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CrimeSars In Ilaro Abducted Illegally Facebook User Brother Inlaw by joceey(op): 12:51pm On Sep 28, 2017
The earlier story about my sister husband whom we are looking for, we have the link that he was taken by the SARs officer from Abeokuta. The story so far,
He was called as a mechanic to come to total filling station in Ilaro to come and help to fixed a car. On getting to the place, without having any idea of the plot on ground for him, he was hooked and drag into another standby car in a way that makes the passersby and to run for safety. When no one was able to reach him through his phone, the relatives went to the police station Ilaro to report the case. and their, they said they never had any entrying to ascertain if it was an security operative arrest. There they were even preparing to go and report the case at the anti-kiddnaping unit at abeokuta if no clue was to his were about. The next day someone call the wife that if she wanted to see her husband she should go to Magbon in abeokuta. And the police from Ilaro help to established that he was taken to magbon and they are on the matter. The reason why he was taken was that someone who used to come to the house of a neighbor whose house is closer to his own workshop, went to kotonu with someone to go and buy a car and that the person failed to go and pay the balance of the money given to him on the car. The sad side if the whole thing is that my sister husband never knew when the two people went to buy the car, he never witnessed when they both were given them self money, he never surety for anyone during the period the two were dealing with themselves.The complainant who set up the so called abduction. When contacted refused to tell us the reasons why he came to arrest my sister husband saying he was not the one who arrested him. He also refused to give the IPO number who is said was in charge of the case. When pressed further, he said we should go and do whatever we want to do and cut off the phone. And he refused to pick the Subsequent call to his number. As I write people are on their way to Abeokuta. to further confirm the state of the innocent man abducted illegally

Nairaland GeneralRe: Aboki With 6 Toes On Both Legs Spotted In Warri by joceey(m): 9:07pm On Sep 21, 2017
Na extra be this ooo special toes
RomanceRe: I Gave My Boyfriend N500k, Has He Duped Me? by joceey(m): 8:44pm On Sep 21, 2017
Pls guys how best can I get this money back from him cos I know he has it but playing pranks on me. I don't mind loosing my relationship with him as I don't trust him any longer.









Hmmmmmm its shows you don't love this guy what a pity........some ladies an the way they reason
SportsTake This by joceey(op):
grin
RomanceRe: What Type Of CAR Can Your Current Bank Account Buy? by joceey(m): 9:49pm On Sep 19, 2017
BMW X6 range sport 2017, Toyota camry 2018 model...make I continue grin
RomanceRe: Am 18 And Am In Love With A 30yrs Guy by joceey(m): 12:01pm On Sep 19, 2017
tiffanyfan:
Am a 200l student, I met this guy here on NL, though when we started I didn't tell him am 18, I told him am 24, I cooked up different lies for him, so that he won't see me as a teenager, but with time, I felt deeply in love with me and I think he felt the same way, though we have never slept together. I decided to confess all my lies to him....which I did on Saturday, though he was angry initially but he later calm down and said I should come to his place today so that we can talk about the issue....av never been to his place b4, we only meet at public places. The problem now is he is threatening to call it quit if I did come to his house today, though I really love him but am not ready to go his house now. PLEASE NO INSULT
Use your brain girl....A guy that loves you will not threaten to call it a quit under no circumstances neither you confess or you didn't visit...Advice don't go.....
RomanceRe: Who Should I Choose by joceey(m): 9:29pm On Sep 18, 2017
zaramgrand:
Nope
It's too early to conclude just still observe him..so that you will not end up making a big mistake
RomanceRe: Who Should I Choose by joceey(m): 9:03pm On Sep 18, 2017
Let me ask you the 2nd guy the 29yrs old...Is he temperamental?
RomanceRe: "Men Are Afraid To Propose To Us" - Ghanaian Military Women Cry Out by joceey(m): 1:01pm On Sep 18, 2017
I trust my brothers we nigerian no dey fear for that side over boldness dey worry us lol grin
AutosRe: . by joceey(m): 9:31am On Sep 18, 2017
Pictures pls
EducationDutch Ministry Of Education, Culture And Sciences Scholarship, 2017-18 by joceey(op): 9:07am On Sep 18, 2017
EducationNetherlands Master And Phd Scholarships For International Applicants, 2017 by joceey(op): 8:52am On Sep 18, 2017
RomanceRe: My Promotion Letter Turned To Sack Letter by joceey(m): 4:08pm On Sep 14, 2017
This one strong ooo........your wife na witch now Abi clap for yourself angry
PoliticsRe: Thugs Clash With Journalists At Kwara High Court (Photos) by joceey(m): 3:35pm On Sep 14, 2017
Na Bukola sarki handwork be this. I bet u 100%
Christianity EtcRe: Pls Help Me And Interpret These Dreams by joceey(m): 5:43pm On Sep 13, 2017
Olive4:
I can fast
Kk read this psalms
First read psalm 51 thrice ask for forgiveness of sin and ask Jesus Christ to sanctify your body spirit and soul your surroundings and everything that has to do with you. Do this pray for like 30mins. After that read Psalm 35,27,91 seven times each. After reading the psalms ask God to remove and destroy every strange spirit in your life and what ever thing that HE did not create with you should be uprooted and consumed by fire every. Do this prayer with sincere and hope heart every 3hours GOD is your strength amen
Christianity EtcRe: Pls Help Me And Interpret These Dreams by joceey(m): 5:34pm On Sep 13, 2017
Olive4:
I can fast
Kk
Christianity EtcRe: Pls Help Me And Interpret These Dreams by joceey(m): 2:56pm On Sep 13, 2017
Olive4:
My relationships don't always work out... I am confused

