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 Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:24pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Fynestboi: bad habit replyng me bk with questn..so... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:20pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Fynestboi: Relive!!!!! Finally achieved my aim of bring this thread bk to its normal pace of moving....bad habit o boy, YOUR AIM bawo... You sound damn selfish up there, it's a joint work my PRESIDENT, we all made it happen again... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:12pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Fynestboi: and then?u need her? |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:09pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
[b]...so you'll see many people thronging you because you are happy but when sad, coyness kicks start! I am a living witness... If you are a doubting type, gbagbe osi, try and read my signature; gone are the milliseconds, seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years/decades when I used to be doubtful or of a shaky faith, now I know my worth in Jesu Kristi, no mountain is too crazy for you and or me to surmount as long as you abelief (God)...wait jo... I said wait ehn... O ya see... ...It's faith that makes one take the next step without seeing the next steps of a staircase... ...nothing is impossible for God to do and you need no more magics, miracles or whatever you might be expecting to make your faith wax stronger, the fact that you were graced to see the light of today is enough as an evident evidence to make you belief in God that only nothing is imposible for you to achieve, I mean nothing and mark my words... A standing faith in our dear Lord Jesu can make one to be happy beyond the figment of one's imagination... I am not a dead witness trust me... Good night and have peaceful nightmares please... Amen  [/b] |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:51pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
FelcoCom: dnt understand u brou no kurrent o, so, u no no say na ZOOLOGY your PRESIDENT studied 4 varsity b4 becomin a deputy governor-governor-vice president-president(yeye one) ? |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:41pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Fynestboi: dat ur gf na Gold?na oyinbo peepee jae... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:38pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Awnnn!!! Am so luvin dis. It isnt easy copin wif left hand tho, sumfins ar jxt isnt easy. So evry yr now, August 13 on d wayhence, I declare OCTOBER 1ST AS RIGHTIES DAY... IF JONATHAN ASK YOU WHO SAID DAT, SED NA ME, HE GO COMPLY. RIGHTIES DAY MUST TAKE THE POST OF INDEPENDENCE DAY, INDEPENDENCE DAY COULD TAKE 2ND OCTOBER KILO KANMI... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:33pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Lolzzz.... I rily suffered a lot wen i wuz young coz my mum and dad neva tut me d@ usin left hand 4 elders wuz bad, but shouts and beatings 4rm elderly pple tut melols... both na hands jae, according to my mumsy... She sed make I greet u wella... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:24pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
FelcoCom: breakin news........president jonathan fires minister of education and eight otherssebi I told u d oda day dat zoologist suppose dey feed lions and d likes, he sabi zero about body-politying I swear on my girlfwend |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 1:07pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
felastika: So wat course are u in for now?eng |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 11:54am On Sep 11, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: hmm.....y are u laffin at me nau? Is a gud tin 2 b left-handed ooo.it's gud jae, my best fwend in high school days is left-handed and left-legged too, but me ehn, I used to make jest of him die... I just can't elp lafin at our culture here at tyms jae, old people fit knock the shit outta ur head if u use ur left hand to give them tins... O ya, shout one Hallelujah with ur left hand jae... I am a fan... WARNING; don't slap with ur left hand o, it fit kil person o, use ur ryt instead ehn, dat one no go hurt too much u get...! ... 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 11:14am On Sep 11, 2013 |
Dolphineyes: Of course u ain't anorexic. And u haven't helped matters by not having a face anywhere. Not even on a supposed "Facebook"ehn!hmmmmm... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 11:04am On Sep 11, 2013 |
