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Is there a 'married' Bachelor?.
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Laura,

Do u want all those qualities in just ONE guy? RICH + HANDSOME + CHRISTIAN + NOT PLAYING GAMES + GOOD UPBRINGING.

Thats a tall order mehn.

Maybe you shd tell us your core values and the electives! Otherwise make una no fall mugun o!

I wish you all the best as u embark on this excursion.

If you really are very busy, then why not wait till you have the time.

Guys cant cope with busy girls unless you want a part-time lover.

Ready or not?

ajagx1

Please ignore the jesters. They dont know what a great car this is. They wont appreciate the car since you lowered the price for quick sale.
The car is worth more than 800k.

You even omitted to add that the car has "CHEALING A/C' or "A/C PUMPING'.
Please let them know when its no longer "still available".

Happy selling.

Please tell us what you want to do with Peugeot 306. In this year and age.

You wan take am go Okija?

Phronesisx,

See your life outside.

U don frustrate well well.

How can you attempt to fool people wey don see everything.

If you wan date, spell out your manifesto and we will arrange but you aint gonna get far with this your 'deal' unless you come out clean,

Na me get my mouth o!

Just one more observation.

How can you honestly describe the fabric as 'clean'?

Do you know the status of an F-Reg in the UK now? Lets know the mileage then you will now the car's been terribly FLOGGED.

F- Reg for that matter. Why now?

poster,

The car will ordinarily sell for about 600k if it had come as a lefty.
Now, it will cost some 120k to change the steering from right to lhd, so you'd better start counting your gains.

The driver's seat is already telling stories, so you got some convincing to do. Its simple arithmetic and you will arrive at 'appropriate pricing'.

Wont you thank me for this unsolicited advice

Na me get my mouth o!

How can one unimaginative lad send all of you on this sort of adventure into the wilderness of phantasmagoria. Whats so special about birthday mate? And so many peolple are falling over one another to drop their birthdates. What a waste of time n talents. Even Siena who I adore so much also joined the crowd.

Keep on dropping your dates and someone will take it to some shrine for tapping your 'aishiki" (luck)

Na me get my mouth o!

Dont mind them, its an empty site, they are 'agberos' looking for passengers.

Christians dey here plenty, let me them bring their problems to a larger forum and with faith, solutions will be provided.

Its even uncivilised for people to start creating distrations on this site. If you think your issues are outside the scope of Nairaland, then move on and stop giving us cheap, empty & egocentric sites.

Enough of this emotional rascality.

Na me get my mouth o!

Narrowminded, myopic, fixated, limited and unadventourous amateur.

Grow up, man. Who tell u say na only your boring birthmate fit make you feel good?

No offence meant, pal. But you need to wake up.

Na me get my mouth o!

OK Tellbabe, we have heard your story. Now do u want a penpal, phonepal or you want to come over to Nigeria?

Please shine your eyes o!

Na me get my mouth

Koolkesh

Is this your idea of a car being 'pimped out' . This is a clear case of deliberate misrepresentation.
Anyway, if you want to sell the car near that price, I'll advise you go to Owode/Idiroko axis where they use it for cabbie biz.

You could get it sold for up to 300k, but you go settle the area boyz there u know.

Landers,
Pls leave the little lad alone. Instead of taking serious lessons to improve his grammer, he's busy finding what's not missing.  
If he is actually as confused as he claims, I advise he joins the seminary before he constitutes futher nuisance to the civilised world.

Na me get my mouth o!

I got the same mail from mercytatari. I knew instantly it was a scammer. The key to detecting such scams are:- one, if it sounds so patronising, and usually they have an address outside Naija usually Senegal/Ivory Coast/Liberia.
The simple test is to ask for her phone number. You will never get a number rather they will ask you to call a Bank Manager who is in custody of the late father's funds running into millions of dollars. Where did the father get such funds in the first place.
Greed is the tool for scams. Why should a mercy tatari pick me (a complete stranger) from far away Nigeria to receive money for her? We all know how they frisk most Nigerians at the entry ports of so many countries, so why me? why a Nigerian?
With these caution notes, its difficult for any scammer to slam me. Same for the lottery scams. Me wey no play lottery, how I go come win lottery of Euros 5.0 million? Its simply out of tune with logic, so my fellow Landers, be guided.

