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Food / Re: Outrage As Indian-packaged Garri Sells In Nigeria by JoeCutie(m): 6:02pm On Feb 28, 2017
sweetetlove:
The power of social media
Peaceful Peace! wink

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Akpororo And His Beautiful Wife In New Pictures by JoeCutie(m): 3:09pm On Feb 28, 2017
Rutheby:
she's really cute
Hey!

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Religion / Re: Working Wives Should Submit Salaries To Their Husbands - Pastor. Nigerians React by JoeCutie(m): 2:19pm On Feb 28, 2017
This Pastor guy is trying to destablize further what remains of the country which Osinbajo is trying to salvage.

Please, oga Pastor, we do not need our women to submit their salaries. They more than deserve their pay abeg
. grin

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Religion / Re: Working Wives Should Submit Salaries To Their Husbands - Pastor. Nigerians React by JoeCutie(m): 2:14pm On Feb 28, 2017
Monalisa185:
no be only submit salaries, I go submit office workload join then him go mark am...

I can only contribute to the expenses made at home.. Shikena
But the Bible says you (women) should be, let me quote the Bible literally, "submissive". And that entails submitting...EVERYTHING...including salaries. lipsrsealed


You should submit your salaries and then we'd pay you salaries from your own salaries. Who be that Pastor sef? Abeg he deserves some very chilled keg of pammy
. cheesy

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Crime / Re: Man Set Ablaze For Stealing A Motor Battery In Calabar (graphic Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 2:03pm On Feb 27, 2017
"Petty thieves get hanged while the great thieves get to rule the world" - Aesop.



Shame!
sad

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Romance / Re: Valley Of The Shadow Of Love. by JoeCutie(m): 7:32pm On Aug 28, 2016
Yuneehk:
I loved ALONE so I'm gonna follow this. How come it's on Romance Section? That's how I'd have missed out.

Chopsyray you need to see this oh. Emo.rse, O.gtavia, JoeCutie Nkem cheesy , y'all should see this too.
Behind you, beibe. wink

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Literature / Re: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by JoeCutie(m): 8:27am On Aug 28, 2016
skarlett:



gringringrin no be small assistant girlfriend. Thanks dearie and happy sunday kiss
Uwc, and same to you. kiss

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Literature / Re: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by JoeCutie(m): 8:08am On Aug 28, 2016
"Assistant Girlfriend"

Back in school, I had an "assistant girlfriend". Okay, it's actually not what your spoilt mind is telling you right now. I just had a close friend - very crazy and funny - who took up that title. Assistant Girlfriend. It was self-acclaimed. Chai! You've just taken me down the memory lane. grin

Daalu, Kelly the sexy. cheesy

Skarlett!

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Cameltoe Fails....(+18) by JoeCutie(m): 12:39pm On Aug 24, 2016
When I first heard this "Camel toe" thing, I was very excited that I was finally going to see what the toe of Camel looked like, only for me to view the picture and saw the disgusting damages that women are doing to the beautiful world that God gave us. It's a shame. And to think that a lot of ladies are copying this trend and posing for pictures...in the name of fashion? It's unfortunate. Pathetic!

Look what we've done to the world...
How did we get this rotten? Just a few years back, our world was still sane. Who taught us this? And it's already in Nigeria!
embarassed

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Politics / Re: Joseph Nyumah Boaka Visits Osinbajo by JoeCutie(m): 9:02pm On Aug 22, 2016
Wait, who's this man that's shorter than even Osinbajo? Can this one be spotted in a crowd? embarassed Look at them...Aki and Pawpaw. grin

I see some people, I get hope
. grin

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Health / Re: Period Policy: Debatable Or A Debacle? by JoeCutie(m): 12:26pm On Aug 22, 2016
amicable09:

Lolz. I'm none of those but I can be your rice and beans. Your amala and ewedu. Your pounded yam and egusi soup. Your fried yam and plantain and your ube and corn cheesy cheesy

Good to hear you're good.
It's a sunny day over here after the light shower early this morning, cool way to start the day. I believe you're all set for the day. Have a marvelous Monday.
Oka n'ube? Awww, please don't just start! Don't upset my quenched cravings now. embarassed grin And if you could be that for me, then what are we waiting for? cheesy wink

My day has been great. Almost perfect. Do have a fabulous day and week
.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Unclad Portraits & Statue Of Hillary Clinton Released By Donald Trump's Fans by JoeCutie(m): 10:23am On Aug 22, 2016
American politics - Democrats Vs Republicans - is becoming so dirty, controversial, immature and childish just like we have in Nigeria - APC vs PDP. What's all this? America is gradually shifting away from what it used to be...or at least, from what we thought it was.undecided embarassed

Meanwhile, somewhere in Mars, Donald Trump's long lost twin brother is somehow found. They look so identical!
cheesy

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Health / Re: Period Policy: Debatable Or A Debacle? by JoeCutie(m): 10:16am On Aug 22, 2016
amicable09:

Lol. You are trying to buy me over abi? grin. I refuse to cross carpet. cheesy

My day's been good. Forgive the delay that comes with my responses.

