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T.ice:wetin b ur course and sey na first choice u chose oau or na 2nd? |
Olastep1: CI tink dey haven't uploaded ours, Political Science, social sciences... I met merit and dis other guy too- SAMLEKE, and ehm, i chose oau as my either choices...wetin u tink ore? |
Fynestboi: drop ur jamb reg36590879DC |
Fynestboi: re u 2nd choicefirst ni. And my agg is 223. The cut 4 p.science,social science is 222. Osun katchment is 212... I don't no what dey are up to, may b dey r stil uploading... |
Samleke77: i second u oh, wats OAU trying to do! Wo make dem no gv me hypertension o! It seems dey v nt uploaded all d listi think so, cos i met da merit cut |
Samleke77: go to jamb website and check adminstion status wit ur reg no, let me knw wat u c bro. GoodluckI met d merit but dey haven't given me d admission, perhaps dey are still uploading it... SAMLEKE, we both chose p.science, and are merited but our names ain't yet out... |
Samleke77: u don check ur adminstion status?where and how? |
...and now students had given FG and ASUU ultimatum, a 7 days ultimatum or else receive war on dear head... Seconded, Jonathan, that shithead, he'd fired the Youth minister, the youth minister that'd plea to his fellows for goodness sake, now students/youth heads are waxing hot extremely, ready to take on anything... Read details on The Sun Newspaper, please... |
If you love AWO hostel and u wanna be there to hostel...! QUOTE ME. |
300 gbam... Laaataaaro...(exhausted) |
WHEN THE LAST TRUMPET SOUNDS... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/192927/when-the-last-trumpet-sounds.html On the final assembly which is of God's The levels are gonna deplete to 0's Then, there shan't be chances I meant, to sieze, cease and other sting things The second coming is all ready coming to end these rays My family, friends and fiends Don't we that commenced the race are going to end it at some place? Just a market place We do the buyings and go back to our houses On this Aye, no escaping routes There is no vyings So, nought even noes And a complete nay to ayes For sirs and mas Fear no restitution after the last trumpet sounds... |
Sleek_Hoyeen: May God have mercy. The end is near. 'Obama sef na devil himself'.na so dem talk am o, but d fakt is, be it the truth or lie, somehow someday, the world must just end nooni, in fact, nearest, but after am done graduating, married, have kids, build mansions, become president of usa...etc... ☺... Really, d world end soonext... |
[b]This was one of 2012's... I love it lyk mad, why? I talked about my mummy there...my wonderful mummy... RAIN; ME AND MY MUMMY... When the rain is coming My mama will always call me Even, while snoring on my mat lost in vast dreams She would knock and kick me up Go and assemble those bouquets n pails For goodness... For they are the host. Thank you Heaven for opening your mighty mouth this morny again She would always say; The happiness her heart releases Bounty, She loves rain really. But, begone The rainy days are gone See her, woebegoned Me... Mama, why, he shall come again Son, tell me, when? Next season my mama Rescind your rains They're calling enchantingly mine Mama, do it Should I help with my handkerchief? Aye son, but, what if I am gone afore then? Mama, Hakuna matata Gulp up this maltina Or would you prefer fanta? You will be older Than Mandela and Methusela... Rain! Listen to me and my mama Come again next year Come early enough and make my mama merry again Mama, Hakuna matata The rain said he shall come again next year Even twice in December As usual to us here in Nigeria. ☺[/b] |
[b]This was one of 2012's... I love it lyk mad, why? I talked about my mummy there...my wonderful mummy... RAIN; ME AND MY MUMMY... When the rain is coming My mama will always call me Even, while snoring on my mat lost in vast dreams She would knock and kick me up Go and assemble those bouquets n pails For goodness... For they are the host. Thank you Heaven for opening your mighty mouth this morny again She would always say; The happiness her heart releases Bounty, She loves rain really. But, begone The rainy days are gone See her, woebegoned Me... Mama, why, he shall come again Son, tell me, when? Next season my mama Rescind your rains They're calling enchantingly mine Mama, do it Should I help with my handkerchief? Aye son, but, what if I am gone afore then? Mama, Hakuna matata Gulp up this maltina Or would you prefer fanta? You will be older Than Mandela and Methusela... Rain! Listen to me and my mama Come again next year Come early enough and make my mama merry again Mama, Hakuna matata The rain said he shall come again next year Even twice in December As usual to us here in Nigeria. ☺[/b] |
youngPRO: which one u dey nah? I tot I saw that before? Or u wan follow join the race ni by ctrl c + ctrl V?lol, nat dis won... |
[b]2011 things, man, that year ehn, I even failed Oau p.jamb in the same month I penned this poem; August...hmmmm, 298 shey...? I PRAY http://www.poetfreak.com/text/103291/i-am-poem.html Jesus Christ, thanks Aye,thanks for thy flavoured favours & great good graces Aye,was it not ye,me demanded peace Aye,last 365 days and yesterday? To not make me a prey And as I pray Aye, ye always endorse without relunctancy You make my world pretty All in thy pity. Am I not an iniquitor,Father? I act in sins theatre I had mutate many's money to blank paper Aye,inspite that Ye blood-purge me white Ye even utter thus that, it's my right God, now this day Here is thy son again to pray Aye,I have manifold things to say Okay... I'm going out to see Aye,what's in the world I plea Don't make me be at sea Watch me true,for can I do it alone? No,not a lone ever does it alone, Make me rich as Solomon's treasure,for I hate the word loan God, the I am that I am Listen to thy handiwork in calm Palm me with thy palm Hey! Am a student Aye, I request heavenly breath Aye,breath of knowledge,sage,comprehension on earth For me to fly without wing For me to touch the sky,yes by thy tag For me to excel without commingle with satan's gang. Be with me to my last gasp Betwixt satan and me, aye,the gap Make it infinitly long Yes, many are ill Today, them,heal Be it, hospital,aye house,road side,even on hills,now,heal. To dine with thee in the end I always seek After this wonderful dark sinisterous forest is burnt up to take Aye,the wheath,to tears' detriment to bake. I exalt you God The only God that god that god You,the most jealous God. Thank you Jesus For if you hadn't descended to us Then,what would've been the gain of man's existence. Thank you holy spirit For with you,to hell with impediment Even with you,down the drain with native orthodox,wizardry & the witch-craft. Amen Thank you Amen And thank you the Father of Amen...[/b] |
