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Food / Re: What Meal Can You Make With ₦1,000? by JoeEeL(m): 10:01pm On Feb 19
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HAHA ANOTHER SIMILAR TOPIC OF HUNGER AND ECONOMY...

WHEN DID NIGERIANS BEGIN TO CARE ABOUT POLITICS AND THE INTEREST OF THEIR FUTURE??

I remember those days when you try to call their attention on say, entertainment or gossip threads.

Somebody will now quote u saying "go to politics section". Or "must everyone discuss economy or welfare with you?" "There are some of us who like BBNaija, just leave us like that..." cheesy cheesy

Tiffnubu, God bless u grin

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Career / Re: Hardship In Nigeria: 35k Salary Earners, How Are You Surviving? by JoeEeL(m): 10:01pm On Feb 19
HAHA, ANOTHER SIMILAR TOPIC.

APC PLS TURN THE HEAT ON... grin grin

E TO GBON, EYIN ONE NIGERIANISTS. grin grin grin

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Fashion / Re: Girl Who Stands At 6ft2inches Shares What Life Is Like For Her (pics/video) by JoeEeL(m): 9:03pm On Feb 19
BallisticToto:
You don't like short guys, you don't like short guys. What most girls your type don't understand is you most of the time have to end up marrying a shorter guy of average height because if you marry someone who is as tall or taller than you, at least one of your offsprings will end up developing spinal degeneration. Being tall is good but as with other things on earth (except money) too much of everything can become an anormly.

Never take any girl seriously in her demands. E get one igbo girl wey swear with her life say she no fit ever marry Yoruba man. She even dey insult Yoruba people that year.

Wetin end am?

Na same Yoruba man she go marry o, upon all her mouth pa pa pa.

Abeg just free girls and their mouth jare.

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Politics / Re: Households Adopt Extreme Coping Measures As Hunger Spreads by JoeEeL(m): 8:50pm On Feb 19
THE KIND OF NEWS I SEE ON NAIRALAND THESE DAYS IS SO SATISFYING.

WHERE ARE MY GUYS, THEM AUSTINEVA AND CO?

BELLE JUST DEY SWEET ME. cheesy

ONE-NIGERIA FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Where are those people who used to have the energy to mock Yoruba nation, Igboho and Kanu? Their voices are so faint these days. C'mon, talk loud make we hear u... cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Senate Says It Is Ready To Amend Nigerian Constitution To Okay State Police by JoeEeL(m): 12:27pm On Feb 18
Ohraykon:
lagbaja police oga? Which igbo you dey smoke? Person wey be Army 🪖 oga!!!

Haha, na mistake. But u get d point, don't u? cheesy

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Politics / Re: Senate Says It Is Ready To Amend Nigerian Constitution To Okay State Police by JoeEeL(m): 12:26pm On Feb 18
Kay17:


When you write laws, it is great that you are able to articulate the good intention behind state police and the hopes legislation should bring to life. However, you should also imagine the possible wrongs and dangers agents can bring. For one, state police will likely be abused by governors who are unchecked by their respective houses of assembly. But this risk is outweighed by the security crisis. Another is the that state police may become catalyst for trial conflicts. Will Benue state police victimize the Funlani communities in that state? Will Kano state police victimize Christians?

Finally, the issue of funding has to be addressed. If the state police will not be adequately funded, why bother?

In Yoruba land, Amotekun is a model already. We do not record as much abuse by the governors. The governors already have their thugs they use for bad intentions anyways, and no one does anything about it, even the FG... so why should we budge?

Besides the level of invasion by fulani herdsmen and ongoing jihad, combined with the infiltration of the nigerian army by so-called boko haram repentants from operation safe corridor, is enough to give the support a try.

Indigenous peoples also relax a lot. Just like slaves. They should also learn to mount hot pressure on these so-called governors and their royal fathers if they try to step out of the line.

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Politics / Re: Senate Says It Is Ready To Amend Nigerian Constitution To Okay State Police by JoeEeL(m): 6:40am On Feb 18
I don't like Tinubu o. In fact, I don't like One-Nigeria as a construct.

I like the tribes and the indigenes respectively, but the composition of all these to form one giant country created by an european terrorist is just a worry to me.

That said, if Tinubu can fully pursue state police and find ways to influence the Senate, that's a step in the right direction. That's the beginning of devolution of power.