Hope you have equally been good?
Lol. Buy you over? When you're not Suya, Banana & Groundnut, Bread & Avocado, Chicken & Chips, or even my precious Jollof & Chicken? Lmao. I don't want you crossing any carpet. tongue

I've been good, thanks
.

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Drool Over Biodun Okeowo "Omo Butty's" Inviting Photos by JoeCutie(m): 6:44pm On Aug 21, 2016
All that glitters is not gold. Ike nsi! undecided

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Romance / Re: Finding A Husband Is Hard.. True Or False? by JoeCutie(m): 11:21am On Aug 21, 2016
skarlett:


Ikr tongue
It's Church time. Oya!!!

Your mum is calming down oh, I dunno why she'd let you stay back at home on a Sunday
. grin

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Romance / Re: Finding A Husband Is Hard.. True Or False? by JoeCutie(m): 11:11am On Aug 21, 2016
skarlett:
that's the problem, nobody sent you to find, you're supposed to spend time and money making yourself better by getting an education, working on your character, getting a job etc and when you do, the right man will FIND you.


The direct opposite is what females nowadays spend their time doing undecided
You get sense sha. tongue

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Romance / Re: Usain Bolt Set To Marry Girlfriend, Kasi Bennet by JoeCutie(m): 9:16am On Aug 21, 2016
Who be this Op sef! You fast gan. I just read this news from Daily Mail ShowBiz just now. cheesy

Usain Bolt just tall like person wey no get sense. He's actually long, not tall
. embarassed

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Career / Re: Benue Female Barber, Sewe Kristina, Who Gives Men Clean Haircuts (Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 9:09am On Aug 21, 2016
Awww! And she's "freakin awesome". smiley

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Events / Re: Akinade And Olufunto Married As Virgins!! (Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 10:32pm On Aug 20, 2016
I'm a virgin too...at least, for a few hours now. undecided

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Health / Re: Period Policy: Debatable Or A Debacle? by JoeCutie(m): 9:48pm On Aug 20, 2016
amicable09:

Uhm... well, maybe the policy shouldn't give them days off outrightly but protect them from teachers/masters who may want to punish them unduly for absence or denying them permission to use the school bay and miss a class or two.
Wow! Your stance is changing. I'd like to think that my insistence is having an effect in you. grin

If any student fails to come to school, and writes to the school - or to the teacher, as the school policy may suggest - explaining why, it's only natural that the authorities should evaluate it and see reason with the said student. It's no biggie. It's normal actually.

How was your day...my friend? Hope you've been good
? smiley

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Health / Re: Period Policy: Debatable Or A Debacle? by JoeCutie(m): 6:55pm On Aug 20, 2016
amicable09:

Phew! I'm sorry Joe, Yesterday wasn't one of those days where I get to hang out with my friends here.
But I'm here now for you my friend wink

Let's take it slowly. Point by point.
What should be done about the change in children's growth rate with emphasis on the girl child... well, nothing. And I'll tell you why.
I love the way kids grow these days except of course for obese children, otherwise it's fine to see them grow healthily. Research has shown that nutrition is a one of the causes of this change and more and more children are well fed. This should be a celebrated news right? But the problem is just like the rapid growth they are experiencing, so is puberty rushing to catch up with them.

Therefore to your question regarding what should be done to slow down growth rate, I don't know. It's like asking me to say children shouldn't be well fed and should be malnourished which is not advisable.
Okay, that's cool.

Now, do you not see (in the future) this Policy, if introduced, causing any sort of problem - academically, socially, etc - for these children? I'm just having this premonition that this, if introduced, would cause more harm than good.

Do you think there's no other way these children could be helped apart from giving the days off?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 2:27pm On Aug 20, 2016
CHELSEA is more than a Football Club, we are a Family.

Do you know why people hate us and talk about us so much? It's because they are afraid of us. Their hearts always skip whenever 'Chelsea' is mentioned. They wish they were us, and because they could not, they resort to hating.

We are Chelsea, the pride of London; the Roman Army. And come the end of this season, even if we don't win the title, we'll not be far off.

Finally, forget Paul Pogba (and his audacious price tag), N'Golo Kanté is the real deal; the buy of the season.

#TheCFCFamily
#ThePrideOfLondon
#TheRomanArmy

Football is more than a game...it's a way of life
.

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Romance / Re: Is This Why Ladies Are Finding It Hard To Settle Down? (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 2:07pm On Aug 20, 2016
And what does that tell you? No one has it all!

We are humans, we ain't perfect. We are fallible, and we are always going to disappoint once in a while. God knows why He made everything the way they are
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