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 Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo's New Haircut: Fans Disagree With Her New Look by JoeCutie(m): 8:54am On Aug 02, 2016 |
She can as well substitute for Okporoko in my pot of oha soup. Anyways, whatever makes her sleep at night, right? Kapish!  14 Likes 1 Share
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| Romance › Re: Her Labia Minora Got Swollen After Her Bf Sucked Her Pvssy by JoeCutie(m): 8:42am On Aug 02, 2016 |
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| Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romanclender A Happy New Month. by JoeCutie(m): 8:22pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Cheriepet:Thank you very much, and same to you.  2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romanclender A Happy New Month. by JoeCutie(m): 8:20pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
SweetieConstie:Thank you, Constance, and same to you. 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: Will You Burn Your Certificate For $50m? by JoeCutie(m): 7:26am On Aug 01, 2016*. Modified: 10:27am On Aug 01, 2016 |
Eh? $50m? I'd burn my certificate... Burn the teachers... Burn all the fake friends I had in school... Burn the school... Burn all the schools near my school... Burn all the politicians in Nigeria... Then burn the ministry of education. Fvck certificate! In Nigeria, and legally, it'd never get you anywhere close to fifteen billion Naira in your lifetime. Who certificate epp? Abegi!  9 Likes 5 Shares |
| Education › Re: Ladies Pour Water On UNIBEN Final Year Student by JoeCutie(m): 6:03pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
WindUpMerchant:Mr. Stalker! Stop stalking me, I'm not gay. And unfollow me immediately! 6 Likes |
| Education › Re: Ladies Pour Water On UNIBEN Final Year Student by JoeCutie(m): 5:19pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Na that day you go know say some people hate you for this life! They'd get a mixture of poo + red oil + hot drink + oil paint + fresh pepper + urine + zobo and pour it on you. Shout from Jerusalem to Jericho, nobody go come to your rescue. Isn't that gobesious? Wicked!  10 Likes |
| Business › Re: How Can We Save Nigeria Economy From Further Recession? by JoeCutie(m): 7:21am On Jul 31, 2016 |
First of all, we have to repent and change the way we approach these things! Everything in this country is politicized and handled with party fanaticism. Our economy should not just rest on the shoulders of the APC or the PDP or just any party. Now, the APC should swallow their pride, go beyond their party and bring people - anybody be it LP, PDP, APGA, etc - who can help turn this around. Now, we need more hands to do this job. All hands must be on deck! You see, in Nigeria, our governments keep recycling the same people as regards appointment just because of their party loyalty, or religious/tribal sentiment. Do we really look beyond these things to find the right people who are qualified? In fact, I don't know again. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: "When Will You Let Me Suck Them Tities": Fan Asks Anita Joseph After Seeing This by JoeCutie(m): 7:12am On Jul 31, 2016*. Modified: 7:33am On Jul 31, 2016 |
Some guys still need feeding bottles, I swear! Just to make sure there's something suckable close by. How some of us talk about this sucking - and even do it - you'd think that their lives depend solely on those breasts and the milk they produce. Nawa for WAEC oh!  But make no mistakes sha, sucking is...  7 Likes
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| Sports › Re: Stephen Keshi's Son Blasts FG: "They Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves" by JoeCutie(m): 10:14pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
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| Sports › Re: Stephen Keshi's Son Blasts FG: "They Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves" by JoeCutie(m): 10:13pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
WindUpMerchant:Yet you followed me just now!   Wait, are you mentally stable? Do you need help? We could offer some.  5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Sleekyshuga™ by JoeCutie(m): 8:31pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Happy belated birthday, hunnie. I'm so sorry for being late to the partey! Hope you had fun? How did it go? Cc: SleekyShuga. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
| Sports › Re: Stephen Keshi's Son Blasts FG: "They Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves" by JoeCutie(m): 8:23pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
