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Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo's New Haircut: Fans Disagree With Her New Look by JoeCutie(m): 8:54am On Aug 02, 2016
She can as well substitute for Okporoko in my pot of oha soup.


Anyways, whatever makes her sleep at night, right? Kapish!
lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: Her Labia Minora Got Swollen After Her Bf Sucked Her Pvssy by JoeCutie(m): 8:42am On Aug 02, 2016
Izyyblaze:
shocked cheesy grin
JoeCutie come o, you need to see this tongue cheesy
Tell me, why do I need to see this? embarassed undecided

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Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romanclender A Happy New Month. by JoeCutie(m): 8:22pm On Aug 01, 2016
Cheriepet:
All the blessings, fulfilments, peace, joy and wholesome happiness hearts this eighth month of the year:

jeffreyjamez
charijee
lanicky
3dimension
kingphilip
joecutie
logodwhiz
jigsawkillah
starshyne
liedetector
seunfavor
mzlorah
twaci
Thank you very much, and same to you. smiley

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Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romanclender A Happy New Month. by JoeCutie(m): 8:20pm On Aug 01, 2016
SweetieConstie:
Happy New Month to these wonderful people... grin





Smellymouth grin


Makydebbie kiss


Iykekelvins smiley


Obiorathesubtle(My friend's lovely granny) Happy New month sir! grin


JoeCutie


Laveda


Queen Lanicky smiley


Fynestboi


Refiner


Girl360


Suzan404


SlyIsaac


Twaci


HateU2


Bibijay123


Jarizod


TheSociopath


Estharfabian


Labodinho


Photoshoot


Mediapace


Falconey...etc




Wishing y'all a very splendid month of August... May all your heart desires be met and may you experience many beautiful surprises in this new month of August! cheesy




And to all the Mr. Nairaland contestants, I wish you guys all the best in the contest which kicks off today! grin





HAVE A BLESSED NEW MONTH!!! kisskisskiss






GRACIAS!



Thank you, Constance, and same to you. smiley

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Education / Re: Will You Burn Your Certificate For $50m? by JoeCutie(m): 7:26am On Aug 01, 2016
Eh? $50m? shocked

I'd burn my certificate...
Burn the teachers...
Burn all the fake friends I had in school...
Burn the school...
Burn all the schools near my school...
Burn all the politicians in Nigeria...
Then burn the ministry of education.

Fvck certificate! In Nigeria, and legally, it'd never get you anywhere close to fifteen billion Naira in your lifetime. Who certificate epp? Abegi!
undecided

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Education / Re: Ladies Pour Water On UNIBEN Final Year Student by JoeCutie(m): 6:03pm On Jul 31, 2016
WindUpMerchant:
You're not the only grAduate here, nobody will pour poo on you simply because you graduated. Stop exaggerating.
Mr. Stalker! Stop stalking me, I'm not gay. And unfollow me immediately!

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Education / Re: Ladies Pour Water On UNIBEN Final Year Student by JoeCutie(m): 5:19pm On Jul 31, 2016
Na that day you go know say some people hate you for this life!

They'd get a mixture of poo + red oil + hot drink + oil paint + fresh pepper + urine + zobo and pour it on you. Shout from Jerusalem to Jericho, nobody go come to your rescue. Isn't that gobesious? undecided

Wicked!
embarassed

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Business / Re: How Can We Save Nigeria Economy From Further Recession? by JoeCutie(m): 7:21am On Jul 31, 2016
First of all, we have to repent and change the way we approach these things!

Everything in this country is politicized and handled with party fanaticism. Our economy should not just rest on the shoulders of the APC or the PDP or just any party. Now, the APC should swallow their pride, go beyond their party and bring people - anybody be it LP, PDP, APGA, etc - who can help turn this around. Now, we need more hands to do this job. All hands must be on deck!

You see, in Nigeria, our governments keep recycling the same people as regards appointment just because of their party loyalty, or religious/tribal sentiment. Do we really look beyond these things to find the right people who are qualified?

In fact, I don't know again
. embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: "When Will You Let Me Suck Them Tities": Fan Asks Anita Joseph After Seeing This by JoeCutie(m): 7:12am On Jul 31, 2016
Some guys still need feeding bottles, I swear! Just to make sure there's something suckable close by.

How some of us talk about this sucking - and even do it - you'd think that their lives depend solely on those breasts and the milk they produce.

