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FamilyRe: My Uncle Slapped His Wife For Denying Him Sex Because Today Sunday!! by joceey(m): 9:16pm On Sep 25, 2016
vivianbelema:
Why must it be on sunday morninghuh
There is no difference have sex on Sunday like other days Monday sex n Sunday sex as married couple no different abi una pastor tell una say to have sex on sunday as husband and wife na sin?
Even some pastors have sex on Sunday that's why grin
RomanceRe: Please Help!! Should I continue with Her? by joceey(m): 6:38pm On Sep 15, 2016
My guy continue with your relationship and avoid that guy you call your friend because he is never your friend but enemy since he can open his stupid mouth to say he will harm u because of a girl rubbish and since the girl has clarify the issue that she is not dating him.Just be watchful if that your friend invite you for a drink or food Pls turn him down
CareerRe: His Pastor Prayed For A Miraculous Job For Him But Now He Is Advising Otherwise by joceey(m): 1:48pm On Aug 28, 2016
Let be sincere with ourselves which job glorify GOD this is days? In a world were we are all tempted the pastor could have advice him that he should be careful.Have seen a pastor hold the post of a manager in Bew breweries for years he dies drink alcohol or womanize till he left the job
Jokes EtcNigeria Party Agbo Jedi As Souvenir by joceey(op): 8:48pm On Aug 26, 2016
Nigeria party were agbo jedi was giving as take away gift in a wedding eat and take agbo jedi lol grin

FamilyHave You Seen A Female Or Woman Carpenter ??? by joceey(op): 12:36pm On Aug 07, 2016
What a man can do a female they say can do better have you seen a female Carpenter before??Pls if you have let me know,also what other profession you haven't seen a female or woman doing Pls let knw also
RomanceRe: My Brother's Girlfriend Refuses Money by joceey(m): 2:52pm On Aug 05, 2016
Diamondqueen:
she said "i don't want you to feel like I owe you anything afterwards and i also don't want to feel indebted to you. I don't want to feel like i should give you anything in return."
Hmmmm this is a very big word with deep meaning am not seeing this relationship as a lasting one tell your brother he shouldn't put all his mind on her
RomanceRe: Should A Lady Spend On A Guy She's Dating?. by joceey(m): 4:13am On Jul 28, 2016
Why not grin so na only man go dey spend Abi....African mentality cry
PoliticsRe: Justice Nnamdi Dimgba: "SSS’ Conduct Disgrace To Democracy” by joceey(m): 8:20am On Jul 23, 2016
HungerBAD:
This Judge is too dramatic.

Judges are supposed to be preside over cases,and not be the cases themselves.

There was no need for this unprofessional tantrum,by this Judge. That said,this is a Democratic Country,and the DSS should not be disobeying any court order.
I doubt if u re in your ryt state of mind so saying a Judge doing the right thing is dramatic......you re senseless
TV/MoviesRe: Name A Movie You Watched Five Times But Still Didn't Get Bored by joceey(m): 8:02am On Jul 20, 2016
MATRIX ..RELOADED....
RomanceRe: A Beautiful Albino Youth Corper Girl Is In Love With Me... by joceey(m): 11:29am On Jul 14, 2016
Hmm ; angry Mr Corper you never thought about this deeply before starting a relationship with the sincere girl abi.....after she don help you finish and still dey help you...you come dey think all this one. From what I can see you don't love her if even you claim you do its conditional love sincerely speaking. See your statement self I quote you ( I promised to marry the next girl that comes my way) can you imagine that if na dangote daughter or bill gate daughter be the girl I no think say you go table the issue for Nairalander to advice you...I trust you na marriage headline we for they see for here..If you knw say you no go marry the girl u better tell her or leave her for the serious minded bachelor's wey dey find her type to marry...Make u no come block her oooo funny guy grin
RomanceRe: She Said I Am Not Romantic. by joceey(m): 8:38am On Jul 14, 2016
Stop deceiving yourself you say u be born again and you dey toast babe....see your life... undecided

cry I just dey shake my head after una go say una dey get nightmares n bad dream
Una case just be like person wey say him no dey chop meat, but when dem ask am to share meat for children him come dey use him teeth to share the meat...make una no dey deceive una self Abeg

