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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeCutie(m): 9:54pm On Apr 14, 2016
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Man Flies From Lagos To Edo To Propose To His Gf During Passing Out Parade by JoeCutie(m):
If I "fly from Lagos to Edo", then kneel down and propose to you and you gimme that kinda yeye look like that babe ehn...chai, God help you cos the kain slap wey I go tear you for there ehn, them never cook am finish. undecided

Just negodu how the babe dey mumu like woman wey just receive news of her husband's death. Mtcheee!
embarassed undecided

Romance › Re: Why Girls Don't Reply Your Messg(facebook) by JoeCutie(m): 8:31pm On Apr 14, 2016
AlienStar:
I didn't say hi ain't ok buh many guys lack convo skills.
Hi. tongue
Celebrities › Re: This X-rated Nigerian Bridal Shower Has Got Everyone Talking(see Stories Here) by JoeCutie(m): 3:12pm On Apr 14, 2016
Juliesexy:
Are you asking me out? wink
shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by JoeCutie(m): 2:04pm On Apr 14, 2016
KINGinWAHALA3:
Good morning my fellow Romancelanders, it is with great contrition i muster the courage to say this.

A lot of you know me here, I'm the self acclaimed CEO, Godwin, whose suppose office is located in forestry road Benin City.

How do i tell my fellow romancelanders that It was all an artifice, a deceptive manoeuvre to win the admiration of my crush prettythickme.

I am no CEO of any sort, yes i do have pictures of me and my office and certificate by the company and allied matters act, it's all a game i learnt in Romance section to pull the traffic of admiration towards me.

I sell pants for a living, foreign ones from main land China that is. Since i want my business to grow, i decided to do away with the deception for two reasons: i seek patronage from you guys; and i want to be clean and honest with prettyticksme,

i want your love baby.


Baby one thing i can guarantee you is that you aint never gon' lack pants. 40 for you and and another 30 to share amongst your friends. They are elastic and can stretch to the formation of any yansh out there.
Good China panties.

We can grow in love and trust with this business, and we can take it online. We can supply all Nairalanders panties, yes,

Swerry, can you choose a corporate name for us? I feel "The lovers' pant ventures" or "Godwin-pretty elastic panties" make for a fine name. Hehehehe.

Let's begin with some samples. Please Nairalanders we need your support and patronage in love and business

Thank you for your favourable anticipated response.
40 panties for one person at a go? Okpokopi! grin cheesy
Celebrities › Re: This X-rated Nigerian Bridal Shower Has Got Everyone Talking(see Stories Here) by JoeCutie(m): 7:30pm On Apr 13, 2016
Juliesexy:
See your cute pose like one better boy. Bad boy like you. tongue

Your girlfriend is really enjoying oh. grin
I've always been a good boy and you know it. cheesy

And I don't have a girlfriend jhoor. Unless you wanna be my girlfriend
? wink grin
Celebrities › Re: This X-rated Nigerian Bridal Shower Has Got Everyone Talking(see Stories Here) by JoeCutie(m): 4:29pm On Apr 13, 2016
Juliesexy:
Chai. You and this your sweet mouth oo. Lol. Okay, I forgive you. I've missed you oo. kiss

What about my picture? grin Yours got me drooling seriously. wink kiss
Oh, I'm forgiven? Thank you jare. grin And I missed you too. kiss

You look so beautiful, your beauty can wake the dead
. cheesy
Celebrities › Re: This X-rated Nigerian Bridal Shower Has Got Everyone Talking(see Stories Here) by JoeCutie(m): 2:35pm On Apr 13, 2016
Juliesexy:
My cutie love. Long time. How have you been? kiss

You just forgot me like I never existed. undecided embarassed
It's me, Joe. It's me oo. grin
Nairaland's sexiest! wink cheesy

Me, forget you? I dey mad?! I cannot forget you oh. cheesy
You went MIA for a long time and me sef...don't mind me jare. I'm a bad friend. cry

Your profile picture!
shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: This X-rated Nigerian Bridal Shower Has Got Everyone Talking(see Stories Here) by JoeCutie(m): 10:31am On Apr 13, 2016
I don't see nothing. undecided
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Approval Rating Crashes Down – Poll by JoeCutie(m): 10:06pm On Apr 12, 2016
Approval?

Who approved of this runway model before
? undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Kemi Odukoya Shows Her Baby Bump by JoeCutie(m): 12:43pm On Apr 12, 2016
Sarimah:
wow...they're so cute

wish her a safe delivery
Long time, babes, what's up? smiley
Romance › Re: Lagos Girls Are Sweet! by JoeCutie(m): 9:44am On Apr 12, 2016
layla129:
Lol, yw
wink
Romance › Re: Lagos Girls Are Sweet! by JoeCutie(m): 9:34am On Apr 12, 2016
layla129:
He slept with his friend's wife friendhuh After sleeping with his friend's wife too and he is proud of it. Gorrit?
Thank you jare. grin
Romance › Re: Lagos Girls Are Sweet! by JoeCutie(m): 9:31am On Apr 12, 2016
Monalisa185:
hahahaha, nnaa, gini ka Ina ako?
I'm here looking for someone who would help me summarize the whole epistle, and you want to put me in between the devil and the deep blue sea, okwa ya?

now go back up there, read and come and report to me....















I'm fucccking LAZY mehnnn!
angry undecided angry

Romance › Re: Lagos Girls Are Sweet! by JoeCutie(m): 8:57am On Apr 12, 2016
Monalisa185, hun, could you, please, tell me what this dude is saying? I can't read again, old age is finally catching up with me. And I don't have my glasses on, biko oh nne? embarassed

And don't fuccking tell me you're lazy. undecided
Oya!!!
tongue cheesy
Family › Re: Where Did You Meet Your Spouse by JoeCutie(m): 6:48am On Apr 12, 2016
In my sleep. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Help ...im Sex Starved! by JoeCutie(m): 8:38am On Apr 11, 2016
Estharfabian:
Lmao...grin


iffa knock You...lipsrsealed
Okay, I've missed you too sha. wink kiss
Romance › Re: I Like Guys That Dont Like Bj's, Anal. .I Will Marry You Without Thinking! by JoeCutie(m): 8:12am On Apr 11, 2016
kaziblake:
Application form undecided
undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: I Like Guys That Dont Like Bj's, Anal. .I Will Marry You Without Thinking! by JoeCutie(m): 8:04am On Apr 11, 2016
kaziblake:
You need to fill form
What form? angry

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