This new CP of a guy named Lagbaja is a Yoruba man. If there is unrest in the South East, a Yoruba man will now go there and bring in forces and you know na, some South East indigenes may be killed or arrested. Before u know it, it may look like victimisation. If Nigerian police forces were very professional, maybe it would have even been better. All these make me cringe.

Just like if a white police officer roughhandles a black man. As blacks, we have this feeling that we are being victimised even though the white police officer may truly be professional. But in this nigeria, our case is even better than blacks and whites of countries like U.S.A etc. because we are indigenous by nature. We have our ancestral lands.

So let everyone face their own lane. Let Ijaw police officer police ijaw community. Let Berom do the same. Same goes for Igede, Urhobo, Ejagham, TIV, Baruba, Bini, Igbo, hausa, beri, Kamuku, Zabarma, Bussawa, and of course, the gallant Yoruba nation.

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Business / Re: What Can N50 Buy In Your Area? by JoeEeL(m): 7:37pm On Feb 17
I predicted that this will be the kind of mainstream topics in the not-distant future.

I can remember many years ago. The frontpage used to be awash with Tonto Dike, Ned Nwoko's wife, Tacha, Chef Chi.

I remember foolish topics like "Curvy actress steps out in style". Or "Voluptuous internet sensation Nkechi did this that got tongues wagging". And people posting these were so-called youths and leaders of tomorrow o.


Tomorrow indeed! When you were all doing your nonsense, fulani herdsmen were busy sharpening their knives for woto-woto seasoning. shocked. It is a pain that the average nigerian does not know how to interpret what holds for them tomorrow. In my life, I've never seen a kind of nonchalant, timid, disorganised and naive people like these that call themselves nigerians.

I kept saying that one day would that grave topics would flood news fora. Topics like "How can I survive on beans alone for 1 week?" Or "Do we really need oil to cook stew?" cheesy

Or check out this common one: "See how much N600 could get me in Kebbi after escaping 2 viper attacks" grin grin

Tinubu, wa gba yi. Im so loving you. Please dish this la hot la to dyem... cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ICJ Rejects South African Request For Measures To Limit Israeli Action In Rafah by JoeEeL(m): 9:03am On Feb 17
POUNDING A LA CONTINUA.


I NOTICED SOME THINGS ABOUT OUR ISLAMIC BRETHREN HERE FOR 9JA. THEY HARDLY BOAST ABOUT 77 AND HALF K-LEG VIRGINS WAITING FOR THEM IN AL-JANNAH.

E BE LIKE THEY THEMSELVES SABI SAY NA LAMBA. THEM TOO SABI ABEG. grin

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Politics / Re: Petrol Landing Cost Hits N1,000/litre On FX Crisis by JoeEeL(m): 10:50pm On Feb 14
ONE NIGERIA FA

E FE KU...... grin grin
Travel / Re: Wigwe, Yakowa, Prominent Nigerians Who Died In Plane Crashes by JoeEeL(m): 10:41pm On Feb 14
Anguldi:

Kaduna

God bless u abeg
Politics / Re: Military Bursts Gun Factory In Plateau by JoeEeL(m): 10:39pm On Feb 14
As usual. Burst those who are producing weapons to defend themselves while allowing foreign fulani terrorists free roles and weapons handed to them right from the same fulani infested army.

Good job Plateau people. It means you guys have been defending yourselves off-camera. Never relent. Continue.
Travel / Re: Wigwe, Yakowa, Prominent Nigerians Who Died In Plane Crashes by JoeEeL(m): 4:55pm On Feb 13
Yakowa, the xtian governor of Plateau state, was murdered by the lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

He who know don know.
Politics / Re: Fresh Bill Seeks The Creation Of 3 More States In The South-West by JoeEeL(m): 3:00pm On Feb 13
We are talking about yoruba nation, these ones are talking of additional states?

Se epe n ja awon people yi sha?

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Sports / Re: AFCON Final Massive Crowd At Awka Viewing Center Last Night(video& Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 10:55pm On Feb 12
Austineva:
I tire, my awesome Brother. Their shame the catch me
Tufia!
How are you doing Bro?

Correct my bro.

How far ur end na?