Oluwatola5: Av told u 2 stop eatin isu wit rice.[sniff and sobbing] I am trying nah, ko easy nah... L☺l... |
[b]This was penned in 2011, herein, I tried and gave human attributes to the word 'poem...' This trend must hit 300 anyhow afore 700pm... I AM POEM... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/103291/i-am-poem.html Hi,Poem,am introducing myself not as Orwel George My my existence was even before Nuah's arch-deluge Aye,when man's mind was engrossed sinfully tough My ways are aghastly pleasing,depending how you straight my wave See,utilise me the way you deem fit Even,hand me the promulgation of thy's tidings,to them,I shall deliver than of expect Had I not bathe through three trillion unpolarised red sea? Experiencing such strenuousity,I vituperise,but my choice,long dead,now you can coerse to errand me like mahogany Some,had in may times sent me yes but delivered no Vividly,many manifold had sent me no but me, yes,cos am not a cheap-riped mango My eyes squints,the right guards the writer And the next invigilates the reader For to comprehend my incoherency,right now,seek for understanding Cos,if of double-mindful while reading me,surely,my yes then no,viz-a-viz,like a tattered rag of backward ageing My name is Poem,digest this advice Sure,your metacarpals hold miraculous surprise I reiterate,you're the best at lacing me with witty words of wisdom that're sweet Please,you, poet or poetess,when you write me,paste to convert the most sinful to penitent Nay,recollect,my master,this globe has "A," behold,far no more is its "Z." And, the moment the horn is blown the hour your penning and my delivering to the reader shall end.[/b] |
MIND - #acrostic... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/230698/mind-acrostic.html Many would say niggas ain't got no good manners In your own view, that is Not even every ant flies Dear, some ants leave socially, even amid the winged... |
Chiamaka01: Jodekss's got talent. Keep it up.Thanks jae, I just wan elp push d trend port 300 wella kia kia no to waste time... I appreciate that... |
Oluwatola5: no, ur pschologist didehn ehn, so, your eng.edu don metamorfalse into PSYCHOLOGY...isu allrise...! ☺ |
USA- #acrostic http://www.poetfreak.com/text/232403/usa-acrostic.html Unless the United States of America turn to God now She will surely be the state to usher in the much Awaited beast of the end time so take time... |
Oluwatola5: Yh, am aware d@ u normally talk ironically @tyms. I guess dis is one of dos momentsa a a a ah, na u say o! ☺ |
Olastep1: lol... Me gentle bigu? Hmmmm... |
Oluwatola5: Small? I guess u were sleeping when you typed d@. Bro, u are stubborn big time. I no fit lie youme? I gentle pass d dumbest sheep ever, I gentle o... You know nah, kilode to fin sebayi nah... Lol... |
Samtolly4JESUS: shebi na you see the dead Asun?mtchew, sey na dat, go check your backyard nah...trust me for once nah... |
Samtolly4JESUS: ehn ehn??me? Roast am? O'er my dead body and even my casket, u go do am nah... |
Olastep1: I said earlier that OAU has 8 undergraduate hostels.I go prefer awolowo jae, cos I stubborn small... |
Samtolly4JESUS: Who died??not ASUU o, na asun died... |
[b] ASUN GIVES UP... The negotiations between the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) and the Federal Government collapsed again yesterday as the lecturers have pulled out of the Governor Gabriel Suswam- led Committee on Needs Assessment of Nigerian Universities. In a letter detailing its reasons for withdrawing from the committee, ASUU said that the committee had not made progress on the issues for which it was set up, adding it was not satisfied with the way the N100 billion raised by government to rehabilitate structures in the universities was being managed. Worse still, ASUU in the letter dated August 26 and signed by its National President, Dr. Nasir Isa Fagge, accused the Suswam committee of not being, clear on its plans for managing the funds. It cited the inclusion of a "Project Administration Fund," even as it queried the manner which funds were allocated to universities slated to benefit from government's intervention. The letter stated that, "we have also noted albeit quizzically, that some N1.975 billion was allocated to the 62nd university called Project Admin Cost. "We see no justification for allocating an amount more than what is allocated to four universities put together to a bogus Project Admin Cost". The striking lecturers who had earlier announced their withdrawal from negotiations with the government, said that until the activities of the Suswam committee are carried out transparently and its misgivings on the modus operandi of the committee are addressed, ASUU will not return to the committee. "In view of the foregoing, ASUU will be unable to continue in the membership of the committee until the issues raised are properly addressed", Fagge stated. Does this news look like giving up, to me, it looks like giving in the more...? http://m.naij.com/news/45328.html[/b] |
Tosdam: I thank God for my safe journey to oau...Good move, may God not blind His good mercies from you and us all! |
Olastep1: Before i gist you about Academics in OAU's perspective, lets discuss about freshers verification....9ice |