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No be lie sha...she get am.

[quote author=Mskrisx post=44835365][/quote]Eeyah, nne ndo inugo?

Kedu k'imere?

Suigeneris93:
Unilag, OAU, UI dunno y tho

Dunno why? Well, it's simple, just connect the dots and see what they have in common: Yoruba. We have more Yorubas here. Maybe because NL is owned by one of 'em.

demiladegold:
Joecutie are u with me?

With you...where?

Mskrisx:
Nwanne imagine o!

O na formu braggado!

Mkpi hausa

Mtcheeew taaa!

Nne, ina-ayikwa ara oh

Igbo gi amaka. O na-eme m totoli n'isi.

joseph1832:
I listened to something where a kid was just making a hell of a fool of herself. It wasn't only humorous, it made me say chai! No be small something oh...

This is site is where some twisted, low ass fake individual get their boner from.

For real?

And who could that be?

joseph1832:
Especially when listening to EstharFabian's voice note.

Hian! Which voice note...

Mskrisx:
Ne kwanu nkampi a.

There is something minimiwanawana, sweeter than wanawanaminimini...shake your lo'waist. Shake your lo'waist!

It's just a 'Graveyard', not a 'Hellfire'. It doesn't consume you.

Favolly:
Rare intelligence and smartness.. Why did you let her go?

Also, where do you shop for intelligent and smart people? For lack of a better word...

Please don't say NL, please

Because it was time...

You want intelligent and smart people? They are all around you, but sometimes, we don't give people enough chance to even show us how intelligent/smart they are.

And of course...they are here on NL too. Very many of them.

christopheru:
Life goes on bro

Of course.

Her rare intelligence and smartness. Didn't bother showing myself cos she was always smarter. My Ex...

What were you supposed to do? Invite her over for dinner then at the middle of it, tell her that her Veejay smells? Why would she not know in the first place? Seriously, something that produces such a pungent smell? Many a time, people focus too much on trivialities that they fail to pay attention to and take proper care of their bodies. I was a victim of this once. The smell was so much that I technically fainted that day. I was discussing this with a friend the other day, and the truth is...


Op, you did what you had to do. Thing is, no matter how 'polite/mild' you are in telling them, insofar as it has to do with that sensitive and 'no-go' area (the Veejay), they (ladies...especially) will always take offense, or get angry, or misconceive, because, actually, it hurts...really. But...we'll always do what we have to do. There's never a better way to tell people that they stink. Even if you bought them the biggest bowl of Ice cream, it wouldn't mean anything the moment you tell them...

But we can only say it and accept any reaction that comes as a result. Sometimes, as friends, we save people from damaging themselves, and it's always hard, but it's a (tough) call of duty (as friends) which is very necessary to make.

skarlett:
hehehehe, all of the above

The Lord is your strength.

skarlett:
who Ade Jimoh epp? Nigerians famzing with success since the days of yore

Okay, beef or badbelle or early morning evulz. Which one of them is this?

jasysandra:
Beside the preacher

Oh, were you that babe beside the Pastor? Oh, yeah, I remember now. That was you.

And I've been wondering what has been smelling. No wonder!

jasysandra:
I went ooooo.
Did you?

But I didn't see you in Church na. Which side were you at?

skarlett:
anam asi, no be tosin again

Person wey bad pass Falz.

AlienStar:
like werin?

Not telling...

How person go dress finish for better cloth, come go open toilet door snap picture. Which kain craze be this one na?

God, abeg give us back the time of Adam and Even inside garden of Eden, where Camera phones, wall mirrors and WC's no dey.

jasysandra:
fine dear.

Did you go to Church today?

skarlett:
tosyne2much no like sex? O di egwu hope say you know say today na sunday o

Eh? Which Tosin no like sex? Make I hear! This same Tosin that's about to win Headies awards for the best Head giver.

Look the guy head na...E no tell you anything?

Long talk! If I wan konti you, I go tell you clear clear say I wan konti you. If you like, I go withdraw my 'this thing' from the bank, if you no want, I go leave my 'thing' where e dey, make e dey there dey multiple interest for me.

So if a guy offers a girl chewing gum, e mean say he wan baptize her? Lmao. In that case, I've baptized plenty babes na. Ah! Na today?

AlienStar:
Hehehe...I have to wake up....the bill did the magic.

You got lucky, girl. Thank your stars. What I'd have done to you now ehn, mouth for no talk am finish.

edwife:
https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/giphy1.gif

This thing? Azzin this simple thing? What I'd just close my eye and do before you even finish opening an indomie pack. I thought it was even something like a man walking on his Dick/Head, or dancing naked on an electric wire.

AlienStar:
Fuel doesn't move me....might wake up 'cause of the bills

So you're still dead now abi?

Izyyblaze:
You this mischief maker,lol

Me?


If I smack your...

jasysandra:
You are bad man

Ouch! That hurts. How na?

FlawlessRebirth2:
.YOU JUST B CRAZE

I SWEAR...AWFA NA....MY OWN NA CHINA I TAKE M .YOU JUST B CRAZE

I SWEAR...AWFA NA....MY OWN NA CHINA I TAKE M

Lmao.

Yours na for China abi? Abeg you help me see Buhari for there? I wan give him my phone make he help me charge am for there.