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Oluwatola5: No probz bro, regular supply is sure 4 u

Oluwatola5: u talent is surely inborn. Wld rily lyk 2 kno more of u and read more of dis in Ife

Samtolly4JESUS: Too bad I only have that of Starcomss.....

Samtolly4JESUS: you're going places bro..... Thumbs up!

notime3555: boss u try ooooo

hackex: أسرار في أسرار
دنيت اية اللى بتجرحنا دا احنا اللى بنجرح نفسينا يبقى معنا اللى يفرحنا وندور على
الى يبكينا عمر الدنيا ماجرحت حد اسالو اى دموع على خد الانسان عايز الحب سلعة متباعة

AND HOW WAS YOUR NITE??

Samtolly4JESUS: inside faculty of LAW

Samtolly4JESUS: Leave Samtolly alone with his mission


Immediately Gloatken(f) is released from prison, we shall test 'her' status!

Samtolly4JESUS: Na ladies FG dey look for na....

Besides Samtolly is out the country now..

He's needed in Somalia for a peace treaty.. Pray he comes back alive...

Signed: BanKI Moon

Samtolly4JESUS: Gloatken(m) carries the real female icon!!

in fact, I was about telling you that all those girls aren't the taste of my cute disvirgined-formattor machine, the machined beeped and showed on it's desktop that it's only SAMTOLL4...that'd do... So, I need you to put of your big pants now...or else gboa the faculty of law oau

Samtolly4JESUS: You know I told you I had amnesia.... Its affecting my eyes too...

These are the Name I could see:

FynestGirl

JakesRess

Gloaken(f)

X-Girl

Ola babe1

Manage those ones abeg...

Samtolly4JESUS: I just inhaled 10 KGS of cooking gas.... An racked with Amnesia...

I can't remember my course...

Is it WAL?

Damn , you see, let's make dis task so easy, cos it's a easy task, time's not on my side at all at all o, if I fail to carry out the test betwixt now and the next 24 hrs, OAU's faculty of law go collapse gboa cos d machine go explode, na inside your faculty I kept am... So, for your own sake gangan, rush down to d bottom of this trend, copy and paste any name with 'f' in its front, dat's all ...

Tommybob: PS 2 or PS 3 Lol

World Greatest1: what course did you put in for.

Samtolly4JESUS: its a pity my medulla went on strike just now.... Maybe you take the risk

Samtolly4JESUS: I think we've enough girls on this thread

Samtolly4JESUS: or JABU

Or RUN

OR Babcock.. Am sure the sum total of Virgins in the 3 schools should be up to 43:-o...

OAU and UI will add the remaining 7

DAMN, I AM DYING LOLing jae, SEE THE THING THDRE IS, I AM ABSURBED CURRENTLY WORKING ON A MACHINE, A MACHINE THAT COULD FORMAT HUMAN BEINGS/ LOWER ANIMALS e.g dogs etc, HUMANS? MOST EXPECIALLY YOUTH THAT HAD BEEN DEFLOWERED/DISVIRGINED, BE IT IN NIGHTMARES/DREAMS OR ON BEDS/MATS/IN REAL LIFE LIKE THIS... IT SHOULD BE COMPLETED AFORE ASUU CULL OFF THERE STUBBORN THING AND IMMA NEED ANYONE HERE, THAT'D VOLUNTEER, I NEED TO TEST IT FIRST BEFORE SELLING IT OUT... I AM SERIOUS O...

hackex: At this juncture, i want to just begin to thank GOD 4 our admission into our various departments.

Thank Him 4 i know deep down my heart that our mighty GOD has done it again

Thank Him 4 he has restored the years we sowed in tears

Jst thank Him 4 we av already been admitted, given our first choice courses, cleared, matriculated and we are already receiving lectures by His Grace

Thank Him 4 the ASUU strike whch i know by faith that he has brought to an end

Thank Him 4 providing our parents and families with the finance and materials needed thru-out our stay in OAU
Thank Him 4 i know he would guide and protect us tru-out our stay in school

Thank Him 4 his Grace and Mercy over our lifes
Thank Him 4 sparing us and our families and giving us and our families long life

Thank Him 4 the innumerable things he has done, he is doing and he will do


Thank Him, worship Him, give Him praise IN JESUS NAME AMEN

papindinho: lolz...plus no pun intended.lolz

papindinho: hahahahaha..... Tola should have that in stock nao...lolz

papindinho: REVOLUTION ke... In this divided plural state. Make God help us o. Btw, wetin be CHLOrOPHOBING.... Is it related to chloroquine ni...lolz

papindinho: My good -bad guy.... No mind them jawe. One of those things niyen o

hackex: After 10 unsuccessful meetings with the Federal Government, the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, yesterday said government was not ready to end the 8-week-old strike, lamenting that government displayed dishonesty and lack of integrity during negotiations.

At a briefing in Lagos, ASUU’s President, Dr. Isa Faggae, claimed that government had declared it would not implement the agreed injection of funds to revitalise the public universities, but was only making a dubious statement of supporting some universities with N100 billion.

He said: “Government had also declared that itwill not pay university academics their earnedallowances which accumulated from 2009 to 2013.

Rather, it is talking about providing N30 billion to assist various Governing Councils of Federal Universities to defray the arrears of N92 billion owed to all categories of staff in the university system.”

Narrating the union’s experience at the last meeting with the Government held on Monday, Faggae said: ASUU was shocked by the level of deceit, dishonesty, and lack of integrity displayed by the Government. Never in the history of ASUU-Government
relations have we, as a union, ever experienced the kind of volte-face exhibited by Government. Atone stage in the interaction, the Secretary to the Government Federation ridiculed the agreement, the MoU and the Needs Assessment Report, mocking the Minister of Education to “go and give them N400 billion,” at which members of the government scornfully laughed.”

He argued that the Governor Gabriel Suswam-led Implementation Committee was being used as smokescreen to “deceive ASUU, Nigerian students and their parents, as well as other unsuspecting members of the public on the purportedly released N100 billion for the implementation of the Needs Assessment Report.

First, he said, government plans to divert the regular yearly allocations to universities by Tertiary Education Trust, TETFund, to make at least 70% of the N100 billion. This is unacceptable to ASUU. It is like robbing Peter to pay Paul, since the idea of revitalization took full cognizance of the intervention role TETFund ab-initio.

“Again, contrary to subsisting operational procedures, about 75% of the money meant for revitalizing universities would not be released to them as the Suswam Committee plans to hand over construction of the hostel projects to the Federal Ministry of Education and/or the National Universities Commission, for implementation. This is illegal; neither the ministry nor NUC is backed by laws of Nigerian Public Universities to divert monies meant for the development of these institutions into centrally executed projects.”

Dr. Faggae questioned the committee’s motives for proposing to commit N1.6 million to a bed space, instead of N200, 000 to N400,000, saying, “We see a continuation of outrageous contract regimes in the plan to centrally coordinate the construction of student hostels as done in the case of the 12 newly established Federal Universities with TET Fund resources. The NUC has transmuted itself into a “Tenders’ board” which awarded contracts for the construction of 560 bed spaces hostel for each university at a whooping sum of 1.2bn. This contract sum translates into N2.143 million per bed space.

fYnEsTboII: lool who tell u say na mod ban u?? Yeye boi..... I dn explain to u na.. Na one mumu robot dey do dat wrk bt a mod fit help u out lobatan.

benatex: guys is it really true dat all cutoffs r in SENATE BUILDING