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EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 1:26pm On Aug 29, 2013
T.ice:
Omo d tin dey write no admission given yet
wetin b ur course and sey na first choice u chose oau or na 2nd?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 1:18pm On Aug 29, 2013
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I tink dey haven't uploaded ours, Political Science, social sciences...
I met merit and dis other guy too- SAMLEKE, and ehm, i chose oau as my either choices...wetin u tink ore?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 1:05pm On Aug 29, 2013
Fynestboi: drop ur jamb reg
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EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 12:39pm On Aug 29, 2013
Fynestboi: re u 2nd choice
first ni.
And my agg is 223.
The cut 4 p.science,social science is 222.
Osun katchment is 212... I don't no what dey are up to, may b dey r stil uploading...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 12:33pm On Aug 29, 2013
Samleke77: i second u oh, wats OAU trying to do! Wo make dem no gv me hypertension o! It seems dey v nt uploaded all d list
i think so, cos i met da merit cut
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 12:24pm On Aug 29, 2013
Samleke77: go to jamb website and check adminstion status wit ur reg no, let me knw wat u c bro. Goodluck
I met d merit but dey haven't given me d admission, perhaps dey are still uploading it... SAMLEKE, we both chose p.science, and are merited but our names ain't yet out...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 11:28am On Aug 29, 2013
Samleke77: u don check ur adminstion status?
where and how?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 11:04am On Aug 29, 2013
...and now students had given FG and ASUU ultimatum, a 7 days ultimatum or else receive war on dear head...

Seconded, Jonathan, that shithead, he'd fired the Youth minister, the youth minister that'd plea to his fellows for goodness sake, now students/youth heads are waxing hot extremely, ready to take on anything...
Read details on The Sun Newspaper, please...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:41pm On Aug 28, 2013
If you love AWO hostel and u wanna be there to hostel...! QUOTE ME.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:38pm On Aug 28, 2013
300 gbam... Laaataaaro...(exhausted)
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:37pm On Aug 28, 2013
WHEN THE LAST TRUMPET SOUNDS...
http://www.poetfreak.com/text/192927/when-the-last-trumpet-sounds.html

On the final assembly which is of God's
The levels are gonna deplete to 0's
Then, there shan't be chances
I meant, to sieze, cease and other sting things
The second coming is all ready coming to end these rays
My family, friends and fiends
Don't we that commenced the race are going to end it at some place?
Just a market place
We do the buyings and go back to our houses
On this
Aye, no escaping routes
There is no vyings
So, nought even noes
And a complete nay to ayes
For sirs and mas
Fear no restitution after the last trumpet sounds...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:33pm On Aug 28, 2013
Sleek_Hoyeen: May God have mercy. The end is near. 'Obama sef na devil himself'.
na so dem talk am o, but d fakt is, be it the truth or lie, somehow someday, the world must just end nooni, in fact, nearest, but after am done graduating, married, have kids, build mansions, become president of usa...etc... ☺... Really, d world end soonext...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:23pm On Aug 28, 2013
[b]This was one of 2012's... I love it lyk mad, why? I talked about my mummy there...my wonderful mummy...

RAIN; ME AND MY MUMMY...

When the rain is coming
My mama will always call me
Even, while snoring on my mat lost in vast dreams
She would knock and kick me up
Go and assemble those bouquets n pails
For goodness...
For they are the host.
Thank you Heaven for opening your mighty mouth this morny again
She would always say;
The happiness her heart releases
Bounty,
She loves rain really.
But, begone
The rainy days are gone
See her, woebegoned
Me...
Mama, why, he shall come again
Son, tell me, when?
Next season my mama
Rescind your rains
They're calling enchantingly mine
Mama, do it
Should I help with my handkerchief?
Aye son, but, what if I am gone afore then?
Mama,
Hakuna matata
Gulp up this maltina
Or would you prefer fanta?
You will be older
Than Mandela and Methusela...
Rain!
Listen to me and my mama
Come again next year
Come early enough and make my mama merry again
Mama,
Hakuna matata
The rain said he shall come again next year
Even twice in December
As usual to us here in Nigeria.
☺[/b]
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:22pm On Aug 28, 2013
[b]This was one of 2012's... I love it lyk mad, why? I talked about my mummy there...my wonderful mummy...

