrate? Wait till December lol grin
FamilyRe: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by joceey(m): 6:43pm On Jun 28, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
Not that big if this girl is marrying a tycoon's son smiley cheesy
Hmmmmm the family are hungry family Haba 200k, 400k I don't blame some men that don't want there in laws to come to their house after paying this huge list..... sad
RomanceRe: How Do I Know She's Pregnant.... by joceey(m): 10:39am On Jun 28, 2016
Emzyme:
Tanx. Buh wat if she test +ve abeg any way out
Guy carry your cross when you dey fire down grin you no ask for way out people self I shake my head sad
PoliticsRe: I’m Ready To Go To Jail – Saraki by joceey(m): 6:17pm On Jun 27, 2016
druxy:
as long as Alfas exist in ilorin...Fg can't get this yeye man
Hmmmmm Alfa's are not GOD.....Na who GOD no fit catch Sani Abacha get Alfa's too but when GOD catch Abacha him no escape.....Lesson for this senseless politicians who believe so much in Alfa's and so on take note Na who get Alfa's pass mko Abiola then but him still die without obtaining power
RomanceRe: I Would Have Engaged Her On Saturday. by joceey(m): 2:32pm On Jun 27, 2016
nnamezie87:
DEAR NAIRALANDERS, I NEED YOUR CANDID AND FRIENDLY ADVISE. I HAVE KNOWN THIS LADY FOR A LONG TIME. WE WERE NORMAL FRIENDS UNTIL LAST YEAR. SHE HAD A BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE AND WE STARTED DATING. WE LOVED EACH OTHER AND WERE DOING GREAT. MEANWHILE, AM AN ENGR AND SHE IS A GRADUATE. ON SATURDAY, I BOUGHT A 1.9GRM OF GOLD PLATED RING TO ENGAGE HER. I TRAVELLED TO D CITY WHERE SHE WORKS, LODGED AND CALLED HER TO COME OVER. SHE WAS HAPPY THAT I CAME AROUND. AFTER SOMETIME SHE WAS WITH ME, I NOTICED THAT HER FACE HAD CHANGED, AND I ASKED HER WHAT D PROBLEM WAS, AFTER MUCH PERSUASION, SHE DROPPED THE BOMBSHELL " WHEN EVER I SEE YOU, I GET ANNOYED" I COULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT I HEARD. I ASKED HER AGAIN, AND SHE REPEATED THE SAME THING AND STOOD UP TO LEAVE THE HOTEL ROOM. I CALLED HER BACK AND TOLD THAT I WAS ACTUALLY THERE TO FORMALLY ENGAGE HER. SHE BURSTED INTO A BIG LAUGHTER AND ASKED " IF SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME THAT SHE WOULD ACCEPT MY PROPOSAL, WOULD I HAVE AGREED"? THIS MADE ME TO LEAVE HER.
LATER, SHE CAME BACK AND STARTED APOLOGIZING, KNEELING DOWN WITH TEARS SAYING THAT SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT CAME OVER HER. SHE HAS CALLED ALL HER FRIENDS BOTH MALES N FEMALES TO BEG ME. EVEN D SISTER AND COLLEAGUES HAVE BEEN CALLING. SHE CAME TO MY HOUSE AND I WALKED HER OUT.
GUYS, PLEASE ADVISE ME. BELOW IS THE PIC OF THE 1.9G OF GOLD RING WORTH 22K. TO CROWN IT ALL, THE SELLER OF THE RING IS WILLING TO GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY because HE IS MY FRIEND.
My brother please try and ask GOD concerning this issue pray to know GOD will about it you can use psalm 27 to pray at nyt ask GOD for directions and guide but I think the girl in person has spiritual problem (family attack) she need deliverance Goodluck bro
RomanceRe: Did I Betray My Friend? Am In Deep Love: by joceey(m): 2:25pm On Jun 27, 2016
Anuoluwapo23:
Hi! Am In Level 200 In A Prestigious university in Nigeria. My Parent are going to financial Brokenness. My Allowance TO SCHOOL IS BARELY 10K. When i buy food amd Mb Am broke already. Alongside the line one thing led to another i feel groundly in love with my friends Dad. It is not because of money. it was before but i love him now..He Wants to keep me as his 3rd wife. And get me and my mom a place in Lagos. God has worked wounders in my life. i never knew i will residence iin lagos in my life. But am scared of telling my friend am marrying her daddy. i really love him. He is a Sweetheart. He Is Old but in Baby in hearts. How Do i confess to my friend?Can i still be friends with her and her mom?

