Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeCutie(m): 9:54pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Man Flies From Lagos To Edo To Propose To His Gf During Passing Out Parade by JoeCutie(m): 8:39pm On Apr 14, 2016*. Modified: 9:34pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
If I "fly from Lagos to Edo", then kneel down and propose to you and you gimme that kinda yeye look like that babe ehn...chai, God help you cos the kain slap wey I go tear you for there ehn, them never cook am finish. 
Just negodu how the babe dey mumu like woman wey just receive news of her husband's death. Mtcheee! 
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Romance › Re: Why Girls Don't Reply Your Messg(facebook) by JoeCutie(m): 8:31pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
AlienStar: I didn't say hi ain't ok buh many guys lack convo skills. Hi.  |
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Celebrities › Re: This X-rated Nigerian Bridal Shower Has Got Everyone Talking(see Stories Here) by JoeCutie(m): 3:12pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by JoeCutie(m): 2:04pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
KINGinWAHALA3: Good morning my fellow Romancelanders, it is with great contrition i muster the courage to say this.
A lot of you know me here, I'm the self acclaimed CEO, Godwin, whose suppose office is located in forestry road Benin City.
How do i tell my fellow romancelanders that It was all an artifice, a deceptive manoeuvre to win the admiration of my crush prettythickme.
I am no CEO of any sort, yes i do have pictures of me and my office and certificate by the company and allied matters act, it's all a game i learnt in Romance section to pull the traffic of admiration towards me.
I sell pants for a living, foreign ones from main land China that is. Since i want my business to grow, i decided to do away with the deception for two reasons: i seek patronage from you guys; and i want to be clean and honest with prettyticksme,
i want your love baby.
Baby one thing i can guarantee you is that you aint never gon' lack pants. 40 for you and and another 30 to share amongst your friends. They are elastic and can stretch to the formation of any yansh out there. Good China panties.
We can grow in love and trust with this business, and we can take it online. We can supply all Nairalanders panties, yes,
Swerry, can you choose a corporate name for us? I feel "The lovers' pant ventures" or "Godwin-pretty elastic panties" make for a fine name. Hehehehe.
Let's begin with some samples. Please Nairalanders we need your support and patronage in love and business
Thank you for your favourable anticipated response. 40 panties for one person at a go? Okpokopi!  |
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Celebrities › Re: This X-rated Nigerian Bridal Shower Has Got Everyone Talking(see Stories Here) by JoeCutie(m): 7:30pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: This X-rated Nigerian Bridal Shower Has Got Everyone Talking(see Stories Here) by JoeCutie(m): 4:29pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: This X-rated Nigerian Bridal Shower Has Got Everyone Talking(see Stories Here) by JoeCutie(m): 2:35pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
Juliesexy: My cutie love. Long time. How have you been? 
You just forgot me like I never existed.  It's me, Joe. It's me oo.  Nairaland's sexiest! 
Me, forget you? I dey mad?! I cannot forget you oh.  You went MIA for a long time and me sef...don't mind me jare. I'm a bad friend. 
Your profile picture!  |
Celebrities › Re: This X-rated Nigerian Bridal Shower Has Got Everyone Talking(see Stories Here) by JoeCutie(m): 10:31am On Apr 13, 2016 |
I don't see nothing.  |
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Politics › Re: Buhari’s Approval Rating Crashes Down – Poll by JoeCutie(m): 10:06pm On Apr 12, 2016 |
Approval?
Who approved of this runway model before? 
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Christianity Etc › Re: Kemi Odukoya Shows Her Baby Bump by JoeCutie(m): 12:43pm On Apr 12, 2016 |
Sarimah: wow...they're so cute
wish her a safe delivery Long time, babes, what's up?  |
Romance › Re: Lagos Girls Are Sweet! by JoeCutie(m): 9:44am On Apr 12, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Lagos Girls Are Sweet! by JoeCutie(m): 9:34am On Apr 12, 2016 |
layla129: He slept with his friend's wife friend After sleeping with his friend's wife too and he is proud of it. Gorrit? Thank you jare.  |
Romance › Re: Lagos Girls Are Sweet! by JoeCutie(m): 9:31am On Apr 12, 2016 |
Monalisa185: hahahaha, nnaa, gini ka Ina ako? I'm here looking for someone who would help me summarize the whole epistle, and you want to put me in between the devil and the deep blue sea, okwa ya?
now go back up there, read and come and report to me....
I'm fucccking LAZY mehnnn! 
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Romance › Re: Lagos Girls Are Sweet! by JoeCutie(m): 8:57am On Apr 12, 2016 |
Monalisa185, hun, could you, please, tell me what this dude is saying? I can't read again, old age is finally catching up with me. And I don't have my glasses on, biko oh nne? 
And don't fuccking tell me you're lazy.  Oya!!!  |
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Family › Re: Where Did You Meet Your Spouse by JoeCutie(m): 6:48am On Apr 12, 2016 |
In my sleep.  |
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Romance › Re: Help ...im Sex Starved! by JoeCutie(m): 8:38am On Apr 11, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: I Like Guys That Dont Like Bj's, Anal. .I Will Marry You Without Thinking! by JoeCutie(m): 8:12am On Apr 11, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: I Like Guys That Dont Like Bj's, Anal. .I Will Marry You Without Thinking! by JoeCutie(m): 8:04am On Apr 11, 2016 |
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