Q'Girl,
Let me dwell a little on the two forms of adjudication viz: Inquisitorial & Adversarial(also called Accusatorial).
In most civil law jurisdictions worldwide especially United States, Britain, Nigeria and most commonwealth countries, the adversarial form is adopted as it aligns more with basic liberty rights. Under this form, the two parties to a case present their respective cases to a judge or jury who maintains some degree of neutrality. He plays a pasive role as each side tries to convince the court of the truth of their claims.
However in the Inquisitorial form, the judge actively supervises the evidence gathering process and it is mostly applied in criminal cases where the judge questions the accused and witnesses in order to arrive at the truth. It was evolved by the Catholic Church in the medieval era and it gradually spread round Europe and flourished in England until the 16th century. England abolished this practice then as it was considered repugnant to civil liberty.
Its modified form is still much in practice in France, Germany, Latin America and some Asian jurisdictions.

I hope this set you in the mood? All the best

Hi Landers,

If Tombola is not considering doing it, he wont be flying the kite.

Look my guy, I will ask to follow your instincts but if you must go ahead, dont do it in her residence. That is a big sin.

The hubby is not always in town and the woman needs help from a familiar turf lest she rapes her washerman.

Na me get my mouth o!

This post looks so unreal.

Why spill out all the beans? Truly sounds yahoo! yahoo!

I have been in Abuja for over a year and I run a zero love-life as well. If Cassandra is real, I can be reached on jodesky@yahoo.com

Thanks Chi for your response. Can you send me the full details about your organisation, tenor, interest rate, your website, and other procesees to my email at jodesky@yahoo.com please. Im very particular about the tenor and applicable interest rate.

Is it that easy?

Does your tentacles cover Abuja as well? Who is your contact officer in Abuja?

What of credit check, etc. Can all these be achieved in 48Hours. Does it apply to all vehicles--------------brand new/tokunbo.

King of Lions,
Dont just say the car is clean. Lets see the pics and we will tell you if its clean or not.

So leave the lions and lets see the car.

Joseph,
Must you always respond to all issues? If u dont have an answer to a question, I think its best to keep quiet than rain insult on your elders.

Inspired,
Thanks a big deal for the Lowe info. I know Lintas but the Lowe thing has always been a puzzle to me. Joseph is hurt because his girlfriend works for a rival agency and they are still struggling to get an MCF bank loan to bring in some salvaged cars from Cotonou.

Joseph,
Please wait for your turn. Lintas/Lowe have paid their dues mehnnn.

Call Akeem on 08029745180. He delivers and at reasonable costs too.

Muideeno,

You need to provide adequate info about the car. The year, the mileage, Air conditioning, Auto or Manual Gear, used in Nigeria or Toks. You also need to show pictures of the interior. Talk to 'Viperman' and 'Inspired m' if you need help in this regard.
Nairaland is a power base on its own, so you dont have to start re-directing Landlers to another email address to obtain details of the car.
I have serious doubts if you have even seen the car yourself.

Koolkesk,

My advice for you is to sell that your Keke NAPEP, add the proceeds of your cool Camry (1994 model) and arrange some additional financing from Viperman and Inspired, and pronto the Jag is yours. Please take my advice and buy the Jag, you will lokk cool in it.

Invisible,

Are you the Seller's agent?

How come you can see an invisible car and come up with your such superlatives? Please send the pictures so we can all see what you have seen.

ViperMan,

Remember I have the first-refusal option I case my bid tops others. Will call you shortly but please lets close this deal today TODAY.

Viperman

I luv this ride. Can we strike a deal for N1.5m? Ready with the cash the next minute after the banks open. Dead serious.