RAIN; ME AND MY MUMMY...

When the rain is coming
My mama will always call me
Even, while snoring on my mat lost in vast dreams
She would knock and kick me up
Go and assemble those bouquets n pails
For goodness...
For they are the host.
Thank you Heaven for opening your mighty mouth this morny again
She would always say;
The happiness her heart releases
Bounty,
She loves rain really.
But, begone
The rainy days are gone
See her, woebegoned
Me...
Mama, why, he shall come again
Son, tell me, when?
Next season my mama
Rescind your rains
They're calling enchantingly mine
Mama, do it
Should I help with my handkerchief?
Aye son, but, what if I am gone afore then?
Mama,
Hakuna matata
Gulp up this maltina
Or would you prefer fanta?
You will be older
Than Mandela and Methusela...
Rain!
Listen to me and my mama
Come again next year
Come early enough and make my mama merry again
Mama,
Hakuna matata
The rain said he shall come again next year
Even twice in December
As usual to us here in Nigeria.
☺[/b]
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:20pm On Aug 28, 2013
youngPRO: which one u dey nah? I tot I saw that before? Or u wan follow join the race ni by ctrl c + ctrl V?
lol, nat dis won...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:14pm On Aug 28, 2013
[b]2011 things, man, that year ehn, I even failed Oau p.jamb in the same month I penned this poem; August...hmmmm, 298 shey...?

I PRAY
http://www.poetfreak.com/text/103291/i-am-poem.html
Jesus Christ, thanks
Aye,thanks for thy flavoured favours & great good graces
Aye,was it not ye,me demanded peace
Aye,last 365 days and yesterday?
To not make me a prey
And as I pray
Aye, ye always endorse without relunctancy
You make my world pretty
All in thy pity.
Am I not an iniquitor,Father?
I act in sins theatre
I had mutate many's money to blank paper
Aye,inspite that
Ye blood-purge me white
Ye even utter thus that, it's my right
God, now this day
Here is thy son again to pray
Aye,I have manifold things to say
Okay...
I'm going out to see
Aye,what's in the world I plea
Don't make me be at sea
Watch me true,for can I do it alone?
No,not a lone ever does it alone,
Make me rich as Solomon's treasure,for I hate the word loan
God, the I am that I am
Listen to thy handiwork in calm
Palm me with thy palm
Hey! Am a student
Aye, I request heavenly breath
Aye,breath of knowledge,sage,comprehension on earth
For me to fly without wing
For me to touch the sky,yes by thy tag
For me to excel without commingle with satan's gang.

Be with me to my last gasp
Betwixt satan and me, aye,the gap
Make it infinitly long
Yes, many are ill
Today, them,heal
Be it, hospital,aye house,road side,even on hills,now,heal.
To dine with thee in the end I always seek
After this wonderful dark sinisterous forest is burnt up to take
Aye,the wheath,to tears' detriment to bake.
I exalt you God
The only God that god that god
You,the most jealous God.
Thank you Jesus
For if you hadn't descended to us
Then,what would've been the gain of man's existence.
Thank you holy spirit
For with you,to hell with impediment
Even with you,down the drain with native orthodox,wizardry & the witch-craft.
Amen
Thank you Amen
And thank you the Father of Amen...[/b]
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:03pm On Aug 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: Av told u 2 stop eatin isu wit rice.
[sniff and sobbing] I am trying nah, ko easy nah... L☺l...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:58pm On Aug 28, 2013
[b]This was penned in 2011, herein, I tried and gave human attributes to the word 'poem...' This trend must hit 300 anyhow afore 700pm...

I AM POEM...
http://www.poetfreak.com/text/103291/i-am-poem.html

Hi,Poem,am introducing myself not as Orwel George

My my existence was even before Nuah's arch-deluge

Aye,when man's mind was engrossed sinfully tough

My ways are aghastly pleasing,depending how you straight my wave

See,utilise me the way you deem fit

Even,hand me the promulgation of thy's tidings,to them,I shall deliver than of expect

Had I not bathe through three trillion unpolarised red sea?

