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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera: 10:55am On May 02, 2022
50d33q:
Tavarez is becoming our weaklink he needs protection or else he will be the end of us.
I also feel if coaches like apari, moanrinho handle him his head go straight because we are yet to get even 40% of his potential.
The game sweet I really enjoyed 2 teams that was attacking and the same time conscious of defending
Next week is dgw and top 4 decider
True, Tavarez got a lot of untapped potential that if utilised very well will make him become devastating. This guy can attack and loves attack well and he's still young. I just hope Arteta improves his game especially from next season.

Ystdy match eh, my heart just dey my mouth. The way both of us they ball ourselves as well as being Very cautious at the back meant both teams really wanted the win. See the way Moyes take they put attackers later. Thank goodness for our two CBs that made the day.

We just need to win Leeds and hope Liverpool wins Tottenham. Then we try not to lose against Tottenham. With that, top 4 hopes is 90% in our hands. My big joy is that Tottenham have Liverpool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 10:46am On May 02, 2022
50d33q:
That was how lordcat with all his mouth ran away from this thread.
Una no get power for bet you they bet
Yoruba will say 'ologun arinyan olon je ayan'
Na either lordcat or itzmedozie make me vex and laff at the same time.(I've forgotten who particularly)

One of those two monikers was so sure of winning the bet that everyday he was disturbing his counterpart to be ready to pay up say him no wan hear Tori oo. Even guys dey tell am make him calm down, my guy no wan hear. Na so so disturb him just him counterpart.

Omo, when the bet cast and the other person won against him, na so I see my guy deactivate sharp sharp. The way wey e vex me that day eh, chai grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 10:38am On May 02, 2022
afrodoc2:
The thing bite me for body say person wey dey blow that kain grammar fit deactivate untop small change.

If your car no dey blow AC e get certain grammar wey you no suppose dey blow. grin cheesy grin
bwahahaha grin grin

You no go blame am, I hear say na so most lawyers dey do
No be small thing grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:50am On May 02, 2022
afrodoc2:
No money dey too small for deactivation.

Na so Elruditor bobo us that year before we found out that he had exchanged financial blessing for grammar blessing. cheesy
Hahahaha grin grin

Abeg Doc, no kill people with laff biko grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera: 11:05pm On May 01, 2022
I still dey ask.
What happened to the Tavarez of first half of the season? He wasn't bad like this na.

Nketiah with a fine game. Started slowly then grew into the game midway through the first half. Love his desire going for goals and was unlucky not to hit the back of the net today, I also think it was his shots which forced the corners we capitalised on in scoring the two goals. Also loved the way he held up the ball today. Seems to be improving in that aspect.

Hope Tomi and Saka isn't out oo. It Would be very bad if we lose those two again to injuries.

Tight and nervy game but glad with the gritty win. Holding first EPL goal for us was very very crucial. Defenders' goals served us today. It's been a long time we've scored through cross and nod(holding and Gabriel).

Elneny and Xhaka had an Okay game, but I'll rate Xhaka ahead of his partner today. Nice through pass from Elneny to Nketiah during the 2nd half. World class passers would be proud grin

Nice 3 points, back to top 4, happy wins

Coyg!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jodera: 10:30pm On May 01, 2022
FirstbornWds:
The guy na real dirty. How did manage to play top-flight football in England and banged that amount of goals for una
grin. Hahahaha, that bolded funny grin

na why we been tell Una say make Una calm down during that early hysteria.

Auba na just to create chance for am make him score. No just think about him interplay or other aspects of him game, just dash am chance make him score. If not eh.... grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera: 10:23pm On May 01, 2022
Ibukzy:
Kwaku the traveller escaped Europa League narrowly on the last day with Juventus last season.

No thanks to Napoli losing and juventus benching Ronaldo.

He came to Man United that finished 2nd, he improved them, scored 919292 goals only to still end up in the Europa League ��

Is that your goat?
Fixed!!
Don't thank me, what we friends for? cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jodera: 10:15pm On May 01, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Jodera

You will like to discuss with this my friend grin
grin

Na why I bin no too vex for Auba sale. If Auba no dey score goals eh, na vex you go dey vex for am, cos him performance fit make you vomit grin

I still dey wait Una Auba appreciation mail oo cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jodera: 10:12pm On May 01, 2022
jpmoriarti:
God forbid Aubameyang.

If he is going to be our striker next season, then we're on a long thing angry
Lol..
Auba honeymoon don finish grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera:
Bombblacks:
You didn't answer the question. Has Lewandowski goals not been leading Bayern to win the Bundeliga for the past few years so why not Ronaldo at Juventus? If Bayern for example sells Lewandowski and buys Haaland who proceeds to Score 25 to 30 league goals en route to them winning the league, did he lead them or not?
Okay, lemme leave aside trolling Ronaldo and be serious.

For one, you don't give someone what he already has. Ronaldo 25 goals was not needed, he wasn't indispensable In that team. Granted, no body might not be able to score 25/30 goals, but that won't stop them from winning the league. He just came to improve them in the cl as he's a winner, not league they've always had under wraps since all the core winners are still there.

