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Foreign Affairs / Re: Terrorists Kill 15 People In Burkina Faso Church by JoeEeL(m): 7:29am On Feb 26
THESE BASTARDS ARE THE SAME EVERYWHERE!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mahjoub Mahjoubi: France Deports Tunisian Imam Accused Of Hate Speech. by JoeEeL(m): 2:42am On Feb 26
bigpriik:

even till naw we never hear pim

Yorubas are second-class citizens, sure.

They dont want to sound pekem, because they are already smelling sabotage and sniffing the possibility of a coup. grin

Just imagine what it feels like living in bondage. Some of their media urchins would be forming james bond and be shouting "restructuring", "restructuring" but d truth is, e no reach their mind at all. They just be paying lip service to hoodwink the gullible Yorubas amongst us.

Restructuring my foot!
Politics / Re: "Nigeria Has Failed, Must Be Reformed" - Professor-Ango-Abdullahi by JoeEeL(m): 2:35am On Feb 26
Austineva:
My Odogwu ✊. I wish I can like and share this comment of urs 1million times. You are indeed a man of wisdom.
The funny thing is that the 'Obvious' is staring right on their faces. No matter what they can't shy away from it or pretend not to know about itπŸ˜‚. The fast roaming disaster is imminent and all the pretentious animals in the zoo are running kiti kataπŸ˜‚. Imagine this shameless disaster of a professor that has bn quiet during the disastrous reign of Buhari Suddenly realized that Nigeria a.k.a the zoo is a failed stateπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Bro, enjoy ur day as we watch how the inevitable disastrous and precipitous collapsed of the zoo unfolds

Weldone bro. Many of us are just hypocritical in this country. We just keep running away from the obvious, and I don't know why people fear change so much; not just d so-called fake "elites" but even the citizens. I realise whatever the average nigerian is born into, they just decide that gotta be the status-quo and only very few ever begin to think outside that perimeter.

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Politics / Re: "Nigeria Has Failed, Must Be Reformed" - Professor-Ango-Abdullahi by JoeEeL(m): 5:08pm On Feb 25
MUST BREAK UP! SEE HOW THEY ALWAYS FIND WAYS TO AVOID THAT, THINKING THEY'RE SMART.

THEY JUST SCAMPERING LIKE RATS LOOKING FOR DRIED FISH ON THE FLOOR THINKING THEY SMART, YET A BLACK CAT SITS QUIETLY ON THE CEILING AND WATCHES THEIR RIDICULE.

SET AWON AKINDANIDANI.

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Don’t Join Protest Against Tinubu, Afenifere Begs Yoruba People by JoeEeL(m): 3:56pm On Feb 25
For those who don't know, this is d agbaya who fulani herdsmen killed his daughter and his new president then asked infamously:

"WHERE ARE THE COWS?"


THESE SHAMELESS YORUBA APC-WING DID NOT REMEMBER TO REFRAIN FROM NATIONWIDE PROTESTS DURING JONATHAN'S REGIME.

I WISH NOT TO SAY THIS, BUT WE ARE HYPOCRITES A LOT OF THE TIME!

After all the mouth and ado about Tinubu becomign president, plus the humongous shame and ridicule it has brought to my tribe, just see where we are after 9 months.

I HAVE DISOWNED TINUBU O. If I'm talking with you and you look at me with one kind eye because I be Yoruba, that one na saara for your pocket. I no be cause of anybody affliction and I refuse to feel uneasy or cringe just because a phoney guy from my ethnic origin rose shoddily to become a president.

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Phones / Re: Top 10 States With The Highest Number Of Internet Users In Nigeria by JoeEeL(m): 2:24pm On Feb 25
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Please nairaland mods should be doing little investigation before pushing anything to front page

How on earth will someone accept that katsina, adamawa use Internet more than Edo state

This is too funny

Have u been to Katsina or Adamawa before?
Phones / Re: Top 10 States With The Highest Number Of Internet Users In Nigeria by JoeEeL(m): 2:23pm On Feb 25
[quote author=ify2016 post=128636859][/quote]

Propaganda.
Politics / Re: Wale Edun: Only 5% Of Nigerians Have Over β‚¦β€Ž500k In Their Bank Accounts by JoeEeL(m): 4:30pm On Feb 24
FourQu:


Yes we like the attention cool

Leave us with our attention biko

It's infantile and too emotional.