WindUpMerchant:My God! Who be this one again!!! The things I have to put up with, just because I'm a Nairalander… 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Sports › Re: Stephen Keshi's Son Blasts FG: "They Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves" by JoeCutie(m): 6:07am On Jul 30, 2016*. Modified: 6:22am On Jul 30, 2016 |
Nigeria is a scam! Late Stephen Keshi deserves what was promised by the Federal Government: A state burial. They were promised! Whatever happened to keeping to one's promises? It can never be said of Nigerian governments. In America (and the likes), they'd ask you not to think of what America would do for you, but what you'd do for America. Cool. But here? You don't think of what you'd do for Nigeria. You don't even think of what Nigeria would do for you. You think of what you'd do for yourself! Because at the end, you're on your own! If you die (working) for Nigeria, your name is SORRY! RIP, the Big Boss! 76 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics › Re: I Transported N4.7bn Poll Funds For Obanikoro, Ex-aide Confesses by JoeCutie(m): 8:53am On Jul 29, 2016*. Modified: 9:36am On Jul 29, 2016 |
In as much as I disagree with the modus operandi of the Buhari-led APC government (as regards the anti-corruption war) - mostly because many of them are very corrupt themselves - I still believe that these PDP topnotchers deserve what they are getting. The only thing I hate is the effect it's having on all of us, the 'ordinary' citizens. PDP had destroyed Nigeria with their culture of 'sharing the money'. How can someone stand in court and narrate how he was instructed to share some ridiculous amount of money meant for arms deal among the PDP leaders? Under a watchful eye of a living, a sitting and an active President? I still try not to believe this. It is so unbelievable! It's all kinds of wrong. Abomination! For 16 years, the PDP ruled this country with impunity! They did whatever they deemed fit, without qualms. They kept sharing this country's money among themselves, that the word 'share/sharing' became almost innate in them. Little wonder why, Patience Jonathan, during one of her theatrics on TV, cried out, "all these blood you are SHARING...", when in actual sense she meant 'SHEDDING'. Because 'sharing' (of money) had become the order of the day. I'm not a fan of Buhari - unless, of course, he does the unbelievable and changes for good - but PDP? No way! Apart from his Northern-based appointments, the state of the economy of the nation and the fact that he works with some very corrupt officials while fighting corruption, Buhari and the APC is still better than this waste called the PDP. Their impunity crippled Nigeria! They should all be jailed for life! But then, the lives of the 'ordinary' Nigerians should be improved, as they've been the ones suffering these anomalies. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria. 41 Likes 7 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Sacks Health Agencies Dgs by JoeCutie(m): 8:02am On Jul 29, 2016*. Modified: 8:37am On Jul 29, 2016 |
The Sacking President! Look at those sacked officials...Southerners. But just wait and see who he replaces them with...Northerners. Just like the Biblical Jesus... Lord, could you take this cup (APC & Buhari) away from us already, please? Bikozianu. Anyi atagokwanu afufu a na-ebe odi ukwuu. What have we done to merit the imposition of the North on us? It's true that we are very corrupt, bad and sinful people, but no be we sin pass na, abi na we? And na we still get Church pass others oh. Is it that those Churches and the mammoth prayers they offer everyday are fake or what? Talk to me, Lord. You no go gimme food chop. You no go gimme money to take buy food. You no go allow me make my own money in my own way. Okay, you no go even appoint me for your so called government. Yet, you no go allow make I comot go form my own country and government! How can you beat a child and ask him not to cry! In this 21st century? Who does that!? Buhari, they do you this thing do? Emere gi ihe nkea eme?. 16 Likes 2 Shares |
| Education › Re: Eno Mfon, Nigerian Student Who Graduated After White Lecturer Rejected Her by JoeCutie(m): 7:29am On Jul 29, 2016*. Modified: 7:58am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Sometimes, when people open their (silly) mouths to make pronouncements about other people's lives, they forget that they are mere mortals; mere ashes! "As far as I'm alive, you'll never make it out of this school!" "It's over my dead body will you graduate!" "I'll not be alive and see you make money!" "You'll never be somebody in life!" Blah blah blah... Just in a blink of an eye, you'd drop dead! And the other person's life continues. Who are you to dictate how others' destinies, futures and lives unfold? How dare you!!! "My enemy shall live long and see what I become in the future". Because death would be too good for them, they must live to witness their failed prophecies about me and in my life! 194 Likes 27 Shares