Two, Ronaldo didn't come as a direct replacement to anybody unlike the halaand- lewy example. If by next season Bayern buys halaand and still have lewy. If halaand likes let him score 30goals alongside lewy, it still won't change the fact that he added nothing Aside boosting his CV. That's the case of Ronaldo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera: 2:21pm On May 01, 2022
BlueRayDick:
Na one of the stadium camera o
Omo, grin grin

E funny dieee grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:20pm On May 01, 2022
andrewbaba44:
cheesy cheesy
Na true na.
See how dem wan attaché Ronaldo name for the league. Something wey castaway cuardrado and morata bin dey win on a daily even carry the team enter UCL finals twice. E reach Ronaldo turn, him wan carry dem go Europa. grin

Than God for pirlo wisdom for not allowing that to happen, he had to bench Ronaldo's ass in order to secure UCL qualification for juventus on the last day of the season. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera: 2:12pm On May 01, 2022
BlueRayDick:
A very cold picture : unbothered Martinelli carrying the whole Chelsea team Trabaye after Kante slipped grin
Omo.. grin
Who do this thing?? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:09pm On May 01, 2022
Bombblacks:
What's funny about it? Has Lewandowski goals not been leading Bayern to win the Bundeliga for the past few years so why not Ronaldo at Juventus.
it's funny because with or without Ronaldo, they were winning it for YEARS and that's fact. Ronaldo added nothing new or extraordinary to that winning Serie A
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:06pm On May 01, 2022
Ihebu4chelsea:
who told you?
Lol, cos They're professionals and they'll always think like one
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:31am On May 01, 2022
Ihebu4chelsea:
Match Day... I think Everton needs this game more than Us..
We should help Lampard keep his Job
Lol, thank goodness footballers don't think this way grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 8:37am On May 01, 2022
TrebleChamp:
He was leading Juventus to League titles (except last season) being their main man and top goal scorer, while small goat was fumbling with Barcelona in La liga. Ronaldo won CL at United and Real Madrid, small goat hasn't won it since Xavi and Iniesta retired. small goat is a system player and the world has seen it now grin. A very good player no doubt, but a system players that will struggle outside his comfort zone...
Lol, leading juventus to a league they've been perennially winning for over 5times in a row?? Funny grin

The only time Ronaldo won Serie A top scorer award, juventus narrowly qualified for the champions League. Guess what? He was benched for that most crucial match of the season that made them to qualify for the UCL. I mean your Goat was benched in the last match of the season o, even sub him no see grin
Dem no wan risk their ucl qualification with Ronaldo's presence. A very wise choice they made grin

The only Goat that can turn perennial winners to ordinary team grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by Jodera: 3:58pm On Apr 30, 2022
AnfieldFan:
Personally, I would stick with Rice... Difficult things are easier when he plays.. He's not the flashiest, I just think he's the fulcrum...
Similar to Bobby during our 17,18, 19 seasons...
You mean Firmino?
Food › Re: Do You Normally Cry When You Slice The Onion (pic) by Jodera: 3:23pm On Apr 30, 2022
Emma1Oj:
Yes. And it's good because it cleans d eyes and make your vision clearer.
Big myth.
While the tears isn't harmful, it isn't useful also like cleaning the eyes. It just causes irritation which induces tears and not that the tears cleans the eyes
Food › Re: Do You Normally Cry When You Slice The Onion (pic) by Jodera: 3:18pm On Apr 30, 2022
OlawaleBammie:
Even if my woman dey slice it for kitchen a go dey cry for palour. She always says my eyes get dirt, i dont know how tru it is.

But i have told her to always slice the bandit ahead of tym, onion wey u wan use for night slice am for ground in the morning abeg
Lol, tell her to put her onions in water or cut her onions in water and she/you would never cry again. That trick works all the time

And no, that tears doesn't mean that dirty dey your eye. Na just myth be that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 3:12pm On Apr 30, 2022
CAPdan21:
E nor shock you...Na arsenal thread be the next bus stop
Lol.. next bus stop suppose be Una thread sef. At least, make Una thread move small grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 3:02pm On Apr 30, 2022
BlueMann:
Boehly/Whyss have won the race.
Since yesterday. I even thought you or Amoto have even dropped the news
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:55pm On Apr 30, 2022
hensben:
Leave am. Na Jonsing guy. [b]Cr7 fan are good at cherry picking to make [/b]void point when discussing on a general scale.
Exactly.
Imagine we're in 2022 and he's bringing stats of la Liga that ended in 2014 like say one of them leave the league around that time grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:53pm On Apr 30, 2022
Trevor012:
kk
Your darling coach never still get club?? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:51pm On Apr 30, 2022
Expert17:
Messi fans sabi graphics design too, we go edit stats for them cheesy
Lol.. That 7 balon d'Or they pain dem ehh grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:50pm On Apr 30, 2022
Trevor012:
If you are too stupid not to see I was using that Pic to show hensbrain that Ronaldo is more than goals and he also creates chances then I have to leave you to your own foolishness.
Lol, I also see that hensben was strictly talking about 2009-2014.

Congrats!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:45pm On Apr 30, 2022
Trevor012:
Direct whatever question you asked to whoscored when even a semi daft person could decipher the point I was trying to pass with that Picture.
Whoscored ended in 2014 I see grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:44pm On Apr 30, 2022
andrewbaba44:
We go soon carry am go back to manure thread

If Mohammed no go mountain the mountain go come to Mohammed grin
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:42pm On Apr 30, 2022
Expert17:
Football ended in 2013/14, na fukuballu we dey play now grin grin
Football ended the day Madrid won la decima grin. Leave Trevor and him skewed stats grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:39pm On Apr 30, 2022
Trevor012:
Go and ask whoscored to provide more.
Lol, na you start am na, you suppose complete am grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:39pm On Apr 30, 2022
Expert17:
My brother, you know I love anything stats grin grin
Keep up the good work boss grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:36pm On Apr 30, 2022
Trevor012:
Lmfao Ronaldo with the 3rd highest assist in history and the most assists in the champions league is all about goals according to hensbrain. Its useless replying some people lol.
Lol, but why stop at 13/14 when both still exceeded that year in la Liga?

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