Evelyntk: Wetin we go do abt dis biochem na,,abi wetin dey do both oau n jamb dat dey require mathWetin we go do abt dis biochem na,,abi wetin dey do both oau n jamb dat dey require mathWetin we go do abt dis biochem na,,abi wetin dey do both oau n jamb dat dey require mathgo to the admission to seek a way out now o, don't tarry too long o... ;o |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:29am On Sep 11, 2013 |
felastika: Yes,wrote lit in eng,govt nd econsdat's y u c ur name jae... But it's been rectified sha... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:26am On Sep 11, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Eyah, i lyk d guy also. But onve he is playin against Nadal, i jxt must support my left-handed guy coz he is promotin lefties lyk me altho he jxt trained imslf 2 use it tho.u be lefti, I am dying laughing... jae... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 7:48pm On Sep 10, 2013 |
felastika: I didn't do maths nd my name is on jamb site,admited 4 Pol scibut u did econs ryt? Tell me ur combos... Mine are eng, lit, govt and crs |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 11:26am On Sep 10, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Awnnn!!!! So touchin dearie, am touched. My ogas and ogastresses, d likes of Jakes, Pappy, Samtolly, Phtemie, Miketotti, Jodekss, Cime, Emmy, Kejilee, Great medic, Miracy, Chiamaka, Sleek Hoyeen, and all oda active nairalanders shld com er, i av got hot gflakes 4 u all for free, b it congo or trailer, so who wants?well, I'll try and manage 5 trucks of ur gflakes, I hope u go put jara...on top am sha...! |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 11:06am On Sep 10, 2013 |
Abadokun: dt is exactly wat dy told me wen i went their, d only tinz we can do is to find a right connection.act fast o, no dullings o...ehn ehn... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 11:01am On Sep 10, 2013 |
[b]...and each day would always dawn with loads of packages just has a santa clause or father xmas would always dawn with packages for kids, for today, it's no lying or exggerating that today, people will die(prematurely) and people will come to life to live, some will bounce up joyfully whilst some will hold their heads firmly blubbering and saying we me, why us, why this and that...! ...don't get jilted dear; so would life always be, hence, so it will be, and almost nothing can change that..., but I pray through the grace our Lord Jesus Christ bequeathed upon us all via is coming cos of the 'John 3:16,' may our joy today know no bound and may woe or any shape or form of sad happenings never bounce on any of us reading this: our friends and or family, extended family and or our enemies... Good morny in Jesu Kristi's name... Good morny... "Jamb don para-mad honestly, na same dey told me dat my name isn't on jamb site yet cos I didn't do math as a candidate aspiring to study Political Science, when it's stipulated in the brochure that GOVERNMENT OR HISTORY AND ANY OTHER TWO SOCIAL SCIENCE/ARTS SUBJECTS are okay as the combo, I went to complain too and was helped to switch to my second choice...[/b] |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:31pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
oya, let's be serious jae, if OAU's main campus got shifted to HELL FIRE gangan, who go go there to matric, study and the likes? Me o, I go go o wella, Walahi talahi I go go but... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:26pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
yemmy1: Dont expect the admission list to be uploaded on OAU eportal soon. Stalites have not resume second semester remember. The Merit list release on jamb website is just to meet up with jamb deadline. Expect the list toward the end of the year and the beginning of next year.isu all rice sir, me o, I fit work go heaven come back if an unskippable lecture wan hold there, am serious lyk serious o... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:10pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
FelcoCom: sorry guys . ..i will have to digress a little bit.. .do u knw dat hell is real?...mind u hell is not for u neither is for me...it is for satan and d fallen angels..but sin can open d door to go to that tormentin place while someone can close the door to the place...y not accept dat someone into your life to be your saviour ...who am i even talking about and thats JESUS...accept him today before its too late...for those that have acceptd him. .i congratulate u..hold wat u ave receivd tightly .....Jesus is comin back soon...shalom[b]GOD, I DON'T NEED BEING ON THE SUPPLEMENTARY LISTS BUT ON THE MERIT LIST OF THOSE THAT'D GAIN A GAINFUL ADMISSION INTO YOUR BEAUTEOUS KINGDOM IN THE END OF DAYS THAT'S NEAREST IN THE END OF MY UNENDING RUNNINGS IN THIS DIRTY WORLD... ...but wait o, am I putting God under compulsion...? [slapped myself 3X] God, through your favour ni o, count me worthy, for for real it's a wide knowledge that am also one of the purest sinners left in this world hmmmmmm, who's totally holy...! Forgive my doubting your powers inspite showing 'em to make me belief in you the more... Father, just under your good-graces factor, count me worthy I plea. [blubbering] I penitently submit my whole heart, spirit, mind, body and soul into your cares, for am not perfect, not too good either...