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Romance › Re: See What Sex Starvation Did To This Lady... by JoeCutie(m): 12:02am On Mar 31, 2016
Ebayray:
Hmmm, really
Questioning or concurring?
Romance › Re: See What Sex Starvation Did To This Lady... by JoeCutie(m): 11:52pm On Mar 30, 2016
Nairaland of today reminds me of when we built houses on sand: Child's play.

Crap!
undecided
Romance › Re: Which Is More Important To You, Sex Or Friendship? by JoeCutie(m): 11:31pm On Mar 30, 2016
PushPlay:
Sex is not just cool.
It's awesome when done with the right person. grin
Absolutely spot on. You said it the way I like it. Perfecto! grin
Romance › Re: Guy Drinking Yoghurt As Girlfriend Eats Fried Rice In Eatery by JoeCutie(m): 11:26pm On Mar 30, 2016
People are uncontrollably silly that they fail to understand that there's such thing as 'CHOICE'. If she's eating jollof rice & salad & chicken and I'm soaking garri nko? Would that be an abomination?

If you go out to eat, eat! And stop taking pictures of people without their consent and worst still, posting them online. It's sickening and immature
.
Romance › Re: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by JoeCutie(m): 10:43pm On Mar 30, 2016
cool
Romance › Re: Which Is More Important To You, Sex Or Friendship? by JoeCutie(m): 4:05pm On Mar 30, 2016
Sex is cool but friendship is paramount.
Education › Re: Nigerian Institution With The Highest Yahoo Boys by JoeCutie(m): 10:40am On Mar 29, 2016
Jumizie13:
are u for real?
grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by JoeCutie(m): 10:38am On Mar 29, 2016
PinkBarbie:
That would be boastful. wink
And failure to share would be unfair. grin
Phones › Re: Who Has The Worst Customer Care MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat? by JoeCutie(m): 10:35am On Mar 29, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
LOL.. There is still room to port grin.. Good morning..
Port? Well, that'd be an option if I see a viable one. If I see a nice BB at a cheaper rate, I could go for it. grin

Morning, dear
. smiley
Phones › Re: Who Has The Worst Customer Care MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat? by JoeCutie(m): 11:26pm On Mar 28, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
A month, though for the BB10 series only.. It was #1000 for 3GB before now.. At the end of last month, I got an SMS indicating a hike in price (extra #400).. All follow for the dollar increase angry..
And to think that I spend #2,015 every month on subscription... wow. BB users are enjoying. wink
Phones › Re: Who Has The Worst Customer Care MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat? by JoeCutie(m): 10:58pm On Mar 28, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
It's now #1400.. An extra #400 was added..
Is that for a month or a week?
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by JoeCutie(m): 10:56pm On Mar 28, 2016
PinkBarbie:
I have even more. wink
Oh, really? grin Care to share with a brother? wink
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by JoeCutie(m): 10:18pm On Mar 28, 2016
PinkBarbie:
Eehn there's nothing wrong with referring to a woman with that though.
People like the late Margaret Thatcher deserve that kind of title
The great Margaret! Well, technically, yes. But it's people like her and not you. Or do you consider yourself as having similar attributes as Thatcher? grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by JoeCutie(m): 8:31pm On Mar 28, 2016
PinkBarbie:
What does it actually mean that it has never been used by/for a lady before? huh
Well, literary, I can't really put a match to it's specific meaning, but it means somewhat of a 'great man' in Igbo language.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by JoeCutie(m): 7:14pm On Mar 28, 2016
PinkBarbie:
What does it mean? embarassed
Well, that's very strong and masculine for a lady. For the records, it's never been used by/for a lady before. wink
Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by JoeCutie(m): 7:23am On Mar 28, 2016
PhweshyJ:
We both know that this story isn't complete, Joe. Do well and complete it biko. I'll give anything just to see how it ended. Please? wink grin
Are you about that? shocked

