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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 11:20am On Jan 11, 2023
Lana1:
It's a very funny something. You stan mid players but talk trash about better players
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera2: 12:21am On Jan 02, 2023
Adding to your "Talking about Tactics" @Roland17


One thing I noticed is that I think these guys are one of the best technically gifted guys in the league. You've talked about the midfield which is great but I also want to touch on the defenders. The defenders mostly acts as the base to this team and all 4 of them seem specially selected for their roles. All of them are very good passers of the ball (both short and long passes) and they all seem to understand their roles very very well. White is someone that have really really impressed me the most. They all seem to be fazed under intense pressure (bar Gabriel beginning of season)

Another thing is that this team greatly coached and drilled. Most times, the way our players execute the understanding of spaces is really magnificent. The way we easily bypass opponents press in tight spaces due to one touch passes and manipulation of tight spaces is an indication of how highly technical these guys are and how greatly coached and drilled they've really underwent by the staff.

Then you talk about deception. Last season, I noticed it was mostly Partey and Odegaard that's the masters of the "disguise pass". But now I've noticed even Xhaka as well as Martinelli is even doing it. That's why it's easy for most our passes In the opposition 3rd mostly clicks. I mean, when disguise pass meets understanding of spaces, then you'll wonder less why we're always deadly when we attack.

Then the unpredictability in attack which is making it hard for opposition defenders. Watch anytime Jesus (or recently Nketiah) drops deep to interplay thereby dragging the CBs off position, both Martinelli and Xhaka looks to attack that space. Moreover, the kind of bodies we push into the opposition box is much (I think we're the highest in the league). Then the players being ambipedal and unpredictable. Nketiah goal ystdy was still as a result of Martinelli fooling Lamptey by going onto his left and unleashing that shot. Before then, Lamptey was always having joy when anytime Martinelli is cutting to the right and looking to beat him.

So many facets from Tactics to intense coaching/drilling, to players quality and technicality. Then we have the mentality that's one of the best. No wonder we're top of the league playing beautifully!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 11:20pm On Jan 01, 2023
andrewbaba44:
But how e come take do well for Barca ?
Nahhh, I'm not talking about Auba na.

Na Havertz I dey talk of ooo grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 9:20pm On Jan 01, 2023
Havertz10:
Auba benched again

Jode.ra good ebening
You see why I say Una no go see top 4.

Striker wey no dey score, no dey assist, no deh creative, no dey press. The only thing wey we dey only hear after match na "him try or him get blind runs"

How Una expect to make Top4?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 9:13pm On Jan 01, 2023
Havertz10:
Even if we lose by 10, Chelsea > arsenal

Mediocre club with fans that are addicted to copium cheesy
Havertz the only generational talent coping single digit goals grin grin

But na only .. "na him try pass" from your mouth we deh hear grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 9:11pm On Jan 01, 2023
Ibime:
Thunder wey go fire that BlueAngel444 dey do press up

Her own na to come hype new signings every summer, only to disappear when they flop. Right from the days of Bakayoko
I swear down grin

It seems na every August she dey appear, hype and scatter anyone that have contrary opinion then disappear when shiiii gets real grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 9:09pm On Jan 01, 2023
Roland17:
As e dey pain dem, na so e dey sweet us!
As e deh sweet us, e dey pain dem grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 8:55pm On Jan 01, 2023
Shameless club wey Haaland still score pass dem grin grin grin

Keep on doing "I don't rate Arsenal" and "arsenal won't make top 4" while your club no fit score pass 2 goals per match. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 8:52pm On Jan 01, 2023
Ibime:
I ask them how many assist he gave at Brighton last season when we decided to splash £63m on him, they answered 1
Ibime even said "they answered 1" grin grin grin grin

The person (blueangel) wey drag you for cucurella don disappear again grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 8:49pm On Jan 01, 2023
kokaneprodigy:
Ndi “I don’t rate Arsenal” can’t get a win against Forest.

They hate us cos they ain’t us
Nottingham forest beat Liverpool come draw Chelsea. If to say dem never play us you for hear "wait till you meet Nottingham forest" from ndi "I don't rate Arsenal " grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 5:07pm On Jan 01, 2023
donstan18:
Shameless Arsenal fan. grin

You for mention the major trophy if e sure you.
Lol...

When you know what a major trophy is and what it entails, I'll answer you

I know say your type dey call CWC major trophy too grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 5:00pm On Jan 01, 2023
Ihebu4chelsea:
Let me help you with the answer. Arsenal will win the Champions League in 3023. How many years from now bro??
Shey na you dey break your own rules dey quote me now?
Shey na you dey tell Donstan not to engage me, now you still dey mention me.


Which Kain wahala you be bikonu??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera2: 4:55pm On Jan 01, 2023
I know I was one of those who was against Conte signing for arsenal.