Experiencing such strenuousity,I vituperise,but my choice,long dead,now you can coerse to errand me like mahogany

Some,had in may times sent me yes but delivered no

Vividly,many manifold had sent me no but me, yes,cos am not a cheap-riped mango

My eyes squints,the right guards the writer

And the next invigilates the reader

For to comprehend my incoherency,right now,seek for understanding

Cos,if of double-mindful while reading me,surely,my yes then no,viz-a-viz,like a tattered rag of backward ageing

My name is Poem,digest this advice

Sure,your metacarpals hold miraculous surprise

I reiterate,you're the best at lacing me with witty words of wisdom that're sweet

Please,you, poet or poetess,when you write me,paste to convert the most sinful to penitent

Nay,recollect,my master,this globe has "A," behold,far no more is its "Z."

And, the moment the horn is blown the hour your penning and my delivering to the reader shall end.[/b]
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:52pm On Aug 28, 2013
MIND - #acrostic...
http://www.poetfreak.com/text/230698/mind-acrostic.html

Many would say niggas ain't got no good manners
In your own view, that is
Not even every ant flies
Dear, some ants leave socially, even amid the winged...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:50pm On Aug 28, 2013
Chiamaka01: Jodekss's got talent. Keep it up.
Thanks jae, I just wan elp push d trend port 300 wella kia kia no to waste time... I appreciate that...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:48pm On Aug 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: no, ur pschologist did
ehn ehn, so, your eng.edu don metamorfalse into PSYCHOLOGY...isu allrise...! ☺
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:31pm On Aug 28, 2013
USA- #acrostic
http://www.poetfreak.com/text/232403/usa-acrostic.html
Unless the United States of America turn to God now

She will surely be the state to usher in the much

Awaited beast of the end time so take time...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:28pm On Aug 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: Yh, am aware d@ u normally talk ironically @tyms. I guess dis is one of dos moments
a a a a ah, na u say o! ☺
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:13pm On Aug 28, 2013
Olastep1: lol... Me gentle big
u? Hmmmm...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:11pm On Aug 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: Small? I guess u were sleeping when you typed d@. Bro, u are stubborn big time. I no fit lie you
me? I gentle pass d dumbest sheep ever, I gentle o... You know nah, kilode to fin sebayi nah... Lol...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 4:14pm On Aug 28, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: shebi na you see the dead Asun?

Carry am go roast na
mtchew, sey na dat, go check your backyard nah...trust me for once nah...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 4:00pm On Aug 28, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: ehn ehn??

Roast am make we chop na..
me? Roast am? O'er my dead body and even my casket, u go do am nah...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:54pm On Aug 28, 2013
Olastep1: I said earlier that OAU has 8 undergraduate hostels.

For male, we have Angola, Fajuyi, Awolowo, and ETF.

For obinrin, we have Moz, Moremi, Alumni and Akintola.

Angola is strictly for male freshers while Moz is strictly for female freshers. Thats why its in front of each other.

Apart from that, as a fresher you may be allocated into other hostels. It happens. But you know, its eportal that do allocates space. You'l apply on the eportal n it'l immediately give u ur bunk/room/block/hall.

Each hall/hostel has its advantages and disadvantages.

The ETF finestboi is talking about is the farthest to the academics section of the school, yet, OAU central market and Bukateria is directly @ its back.

Angola/Moz guys are sometimes irritating, yet, any news or info concerning freshers academics flies quicky.

Awo guys are always disgusting, yet, they'l teach u how to be smart.

Moremi babes are very near to White House/academics, yet, you'l be taught how to live big.

Faj guys and Akintola kokolets are also near academics but their toilets esp faj are mostly unflushed.

Alumni girls have the nicest rooms, yet, they're taught how to stay indoors and cook all day.