Should I go to a pastor and ask him to deliver me or is their any faster way I can get rid of it
Go and see a pastor for deliverance or i can guide you.Hope you can fast and pray?
Christianity EtcRe: Pls Help Me And Interpret These Dreams by joceey(m): 1:14pm On Sep 13, 2017
Olive4:
pls what do u guys think abt this dreams

the first time I had d dream :
I was with a guy I really love but we haven't started dating yet... in that dat dream we were both sitting down on a bench when a very beautiful snake appeared (I can't remember how it came dia tho), I was so afraid and was trying to run but something was slowing me down....and d snake was raising it head trying to reach me ( it was like it wanted to play with me) the guy wasn't scared but he rather told me to relax, that the snake won't bite me. I woke up scared

that one pass


then last night:

I was dreaming where my parents called us for morning devotion . I was Abt entering our parlour when my mum shouted snake!!... so we started looking for d snake and later caught it.... a very beautiful black and white snake in zigzag lines. my dad ordered my brother to throw it away.
All of a sudden my brother started playing with me with d snake.. I was so afraid but something was slowing me down to run, I was just dia crying and shouting his name... the snake was raising it's head to my face and I shouted and woke up with so much fear.

I prayed and read psalm 91 but kind of scared about those 2 dreams

I am going to see that guy I love tomorrow because he is very sick but I am having double mind now.
pls someone help a sister



