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Politics › Re: A Building Collapses In Abuja Kills Three (Pictures) by Jodesky(m): 4:27pm On Aug 08, 2012
wandeay: this sahara, bbc, cnn and other foreign news agency dont report anything good about nigeria for once, mtchew
Warped n retarded reasoning!!!! Open your mouth only when these media houses report an event that did not happen or when unduly exaggerated. Go and sit down with NTA and stop sulking over nothing. How many good things happen under Retardeen's leadership worthy of reporting if I may ask? Is it 4000 megawatts of electricity when our need is in excess of 20,000 or your 1st lady's landgrab syndrome or her appointment by a dumb governor as Perm Sec?

Don't come on this forum if you ain't thinking please.
Politics › Re: Why Is Supporting GEJ Seen As An Offence? by Jodesky(m): 5:24pm On Jul 27, 2012
dedeike: Enemies don't like to see this.
Gej has constructed many roads in just one year of assumption of office.
Some have been awarded, some ongoing, some completed. The roads include but not limited to Zaria-Funtua-Gusau expressway of over 101 km, Oshodi-expressway with expansion and drainage works,   a dedicated bridge frm liverpool roundabout to Tin can ports, trailer park, Dualisation  of Ibadan -Ilorin, ENUGU-Onitsha, completion of OWERRI -Onitsha,    9th mile, ongoing reconstruction of Benin-Ore-Sagamu highway measuring over 265 km, Kano-Maidugri Dualisation. Keffi -Akwanga-Lafia, award of Afikpo-Okigwe, Auchi-Okene being handled by Setraco. Loko-Eweta-Karishi bridge, Kolo-Nembe -Brass  to mention but a few.
Sir, you forgot to add the following:-
i. Appointment of Mrs Retardeen as Per Sec in Bayelsa State 15 years after leaving service as Grade 8 teacher.
ii.Complete looting of the Excess Crude Account (over USD $18billion)
iii. Purchase of 5 additional aircrafts to increase presidential fleet to 11
iv. Elevation of compromised Militant Leaders to Grade A FG Contractors
v. Overhaul of Otuoke Catholic Church by Govt Contractor on Retardeen's request.
vi. RE-Borrowing of USD $ 44 billion to restore foreign debts paid by OBJ's govt.
vii. Progressive devaluation of the Nigerian currency. (Now N162 = $1.00)
viii.Award of multiple road projects without cash backing. Result.... the roads remain messy.
MORE To Come Otuoke Drunkards
Autos › Re: Buy Your Brand New Tyres And Fairly Used Tyres (1st Grade ) We Got Rims Too by Jodesky(m): 5:35pm On Jul 16, 2012
Pls give prices of different makes of 17' Rims in your stock.
Education › Re: Any G E J's Students On Nairaland by Jodesky(m): 4:10pm On Jun 28, 2012
acidtalk: This is certainly one of Jonathan's student. The writeup sounds exactly like Dame Patience Jonathan's speech.
He was thinking out in his native dialect but has a lot of difficulty translating his thoughts into English. I equally suspect he is one of the products of our PHD flaunting former lecturer. Very nonsensical write-up.
Education › Re: Any G E J's Students On Nairaland by Jodesky(m): 3:09pm On Jun 28, 2012
ENEONWO: GEJ was never a Uniport lecturer. He was with the Rivers State College of Education (COE) as a Biology Teacher. Posters should not be beclouded by political sentiments, grave hatred and the urge to cast aspersions, only to stoop low as misrepresenting facts. Facts are stubborn things! Am not by any means impressed with GEJ's composure/disposition, but that shouldnt lead to dirty mudslinging on my part.
We are now getting better informed. This probably explains why his PHD dissertation was not approved until he became deputy governor. If this revelation is true, then he must have taught biology at the COE with his MSC. We have no reason therefore to begrudge him on his untested and atrophied 'PHD'. No wonder the bulk of his supporters are militants and rabble-rousers who think with their fists rather than their heads.
Nigeria surely deserves a better leader, a leader who can sit and think. With his kind of support base, Nigerians should forget any progress under GEJ. We are where we are because we worship mediocrity in governance. Crass idiots who should be casting their nets questing for fish have suddenly found themselves in the power without a clue on what to do with it. There are leaders who will be remembered for good and others whose memory succeeding generations would wish to wipe off.