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Sports / Re: AFCON Final Massive Crowd At Awka Viewing Center Last Night(video& Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 10:54pm On Feb 12
Edeh09135399:
my dear dis one is not about Biafra,is about the fun of football,even if Biafra comes now they will still be that happiness among them

OK bro.
Sports / Re: AFCON Final Massive Crowd At Awka Viewing Center Last Night(video& Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 1:35pm On Feb 12
Igbo people enh...

The ones wey go love biafra go do am to d extreme.

The ones wey go love one-nigeria, e go be over the top...

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Travel / Re: Female Passenger Died On Our Flight JUST NOW by JoeEeL(m): 10:01am On Feb 12
Some people poison their partners when they decide to travel out. To them its the perfect timing and sometimes the burial is done at the country of destination.

Besides what's prayers doing amongst the ways to save her? What sort of joke is that?


The more answers you have to problems, the less prayerful / wishful you'll be. Nigerians only tend to pray that much cos they are empty upstairs, even the so-called graduates. (I remember the viral video of 2 nigerian ladies fighting, with 5 lady spectators. One was cut deep and bled to death and all 5 girls were not sure what to do or even estimate the degree of the injury)

I'm sure the prayers were more than other tactical solutions to resuscitate her. Una do CPR for where? Shey una fit do am correctly sef? CPR my foot!

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Crime / Re: Four Cattle Herders Abducted, Killed In Ogun State by JoeEeL(m): 8:41am On Feb 12
Jakumo:


It is good to hear that Islamic terror is being held back in Sernegal, Mali and the Central African Republic, BUT we must bear in mind that the bloodthirsty Russian mercenary WAGNER GROUP is running amok in those countries right now, committing civilian massacres and systematic sexual assaults wherever they go under the guise of fighting terrorists.

One would NOT want Nigeria to become another killing field for the Wagner Group, which would prove to be a fate far worse than even the most pragmatic observer could ever have imagined.

Hmmn bro u do make a point. But Russia isnt as bad and exploitative as the others na (you know who).
Crime / Re: Four Cattle Herders Abducted, Killed In Ogun State by JoeEeL(m): 7:02am On Feb 12
DrAkpa:


Don't start what you can't finish.... The Fulanis are coming for you

If u no follow them come, ur february go end for 28 days, u go spend the extra day as leap year in 4 yrs time. undecided

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Crime / Re: Four Cattle Herders Abducted, Killed In Ogun State by JoeEeL(m): 6:53am On Feb 12
Jakumo:
Those of us who frequent rural areas of Nigeria and have experienced tense encounters with machete-wielding Fulani herdmen who never hesitate to approach and verbally challenge even those carrying hunter's guns, know first hand that these hungry looking men masqerading as cattle herdsmen have absolutely NO fear of guns and NO hesitance to engage in violent confrontation over land access disputes, be they real or instigated by the Fulanis themselves.

With this utterly fearless, land-grabbing warrior mindset of the Fulani culture foremost in mind, I can state as a matter of absolute certainty that in the near future of less than 3 months, a disproportionately MASSIVE and gratuitously blood-soaked nighttime armed reprisal will be launched by rampaging hordes of vengeful Fulani gunmen, possibly supported by Nigerian federal troops, laying to waste and ruination any or all inhabited farm settlements within a 3-mile radius of the location where the tortured bodies of several Fulani men were discovered. If I were a long-term resident of ANY location in Nigeria where murders of Fulani men have been committed, I would abandon my residence and move FAR away for at least a good calendar year.


I won't call u mugu. God forbid. It's a new year.

But what I will tell u is that u people don't see beyond your tiny noses. You don't even know what's going around in other regions and countries. The fulani terrorists are receiving it hot, bloody and wotowoto, starting from Mali, Burkina Faso, Senegal, Ghana, Mauritania, CAR, and surprise surprise, Niger.

These people are no match for people in these countries but came to nigeria, alas, met a horde of lazy, docile, pretentious, weak, over-religious buffoons with no balls of steels.

I don't know whether ure stylishly advocating for a fulani herdsmen reprisal but them born them wella for where the Dogon of Mali dey or the Dagomba tribe of northern Ghana, or the Malinkes of Senegal??

These ones are born rugged and did not let the silly weakness of these foreign religions to contaminate their dna.

