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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 14th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 2:23pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
junnyjake:What a mature and professional response! #Respect. 8 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 14th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 2:07pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
When he was at Chelsea, majority of Manchester United fans condemned José Mourinho. They hated him and they said his philosophy was the most outdated; the worst. They called him 'Master in bus packing'. They equally said he could never win without spending big in the transfer market. Now, who has smashed the world record in signing Paul Pogba? Now, I'm anxious to see how they view him. If they'd go back on their words, if they'd turn to love him or they'd go on and keep hating on José Mourinho, their team coach. 11 Likes |
| Sports / Re: Mikel Obi, Olga Diyachenko And Their Kids by JoeCutie(m): 1:26pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Nchekwubechukwu Obi! This guy get Igbo man sense sha.  I remember when, some time ago, he first shared a picture of him and his girlfriend on IG, Nigerian babes came all hard on him from all cylinders, demanding to know why he'd snub all the beautiful girls in Nigeria and or Africa and go for someone from a distant Russia. He said "Na only girlfriend oh, no be marry we dey marry". Lmao! Five years from today, my guy go don born finish, but then na still "girlfriend" she go be and no be marry dem dey marry. Ofeke amaghi mgbe ekere nku ukwa, maka na obu onye aghogburu ka agbara.  Whomever you think you're best happy with, be with that person, irrespective of their race, religion or status. Happiness is all that matters. They all look really beautiful. And fulfilled. And happy. 27 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: President Kagame Blocks A Nigerian On Twitter For Proposing To His Daughter by JoeCutie(m): 1:08pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
My guy's Digger broke midway before he could dig out gold. I guess 'Eeyah' is in order here. 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance / Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by JoeCutie(m): 11:04pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
SweetieConstie:Uwc. Good night. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance / Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by JoeCutie(m): 10:05pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
SweetieConstie:Young lady, I understand you're a virgin, and I do not have a problem with that. You can celebrate and be proud of it, but it does not concern me one bit. It's no business of mine. But what I do not get now is if you really read and assimilated my earlier post before jumping to attack me? Mind you, I never said anything against - or even about - the Association of Virgins. I made my point with particular reference to a category of girls; those who, even though they might not have had the kind of sex in which a man inserts his dick into their vagina, but they've been practicing fisting (fingering), receiving HEAD, inserting Dildos and or other forms of materials inside their vagina, and still brag about being "virgins". So, I never for once "castigated" or "traumatized" virgins in general, I only talked about a particular set/type of 'virgins'. I'd have apologized for being raw, but I thought I needed to be, to drive home my points. It's okay, rock your virginity. Enjoy it. But the moment you start indulging in these sexual plays, you cease from being a real virgin. You're just a ceremonial virgin. 5 Likes |
| Romance / Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by JoeCutie(m): 7:46pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
SweetieConstie:Okay. 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by JoeCutie(m): 7:18pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
SweetieConstie:What is your problem?  3 Likes |
| Health / Re: When Last You Check Your HIV Status? by JoeCutie(m): 7:47am On Aug 11, 2016 |
You know, ignorance is a disease. Yes! But in this context, many would really love to have that disease. Who wants to die from despair? The moment you check it and find out you're positive, that's the moment you die (emotionally) but then wait for your (physical) death.  But then it's good to know one's status so as not to keep sharing HIV to people like PDP is sharing money. It takes courage, character and a great deal of inner strength to do that though. Never been an easy experience. I checked mine last month. I was almost dead at the hospital, until I saw my result. Thank God. Nothing dey happen! Go and get tested today! Imagine a HIV free generation...it begins with you!.  12 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth To Jonathan: I Apologize For Disrespecting You by JoeCutie(m): 7:47am On Aug 11, 2016 |
Akuko Mike Ejeagha! Anyways, osite taa di mma, odiwara gboo. We forgive you, Basket. But make sure you stitch that basket mouth of yours so as not to bring you trouble. 25 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Nairobi Prostitute Destroys Client’s Car Who Refused To Pay After Sex (Video) by JoeCutie(m): 10:48pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
See as she open everything! The thing go dey smell like dead body. 6 Likes |
| Sports / Re: Olympic Rower Chierika Ukogu Reaches Semifinal by JoeCutie(m): 8:07am On Aug 10, 2016 |
I love to see ladies that strive - against all odds - to make things happen in this life. When a woman determines to do something? Nothing stops her. It's sexy. This young Nigerian lady is an inspiration to millions of Nigerians who have lost hope in this our Nigeria of today. Let us not lose hope, let us be steadfast in loving, praying for, defending and representing our country. We are currently in darkness, but at the end of the tunnel, we shall see light. Let us not lose hope. Not yet. Thanks to Chierika (God is great) for being an inspiration to us, for being so selfless and for exhibiting a height of patriotism. Go girl! The sky is only your starting point. God bless us all, and God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria. 51 Likes 4 Shares |
| Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Beauty Georgina Onuoha Flaunts Bikini Body At Malibu Beach In LA by JoeCutie(m): 8:04am On Aug 10, 2016 |