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| Politics › Re: Dogara Seizes Computers At Appropriation Committee Secretariat Jibrin by JoeCutie(m): 7:22am On Jul 29, 2016 |
teepain:You deserve some respect, first, because you showed (me) respect in your response. Second, the point you made is as cool as the way you made it. #RESPECT. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 10:23pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
ellacute45:But you know that Nkotonko guy is dead sha? 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Dogara Seizes Computers At Appropriation Committee Secretariat Jibrin by JoeCutie(m): 10:09pm On Jul 28, 2016*. Modified: 10:54pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Have you noticed anything strangely sweet and peculiar with all these fights in the NASS? Senate: Saraki Vs Buhari = APC vs APC Senate: Dino Melaye Vs Tinubu = APC vs APC Reps: Dogara Vs Jibrin = APC vs APC. Their house is on fire!!! Their own case go worse pass that of Babylon. It's gon be so apocalyptic! Yakubu Dogara, you had better go and die your die...in peace, before this Jibrin-force will die you...in pieces. Nigerian politicians...walking corpses. Ndi nwuru anwu na-aga ije 48 Likes 9 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 10:00pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
ellacute45: You're a complete bae. Unadulterated! Marry me already? 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 9:49pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
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| Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 9:46pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
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| Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 9:32pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
MizMyColi:Nsogbu di. Nnukwu nsogbu di. 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 8:36pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
MizMyColi:No, you're not. It's just that you've been kinda scarce these days...from my TL. My dear! I'm usually not active in Politics (section), but these days, the kinda things I read - everything about the APC and Buhari in particular - make me very angry. It's so unfortunate. That's why you see me there these days oh. 4 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Didi Stone Olomide, Koffi Olomide’s Gorgeous Daughter by JoeCutie(m): 8:23pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
She make sense no be here! Sexy AF! Me that wants to born only 3 pikin, if I come marry this type, you sure say only 3 go do me? Chai! Na the danger of marrying very beautiful, hot and sexy wife be that oh 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 7:52pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
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| Romance › Re: Photo Of A Virgin Restoration Kit by JoeCutie(m): 7:40pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
We wey no come like virgins nko? 5 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Jibrin: Dogara Diverted FG Project To His Farm In Nasarawa by JoeCutie(m): 3:05pm On Jul 28, 2016*. Modified: 3:24pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Dogara!!? Chei! No wonder he stated authoritatively and categorically on Monday, 11th July, 2016, that "Billions of Naira (are) buried in farms". I wondered how he could have known, but somehow, I had the feeling that what he said must be empirical - he could have gotten the knowledge from experience. He actually knew what he was saying. It was true. He was the thief! Latin people say, "Corruptio optima pessima est" - "The corruption of the best is the worst". Never make an (worst) enemy, someone who used to be your (best) friend...especially in (Nigerian) politics. They'd open your yansh in a way that no other would. They'd do so without blinking an eye. They'd turn against you with so much passion, just the same way they protected your interest with so much passion. So this handsome, quiet and gentle looking Dogara is this deadly? Clearly, appearance is deceptive. He is in a deep shît! And now, the shît just got real. 27 Likes 6 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Attahiru Bafarawa Gives N30million Traders Over The Recent Fire Incident by JoeCutie(m): 11:33am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Dude still got that PDP thing in him even years after leaving office: sharing of money. Nigeria and 'sharing' of money... 7 Likes |
| Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi Buys Rolls Royce Phantom (Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 11:25am On Jul 28, 2016 |
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