If fulani bring 1, they will bring 10! Who born who?! undecided

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Crime / Re: Four Cattle Herders Abducted, Killed In Ogun State by JoeEeL(m): 6:48am On Feb 12
Same Yewa where those fulani marauding batstards terrorised my people into Benin Republic on exile and

Dapo Suganmu "Eleyi" of Ogun state couldn't do anything.

These fulani herdsmen better understand Amotekun is one thing that operates under the fake nigerian law just for the book, but then there are shadowy groups that have had enough of your nonsense and you won't see them on the pages of the newspaper or on videos making threats or content.

You may not see them but when you do, you may scream "O my God!".

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 11:03pm On Feb 11
I PITY APC POLOOTICIANS AND SUPPORTERS.

THEY WANTED TO MASK THEIR GARGANTUAN FAILURE WITH A SUPER EAGLES VICTORY...


TO SAY NIGERIA WIN, IDIOTS LIKE THAT RENO OMOKRI OR THE LOST SON OF AKWA-IBOM NSIMA FOR DON COME ONLINE TO START SHOUTING "WE ARE WINNING"

YOU FOR SEE ESSAY UPON ESSAY ON WHY NIGERIA CAN WORK, because OF MERE FOOTBALL VICTORY O.

NOW E GO BE OJU FUN OJU, EJE FUN EJE... MOOD DON BAD. grin grin

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 10:54pm On Feb 11
Oracle16:
The game will end Nig 3 Ivory Coast 1. Nigeria will win.

When last nigeria don ever score more than 2 goals in a match.

A very low-scoring team. Ever since I was born.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 10:48pm On Feb 11
uba1991:
If we win this cup then God is a Nigerian.
Ball possession,shut on target, attack, dangerous attack all na for Ivory coast.
The only thing wey we pass them na foul.

How can god be a nigerian?

Nigeria that was created just a little over 100 years ago and created by a whiteman??

Wetin deh worry some of una sef?

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 10:46pm On Feb 11
Bitcoin:
1-1 now this is the type of game I like. I want to be entertained up until the last minute. We will still win.

We will still what??

I dey try reason the excuse wey nigerians go cook tomorrow morning. cheesy

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 10:43pm On Feb 11
Phraences:
I am going to sleep abeg. No be me una go use tension kill.

Lol lazy yoot!! cheesy
Health / Re: Nigerians Turn To Traditional Healers As Prices Of Drugs Go Out Of Reach by JoeEeL(m): 10:18pm On Feb 11
ALL OF UNA GO DRINK AGBO KU.

WHEN REASONABLE PEOPLE DEY TALK OF HOW NIGERIA GO GET WORSE AND THE ONLY REMEDY IS A SPLIT, UNA CALL US DONKEY.

Very very good. APC, may God bless u guys. Like I mean, u guys are the godsend on how to treat black people like the willing slaves they are.
Properties / Re: How Much Is Bag Of Cement In Your Area? by JoeEeL(m): 6:25pm On Feb 09
money121:
How Much Is A Bag Of bag of cement In Your Area?

Heard some are selling 6800 and #7,000

Here in Lagos

Wow, this year 2024 is so different from 2020. Im not seeing enough posts about new tacha's hips, mercy's ass, ned nwoko child wife and other useless topics.

Nigerians are now serious about their survival. Im now seeing front page topics like:

"how much is cement in your area?"
"see the small rice i bought for 1k"
"how are you people coping in this harsh economy?"
"how do you students survive these days?"

Lol, I no pity una. When we deh shout year 2019, 2020, una say we deh envy BBnaija, we are sadists, "leave us alone", "everyone wil not like what you like"...

Reactive and never proactive people. Now everyone now likes what everyone likes. grin

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Politics / Re: Economic Hardship: Suffering Becoming Unbearable For Nigerians, CAN Laments by JoeEeL(m): 6:19pm On Feb 09
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Properties / Re: How Much Is Bag Of Cement In Your Area? by JoeEeL(m): 6:18pm On Feb 09
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Celebrities / Re: Joseph Aloba Is Not Mohbad's Biological Father - Mother Gives 3 Days To Do DNA by JoeEeL(m): 9:21pm On Feb 07
CoronaVirusPro:



A useless man fed and clothed a boy for over a decade!

A useless man got him educated.

A useless man taught him trade and music.

Just call Mohbad a useless son, cos dogs don’t give birth to goats!

Agreed.

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