[MARK 10:18] And it's confirmed that even gaining admission into OAU this year can't give me eternal joy but being with you for ever and ever will so please guide my parts to be by and on your side at all time... [sigh] Good night... See ya all in the morrow... Shout-outs... Shalom...[/b] 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:21pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Lolzzz....Jodekss u b comic reliefabi o... Life no hard dis much jae... Jest or no jest, news or no news, d thread dey speed as if him don experience Mario 'B-RUN' |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 4:46pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
papindinho: wa shere padi miabi o padi, who said the thread or sey na forum dem call am no mature ehn? U see, we fight, we resolve it, the problem we all have is that we simply want balance, we want things to go smoot for ever and that can never happen for that's how it is in real life so it verisimilitude with this thread too; this thing is like a steering wheel, if you keep on turning it just to your right only, accident would loom, so, you have steer-padle the steering to either sides at all times i.e, you jest a bit, you turn mean a bit, you post somberly, some readers would read it and say 'wow' while some would and call it a piece of shit and via that, wars get loosed but in the processes, you guys or we would always calm the rage and feel up the opened rift with something I would rather call maturity. That is what life, normally, is all about, and that is what a real maturity is all about... Quote me wrong and or quote me right, me is well ready to defend my words you get? |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 4:45pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
abi o, who said the thread or sey na forum dem call am no mature ehn? U see, we fight, we resolve it, the problem we all have is that we simply want balance, we want things to go smoot for ever and that can never happen for that's how it is in real life so it verisimilitude with this thread too; this thing is like a steering wheel, if you keep on turning it just to your right only, accident would loom, so, you have steer-padle the steering to either sides at all times i.e, you jest a bit, you turn mean a bit, you post somberly, some readers would read it and say 'wow' while some would and call it a piece of shit and via that, wars get loosed but in the processes, you guys or we would always calm the rage and feel up the opened rift with something I would rather call maturity. That is what life, normally, is all about, and that is what a real maturity is all about... Quote me wrong and or quote me right, me is well ready to defend my words you get? |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:54pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Walahi Jesu ngbo, i love this forum die |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:16pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
[b]Happy Sunday nah...!RELIGIONS... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/243350/religions.html I don't feel like judging But am an expresser In one of my churches they keep teaching me to have enemies Cos hating my enemies is loving them According to the collars I was told to hate them so... See let me tell you I pray by their given ways thus: Die my enemies... For furious fires, cureses and others are the instrument they used to give me To bless my enemies Now listen to what God expects; Loving is what defines God and His incomprehensive existence Love and nothing more was the root curse for the birth of Christ But listen to me praying against my enemies In the mighty name of Jesus that died cos of His love for all May HIV/AID and breast and brain cancer and crone disease cuddle up all my enemies Starting from brother Ben cos he failed not to work against my being retrenched Sister Boney too should die for cutting-right my left leg Now my enemies die in Jesus' name that loved all sinners. Funny me isn't it? Folly me isn't it? Look we have countless religions now Now, Christians? I can count them for you within a sec. But bro. none's perfect Don't you remember that your best friend must be someone elses' best enemy? This world the world we live in for you I am not going to get startled a jot: read with your penis Trudge on a cactus coarse ground