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Tha Dude,

If you can read between the lines, you would realise that John1234 is not alone in this deal, he's got loads of sponsors and collaborators, so no matter how hard you try to make them see reason, your words of caution will continue to land on deaf ears.
I bet the John1234 is either a pseudonym of the advocates here or working in concert with them. Now you can see the selective amnesia displayed by some self-appointed enforcers here. Now that one of their own is being stripped naked, they now start sermonising about rule of law.

Whoever is ready to hit his head again the rock is at liberty to send money to John1234 of Canadian Motors, Ajegunle. The vehicle will arrive in his lifetime,, HOPEFULLY.

How many cylinders and whatz your asking price pls?

My Oga,

I agree this is an open market but do you realise that a very clean tokunbo Accord 01 - 02 sells for much less than 1.5mill. Indeed they are all over the place for between 1.1m and 1.3m.
So why price your product out of the market? Whats so special about this car that you expect a sane person to cough out 1mill on it?

Wish u luck anyway.

oblo,
Is she in any way related to Animashaun (as surname)
Which ever, pls send me her name and number.

Thank you so much, nice man.

@Poster,
You said the guy has been asking you out for over two months and you havent given any definite response.
If you still doubt his marital status, tell him you can only date someone who will marry you. If he say yes he wants marriage then ask him to take you to his people not for the normal introduction but just to start to know them. The body language you observe in such encounters will confirm his marital status.
Otherwise, email your (the 2 of you) first names + respective ages, and I will reveal all the cloudy details to you within 72 hours.

tpia:
@ bolded: end of story.

Honestly, why do I even bother responding to some people on this Nairaland.

Mr man, better receive Jesus in your life.

Layabout, what do you know about Jesus? Why nt remove the log in your eyes before removing the spec in another guy's eyes.  My dad is Babalawo I repeat but he aint gonna hurt no one. But if you keep running your diarrhoea-infested mouth anyhow, I will just give you an instruction and from there, u may never return to run your gutter language anymore. I challenge you to try me, now that you know.

Hi Choco,

I give you the real truth: Trust my words; - You can find love everywhere and anywhere BUT N/Land.

Shikena

tpia:
, all these idiots wey woman don mortgage them brain with jazz.

serves em right anyway. na karma wan catch them.

Hey dumbie, what exactly is your problem with this poster? What local language do you understand (you are certainly a failure with English) so that we get a NLander to translate to you?. You have exhibited your total ignorance and sickmindedness with your unwarranted jibes at the poster.
Must you always open your sewage-mouth into every matter. Why not read, then get someone translate into a language you understand, then react , when your senses are still in place rather than vent your personal frustrations on this site. You stink as much as your vituperations.
Go and get your manners (of speech) polished. You have been too sequestered away from civilisation, hence your complete lack of decorum.

Abduction, , bump!, Cradle snatching, , bump!, Haram, , bump!, Virgin hunting, , bump!,

Oga Mallam,
They are wiser than you think. Edumare will not allow you get away with this. Go for the ones in your 'hood and steer clear of my sisters here.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, Signs of the endtimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

steeloo:
helloo house,my name is Stanley.i just relocated and i need new friends.please call me or email me
stanley_idam@yahoo.com, 08024926801.
love you all.[i][/i]

Just relocated, to where? To Nland. Does relocating make you a superstar. Ok you RELOCATED to Okokomaiko from Ajegunle and you're feeling hippy about it. NLand is an online site so dont come here telling us you just relocated. Were you hanging on a tree or in the sky before now? , Bushman

amaz:
Hi house,I'm a lady, lonely and heartbroken,need friends 2 chat with,please call or text me on 07023236493,matured minds only.

Spill all here, sis, and I know you will get good verbal massage on this site. Looking at the date of this post (13th Nov), you shd have become stronger now.
However, if the symtoms still persist, pls send me a mail and all will be well. (No be me o, na baba God)

@poster.

If you are indeed an atheist and can convince yourself you are an atheist, why do you need to seek an atheist.
You should be able to convert whoever you profess to love, unless your belief (or disbelief) is shaky. You seem to putting the cart before the horse. Shouldnt you meet a person first before you start looking at her CV. Does being an atheist make you compatible. What about looks, intelligence, sex, height, boobs, trunk, complexion, et al. Is religion or lack of it a sole indicator for a good relationship.