don't mind my grammar.... fear no gree me
You need to be deliverance from th spirit of snake, it will be affecting your relationship in real life
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Christians Fast? by joceey(m): 12:09pm On Sep 10, 2017
gentlegenius:
Is this the only scripture you can quote? Why not tell where and how those men you mentioned above fasted before God answers their prayers.
David only fasted when he prayed God to keep his son alive. The son still died anyways. But there were times David received favours from God without fasting. Though I'm not condemning fasting, but based on the way it is done this days, should we follow suit? Based on how God wanted us to fast as stated in Isaiah 58 (pls take time to read), should we continue the practice of staying hungry in the name of fasting?
Examples of Fasting in the Bible In times of war: The Benjamites fasted and defeated the other Israelites. Judges 20:26 Repentance: The King of Nineveh ordered the whole city to fast and repent. Consequently, they were forgiven of their sin. Jonah 3:5 Darius, The king of Persia, fasted and prayed all night after placing Daniel in the lions' den. Daniel 6:18 When facing danger: Ezra fasted as he prayed for wisdom and protection when he prepared the people to return to Jerusalem from Babylon. Ezra 8:21, 23 Courage and Wisdom Esther and the Jews of Shushan fasted when faced with their destruction planned by Haman. Esther 4:3,16; 9:31 In times of grief A seven-day fast was held when the bones of Saul and his sons were buried. 1 Samuel 31:13; 1 Chronicles 10:12 In times of distress David fasted after hearing that Saul and Jonathan were dead. 2 Samuel 1:12 Ultimate denial of the flesh Jesus fasted 40 days and 40 nights before being tempted by Satan. Matthew 4:2 Spiritual Power Jesus said this kind can come out by nothing but prayer and fasting. Mark 9:29 Wisdom Paul and Barnabas prayed and fasted at the appointment of elders for the churches. Acts 14:23 Set aside self for holiness Paul suggested that husbands and wives abstain from sexual relations to give themselves to fasting and prayer. 1 Corinthians 7:Answered prayer Cornelius fasted four days, after which time an angel appeared to him. Consequently, he and his family received the gospel and were baptized. Acts 10:30-31 Mourning During his time of mourning, Daniel fasted three weeks, after which time he received a vision. Daniel 10:1-3 Special revelation Moses fasted for 40 days and received the law. Exodus 34:27-28 Spiritual Recuperation Elijah fasted 40 days after killing prophets of Baal. 1 Kings 19:1-9
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Christians Fast? by joceey(m): 10:33am On Sep 10, 2017
Why do xtian fast?
Are you a Christian in practical not just professing one?if truly you are a genuine Christian ,you don't need to ask why Christian fast the Bible is your guide even Daniel, Elijah and so on in the Bible fasted including David....anybody or pastor that tell you not to fast is an enemy of your soul quote me well...except if you are having health issues like ulcer and so on there are some health issue that even need fasting...even animal knows the benefit of fasting,they abstain from food n water when they are sick....Pls read your Bible it's your best guide. Jesus said in the book of Mark 9:29 and I quote..This kind can come forth by nothing but prayer and fasting
Christianity Etc***who Is The Greatest*** by joceey(op): 9:23am On Sep 10, 2017
***WHO IS THE GREATEST***
---They came to Capernaum. When He was in the house, Lord Jesus Christ asked them, "What were you arguing about on the road?" But they kept quit because on the way they had argued about who was THE GREATEST. Sitting down, Jesus called the Twelve Apostle and said, "If anyone wants to be FIRST, he must be the VERY LAST, and the SERVANT OFALL."
---Jesus Christ took a little child and him stand among them. Taking him in His arms, He said to them, "Whoever welcome one of these LITTLE children in my name WELCOMES ME; and whoever WELCOMES ME DOES NOT WELCOME ME BUT THE ONE WHO SENT ME." Grace and peace be yours in abundance.
HealthRe: My Uncle Has Large Boils On His Head, Please Save His Health Condition (pics) by joceey(m): 12:39am On Sep 01, 2017
Sunofgod:
Dettol........pricey but necessary,
Dettol is the best solution tested and confirm.....ask him to take beecham amplicox and rub Dettol morning and night before a month come back here and share the testimony