Different strokes for Different folks
I go prefer awolowo jae, cos I stubborn small...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:47pm On Aug 28, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: Who died??





ASUU??
not ASUU o, na asun died...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:15am On Aug 28, 2013
[b]
ASUN GIVES UP...
The negotiations between the
Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU) and the
Federal Government collapsed
again yesterday as the
lecturers have pulled out of
the Governor Gabriel Suswam-
led Committee on Needs
Assessment of Nigerian
Universities.
In a letter detailing its reasons
for withdrawing from the
committee, ASUU said that the
committee had not made
progress on the issues for
which it was set up, adding it
was not satisfied with the way
the N100 billion raised by
government to rehabilitate
structures in the universities
was being managed.
Worse still, ASUU in the letter
dated August 26 and signed by
its National President, Dr. Nasir
Isa Fagge, accused the Suswam
committee of not being, clear
on its plans for managing the
funds. It cited the inclusion of a
"Project Administration Fund,"
even as it queried the manner
which funds were allocated to
universities slated to benefit
from government's
intervention.
The letter stated that, "we have
also noted albeit quizzically, that
some N1.975 billion was
allocated to the 62nd university
called Project Admin Cost.
"We see no justification for
allocating an amount more than
what is allocated to four
universities put together to a
bogus Project Admin Cost". The
striking lecturers who had
earlier announced their
withdrawal from negotiations
with the government, said that
until the activities of the
Suswam committee are carried
out transparently and its
misgivings on the modus
operandi of the committee are
addressed, ASUU will not return
to the committee.
"In view of the foregoing, ASUU
will be unable to continue in
the membership of the
committee until the issues
raised are properly addressed",
Fagge stated. Does this news look like giving up, to me, it looks like giving in the more...? http://m.naij.com/news/45328.html[/b]
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:07am On Aug 28, 2013
Tosdam: I thank God for my safe journey to oau...

One doesn't need to stay @home n think miracle will happen overnight without working towards it, i went to ife today to seek help from my faulty admin cos am 3.5 behind the cutoff mark, n i take God cos is not 2 late for me...

Praying to God to see me through...
Good move, may God not blind His good mercies from you and us all!
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:04am On Aug 28, 2013
Olastep1: Before i gist you about Academics in OAU's perspective, lets discuss about freshers verification....

Am telling you now cos its stil fresh in my memory though i just downloaded it from my medulla oblongata...



I pains my heart the day my friend was 'deported' from his choice course to another course.

And apart from that, i witnessed one in my faculty and heard about five cases of students who are somehow related to me i.e friend's friend.

I'm telling you early enough to help you know what you're doing... Infact, you'll be lucky enough if you arent denied the admission.

Please and please, i'm going to list the major requirements. I may not go into detail for now. If you're stil sleeping, browsing and waiting for the admission lists/letter. Its good but please, find something to do about the requirements.

Dont feel that the professor your dad knows will help you do that#


Inshort,

1). Your SSCE result whether WAEC or NECO at not more than two [2] sittings. Mind you, OAU does not accept NABTEB results. It should contain the credit passes (A1, B2, B3, C4, C5, C6) only in the necessary subjects. You can mix WAEC and NECO results. It's allowed. I dont need to remind you that English and Mathematics is needed except you want to study Traditional Medicine (Herbalist). And Chemistry, Physics and Biology for any science student.

2). Your Jamb and Post-Jamb results slip.

3). Your OAU Admission Slip which will be made available to you later on.

4) Your Certificate of Origin. It must be from the Local Govt you wrote in Jamb registration. It must be signed and stamped. You'l present the Original during your verification.

5). Your Birth Certificate from the Hospital OR Declaration of Age from any High Court in Nigeria. It may not necessary be from your Local Govt.

6). More than 30 passport photograph. Dont worry, it's less costly in school. So, you can wait til then.

7). Your Jamb Admission Letter. I intentionally put it as the last because its not that necessary. The reason is because your OAU admission letter may not be on Jamb website during the period of verification. But you'l be asked though.


Hmmmmm.


Ask any question now. Feel free. Or else, we move to Academics....lol
9ice

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