I hate short term gain and long term loss and that's one of the big reasons I was always against Conte(especially his boring type of play)

Conte and Mourinho are two coaches I would never love in my team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera2: 4:52pm On Jan 01, 2023
mostob:
I think this should be the 5th time Spurs will find themselves 2-goal down. They do managed to find a way around sha.
Lol spurs are getting worse everyday.

It's not feasible to be always coming back from 2 goals down in the long run
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera2: 4:51pm On Jan 01, 2023
mostob:
Make Aston Villa finish Spurs today

A victory against Newcastle and City (hoping Chelsea drew with them next match) and we should get a breather before Europa resumes in March.
I swear down .

Make way just dey open for us laidat grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera2: 4:49pm On Jan 01, 2023
mostob:
And what about those shots that fell on his left and he still chose to pass. My insinuation may be wrong but my reason was valid at that time.
Well... He's an Ozil type of midfielder. They choose to be creative over shooting. Especially if the players to pass to are properly positioned. It's one of the main reason I preferred him over Maddison when we were linked to both last season
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 4:45pm On Jan 01, 2023
Ihebu4chelsea:
Lol. When will Arsenal win the Champions League? Please dont quote me again till then!
Na you quote me, na you come say make I no quote you.

Most Chelsea fans sha grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 4:42pm On Jan 01, 2023
WhoDeyHause:
Nice. Very good. Now show us your champions league trophies.
Happy new year.
I no dey UCL, ask me next year.

Happy New year to you too Sir cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 4:38pm On Jan 01, 2023
Ihebu4chelsea:
oga Close mouth... Chelsea and Arsenal no be mate abeg!!
Obviously, even the blind and dumb know say we no be mate. Small nyash too dey shake

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 4:19pm On Jan 01, 2023
donstan18:
Ashamed to mention it? cheesy
I won't school you on such basic football terms na. Go and learn the definition of major trophies first then come back grin

To dey teach university students "plus and minus" no gel grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 4:14pm On Jan 01, 2023
donstan18:
Keep quiet!!

What major trophy did you win last? cheesy
Maybe you don't know the definition of major trophy na grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 4:13pm On Jan 01, 2023
IndaboskiLion:
You started like this with Argentina. You became a fan before the final.
I hope you maintain the same energy with 4-5 matches to go
Nahh... I'm here to ensure he maintains it —Whether it goes his way or not grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 4:12pm On Jan 01, 2023
Havertz10:
Auba benched again

Jodera good ebening
Na why Una no go see top 4
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 4:11pm On Jan 01, 2023
donstan18:
Your last major trophy was 2004, almost 20 years ago and you dare talk about shame?

The audacity!! cheesy grin
Last major trophy?
You must think I'm an Aston Villa or Burnley fan grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 4:10pm On Jan 01, 2023
hensben:
You mean a slow seria A. I’m talking of his poor game against top side in epl, both in Man U and chelsea. Ole had to bench him due to his poor positioning and touch. He is not a top striker, a product of hype. He is dross. I never rated him andd skeptical about his signing to chelsea but it’s not in my power to stop it.
Hmmmm...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera2: 3:53pm On Jan 01, 2023
iamoyindamola:
Pepe abi grin grin
My thought too
I swear down grin

75m for squad player too is outrageous
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera2:
Man u is two points behind Man city but it's not spoken loud enough.

*Modified.: It's four points!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera2: 3:44pm On Jan 01, 2023
iamoyindamola:
Still on it
I doubt they will reject it
Well, nice one

But 75m... Omorr!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 3:38pm On Jan 01, 2023
hensben:
Drogba was decisive when needed and that’s the most important thing. Lukaku is the most useless striker in crucial games, both in playing and scoring, he is technically bereft.
Was he like this in inter when you guys bought him?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera2: 3:33pm On Jan 01, 2023
andrewbaba44:
See my guy auba banging goals at Barca ,if auba continue like this they will call him a flop ,as if no he the same auba wey shine for Barca

They made lukaku look so bad but they will blame him and not their yeye club system

Smh
grin grin
Shey na nkunku and fofana dey come next. Na here we go still see say dem go insult dem

No be here dem call koulibaly correct defender when dem sign am?
No be here cucu be the best thing after slice bread when dem sign am?
Sterling nko?

Now na so so everyday insult dem dey insult dem but na my club and fans dey shameless grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera2: 3:28pm On Jan 01, 2023
iamoyindamola:
We already increase to 75
Really?
And they rejected it?

I didn't read it yet oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera2: 3:26pm On Jan 01, 2023
mostob:
Then why not take a shot with his right? That's it. You can see he has improved since he started taking those shots.
but it's Still with his left foot na, and that's what he's been doing ever since. In fact, the only time he had a chance to take a shot with his right after that our talk was against Chelsea (1 on 1) and you know how it panned out.

The point is, you don't think of benching your creative midfielder (one of your best) just because he doesn't take shot with his weaker feet cheesy

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