RomanceRe: Fix My 3-years Relationship Or Go For The Kill?? by joceey(m): 7:39pm On Jul 12, 2016
curvysola:
when i start quarrelling with a guy often, its because am tired! sometimes he might be correct but i will continue fighting him for no reason! most especially when he is the type that will always say sorry quick!
Pls can I ask you a question is it wrong for a guy to say he his sorry quickly whenever he is at fault?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Broke Our 5 Year Relationship. Pls I Need Advise!!! by joceey(m): 7:05pm On Jul 12, 2016
Such is life dat Hw some girls do behave.....she think say she don arrive now and as seen a better person don't beg her just move on Pls the right lady will locate you but I am assuring you dat she will come back to beg you cause the person she left you for will disappoint her too don't accept her back be strong n be focus this period my brother smiley
RomanceRe: Guys That Have Skinny Girlfriends, How Do You Guys Cope? by joceey(m): 3:24pm On Jul 11, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
OK Like seriously, i cant stop wondering how guys that have skinny girlfriends cope, as in how can you be cuddling a lady and your hands will be touching bones, i just re-watch 50 shades of grey and the part where that beautiful lady let down her dress for christian made me not to like her again. as in she was curveless and straight like pencil. abeg if ure a lady, please try and add more curve and weight to your body. i cannot be cuddling or having sex with a lady and all my hands will be touching will be bones. its not fair at all.
We men self we too dey complain angry your eye close when you dey toast her ni? You see say na lepacious and u ask her out she agree Abi e be like say u Sabi lift iron Abi gym try fat babe ;Dthen now and stop complaining or better still carry sand to create your own type of woman or babe
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by joceey(m): 2:11pm On Jul 11, 2016
kasim155:
See story oooo yes he can't marry football but he can marry any other girl that will not dictate to him on what to do n not to do. How can a woman dictate to her man to stop watching football when she don't have a geniue reason.
Guy all she wants is the bf not to watch football in the viewing centre is that too much ni? cheesy
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by joceey(m): 12:10pm On Jul 11, 2016
butanep:
I can't become a remote control to a woman. I wasn't brought up that way. I quit playing games because of her, then I should quit football because of her. God forbid bad thing... I am not a slave to a woman neither am I desperately in need of a woman for dating.