Anyway, I go rest.
Politics / Re: Wale Edun: Only 5% Of Nigerians Have Over β‚¦β€Ž500k In Their Bank Accounts by JoeEeL(m): 3:50pm On Feb 24
FourQu:
And we all know where the 5% are coming from wink

DoT in a circle, I hail una. It's not easy being the 5% and still giving the 95% headaches at every turn of the century grin

Too much mouth.

Is it that una just like attention or what?

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Performs Groundbreaking Ceremony Of β€˜The Lagos Arena' by JoeEeL(m): 1:48pm On Feb 24
WE WANT INDIGENOUS NAMES NA. SANWO.

LAGOS IS STILL A COLONIAL NAME. HABA.

BUT GOOD JOB.

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Have You Seen Any Igbo Complaining? – Igboho Asks Yoruba Elders by JoeEeL(m): 11:42am On Feb 24
TimeManager:
I read the full report and i laughed at his ignorance. I wouldn't blame him, he just came back, so he doesn't have the full gists, if he thinks there's no more herders in SE still committing atrocities. There was a protest recently in Enugu when the Governor announced creating Ruga, after herdsmen launched a fresh attacks in Nimbo. Don't let social media noisemakers deceive you, Mr. Igboho.


-kiss the truth!





But it seems to point to the fact that the fulani herders activities in the south east have greatly been subdued.

Give honour when its due.

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Politics / Re: Full Text Of Yakubu Gowon's Letter To ECOWAS Heads Of State by JoeEeL(m): 11:13am On Feb 24
SEE THEM.

SEE THE SHAMELESS WESTERN SLAVES. THESE ONE ARE BORN SLAVES FOREVER AND EVER.


THIS IS D MUGU THAT SPEARHEADED THE DEATH OF OVER 3.5MILLION BLACKS JUST LIKE HIM TO PLEASE A FEW CRONIES PLUS HIS WESTERN PUPPETS. THEY WENT TO RESURRECT HIM FROM HIS BURROW.

ALL THESE FAILED HEADS OF STATES AND POLITICIANS ARE SPIES AND CABALS FOR D WESTERN AGENCIES ANYWAY.

NIGERIA, PART OF D COMMONWEALTH STATES, ONLY THAT D WEALTH IS CHANNELED INSTEAD TO THEIR SHAMELESS EUROPEAN SLAVEMASTER. THEY ARE SO SHAMELESS; I USED TO THINK IT WAS ONLY BLACKS THAT WERE THIS SHAMELESS.

BEGI BEGI THIEVES. GIVE WAY TO YOUR LORD PUTIN. NIGERIA HAS BEEN D PRIMARY REASON BEHIND STAGNATING OTHER AFRICAN COUNTRIES. THEY LOOKED AT NIGERIA AS THE "BIG BRO", BUT HAVE RECENTLY DISCOVERED HOW HUGE OF A CARCASS IT IS. OTHER COUNTRIES ARE MOVING ON, A NEW ALIGNMENT IS SHAPING AND STRATEGIC ALLIANCES ARE BEING FORMED.


DONT BE SHOCKED WHEN OUR YORUBA KITH AND KIN IN BENIN REPUBLIC PULL OUT OF THIS DISEASED ECOWAS. BABY MA TI SEJU PAKO PAKO. IT IS ONLY D REMNANT OF MY DELUDED YORUBAS WHO ETERNALLY BLINDLY CHAMPION THIS GODFORSAKEN ONE-NIGGGER-AREA THAT CONFOUND ME.

PARTING SHOT: ALL EMPIRES DO NOT LAST FOREVER.
A WORD, THEY SAY, IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel To Establish Over 3,300 Settlement Units In Occupied West Bank by JoeEeL(m): 8:10am On Feb 24
Austineva:
you go explain tire. You are not different from Zoogeria economy

Press dem terrorists' neck bro.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel To Establish Over 3,300 Settlement Units In Occupied West Bank by JoeEeL(m): 8:08am On Feb 24
Procashtips:


If you're asked to provide evidence, you say the Bible.

The same Bible your slave masters used to enslave your ancestors.

You don't even know who you are, so why should I expect anything better?

If Bible is what you will quote as your evidence, please don't quote me further.

But ur quran from the terrorist arabs was not used to enslave ur ass?