A word is enough for the wise; not for the combatants here............
Autos › Re: Brandnew Toyota Avensis 2009 Model For Sale by Jodesky(m): 1:38pm On Jun 25, 2012
tomialph: Nice car but this is not an 09 avensis. I stand corrected.
Seconded! And whatz a brand new car doing in a mechanic workshop.
Autos › Re: Honda Accord '03 - '08 (17'' Rims & Tires) Sport Tuning Blade by Jodesky(m): 1:37pm On Jun 25, 2012
jodeci01: Pictures would be appreciated as its not viewable on the download link above
Thanks for this. Does any serious business person need be told to post pictures of this product?
Travel › Re: South-African Policeman Tears Nigerian's Passport To Pieces (Pic) by Jodesky(m): 3:50pm On Jun 22, 2012
acidtalk: What in the world is going on with Nairaland Moderators these past months?

Must every post make it to the front page? Most especially very sensitive ones likely to cause National and International unrest?

The Passport in question might have been expired or fake for all we care. Journalism is all about findings.

The poster should have provided the passport number, visa details, name on passport before such story could be confirmed as being true.

We all know the length at which Nigeria could go to travel out of the country through hook or crook means.

If the story is true, Let him report to Nigeria high commision/embassy in South Africa and if he has and nothing concrete has been done then he should forward the information to us here.

Then and only then will we all rise and ask for the recall of the Higher Commisioner in South Africa.

Seun be very careful, yourself and your moderators need to have regular meetings and discussions on how to operate this forum because it appears you all are loosing it by each passing second.


Just a harmless advice.
VERY NONSENSICAL VERBIAGE. Must a passport be torn into pieces even if its expired. What a warped reasoning. Do u have to provide excuses for a passport to be torn or destroyed? I have witnessed an instance in Pretoria airport when an SA Immigration Officer threw a passport across the counter all because the Nigerian in question was considered rude by the officer's imagination. The subservient mentality of a people repressed has turned a number of Nigerians into moronic idiots who are unable to understand their rights when it matters. There is no reason in the world for tampering with a passport of a sovereign country. In case you are still that gullible, the passport is an FGN property and the conduct of that officer is a slap on the face of Nigerian govt. Why not for a second put yourself in the shoes of the affected citizen instead of rushing to the press with your gibberish. The act is primitive, brash and barbaric. It must be redressed.
Politics › Re: $3M Bribery: Otedola Submits Evidence To Police by Jodesky(m): 10:30am On Jun 13, 2012
[quote author=Mr. Globe]Otedola is a criminal. He has finally soiled his evasive image. Your products are not subsidized and you went on to pay bribe. You paid bribe - an offence in itself.. GEJ, Diezanni Madueke and their cabal has finally used you to try to cover up trillions of looted funds.
As for farouk, am really yet to understand your triple mouths sha[/quote]Real warped reasoning. Otedola said the SSS provided the money yet you are saying he paid bribe. Do you want his story translated to your local dialect?
Autos › Re: Very Clean 09 Registered Honda CRV @1.7m now by Jodesky(m): 6:51pm On Jun 11, 2012
Guys should appreciate the sincerity displayed by the poster here. And an allowance has been made in the pricing to cushion the burden of repair expenses. What exactly is now the issue. Do people want the car for FREE?
If you are not interested, then move on to other posts. There's nothing to suggest a scam in this ad in my opinion.
Autos › Re: A Registered Mercedes S 500 For Sale N1.3m by Jodesky(m): 1:18pm On Feb 17, 2012
bloodless:
threads like this to me is why moderators exist, selling what looks like a 2001 S500 for $8000 in nigeria! and when a customer asks for simple requests results in insults,
I can't fathom any insult here. A serious buyer should be capable enough to put a call to the Seller, pronto! And the pricing doesn't appear outragreous except that guys will always complain no matter the price tag.
Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Driver's License by Jodesky(m): 1:01pm On Jan 19, 2012
DaraAlina:
hahahah woah , so when i get there i just show up ask and just follow along tisk tisk hmm okay , i wanna know how much will they charge me since i have a American accent lol

thanks though shocked wink
I believe you have relations in Nigeria and you are coming down personally. Let your relation or acquaintance commence the process for you up to the point of scanning your picture. At that stage, you won't have much to say and your accent will not serve any negative purpose any longer by then.

Best of luck.
Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Driver's License by Jodesky(m): 9:57am On Jan 19, 2012
The issuance of Drivers License in Nigeria has become a little complicated and as a matter of fact, you need to be physically present for scanning of your photograph at the Federal Road Safety (FRSC) Office of your choice. Beyond this, the Vehicle Inspection Office (VIO) must attest that you have passed a driving Test carried out by an approved Driving School. This is a mirage though but its a way for making money for the VIO.