with bare head Eat via your puss or teensy-weensy I'd rather morph those to a jest. On a sunny Sunday like this rainy one You have me on the God's seat, a synagogue to listen to your preachings preacher I'd told you afore the sermon kicked on that am dying famishing You prayed for me that may Jesus pray for me What about one of many sliced loaves you're pampering with your white fridges? Are you done waggling loads of rubbish on that puppet please? Now home, chum, borrow me your big new axe I need to dig a little hole I am robbing with it don't worry Is what's right right at the back of my wrong mind I got shot by a good cop and now am dead and fighting for a free freedom from that furious oven Just as the rich man and Lazurus' tell-tale ended None answered, who was why I wobbled in here? Who would want to believe that a priest pointed me to this, the direction of hell? We have religions shamefully aye But Christians? I said can even count them without one sec. The true love is long lost Hatred and enmity and other old life's life is now too surplus with us Come here I am sinner too But listen you these brave saints of our dear Lord Jesus Christ You don't love God with your white collars You love El-OLAM only even by dying trying to love your oppugnants And none's too right not to be wrong so Damin Dane please don't get me wrong I can't always be right but perhaps this time I am not wrong![/b] 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 7:04pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
Samleke77: Jodekss, wana v a chitchat on 2go o!no lele... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:08pm On Sep 07, 2013*. Modified: 5:27pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
[b]...well, all is well jae, ni temi o, if you like, derain, I mean derail the ted, I mean, the thread, I mean, the trend, the whatever jare, what I know and believe is that, that time's fast coming in ehn, when you'd love to update your facebook.com status let alone this nairaland.com, but OAU palavers would nicely not let you..., take it or trash it... There is time for everything, to the very extent that I used to tell my big head that there's even time to say that, "there's time for everything..." Good morny... I mean good even... AND LESS I FORGET, DON'T IN ANY MANNER, BE IT DIRECT OR INDIRECT CASTIGATE ANYONE THAT HASN'T SEEN OR THAT'S YET AWAITING HIS/HER NAME; I BESEECH YOU IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER- GOD, THE SON- JESU AND THE HOLY-GHOSTS- ANGELS AND THE LIKES, COS GOD DO VEX BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE DOESN'T USED TO LAUGH... WE SHOULDN'T BE A TYPE THAT WOULD LET OUR JOY BE THE ROOT CAUSE OF THE SADNESS OF OTHERS BUT IF OUR JOY IS WHAT COMPELS ANYONE OR OTHERS TO FEEL SAD THEN THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE, SOMETHING GOD FROWNS ON WITH THE PEAK OF HIS RAGE... Make things look lively please- mo bebe, boredomness kills faster than cancer mixed with HIV/AID at times... But I ehm, somberly adjure us to let's let moderacy and fear of Oluwa stick to our minds while doing so by not letting go the topic factor of this progressive trend...[/b] 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:15am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: No, i didnt see it. Am still in camp o, but will go bak home 2daisey na CAC youth camp at Ikeji Arakeji...? It pained me that I coudn't go... They too are arriving 2day... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:13am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Oops!!! D beginning of the end of this thread. I hope dis decision is a wise one anywai's coz surely, we wudnt av pple online 2 come 2 our aid again wen in dire need. But wu am i 2 object 2 d@? Bak 2 my quiet life jawe.lols... Lemme concorct a joke jae...Tola- damn, I am sick of this trend or sey na thread dem kal am abi wetin u tink Fynestboi...? Fynestboi- hmmmm, well...! Tola- well? Fynestboi- ehn... Well! Tola- wat did your 'well' mean, don't tell me you don't have something in mind about this o cos u b d President abi u don 4get... Fynestboi - well... Tola- 'well' again...? Fynestboi- ehn nah, well... Tola- (frowned) why don't you kuku change your nairaland username to WELL instead of FYNESTBOI...mtchewwwwwwwwwwwww(a long hiss)! Fynestboi- well.......... Just a joke o... Good morny in Jesus' name... I feel more happy cos my angels wouldn't leave me... Let's shout Allelujah... Eyin baba logo... I greet all muslims too o, morny to all o... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 7:15am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Teezman: guy Pls can you help confirm mine or any other person on campusam bak in my town, i no reside in Ife, u get? |
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