Black man enh. Chei.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel To Establish Over 3,300 Settlement Units In Occupied West Bank by JoeEeL(m): 7:57am On Feb 24
Procashtips:
We knew this was the plan all along, pay some Hamas members to bring in some known Hamas faces into the Oct 7 revenge attack.

Pretend not to know about the plan, then let it happen.

Blow up the figures of those dear and even kill some yourself (Verified evidence proved that the IDF shot and killed people within that attack location that very day).

Then use the media (CNN, BBC, FOX and their puppet media houses around the world like Channels TV, AIT and other slave stations).

Afterwards, use the opportunity to kill as many Palestinians as possible with the help of the US

Drive as many away from the remaining lands.

Then expand further to steal the rest of the Palestinian lands.

This has always been their plan.

Once you're against the plans, they tag you terrorists, antisemitic and other cancel culture word available.

The Zionists are one of the biggest demons out there.

If Oct 7 is the only knowledge you have of the conflicts, do not quote me because you are too ignorant and not qualified to have a say here.

Same way they are paying fulani terrorist muslims to displace people and take over their lands.

Same way they paid Usman dan fodio to displace hausa habe kings and install Sokoto Caliphate.

Same way they paid them to clear the Yazidis of Iraq, the Levant of Syria and Jordan, the Lebanese and the coptic Xtians of Egypt.

Alabosi! Sp*ts!

Victory to Israel to FOREVER CRUSH THE HEADS OF THE BASTTARD ISLAMIC TERRORISTS!!

SP*TS!

Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel To Establish Over 3,300 Settlement Units In Occupied West Bank by JoeEeL(m): 7:38am On Feb 24
killsmith:
Nothing new. The Muslim herdsmen renamed towns in benue and plateau.
https://www.nairaland.com/8001351/attackers-murdered-200-nigerians-january

Fulani terrorists are contaminated descendants of Edom and Hamas. I'm glad a country like Israel exists and they too should grab more lands quickly.

I just feel sorry for african blacks cos most of us exist just for existing sake. Cos otherwise, I wonder why we even have to gloat over Israel's doings when their cursed sahel descendants commit atrocities, steal lands of indigenes, rename them and they go unpunished.

Shame on blacks, especially the weak, spineless xtian blacks for exposing wanton vulnerability that has sent wrong signals to these desert vermins to intensify their maniac incursion.
Politics / Re: Pro-Tinubu Youths Storm NASS, Fault NLC’s Planned Protests by JoeEeL(m): 7:01am On Feb 24
TINUBU'S APC ONLY LOVES TO CONQUER AND DIVIDE, AND ALSO INFILTRATE.

THAT'S HOW THEY SENT IYA ONITIRI AS MOLE WITHIN THE YORUBA NATION BUT WAS QUICKLY FOUND OUT.

Back to the topic:

There is always an abundance of poverty-stricken, manipulable unfortunate black apes ready to dance to the pipers' tune. Always available for the cheapest hire.

The politicians would loot their future and the future of their unborn generation but out of (1). A low I.Q, (2) Greed, (3), Lack of discipline, they will become willing tools for their masters.

The day I read about the Western African Frontier Force, black idiots from Gambia, Ghana, Sierra Leone and parts of today's Liberia being formed to fight black on black for the white man's interest, was the day I nearly gave up on the black man's idiocy!

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Politics / Re: Households Adopt Extreme Coping Measures As Hunger Spreads by JoeEeL(m): 2:01pm On Feb 23
Austineva2:
I swear πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
The 1zoogerians M.U.G.US are in painsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
And running kiti kata like animals in the zoo which they are πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Victory is surely ours already (Biafrans and Oduduwas)
How are you doing, my Odogwu?

Correct, enyan Mayweather.

Im doing fine small small. We will win.

If only that most blacks are averse to change, I see no reason why the average nigerian should not be discussing the need for a One Nigeria.

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Science/Technology / Re: Northern Green Anaconda: World Biggest Snake Discovered In The Amazon Rainforest by JoeEeL(m): 4:53pm On Feb 20
post=128555680:
Is that all?!
We've seen BIGGER snakes abeg......

(You can edit that to World's Biggest Anaconda)

Cos when you talk about Big Giant Snakes,
Here you have it.....
Over to snake lovers..... ❀️

Photoshopped.