For a fresh Applicant (who had no previous Drivers licence), the VIO will collect up to N3000.00 (N1,500 for holders of the old licence) from you to certify that you passed a driving test. You will also pay about 7,000.00 at the Federal Road Safety Office (FRSC) for the licence which brings your total exposure to N10,000.00.

If you give them N10,000 (about USD 63.00 ) at the FRSC, they will arrange the VIO bit for you and within 3 to 4 days, they will call you for scanning. Upon scanning your picture, you will be given a temporary license valid for 3 months. Its a piece of paper though. Your laminated license will be issued before the end of the 3 month period. I applied for mine (in Abuja) in October and got the original licence in December.

Pls be advised that this practice now applies nationwide (since September 2011), so it will be futile to embark on any unnecessary voyage to some obscure locations as the FRSC is present in every state in Nigeria and its the sole authority in charge of issuance of licenses, at the moment in Nigeria.
Car Talk › Re: The Journey With My Peugeot 605 V6 On Abuja - Enugu Highway On 30/12/2011 by Jodesky(m): 3:57pm On Jan 18, 2012
Does anyone recall the 'plunger' in the steering column. The smoothness of the turning of the steering depends largely on the looseness or tightness of the plunger and I mastered it to the extent that the mechanics became my foes. I then started making some little dough from effecting minor repairs on my own like turning the contact set to get the desired gap and achieve ignition. Or raising or reducing the ignition level. All I prayed then was for Dad to tell me to take the car to the mech for such minor faults. I wld just go to a corner and fiddle with some of the components and with a responsive car like the 04, I mostimes succeded in making money.

Then you can adjust the accelerator cable to achieve desired softness and speed. Can just go on and on.
Adverts › Re: LPFO Needed - Buyer With POF ready For Any Tonnage by Jodesky(op): 5:27pm On Dec 15, 2011
ping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adverts › Re: LPFO Needed - Buyer With POF ready For Any Tonnage by Jodesky(op): 8:42am On Dec 15, 2011
Thanks, you can connect me on @ jodesky@yahoo.com
Autos › Lpfo Needed - Buyer With Pof Ready For Any Tonnage by Jodesky(op):
We seek genuine allottees of LPFO with authentic PFI for immediate purchase. Buyer is in Abuja and deal can concluded in a jiffy once there is a proven allocation from NNPC.

TIME IS OF ESSENCE PLS

Pls contact the Solicitor

NOTE: THIS REQUEST HAS BEEN WITHDRAWN[i][/i]
Adverts › LPFO Needed - Buyer With POF ready For Any Tonnage by Jodesky(op):
We seek genuine allottees of LPFO with authentic PFI for immediate purchase. Buyer is in Abuja and deal can concluded in a jiffy once there is a proven allocation from NNPC.

TIME IS OF ESSENCE PLS

Pls contact the Solicitor on  08071429878 or jodesky@yahoo.com

NOTE: THIS REQUEST HAS BEEN WITHDRAWN[i][/i]
Autos › Re: 2004 Benz C200 For Sale by Jodesky(m): 2:57pm On Nov 16, 2011
Pls send pics to: jodesky@yahoo.com
Autos › Re: Full Optioned 2002 C Class240 Benz @ Good Price 08060679422 019585795 by Jodesky(m): 9:13am On Nov 14, 2011
pls send engine pictures to : jodesky@yahoo.com. Where is the car location
Autos › Re: A Registered 2002 Bmw 3 Series For N1.2m by Jodesky(m): 9:11am On Nov 14, 2011
Pls send engine pictures to: jodesky@yahoo.com
Autos › Re: Full Optioned 2002 C Class240 Benz @ Good Price 08060679422 019585795 by Jodesky(m): 10:09am On Nov 12, 2011
Is this car still available and where is it located?
Autos › Re: Promo Sale: White Mercedez Benz E320 by Jodesky(m): 1:22am On Oct 03, 2011
With such a barren post, guys are already scrambling for pictures and price, of whathuhhuhhuhhuhhuh

A white Benz E320, No year, No price, Just a white benz.

People should learn how to communicate and the audience should be more articulate too. Running after empty ads doesn't show any modicum of intelligence.
Business › Expatriate Quotas, Twp, Visa Extension Et Al by Jodesky(op): 5:10pm On Apr 21, 2011
We process fresh Expatriate Quotas and Renewals for foreigners wishing to work in Nigeria. We also process Temporary Work Permits as well as Visa Extensions for Aliens staying in Nigeria.

