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Politics / Re: Charles Njoku Contesting For Election In Germany (pix) by JoeCutie(m): 8:17pm On Aug 16, 2016
Forwetinnah:


Almost choked with laughter. .. grin
Please, bro, don't choke oh. You're still very much important to us oh. grin

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Politics / Re: Charles Njoku Contesting For Election In Germany (pix) by JoeCutie(m): 8:15pm On Aug 16, 2016
able20:



Foreigners can't settle down here very well becos some lazy Agberos will ask them settle some fees that lagos belongs to them alone, they even do that to fellow Nigerians
Very true, bro.

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Politics / Re: Charles Njoku Contesting For Election In Germany (pix) by JoeCutie(m): 3:46pm On Aug 16, 2016
pippimp:


You sure you understand English? Is he representing Nigeria in what position he is vying for? He is not Nigerian. He is German. He has burnt that passport a long time ago. I know this for a fact because i did the same thing.
Fvck off!

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Romance / Re: This Pre-Wedding Photoshoot Of "Buy Gala" That Got People Talking by JoeCutie(m): 3:08pm On Aug 16, 2016
[quote author=vicdall post=48526273][/quote]No, dear, it's just that it's somehow stumbling on news or pictures of your offline friend on Nairaland, which they might not even know of. That's what happened, right? grin

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Education / Re: UNILAG Girls In "Car Wash" Show During Hall Week Celebration by JoeCutie(m): 9:53am On Aug 16, 2016
That's why I declined going to Unilag. These girls are so good at doing the irrelevant. undecided

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Politics / Re: Charles Njoku Contesting For Election In Germany (pix) by JoeCutie(m): 9:35am On Aug 16, 2016
A good ambassador of Nigeria. We see news every time, of Nigerians contesting for public offices abroad. Why do foreigners not contest for public offices in Nigeria? You'd hardly see them seeking for Nigerian citizenship sef, let alone, contest for public offices. And anyone of them who seeks for and is granted citizenship in Nigeria, it'd make the news immediately.

Meanwhile, we are so finished in this country! Imagine...A girl just walked up to me at an ATM queue and asked if I was the last person. I said yes. Then she said,

"I'm in front of your back oh". shocked

I said to her,

"Why not come at the back of my front instead?" angry

I've been confused since. Unusually quiet, and just contemplating...like Virgin Mary. embarassed cry

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Politics / Re: Mimiko's Cabinet Members Defect To APC by JoeCutie(m): 8:12am On Aug 16, 2016
undecided

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Crime / Re: Uzoamaka Chukwu Adopted By Rita Anoh Nnenna, Moves Into Her Home by JoeCutie(m): 8:11am On Aug 16, 2016
virginboy1:
Na wa ooo. Na her time, make she use am well.

On the contrary,

I wish Chelsea can b playing everyday frm morning till night. Because whenever dey are playing all d Touts Hooligans nd Vegabonds in Lagos are always indoor watching match. It makes d street really calm clean nd safe.

Sighs
You can start by learning to properly punctuate your statements.

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Poses With Governor Ambode (Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 7:21am On Aug 16, 2016
ifeomaekol:
Isn't that simi behind them?? Good colour combo sheyi.
Yes, that's 'little' Simi. You've got an eagle eye. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Shares Pictures Of Her New Lekki Office by JoeCutie(m): 6:32am On Aug 16, 2016
When you move from 'nothing' to 'everything', people think it's magic, but it's not. It's the grace of God, which crowns every man's efforts with success.

When you put in honest efforts, it'd yield fruits. If not today, it'd be tomorrow. Because heaven helps those who help themselves.

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Shares Pictures Of Her New Lekki Office by JoeCutie(m): 6:25am On Aug 16, 2016
Seun:
I now believe that she is far richer, and that's ok. If Linda Ikeji could become a Nigerian Oprah that would be awesome for the country.
So you never believed?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Westham - 2 - 1 On 15th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 11:55pm On Aug 15, 2016
And we made it! cheesy

Antonio Conte, the master tactician,
John Terry, Captain, Leader, Legend,
Eden Hazard, the little wizard,
N'Golo Kanté, the new Makalele,
Diego Costa, the Guv'nor!

#TheCFCfamily
#EPL

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Romance / Re: This Pre-Wedding Photoshoot Of "Buy Gala" That Got People Talking by JoeCutie(m): 3:17pm On Aug 15, 2016
vicdall:

Yes. why?
Nothing really. But you ain't the original poster?

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Career / Re: Whats The Major Challenge You Are Facing At Your Workplace? by JoeCutie(m): 12:50pm On Aug 15, 2016
Adaobi12:
Having so many responsibilities.
I was employed as just a teacher, but now, Am a paediatrician, a psychologist, a playmate, a mother. it freaks me out sometimes.
You tutor kids, right? grin

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Romance / Re: This Pre-Wedding Photoshoot Of "Buy Gala" That Got People Talking by JoeCutie(m): 12:33pm On Aug 15, 2016
vicdall:
omg! This is my friend chison and her fiancé. Their wedding is on 1st oct
Are you serious?

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Literature / Re: Bibliophobia; The Moribund Art Of Reading by JoeCutie(m): 8:53am On Aug 15, 2016
Reading (and writing) is an art. And you don't force it. You don't even learn it at an old age. My people say 'anaghi amu aka ekpe na nka. Whatever you do not learn as a child (at a younger age), it's almost impossible to learn it when you're all grown. Reading is an art which our parents and teachers should help instill in us. It's a culture which should be cultivated at a very young age. The lion share of the blame for not having this culture of reading (and writing) should go to our teachers and our parents - and in extension, to the government, viz a viz the education ministry - for not doing their jobs.

Some parents and teachers, though, tried very well in ensuring this. And when you see those people who have that culture, reading? To read go dey hungry you. But pick up your book to read...ayama! It's not easy. You don't force it. But, nonetheless, we'll keep trying.

Nice reminder, Op, but your grammars are a bit big.

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Literature / Re: Bibliophobia; The Moribund Art Of Reading by JoeCutie(m): 8:43am On Aug 15, 2016
Twaci:
Nice read.

Just that I feel this article would have been better understood if written in simpler terms.

#justsaying.
Some people just like writing in and or speaking big grammars. That's why I love some Professors, even though they are Profs, they still teach, talk and write in very simple terms. It's actually glorious getting people to follow and assimilate properly the points you're trying to pass across...by simplifying your use of English. The trick is not in the speaking/writing, it's in the understanding.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 14th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 6:30pm On Aug 14, 2016
Sleekyshuga:

Who your disappointment epp grin embarassed tongue? Allow me watch this match in peace sad.. I still dey look José Mourinho undecided..
Na me you dey yab abi? Okay na, we go see for Siena. grin

You sef no like Mourinho? embarassed

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 14th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 6:24pm On Aug 14, 2016
missyadorable:


Even now @ old trafford,we still hate him.Thrashy mourinho!
And you're a United fan?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 14th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 2:33pm On Aug 14, 2016
Sleekyshuga:

You sef dey bet cheesy undecided?


tongue tongue
E no fit you! I'm disappointed. angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 14th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 2:28pm On Aug 14, 2016
Sleekyshuga:

Brother mi, why na embarassed?
You sef be Man U fan? undecided embarassed

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