What A story !!!!This Was Told To Me By A Street Sister That Meant Me Yesterday...I had To Write It Down And Bring It Here


What Is Your Opinion?? No Offensive Words Please
Hmmm tell the lady in person that she wants to die early before her time any place of prayer she goes too they will tell her the same ..... Secondly she will find it difficult to give birth also cos she is bringing in unnecessary battle and war for her self mark my word
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Bashes New Acura Jeep Church Member Brought To Him For Dedication by joceey(m): 6:41pm On Jun 26, 2016
ObiOmaMu:
What a tragedy! According to Sidney, this happened in her church today.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/06/pastor-bashes-new-acura-jeep-church.html
Is this for real or na joke?
Pastor are just to pray and sanctify the car not drive or test the car na when pastor turn automobile mechanic Kai.....Gbese re ooo
PropertiesRe: Help Needed. I Was Given A Quit Notice To Vacate Within Seven Days by joceey(m): 7:02am On Jun 26, 2016
bastien:
Go alausa go complain
Alausa ke angry that is Nasarawa state not Lagos state oga
RomanceRe: How To Easily Make A Niaja Girl Sleep With You. by joceey(m): 7:03pm On Jun 24, 2016
halfricanadian:
U dont keep multiple partners? Yet u knacked one girl anoda is comin for her first gig u dont keep multiple partners indeed undecided
Not all guys are real men.....Real men know the real purpose of life ....Please dear just ignore this guys abeg
RomanceRe: How To Easily Make A Niaja Girl Sleep With You. by joceey(m): 7:00pm On Jun 24, 2016
halfricanadian:
Well ive learnt my lessons too ive been hurt i dont voice out the real deal behind my pain dunno why

But av been dealt with severely doesnt mean i wont or cant love again just d way girls has dealt wit op

So also guys has dealt with me bt wat im glad i av never done is make my present bf pay for my ex mistakes i dont do dat nd never will i study my partner nd move with his own scale bt wen i notice some games i just withdraw walk away nd never look back weda goin to lose or not
Hmmmmm some guys are very funny they easily forget one thing, what goes round comes around (karmanic law )make una do vigil n fasting, say make una wife no born girls that's when you will start hearing them complaining that there daughters flirts too much forgetting they are the architects of their own fate conditions...shake my head
BusinessRe: UNIZIK Student Ptotests Against Ecobank As ATM Debits Her Without Dispensing by joceey(m): 6:49pm On Jun 24, 2016
Dezolo:
angry UBA and ECObank! The same kind of people! Give her her money oo! Thieves!!
UBA no be bank.....Useless Bank of Africa.... Na scammers full...UBA
RomanceRe: Am i cursed? by joceey(m): 10:35am On Jun 24, 2016
S
octopusfreaky:
This is a big issue i have been dealing it but it seems i cant just get over it. Any relationship i find myself in,i am always the cheat.I tried all my best to save this last one but i still found myself guilty of such immoral act. Interestingly, they always forgive me for opening up to them .
Now,my fear is how to remain faithful when i get married.
N.B 70% of my friends are guys could it be the reason?
You are not cursed don't bring what is not yours into your life the problem is that you don't actually know what you want in a relationship or in a man examine yourself clear and try to know why you always end up cheating your partner and you will get the right answer.
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by joceey(m): 5:50pm On Jun 23, 2016
jacy67:
I am an introvert but I don't always feel proud about that. Sometimes, when confronted by some issues, I won't know what to say at that moment. This particular " weakness" pisses me off. It makes me defenseless from verbal abuse. And the end result is that I tend to avoid the person, thing or situation completely.

sometimes I make decisions based on public opinions to my detriment.
I cower at the thought of people having different opinion of me. I try as much to keep old friends than make new ones.

Wetin I go do? the thing self don tire me
Knowing your witness is the first step of freedom acknowledging your weakness is another.You can transform your weakness to strength take note please
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Confessed She's HIV+ After I Proposed To Her. Please, Help by joceey(m): 4:39am On Jun 20, 2016
Gasout:
Yes, we had sex just once and it was protected
If truly you had sex just once and it was protected while living in fear?secondly am not seeing the love between both of you as a genuine one,if she truly loves you that could have been the first thing she could have told you not last.
Thinking deeply my brother no man or woman can give you advice on what to do with your life except only yourself so whatever the outcome of your decision is i wish you good luck in life
RomanceRe: How Do I Make Her My Wife Despite The Difference In Religion? by joceey(m): 7:34pm On Jun 12, 2016
candidbabe:
Hmmmm
I wonder the kind of churches some Christians claim to be attending. @op do you read your Bible?
The Bible says in 2 corinthians 6 vs14 do not be unequally yoked with an unbeliever.
Don't you know the Muslims are unbelievers?
What church do you attend?
I guess synagogue ryt undecided
Your prophet was once a Muslim from a Muslim family and antecedents. Check very well and don't condemn Muslim I believe most of you need to know the foundation of Muslims please read your Bible very well and I advice before condemning another religion(Muslim read their koran )
I shake my head when some xtian brothers and sisters criticize the Muslim GOD never sent you such message.The Bible I read never ask us to criticize, judge or condemn after una go say heaven no allow una enter when GOD no send una that work. We have good and lovely Muslim likewise Christians also this opposite in both religion.
Advice :carry your cross and follow JESUS
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Was Scammed By Deal Dey by joceey(m): 10:59am On Jun 11, 2016
spunky16:
Well said I wanna add to this, pls never buy anything online when you have to pay before delivery. It's better to pay on delivery. I was scam on IG d lady/guy claim to own a shop at Abuja I ordered for a shoe from their shop, I told them I will pay on delivery but she said she doesn't have an agent here in Abeokuta that if I send the cash she will be sure I really wanna buy and she will then send the shoe to me through the motor park from Abuja to Abeokuta, after sending the money(10k) it was a guy that was now picking my calls. U can confirm what am saying.. check on IG @ Ladies fittest wear. The shop address is opp NNPC filling station Gwagwalada Abuja. They are scam pls. beware.u can add them and see what am saying. Account name: Precious Akinbote 2224425868 diamond bank. I even went back to the bank. I was told it's a yello acct. no passport u can't trace them
Pls why not travel to Abuja when you get to Abuja involve the police and try to trace that address if eventually you get them sue them for 10 million naira or more and secondly if it's a yellow account I guess it is linked with mtn go to their headoffice in Abuja to get the real owner of the Yello Acct and number wish u goodluck
RomanceRe: Please Help! My 1-year-old Son Won’t Stop Touching His P*nis – Woman Cries Out - by joceey(m): 9:32pm On Jun 05, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Meh! Kids do that all the time. My friend even told me that her son does it as well & she got angry because she thought that the dad was touching himself in front of him.