If I can't take my stand now as a man, when will I? When we are married or when we start having children. It will better she knows what I desire now.
Guy I understand you am a guy too that loves football I am good in playing soccer but sometimes in life they re some things you have to ignore to let peace reign...you ain't looking at things from this angle she is scared of loosing your through that medium..let me tell you that and also don't you knw that in the gathering of some many young men and bachelor's stupid advices and motives is been given if you truly love soccer's so much then get the dstv in your house. I have a family friend that use to go to the beer parlor with his friend to watch match and drink, but the girlfriend was not happy about it did you knw what she did? Every weekend she get beers for the guy and his friend to always drink in the guy house and also the guy was forced to get a dstv in the house and they are happily married now.Except you don't have it in mind to marry her..They are lot of sacrifice you take and do for love,not a matter of control the rest in left to you to decide Adios
RomanceRe: Whats Your Worst Date Experience?here Is Mine.....true Life Experience by joceey(m): 11:55am On Jul 11, 2016
tobe4real:
sometime mid last year or there about,i posted on the dating and meet up section that i was needing a fat or chubby girl for friendship,trust nairaland peeps i got a couple of bashings from all corners and it all ended there and later forgot that i even ever posted anything like that.......,surprise surprise i got a call early june this year from a female and she started explaining how she was going through nairaland and saw my post about wanting a fat or chubby girl,i was just surprised and confused cos i was not expecting that and i actually thought i had taken my contact details off.
We hit it off quickly on whatsapp,she said she finished from maddonna in 2012 and now works at etisalat blah blah sent her pics and asked for mine i sent her my pics and she said that couldn't be me that she suspects i could be a 419,i sha cleared her doubts and then we planned to meet in about a week time...,all the while we were chatting before we met i noticed that she was saucy and used the F word alot and somewhat bipolar but i just felt maybe i didn't clear all her doubts completely so i just ignored that...fast forward to the day we finally met she insisted that i be the one to come and track her in her area at a public place i wanted an eatery but she insisted on sunfit(festac area)i said no quams but i was kinda reluctant cos i've not tracked any girl in about a decade i sha left my abode in lere and went to track this girl at sunfit in festac...i got there and chilled for her at the bar,then in about 30 minutes she called me that she was outside and wanted me to come outside and bring her in,,,brethren when i went outside what i saw sent shockwaves down my spine..one mind told me to flee but another mind told me to act like a gentleman and just flex her and be done with her,i obeyed the other voice.
We got in and after about 10 minutes of talking this chic opened her big bag and brought out a big extension with torch lights and about 3 phones to charge,she said they have not had light in months and have been living on generator.., she went to charge her things at the table in front of us cos there was no socket where we were,i noticed that the lady there who was sitting alone on the table there was talking to her and then collected her number,when this girl came back she started complaining that the chic must be a lesbian and that she was toasting her,i just laughed about it and didn't take any of it seriously,i told her that the lady was probably just needing her company.
The way this girl was disturbing me to buy her 1k5 credit and behaving and talking made me look around often to see if there were any cameras around cos i thought i was in some kind of HELL DATE tv show....one man walked in after some time and went to sit with the lady that was sitting alone and soon after they both got up and were leaving then the lady told the girl with me she wanted to see her for a few minutes then they both left,she came back few minutes later and said they wanted a 3 some with her,i asked her if she was going with them she started cussing and she said she can never do anything like that ever again that she did it in her days in maddonna but never again.in a matter of seconds a call came in her phone,shortly she picked her bag and all her things and told me to give her 10mins,i said no quams,brethren i waited there for about an hour watching soccer and it was about 9:30pm at that time,i called her about 3 times she didn't pick i got up paid for the food and drinks and waited outside for another 20minutes and called her again,she picked this time and said "i'll call you back now"and then cut the phone i waited for 10mins and left...
she did not call or anything until about noon the next day,i had not even recovered from the shock of all that happened, she called me almost all day but i ignored her calls and then she sent me this crap......look i was wrong,i offended you but my only interest was in d free room & d benefits,gym,spa,sauna& steam,wen i came downstairs to call you,u weren't dere anymore,am sorry ,i really like you as a friend,u ar intelligent smart and can hold a conversation,i don't want to ruin our frienships,i promise i would make it up to u.Apologies
the calls continued but i'm glad it has stopped now and i blocked her from whatsapp....now share yours grin grin grin
Lwkm Guy na you want fat and chubby girl now..you never knw say them get Wahala ni grin and them use style stubborn oooo I will share my experience next time lol cry
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by joceey(m): 11:46am On Jul 11, 2016
Guy you can't marry football or can you grin ?you better forget football for now and embrace your woman..... cool
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead And Marry Him? by joceey(m): 8:55pm On Jul 10, 2016
modestofynest:
Did u read the part when she said the girl called her and asked her to leave her bf for herhuh?? And what did she do
That's why she need to ditch the guy it's the best thing
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead And Marry Him? by joceey(m): 7:04pm On Jul 10, 2016
modestofynest:
Give me the number of the former gf lemme console her in my own way u have already done the damage what do u need our advice for bf snatcher
Snatcher ke huh Read her post let be sincere the guy is a player...I will advice you to ditch the douche bag the way he did to that poor girl....Cos what goes round comes round
FamilyRe: Help!!! My Younger Brother Still Bedwets At 10 by joceey(m): 6:12pm On Jul 09, 2016
lynnfeb:
Let him wee on red hot charcoal. That worked for me, dont know if it will work for him though. Lol.