Okay, just hang in there, I'm coming...
grin
Family › Re: Wives Kindly Share The Weird Stuffs You Do For Your Man Out Of Love. by JoeCutie(m): 7:21am On Mar 28, 2016
MissMakas:
A pragmatic, blunt but honest bad boy! tongue grin

Your girlfriend/wife is really going to enjoy you. kiss
shocked grin kiss
Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by JoeCutie(m): 6:53am On Mar 28, 2016
Monalisa185:
repenttongue
Okay, I will... after you. tongue
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by JoeCutie(m): 6:52am On Mar 28, 2016
PinkBarbie:
Lol that's a simple, popular one nau
Simple and popular? Yes, but you calling yourself that? Wow! grin
Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by JoeCutie(m): 9:56pm On Mar 27, 2016
Monalisa185:
ermmm, true that... make i add am sharperly...you this boy, you shaaa like amebo ootongue
That's more like the Onyi I know. And yes, you know me, I like amebo. Don't you? grin
Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by JoeCutie(m): 9:39pm On Mar 27, 2016
Monalisa185:
hehehehe, take a wild guess!!tonguetongue
I'm out of ideas really. Besides, you said you'd catch me up on something at the corner? Add this one to it. wink
Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by JoeCutie(m): 9:14pm On Mar 27, 2016
Monalisa185:
lwkm, Joe...you just confirmed their suspicion... smh...yeye pikintongue
Onyi, what ain't you telling me? grin
Romance › Re: My Mum Told Me ''no Sex Before Marriage'' But I Saw Myself In Her Wedding Pics by JoeCutie(m): 7:16pm On Mar 27, 2016
Lmao! cheesy

Man and thing is doing - "Nwoke n'ife na-eme"
. grin

Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by JoeCutie(m): 7:09pm On Mar 27, 2016
Monalisa185:
I trust you na, you no dey ever disappointcheesy
Lmao! cheesy

Dey there dey talk that thing now, people go begin suspect two of us say we don...
lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies MOAN Or CRY During Lovemaking by JoeCutie(m): 7:06pm On Mar 27, 2016
undecided undecided undecided

Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by JoeCutie(m):
YES!!!

It was back in school. I'd gotten off the phone with this babe like 4 minutes earlier. She'd called to confirm if I was still coming. I told her I was four minutes away from her place. And at exactly four minutes, I was there. She had finished having her bath, and was relaxing on her bed. When I got to the frontage of her room, I knocked on the door, to which she answered, asking me to come in, that the door was open. I pushed the door open, and lo and behold...

There she was, lying on her bed stark nakéd, with her legs widely open like Open-Ended question. shocked embarassed angry And for a moment, I was literarily dumb, transfixed, blind, and in fact, lost. I guess she was saying something then, but I had no idea what. What was I to do at that moment? No clues. I tried using my visual philosophical acuity to solve the situation, and eureka! I got my answers!

I had already come in, so retreating wasn't a viable option, cos only cowards retreat, no? And since I'm no coward, there was only one option staring me in the face. I slammed the door behind me, and locked it. I walked straight to the bed and....

OkBye!
lipsrsealed tongue cheesy
Romance › Re: Premarital Sex Is Not A Crime Nor Sin! by JoeCutie(m): 4:20pm On Mar 27, 2016
Tallesty1:
gringringrin



How's the Easter celeb. over there bro.
Easter ke? Today na easter? shocked I no even know. grin

Nothing's happening, bro. Naija dry like dry gin. Buhari haff kee us
. angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by JoeCutie(m): 4:17pm On Mar 27, 2016
Romance › Re: Premarital Sex Is Not A Crime Nor Sin! by JoeCutie(m): 2:56pm On Mar 27, 2016
Tallesty1:
I think Joe was right.


She's interested in so many things



Including a visit to hell.
Finally! Someone sees things my way. Thank you my brother. grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by JoeCutie(m): 2:50pm On Mar 27, 2016
PinkBarbie:
Jesus! gringringringrin
You're crazy cheesy

Well, I am the odogwu one of Africa grin
Babes! You didn't just write that! shocked lipsrsealed grin

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