You aint sounding straight, man. Go and reorganise your confused mind. Its warped.

Shikena!

Wonders!
What do you want from ALL beautiful ladies in NL? Are you in a wild dream or some fantasy.

For me I have forgiven you but for the ladies I bet you are in for real raw deal. From lauradovey to busybabe and the rest of the crowd, I just pity you.

Take good advice. Look elsewhere.
On this site, nothing [i[i]]like that[/i] dey happen. This is supposed to be a dating site but I tell you, its a Hating Site, so go find your Delta Ibo girl whereever you wish but certainly not here. They are all over the place but you are wasting your time here.

If you like, continue abusing everyone, after sometime you go apologize.

Thanks, but if its 97, its got be very clean. Then you realise that he will still pay interest on the bridging loan, so its all down to profit to the seller.

This confusion over the limits of what to call a date arose because of ladies who see the real guys that keep to the limits as "NICE GUYS".
So it is not out of place for guys to begin to study the mood-swings of a date and see if there's an opportunity to go a little bit further to possibly "Cloud NINE".
Otherwise after two or three outings, the babe might start looking at the guy as Bobo Nice.

My take on this is that 'a date' is how the partakers package and wrap an outing. If a guy sees a buying signal, he shd not hesitate to buy or else,

Inspired & the rest of the House,

My cousin in Lagos wants a Camry 2000 for under 1.1m on instalmental payment.

He's got 500k deposit and wants to spread the remainder over 6months definite.

Looks like a good deal. Can you guys be of help. He's a banker and he works in Lagos.

To Adam and Eve, Love was created;
Romeo and Juliet made Love;
Julius Ceaser fought for Love;
Samson was caught for love,

So what can you do for love. I know most of you guys will have to think hard about this. Keep thinking if you can come up with anything. Dont just say you can die for love. That aint new, in'it?.

Go ahead, propose to both of them. If they agree marry both of them, otherwise marry the one that agrees.
You obviously don't love either of them.

Shikena!

Nice Man,
Why are you now taking panadol for someone else's headache?

Surprise surprise, So beggar wan dey choose.

Assuming you now get a Doctor who is worwor like one former president's daughter, will you still take. When you wake up in the middle of the nite and you see a creature like 'missing link' beside you, una no go run?

Can you get the drift?

Your Bio data please? I mean your age, height, looks, educational status, location etc.
How come you are looking for a serious relationship in an unserious environment?
Some paradox eh!

Sam Milla

So tell me, who is the guy?

Guse:
I AM SINGLE, WOULD LOVE TO MEET YA!

So what? Poster has a number you can call. Why are u bragging here when all you need do is to call her. Dont come back saying the number is engaged. Keep calling until u succeed. Persistence is one of the strong elements of Cassanova.

chenchin:
ANY GIRL FOR SEROIUS RELATIONSHIP

Just like that. You want ANY GIRL? No specs, No taste, nothing. Dont you have limits on age, height, education, if God Fearing or not, attractiveness, marital status, NAFDAC No. , location,
What are you afraid of? Come out and tell us what you want then we can help out. Don't start complaining that you aint getting responses when your case is bad from onset.
Go back and modify your case and l wish you luck (if you really need it)

luka1981:
but u should know that truly no very attractive woman can search for husband. except those those that is not too attractive like my candidates.
there is nothing that can change the Truth.

Hmmmmmm I smell bad business. With the confession coming out from a love-vendor, Applicants are advised to look very well before leaping otherwise its going to be eternal nightmare,
Shikena!

Sorry, am not available (for you), coz you don't deserve me.

@Poster,
We need more info if you really need help. Was it an isolated event or its happened to you several times. If it was just that singular occassion, then you need not bother about it. Maybe your cleavage was too prominent (not even sure of ur gender) or you were looking stunningly gorgeous or you were looking pitiable. Just anything could have caused it. Indeed you may resemble a celebrity.
If the symptoms persist however, pls talk to me.

My dad is a Babalawo so I know about all these things. Magun can only work on the skin, so what ever device that can protect the skin will certainly prevent Magun from working.
Please ride on brother, with condom , there can't be Magun.

However, should the device(condom) fail you, pls dont hesitate to send me an email and mark it "VERY URGENT"