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Science/Technology / Re: Northern Green Anaconda: World Biggest Snake Discovered In The Amazon Rainforest by JoeEeL(m): 4:50pm On Feb 20
The Amazon is one heck of a wildlife habitat, sheltering a range of divers animals.

It's a shame the Amazon is beginning to shrink and shrink, with Brazil felling trees.
Politics / Re: Households Adopt Extreme Coping Measures As Hunger Spreads by JoeEeL(m): 1:55pm On Feb 20
Austineva2:
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I swear! And the suffering is still doing warm up oπŸ˜‚
E go be shege promax b4 ending of 2024πŸ˜‚

MAY TIFFNUBU POLICY CLEAR OUT D WEAKLINGS AND THE SINNERS (ONE-NIGERIANISTS SUPPORTING ALL THE EVILS).

WE THE RIGHTEOUS (ODUDUWANS AND BIAFRANS), MAY WE SURVIVE O, L'ASE EDUMARE.

AMIN...

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Food / Re: The ₦2,000 Food I Bought At An Eatery Today by JoeEeL(m): 1:38pm On Feb 20
UP ONE NIGERIA..


ONE NIGERIA FOR LIFE.... SEE SWAGGSZ FOOD NA. grin
Fashion / Re: See What This Lady Wore To The Bank That Sparked Outrage (pic, Video) by JoeEeL(m): 12:58pm On Feb 20
Zooposki:


Wetin carry your eyes go there? Na people like you dey watch porn 24/7.

Na the ones wey you dey upload I deh watch na.
Fashion / Re: See What This Lady Wore To The Bank That Sparked Outrage (pic, Video) by JoeEeL(m): 12:45pm On Feb 20
I can hardly think of anything a woman likes more than money, beauty and attention. Let's call it "fame".

They crave attention but they do it very cheaply. Most always, the attention-seeking would descend into some form of nudity.

You see them all over the internet, trying to outdo one another, doing dancing reels with short skirts and flashing panties, or bosom-revealing outfits or tight skirts or trousers.

It applies to most women across the world. You see them adjusting their clothes pretending to be trying to cover their bodies; its all lies. They love it and their nudity being seen or exposed is not exactly a worry to them as you may erroneously think.

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Education / Re: Photo Of Olabode Olawuyi, OAU Zookeeper Killed By Lion During Feeding by JoeEeL(m): 11:45am On Feb 20
Enskynelson:

Let me ask you this... What is your chance of survival when you encounters a lion?


I didn't say the ones you listed are not risky or less risky but I difer in your judgement that it is not a risky job.

Here are some risks involved:

Potential for Attacks: Lions are powerful predators with sharp teeth and claws. Despite being in captivity, they still retain their instinctual behaviours, including aggression. There's always a risk of a lion attacking the keeper, especially during feeding times when they are most active and excited.

Close Proximity to Dangerous Animals: Keepers must work in close proximity to lions, often within the same enclosure. This proximity increases the likelihood of accidental contact or aggression from the lions.

Unpredictable Behaviour: Even well-trained lions can exhibit unpredictable behaviour. Factors such as changes in environment, health issues, or hormonal fluctuations can influence their behaviour, making it difficult for keepers to anticipate their actions.

Handling Raw Meat: Feeding lions involves handling raw meat, which can carry bacteria and pathogens that pose health risks to keepers. There's also a risk of injury from sharp bones or tools used during the feeding process.

Equipment Malfunction: The equipment used for feeding, such as gates, barriers, or feeding tools, can malfunction, potentially putting keepers in dangerous situations if they're inside the enclosure with the lions.

Physical Demands: Feeding large carnivores like lions requires physical strength and agility. Keepers may need to lift heavy carcasses or navigate uneven terrain within the enclosure, increasing the risk of musculoskeletal injuries.

Stress and Fatigue: Working with dangerous animals in a high-pressure environment can lead to stress and fatigue, which can impair judgment and increase the likelihood of accidents or injuries.

Overall, the combination of working with powerful predators, handling raw meat, and being in close proximity to unpredictable animals makes feeding lions in a zoo a high-risk job that requires specialized training, strict safety protocols, and constant vigilance.