Nawa for WAEC oh! grin

But make no mistakes sha, sucking is...
lipsrsealed cheesy

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Sports / Re: Stephen Keshi's Son Blasts FG: "They Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves" by JoeCutie(m): 10:14pm On Jul 30, 2016
eleojo23:


grin grin
Welcome to nairaland where all kinds of people roam freely grin
embarassed embarassed embarassed

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Sports / Re: Stephen Keshi's Son Blasts FG: "They Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves" by JoeCutie(m): 10:13pm On Jul 30, 2016
WindUpMerchant:
young man I am even sick to the stomach knowing this fora is inhabited by people like you. go away please.
Yet you followed me just now! angry Wait, are you mentally stable? undecided Do you need help? embarassed We could offer some. sad

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Sleekyshuga™ by JoeCutie(m): 8:31pm On Jul 30, 2016
Happy belated birthday, hunnie. I'm so sorry for being late to the partey! Hope you had fun? cheesy

How did it go?
Cc: SleekyShuga
. kiss

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Sports / Re: Stephen Keshi's Son Blasts FG: "They Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves" by JoeCutie(m): 8:23pm On Jul 30, 2016
WindUpMerchant:
ur a disgrace. u will visit kuje soon to fellowship with ur master.
My God! Who be this one again!!! angry



The things I have to put up with, just because I'm a Nairalander
embarassed

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Sports / Re: Stephen Keshi's Son Blasts FG: "They Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves" by JoeCutie(m): 6:07am On Jul 30, 2016
Nigeria is a scam!

Late Stephen Keshi deserves what was promised by the Federal Government: A state burial. They were promised! Whatever happened to keeping to one's promises? It can never be said of Nigerian governments.

In America (and the likes), they'd ask you not to think of what America would do for you, but what you'd do for America. Cool. But here? You don't think of what you'd do for Nigeria. You don't even think of what Nigeria would do for you. You think of what you'd do for yourself! Because at the end, you're on your own!

If you die (working) for Nigeria, your name is SORRY!
RIP, the Big Boss!

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Politics / Re: I Transported N4.7bn Poll Funds For Obanikoro, Ex-aide Confesses by JoeCutie(m): 8:53am On Jul 29, 2016
In as much as I disagree with the modus operandi of the Buhari-led APC government (as regards the anti-corruption war) - mostly because many of them are very corrupt themselves - I still believe that these PDP topnotchers deserve what they are getting. The only thing I hate is the effect it's having on all of us, the 'ordinary' citizens.

PDP had destroyed Nigeria with their culture of 'sharing the money'. How can someone stand in court and narrate how he was instructed to share some ridiculous amount of money meant for arms deal among the PDP leaders? Under a watchful eye of a living, a sitting and an active President? I still try not to believe this. It is so unbelievable! It's all kinds of wrong. Abomination!

For 16 years, the PDP ruled this country with impunity! They did whatever they deemed fit, without qualms. They kept sharing this country's money among themselves, that the word 'share/sharing' became almost innate in them. Little wonder why, Patience Jonathan, during one of her theatrics on TV, cried out, "all these blood you are SHARING...", when in actual sense she meant 'SHEDDING'. Because 'sharing' (of money) had become the order of the day.

I'm not a fan of Buhari - unless, of course, he does the unbelievable and changes for good - but PDP? No way! Apart from his Northern-based appointments, the state of the economy of the nation and the fact that he works with some very corrupt officials while fighting corruption, Buhari and the APC is still better than this waste called the PDP. Their impunity crippled Nigeria! They should all be jailed for life! But then, the lives of the 'ordinary' Nigerians should be improved, as they've been the ones suffering these anomalies.

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria
.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Sacks Health Agencies Dgs by JoeCutie(m): 8:02am On Jul 29, 2016
The Sacking President!

Look at those sacked officials...Southerners. But just wait and see who he replaces them with...Northerners.

Just like the Biblical Jesus... Lord, could you take this cup (APC & Buhari) away from us already, please? Bikozianu. Anyi atagokwanu afufu a na-ebe odi ukwuu. What have we done to merit the imposition of the North on us? It's true that we are very corrupt, bad and sinful people, but no be we sin pass na, abi na we? And na we still get Church pass others oh. Is it that those Churches and the mammoth prayers they offer everyday are fake or what?

Talk to me, Lord. cry

You no go gimme food chop. You no go gimme money to take buy food. You no go allow me make my own money in my own way. Okay, you no go even appoint me for your so called government. Yet, you no go allow make I comot go form my own country and government! How can you beat a child and ask him not to cry! In this 21st century? Who does that!?

Buhari, they do you this thing do? Emere gi ihe nkea eme?
. angry sad

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Education / Re: Eno Mfon, Nigerian Student Who Graduated After White Lecturer Rejected Her by JoeCutie(m): 7:29am On Jul 29, 2016
Sometimes, when people open their (silly) mouths to make pronouncements about other people's lives, they forget that they are mere mortals; mere ashes!

"As far as I'm alive, you'll never make it out of this school!"
"It's over my dead body will you graduate!"
"I'll not be alive and see you make money!"
"You'll never be somebody in life!"
Blah blah blah...


Just in a blink of an eye, you'd drop dead! And the other person's life continues. Who are you to dictate how others' destinies, futures and lives unfold? How dare you!!!

"My enemy shall live long and see what I become in the future". Because death would be too good for them, they must live to witness their failed prophecies about me and in my life!