TravelRe: Who Has A Clue On How To Secure Gabonese Visa by joceey(m): 7:29am On Aug 30, 2017
cutieme:
Really?As a nigerian?
Yes
TravelRe: Who Has A Clue On How To Secure Gabonese Visa by joceey(m): 8:08pm On Aug 29, 2017
Visit Gabon embassy in Benin Republic and you will get your visa
RomanceRe: How Do I Convince My Parents by joceey(m): 9:47am On Aug 29, 2017
Young man let me advice you with a sincere heart please finish your school first before going into any business..You are looking at things from one direction take your dad advice....Goodluck
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Did Not Save My Number On His Phone? by joceey(m): 9:35am On Aug 29, 2017
Have been doing some follow up about you and this relationship you are into...By now you ought to know that this guy doesn't love you and it's like you forcing yourself on him. Pls if you can just give some space for a month...don't call him or pick his calls or reply his text or text him....its time to turn the table around in your favour and to knw his real motives....
Christianity EtcRe: How Do You Know That Your Pastor Is Not A False Prophet? by joceey(m): 9:38am On Aug 27, 2017
Religion is very deep beyond our human imagination especially Christianity.......Just because a prophecy given by a prophet didn't come to pass that does not mean it failed......let look at the of King Hezekiah...in Isa 38:1 In those days Hezekiah became terminally ill. The prophet Isaiah son of Amoz came and said to him, "This is what the LORD says: 'Put your affairs in order, for you are about to die; you will not recover.'. Take note in the verse 2-5 He prayed and GOD change his case..... if prophet Isaiah was in our time people we say he was fake........
Christianity Etc***who Holds The World On His Shoulders?*** by joceey(op): 11:02am On Aug 20, 2017
***WHO HOLDS THE WORLD ON HIS SHOULDERS?***
---GREEK MYTHOLOGY STATES THAT A RACE OF GIANTS CALLED TITANS ONCE RULED THE WORLD. WHEN THEY WERE CONQUERED BY THE god ZEUS ( Acts 14:8-15). A GIANT CALLED ATLAS WAS CONDEMNED TO HOLD THE WORLD ON HIS SHOULDERS. THIS IS A PAGAN'S BELIEF. THE HOLY SCRIPTURE SAYS "HE(GOD) SPREADS OUT THE NORTHERN SKIES OVER EMPTY SPACE; HE(GOD) SUSPENDS THE EARTH OVER NOTHING." "THE GRACE OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST BE WITH GOD'S PEOPLE." AMEN.
Science/Technology*why Are There 24 Hours In A Day*** by joceey(op): 10:47am On Aug 20, 2017
*WHY ARE THERE 24 HOURS IN A DAY***
---THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS DIVIDED DAYTIME INTO TEN PARTS MARKED ON A SUNDIAL. AT NIGHT THEY DIVIDED THE STARS INTO TWELVE GROUPS THAT APPEARED IN THE NIGHT SKY ONE AFTER THE OTHER. NEITHER OF THESE METHODS OF CALCULATING TIME WAS SUITABLE AT DAWN OR DUSK, SO THESE WERE ADDED TO THE 22 DIVISIONS TO MAKE A TOTAL OF 24. THE SYSTEM HAS ALSO BEEN TRACED TO THE BABYLONIANS, WHO ARE THOUGHT TO HAVE BEEN THE FIRST TO DIVIDE DAYLIGHT INTO 12 HOURS, A SIMILAR DIVISION BEING APPLIED TO THE PERIOD OF DARKNESS.
RomanceRe: Should I Marry Two Wife? by joceey(m): 9:45am On Aug 20, 2017
Hmmmm why not stick with what you have already? Mark my word if you marry the other lady that left you to ghana that will be your greatest mistake in life......The lady that endured and gave birth to two kids for you I think you owe her a lot now that things are working in your favour..... don't try polygamy.....you re created to make a difference I mean re write history....learn from other people mistake....goodluck
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In My Shoes!!! by joceey(m): 8:03am On Aug 19, 2017
Sad story but count yourself lucky that you were in love with an unfaithful guy whose love for you was selfish reason and start looking for another place to stay.....Goodluck

Christianity Etc***why Do We Blow Out Birthday Candles?*** by joceey(op): 7:08am On Aug 16, 2017
---WHEN YOU BLOW OUT THE CANDLES ON A BIRTHDAY CAKE YOU ARE FOLLOWING A CUSTOM CREATED BY THE ANCIENT GREEKS. ON THE SIXTH DAY OF EACH MONTH, THE BIRTHDAY OF ARTEMIS (goddess of the hunt, Acts 19:23-27), THE ANCIENT GREEKS MADE A HONEY CAKE TOPPED WITH BURNING CANDLES IN HER HONOUR. AS EACH CANDLE WAS EXTINGUISHED, THE PEOPLE PRAYED TO THE GODDESS FOR A PRESENT. IN THE SAME WAY, A PERSON WHO BLOWS OUT ALL THE CANDLES ON A BIRTHDAY CAKE, IT IS BELIEVED, WILL HAVE A WISH GRANTED. AND IT IS A PAGAN'S BELIEF. "THANKS AND MAY GOD BE WITH YOU ALL."

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