Our charges are quite reasonable. Call 08182665447.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christ Embassy's New Social Website by Jodesky(m): 6:36pm On Apr 19, 2011
Jodesky:
Can anyone help with the actual location of CEC in Area 3, Garki (Abuja).? Am kinda new in the hood and needs to know where the church is located.

Only sincere responses please.
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Christ Embassy's New Social Website by Jodesky(m): 9:26am On Apr 19, 2011
Can anyone help with the actual location of CEC in Area 3, Garki (Abuja).? Am kinda new in the hood and needs to know where the church is located.

Only sincere responses please.
Autos › Re: SOLD! Barely 8months Registered 08 Camry 4 #1.9m by Jodesky(m): 10:26am On Apr 08, 2011
Leyoha:
No it wasn't.
So what happened to the bonnet and the radiator top railings with all the contours on it.

Caveat Emptor !
Autos › Help! Auto Gear For 2005 Toyota Sienna Needed by Jodesky(op): 9:25am On Apr 04, 2011
N/Landers,

My 2005 Toyota Sienna (AWD) suddenly went gaga with the Gear giving up under two months. I need an Auto- Gear specialist who can handle the replacement at reasonable costs. I understand its a 13-Pin gear (whatever that means). I need to be sure its going to work when the new gear is bought, as the consensus is that the gear cannot be repaired.

Pls come up with suggestions on the way forward.

Can call back if you leave your numbers.

Jodesky.[b][b][b][/b][/b][/b]
Autos › Re: Clean Tokunbo Toyota Sienna 2004 Model: Price: N2.4m Only by Jodesky(m): 5:27pm On Jan 25, 2011
sir,

Can I pick the car for 2m. Full payment sameday and no stories.
Phones › Re: The Cheapest Network To Call Now Is Etisalat by Jodesky(m): 6:53pm On Jan 24, 2011
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The calculation for the cheapest network today in Nigeria goes like this
Based on #100 air time
Etisalat = 100-20 = 80.
80/15 = 5.3 min on all Ntwk

Airtel 100-36 = 64 +1min
64/12 = 6.3min on all Ntwk

MTN 100-30 = 70+ 1min
70/15 = 5.6mins on MTN Ntwk alone

GLO 100/15 = 6.7mins on All Ntwrk

Based on this, Glo is the best and closely follwed by AIrtel, then Etisalat


This calculation is utter disorder. the first minute on both MTN and Airtel cannot be treated as access charge.

For Airtel - First Minute is N36.00 while subsequent calls are charged at N12. Thus the access charge is 36 - 12 which is N18. anyone calling longer than 5 minutes a day has no business using any line other than Airtel.

For 6 minutes
Etisalat costs N20 + (15 x 6 mins) 72 = N92.00
Airtel - N18 + (12 x 6) 72                  =  N90.00
MTN - N15 + (15 x 6) N90                  = N102.00
GLO - N15 x 6                                    = N90.00

Basis -
MTN - First Min is 50k a second which is N30.00 a minute
         subsequent calls @ 25k a second is N15/min. Access charge is 30 - 15 which is  N15.00  

Airtel - First Min 60k /sec which is 36.00
           Further calls @20k/sec is N12.00/min ; Access charge is N36-12 which is N18.00

       
It is a matter of choice really but simple law of economics tells us to mitigate our losses. It isnt all the time that people generate money with phone calls. Indeed, people see it as a mark of affluence when they engage in endless calls in public. Arrant nonsense!

From the foregoing, as you step beyond 6 minutes a day, your best deal is Airtel. Flashers can remain on their preferred networks but businessmen who are on prepaid platforms should think Airtel.

lm not calling for a debate on this but as I am a telecom prostitute. I go on any network that gives me lowest rates, there is no reason for undue his sentimentalism. By the time a regular user sums up his tel expenses in a month, you will realise you can buy a good TM Lewin/ Hawes & Curtis shirt.

The thread here is worrisome as it depicts bad financial planning.

My one cent.
Autos › Re: Used Toyota Avensis For Sale 1.3m by Jodesky(m): 8:04pm On Jan 21, 2011
earthplus:
bros856

I will advice you to go for the toks. instead of bidding for this one. Incase u don't know, serious buyer's just call and make inquiry. two people have actually inspected the and they are both willing to pay 1.1M each. But the owner refused.

Still available.
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I doubt if those guys inspected with their eyes open. A Nigeria-used 2001 Avensis for N1.3m? Something is certainly wrong somewhere. Maybe dem wan use the car for ritual.

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