After I did it each time I am pressed in my sleep my bladder hurts till I wake up. And boarding house also helped me.
Truly the hot charcoal theory works I was a boarding student then people that bedwet are asked to wee on red hot charcoal and it help them truly so let him try that grin
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu: "I Don't Care If All Buhari's Appointments Come From Daura" by joceey(m): 5:18pm On Jul 09, 2016
NORTHERNIZAION is the first stage "Islamization" Of Nigeria but it can never work angry make una no waste una time
RomanceRe: This Long Distance Is Killing Me by joceey(m): 8:36am On Jul 08, 2016
mercichoco:
A Naija guy u said, sorry o
Weytin happen to the naija guy grin
RomanceRe: She Lied To Me by joceey(m): 7:29am On Jul 08, 2016
Reuben2012:
She supposed to be with me that night but lied to me that she want to run an errand for his uncle. I later discovered that it was a lie because she want to see her ex who was waiting for her. I saw them myself talking for 45min before she started going home. I confronted her and ask her why was she lying she could not conviced me and i left. This is the girl am planning to marry. Am just confused. I need help
If she can lie to you to see her ex something is definitely not right....when you marry her she will continue to lie to you what is the assurance that she will not be sleeping with her ex and till be your wife ?guy think deeply a marriage with out peace and trust na untimely death oooo
RomanceRe: I Lied To Her And Now I Want To Marry Her (please Advise Me) by joceey(m): 9:09pm On Jul 05, 2016
engrjoseph208:
1) I don’t know whether to tell her that I lied to her because I didn’t see us together at first (THIS IS THE TRUTH). Will she still love me like before knowing fully well this will break her heart? More worrisome is the fact that I do tell her that I have loved her since the first time we met.

2) Or maybe I should tell her that I intentionally lied because that was the only way I could date a girl in the past. That I preferred a long distance relationship while growing up. This would still hurt her when she thought about many of our gists where I pretended I was at Abuja and not Kwara state/Oyo state as the case may be.

3) I was also considering lying to her that I relocated from ABJ but my NYSC was at Kwara not FCT. No explanation to justify withholding that information for more than a year.

GUYS AND LADIES PLS HELP A BROTHER OUT. MY MIND IS IN TROUBLE AND SHE THINKS I AM FINE.
Mr man not all clothes you dry under the sun in the first place you have made a mistake by not be down to earth with her but the greatest mistake you are going to make now is by telling her you are not in Abuja but living in ibadan and secondly that you served in ilorin just skipped the serving part one side first,see neither u service in ilorin or Abuja the certificate na the same what so special about that Abi she wan dey check your certificate say na where u serve.See don't tell her u don't live in Abuja ooo u go ruin everything because if you tell her and she come accept if una marry she no go trust you wholeheartedly like that take note and just tell her they have transferred you to ibadan and you gotten a place that it's because you want to be close to her that is why you worked your transfer to ibadan and you have gotten a place where you two can start a family together.Make you hear her out after that. Goodluck bro
RomanceRe: my wife to be told me she is just managing me evev without provoking her by joceey(m): 8:58pm On Jul 04, 2016
omochelsea004:
Hmmmm, i thank God i am still ok financially the way i am presently, this is a girl that i am the ONLY one providing for her needs both academically and in feeding right from d beginning of her HND program, & she is now in her last semester
Guy she dey give u red light already don't be suprised after her H N D she discharge u like used rag
PhonesRe: 6 Phones That Are No Longer Used In Nigeria (photos) by joceey(m): 8:02pm On Jul 04, 2016
Fogman:
Incomplete list without Samsung blue eye, Samsung true Eye (one of the first colour display phone manufactured) Ericsson phone, Mitsubishi trium, etc
That list is truly incomplete without Samsung true eye and blue eye guy edit that post Abeg most of the phone u put there people no know some self grin

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