My love for this Lady...  She was one of the lovely ladies that rocked Nollywood when it was still thick. And she's good. And beautiful. And sexy. And hot. And... Elegant! 5 Likes |
| Celebrities / Re: Chioma Avril Rowland, Davido's Girlfriend - Datswasupblog by JoeCutie(m): 8:01am On Aug 10, 2016 |
If Davido shït, dem go bring am here, and I go come dey look, dey read, dey comment abi? Imagine!  7 Likes |
| Romance / Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by JoeCutie(m): 7:23pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
funmijoyb:Which one in particular? 5 Likes |
| Romance / Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by JoeCutie(m): 11:41am On Aug 09, 2016 |
JeffreyJamez:Azzineh! They want to go to heaven but they don't want to die.  18 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance / Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by JoeCutie(m): 11:39am On Aug 09, 2016 |
skarlett:Some Nigerian girls do not just want to get sense. Ignorance! It's in Nigeria you'd see a girl claim she's a virgin when her punni is as wide as UNIBEN main gate from self servicing sometimes with Cucumbers, Dildos, etc. You finger yourself and you're being fingered too. You're given head on daily/weekly basis, yet, you deceive yourself thinking you're a virgin, simply because human dick hasn't passed through too. Who's fooling who? Sometimes I feel like using nails on these girls for them to get sense. Rubbish! Please, these ladies need to be sex-oriented. 37 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance / Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by JoeCutie(m): 9:58am On Aug 09, 2016 |
You'd want him to SATISFY YOU IN BED but without having sex with you! How na? By licking you? Sucking you? Fingering you? Eating you? But not fvcking you? Akuko Mike Ejeagha. Even though that's the case, then that's pure punishment! Why would you want to punish him in such a cruel manner? You'd get him all excited and still not let him? That's the height of selfishness! You wanna be satisfied but you can't satisfy him too? Some girls and their wack reasoning ehn. 85 Likes 7 Shares |
| Politics / Re: The Niger Delta Crusaders, The Muslim Pilgrims And The Nigeria – FFK by JoeCutie(m): 7:19am On Aug 09, 2016 |
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| Politics / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Joins Twitter: "They Never Told Me The Level Of Disrespect Here" by JoeCutie(m): 8:26am On Aug 08, 2016 |
Because they've shared all the monies among themselves, what's then left for the common man? Mouth! Dem get money, we get mouth! Na only mouth we get oh. Na so so talk talk, bashing every here and there. But we no dey do anything oh. Lmao! Nigeria youths are like Arsenal football club, that'd be at the top of the league table, but at the end, they won't do anything tangible. Na only mouth we get! Welcome to (Nigerian) Twitter, Jimoh. Relax and enjoy the "disrespect". And yes, we are all angry!!! Tell me, why should we not be? 17 Likes 1 Share
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| Politics / Re: Jibrin: Two Governors To Save Dogara by JoeCutie(m): 7:56am On Aug 08, 2016 |
Fvck the shït! Why are people "working to save" this man? Is he worth saving? These idiots should be made to face the music for fvck's sake! Nigerian politics: Politics of hate! Politics of impunity! Politics of heartlessness! Politics of wickedness! Politics of insensitivity! Politics of indifference! These people can sell a whole country just so they could keep their positions and enrich themselves. They just do not give a damn about the 'ordinary' man. And here, people - albeit, his likes - are "working to save" Dogara. Fuckeet! It's such a shame. It's really unfortunate. Look at how handsome, gentle and innocent the likes of Saraki and Dogara appear, you'd even vouch for them of being virgins...even at heart. Appearance is deceptive! When the two highest officers of our lawmaking are this corrupt? We are finished! 10 Likes 1 Share
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| Crime / Re: Beggar Held With Rented Twins In Lagos (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 7:22pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
There's hunger in the land! Everybody is just looking for a way to survive. It's a pity! 10 Likes |
| Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ogunwusi & King Jaja Of Opobo Pictured by JoeCutie(m): 6:57pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Two cute monarchs...with extremely cute sense of fashion. 5 Likes |
| Religion / Re: Mbaka Blasts Buhari: People Are Dying Of Hunger, Buhari Should Sit Up (Video) by JoeCutie(m): 10:46pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
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| Romance / Re: Martin Aliker: Girl Rejected Me As I Couldn't Buy Her Beer, Now I Own A Brewery by JoeCutie(m): 8:03pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
You know, ladies - real and coolheaded ladies - have a way of looking beyond the present and seeing someone's (a man's) future. Seriously, it's like magic. Sometimes, women exhibit some traits that are quite metaphysical. Do whatever to them, ayama! They'd stick around. They've already seen a future so bright that they can't afford to miss out. But the mumu ones; the all-for-the-money ones; the karashikas; the witches & bitches; ndi oso chi egbu? Abia! Small thing, they don fly go meet richer guys! Only to come begging when it dawns on them that the stone they rejected had become the cornerstone. "Blessed are those (ladies) who suffer persecution (stick with their men when they are broke), for theirs is the Kingdom of God (theirs is the man's wealth when he hammers)" - I don forget the Bible quotation. Patience! Patience, my dear. Patience! Nobody wey no fit to make am. The different/distance between the rich and the poor is a thin line. It's so slim! And all it takes is...TIME. 81 Likes 8 Shares
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| Romance / Re: Her Labia Minora Got Swollen After Her Bf Sucked Her Pvssy by JoeCutie(m): 9:12am On Aug 02, 2016 |
Izyyblaze:That? 3 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Her Labia Minora Got Swollen After Her Bf Sucked Her Pvssy by JoeCutie(m): 9:01am On Aug 02, 2016 |
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