For dangerous animals like big cats, they usually have different enclosures. It is in the holding section that food is usually tossed in, before the main den is opened up by a remote electric switch. Some zoos have even inner enclosures to double-up safety. I've been to zoo several times. Most times it is purely human error that causes the fatality.

I get ur point: once the encounter happens, its near-certain death. But the odds for that encounter to happen is extremely extremely low. I have not researched this particular oau story but I wouldnt be surprised the man made an error. Usually, there should be more than 1 person doing the feeding. Maybe he was a bit too forward or his other member lagged. I really feel sorry for him though but sh*t happens.

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Politics / Re: Bandits Launch Fresh Attacks On Benue, Zamfara, Kill 10 Residents, Two Policemen by JoeEeL(m): 10:58am On Feb 20
WHAT A CURSED COUNTRY.

ALWAYS ONE PROBLEM TO THE OTHER.
Education / Re: Photo Of Olabode Olawuyi, OAU Zookeeper Killed By Lion During Feeding by JoeEeL(m): 9:35am On Feb 20
Enskynelson:
All for just survival... If you find out how much the man was being paid for this kind of high risk job, you will cry the more.

It's not high-risk.

Drivers, builders, Conductors, Farmers, Fishermen, Police Officers, Firefighters, Logging workers, Miners, Roofers, Delivery Drivers, Power Linemen, Crane workers all carry higher risk.

I could list many more.

Safety guards, Electricians, Warehousing, General Factory Labour, Military etc.

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Politics / Re: FG Vows To Avert Fuel Scarcity As Talks With Oil Marketers & NARTO Reach Day 2 by JoeEeL(m): 7:18am On Feb 20
Nigerians mocked Igboho and Kanu fighting for their freedom.

I remember funny liejeriyans saying they were eating dss beans morning till night until they will relearn the liejeriyan national anthem. grin


Now liejeriyans can't even see that same beans to eat. Rice nko, them no see chop. Fish or meat? No-go area. Even garri sef, na war. grin grin

Kai, this karma too sweet o. Oranmiyan o!!! grin grin

Nigerians will be lucky if they dont mistake sand for garri in d next 8 years.

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Education / Re: Economic Hardship: 46 Professors, Others Die In UNIABUJA, Futminna – ASUU by JoeEeL(m): 5:58am On Feb 20
ONE NIGERIA 4 LIFE!!! kiss kiss

If lecturer dey kpai, I just pity you the student who them whyne say una get future.

Inside one-nigeria??

They are targeting 3 main things: non-islamic institutions, farmlands and schools.

Shey you serve one-nigeria pass Arotile? What is painful is that some of u don't even know what happened to Arotile. And ure hoping??

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Politics / Re: Households Adopt Extreme Coping Measures As Hunger Spreads by JoeEeL(m): 1:22am On Feb 20
Austineva2:
grin grin grin. I'm telling you my Odogwu Brother πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. The backward mentality of these people de pain me eh especially the otelectualsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Chai!
See as all them lost their voices overnight but if na Nnamdi Kanu, Simon Ekpa, Igboho now, all of them go regain their voices
Tufia! Black people. It is a pity

Bro, they laughed at us. They mocked us.

They said Igboho's power failed and that was why he fled. They said I was jobless. Some called me omo Igbo.

Make we all suffer small, whether our head go correct

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Education / Re: Lion Kills OAU Staff, VC Orders Investigation by JoeEeL(m): 11:04pm On Feb 19
Charmingrascal:
I am so sure there was no tranquilizer in sight

I don't think tranquilizers are fast-acting enough to prevent that kill.

At the very least, most will take about 5 minutes to start seeing effects.

A lion leap and slash or bite to the man's neck may take 2 seconds only. It would happen faster than u the second person pulling out a dart gun. Before u say u wan shoot, blood don pour for floor.

These are killing machines. The tiger is d worst.

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Politics / Re: Households Adopt Extreme Coping Measures As Hunger Spreads by JoeEeL(m): 10:45pm On Feb 19
Austineva2:
grin grin grin.
My awesome Brother, they just banned me now now now as I was trying to reply youπŸ˜‚
This is my 2nd acc I'm very careful on words I useπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bro! Na me e sweet passπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. They never see anything πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

How are you doing, my awesome Brother?

Haha bro, u dey lambast one-nigerianists fa, them gang-up against u.

Eye dey red o. Efrebo, make man no wound o. cheesy cheesy

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