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Politics / Re: Dogara Seizes Computers At Appropriation Committee Secretariat Jibrin by JoeCutie(m): 7:22am On Jul 29, 2016
teepain:


The reason why PDP was voted out of power is because Nigerians were not impressed by the way PDP treated every issue, including criminal infractions, as family affair.

It is to the credit of APC, that the party allows members to slug it out in a self cleansing process.

The APC as a party has many shortcomings but a lot of Nigerians would rather this party than one that covers up the sins of its members by "rebasing" (pun intended) issues of national importance as family affairs.
You deserve some respect, first, because you showed (me) respect in your response.

Second, the point you made is as cool as the way you made it.

#RESPECT
.

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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 10:23pm On Jul 28, 2016
ellacute45:

Lol
But you know that Nkotonko guy is dead sha?

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Politics / Re: Dogara Seizes Computers At Appropriation Committee Secretariat Jibrin by JoeCutie(m): 10:09pm On Jul 28, 2016
Have you noticed anything strangely sweet and peculiar with all these fights in the NASS?
Senate: Saraki Vs Buhari = APC vs APC
Senate: Dino Melaye Vs Tinubu = APC vs APC
Reps: Dogara Vs Jibrin = APC vs APC
.
Their house is on fire!!! Their own case go worse pass that of Babylon. It's gon be so apocalyptic! cheesy

Yakubu Dogara, you had better go and die your die...in peace, before this Jibrin-force will die you...in pieces.

Nigerian politicians...walking corpses. Ndi nwuru anwu na-aga ije
angry

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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 10:00pm On Jul 28, 2016
ellacute45:

Nne nkotonko, ụzụagbaranchị,onye amụma tufuu, aunty alikirija grin cheesy
shocked shocked shocked



You're a complete bae. Unadulterated! kiss
Marry me already?
cheesy

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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 9:49pm On Jul 28, 2016
ellacute45:

Agidimgba Agidimgba cheesy
So you're familiar with that song/video? cheesy


Nkotonko!
cheesy

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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 9:46pm On Jul 28, 2016
MizMyColi:


grin grin grin grin grin

This one got me cracked up.
My sister! cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 9:32pm On Jul 28, 2016
MizMyColi:


Lol
I can relate with your position.
I was once angry.
At this government, the hypocrisy and extremely superlative fakeness.

These days, I just take things easy joor.
Nsogbu di. Nnukwu nsogbu di. angry

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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 8:36pm On Jul 28, 2016
MizMyColi:


Lol, But I'm not an endangered specie na.

Hi Joe
Been following your posts, esp in politics from my TLwink
No, you're not. It's just that you've been kinda scarce these days...from my TL. grin

My dear! I'm usually not active in Politics (section), but these days, the kinda things I read - everything about the APC and Buhari in particular - make me very angry. It's so unfortunate. undecided

That's why you see me there these days oh
. cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Didi Stone Olomide, Koffi Olomide’s Gorgeous Daughter by JoeCutie(m): 8:23pm On Jul 28, 2016
She make sense no be here! Sexy AF! cheesy kiss





Me that wants to born only 3 pikin, if I come marry this type, you sure say only 3 go do me? Chai! Na the danger of marrying very beautiful, hot and sexy wife be that oh
embarassed

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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 7:52pm On Jul 28, 2016
MizMyColi:


Lol
Which other side?

Are you in Jail?grin
So you're still in existence? embarassed


Hello, ma'am
. smiley

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Romance / Re: Photo Of A Virgin Restoration Kit by JoeCutie(m): 7:40pm On Jul 28, 2016
We wey no come like virgins nko? undecided

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Politics / Re: Jibrin: Dogara Diverted FG Project To His Farm In Nasarawa by JoeCutie(m): 3:05pm On Jul 28, 2016
Dogara!!? Chei! shocked

No wonder he stated authoritatively and categorically on Monday, 11th July, 2016, that "Billions of Naira (are) buried in farms". I wondered how he could have known, but somehow, I had the feeling that what he said must be empirical - he could have gotten the knowledge from experience. He actually knew what he was saying. It was true. He was the thief!

Latin people say, "Corruptio optima pessima est" - "The corruption of the best is the worst". Never make an (worst) enemy, someone who used to be your (best) friend...especially in (Nigerian) politics. They'd open your yansh in a way that no other would. They'd do so without blinking an eye. They'd turn against you with so much passion, just the same way they protected your interest with so much passion.

So this handsome, quiet and gentle looking Dogara is this deadly? Clearly, appearance is deceptive. He is in a deep shît! And now, the shît just got real
. cheesy

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Politics / Re: Attahiru Bafarawa Gives N30million Traders Over The Recent Fire Incident by JoeCutie(m): 11:33am On Jul 28, 2016
Dude still got that PDP thing in him even years after leaving office: sharing of money.

Nigeria and 'sharing' of money...
lipsrsealed

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Culture / Re: Emir Sanusi Buys Rolls Royce Phantom (Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 11:25am On Jul 28, 2016
Cherishing:
Chai! See moto Oo



















God punish Poverty
You like am? grin

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