In reality, kids start this behaviour while still in the womb. It is said that they can "masturbate" for hours while in there. Probably because they have nothing else to play with or they're distressed & trying to self-soothe.
Hmmmmm kids masturbate kehn don't believe this
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Farts A Lot During Sexual Intercourse by joceey(m): 7:05pm On Jun 03, 2016
Last time I checked I was informed that if your girlfriend fart during sexual intercourse it's affect one financial status spiritual.
Hw is ur financial life any changes negatively?
TravelRe: Peace Mass In Accident Along Enugu-Abakaliki Today by joceey(m): 10:38pm On May 31, 2016
olokfor:
According to the reader who sent this in. A peace mass transit bus skidded off the road and ended up in a swamp along Enugu-Abakaliki expressway.

Continue to see more photos:

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/05/annie-idibia-praises-2faces-babymama.html
Note Pls The owner of this transport company is not a ritualist his company is under spiritual attack.He needs an anointed prophet or man of God.
RomanceRe: How Often Should A Guy Or Lady Change Her/his Panties Or Undies. by joceey(m): 6:55pm On May 31, 2016
halfricanadian:
Its hard for me o sad sad
Haba dear no mind dem na pant u come life come to wash and change Abi.So if you d work for bank ev one hour u g enter ladies go change pant grin
FamilyRe: Hjkkokj by joceey(m): 8:56pm On May 30, 2016
Pretty Lil angel may GOD grant her wisdom knowledge and understanding Amen many happy returns Lil angel
FamilyRe: Should I Break My Engagement With Her by joceey(m): 10:30am On May 24, 2016
So u want to break up with her because of her past? Let me ask u are you a virgin if yes break up if not guy you better marry her smiley
FamilyGirl Sue Mother For $600 For Been Poor by joceey(op): 9:39am On May 24, 2016
https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=283715051965446&id=100009808601573&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6288161843147451897%3Amf_story_key.6560098088677108069%3Aei.AI%40806c81a888faef834fa77525e870c16e%3Aog_action_id.10153522099457019&__tn__=%2As

I swear this is one of the saddest and most humiliating thing I have ever come across.The way this chick talk to her mother as if she did not bring her into this world and provide for her. Imaging the struggle this woman went through raising this young lady,trying to ensure she has the best of everything only for her to grow up and treat her like this. This chick has identity complex .Its bad enough that we encounter hate,but self hate...that is one of the worst types of hate a person can possesses. Know people like this exist in this world this is a harsh reminder.
FamilyRe: Hilarious Things You Did As A Kid? by joceey(m): 6:31pm On May 23, 2016
Loyalblak007:
..once added cube sugars to...**** lols!
Madam finish your sentence now to what Abeg cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Nollywood Actors Benefit From Pastor Iginla's Gift by joceey(m): 5:48pm On May 23, 2016
[quote author=bee444 post=45900819]This is the biggest fraud that ever liveth. So you can't give your church members the cars, but have to import nollywood actors to give the cars to, abi?

Haba if I can remember vividly last time he gave cars to him workers like 12cars or something make your search pls wink
Christianity EtcRe: Nollywood Actors Benefit From Pastor Iginla's Gift by joceey(m): 5:46pm On May 23, 2016
Immunity1:
If you ask me i will tell you this pastor has gone mad give to the poor not to the rich fake pastor shameless hypocrite
How can you say a man of God has gone mad Haba angry he can choose to give to whosoever he likes freely take note Pls and stop abusing him

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