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Music/RadioRe: 20 Chat-Topper Songs That Rocked The 90s And Early 2000s (Throwback) by JoeEeL(m):
My guy you tried but you never reach yet.

There are other classics like Snoop Dogg's "Drop it like it's hot" you missed. R kelly's "Slow Whine", Aaliya "Try again", A-ha's "Take on Me", Amerie's "One thing", Craig David's "Rendez Vous", Fat Joe's and Ashanti "What's luv?", Dr Alban "It's my life", J-Lo, "Love don't cost a thing", Lighthouse Family's "High", Sisqo "Unleash the dragon", TLC "no scrubs", Kylie "Can't get you out of my head"...

All these I can forgive if you forget... but UNFORGETTABLE is the one and only

Dr Dre ft Snoop Dogg "STILL". angry angry angry
EducationRe: Ondo Expels Students, Withholds WASSCE Results Of Students Over Sign-Out Chaos by JoeEeL(m): 3:55am On Jun 25
BigYash:
Them go still wan person to come pay bride price for those scrabs now.. Iron condemned.
God forbids.. Kings please do thorough investigation before you marry o
No amount of investigation is foolproof to know if guys don chop and massage ur woman. When girls hear when guys talk like this, they simply laugh. Under stairs, in the dark, at the backyard, in a hotel, in a car, when visiting a guy, when hosting a guy, parties, carnivals, late night readings and strollings, overnight events... the possibilities are endless

I went to OAU. OAU is regarded as one of the most upright universities, still yet, I know wetin my eye don see. So u may just be lucky but its a losers game when the time comes to marry a woman. Just assume the worst, and more often than not, that worst is correct.
EducationRe: Ondo Expels Students, Withholds WASSCE Results Of Students Over Sign-Out Chaos by JoeEeL(m): 3:50am On Jun 25
thrillionaire:
Just imagine person daughter.. every boy wan dey press her breasts on camera and she's proud because she knows there's no repercussions.

This can't be my daughter because na small go remain make she no dye from beating.. even my son no go escape severe punishment if I come across such irresponsible pics..

Them go tell me if na then born me or if na me born them. Nonsense.

Parents, please stop being irresponsible and useless. Train your children well.
Even if na ur daughter, they will still press her boobs in d private
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Reaction After Portugal's Win by JoeEeL(m): 5:14pm On Jun 24
Kalulu44:
Messi fans and their oversabi, me too I said in the past 3yrs Argentina has been organizing shitty friendlies just for Messi to statpad his goals and maybe get to Ronaldo's 140+ int'l goals
2 weeks time na una eternal burial.

We will remember u guys for life. It was fun while it lasted.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Reaction After Portugal's Win by JoeEeL(m): 3:01pm On Jun 24
Kalulu44:
Messi fans and their oversabi, me too I said in the past 3yrs Argentina has been organizing shitty friendlies just for Messi to statpad his goals and maybe get to Ronaldo's 140+ int'l goals
2 weeks' time brotha.

2 weeks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Reaction After Portugal's Win by JoeEeL(m): 1:15pm On Jun 24
kalvoken:
Your dwarf, the fifa princess seems to be the one in the picture you just painted.

Strolling around the pitch with his hands riund his waist, waiting for others to work for him.
If zidane is half good as uzbekistan keeper, fifa princess won't score even penalty(not like he can do that anyway)

Austria that never qaulier for word cup since 1998, is that what you call a team? Wait until next stage, lets see how he helps his team.


At 41, Cr7 is doing what he is made for; football games. He does it without the backing of fifa and pundits, just talent and skills.
Unlike one dwarf, fifa princesse who is backed and protected by the system.

Just as the government is backing bandits and terrorists, so is fifa to messi.
May FIFA continue to back Messi more like FG backs bandits.

Selah. 🙏🏻
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Reaction After Portugal's Win by JoeEeL(m): 1:14pm On Jun 24
Kalulu44:
I hope you're typing all this without tears?
The hatrick against Spain in a world cup was what?
Or you deliberately forgot the goals against the Sweden, Spain, Holland, Belgium, Croatia of this world.
He hasn't face Germany nor England, so you will deal with what is in front of you.
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For Messi to get his 100+ Argentina goals, in the last three years they started organizing friendlies against the Panama, Haiti, Antigua and Barbuda, Trinidad and Tobago of this world. 😀😀😀😀😀
Ronaldo fans and blindness. Or maybe its even una brain sef. I said past 6 years.

Now subtract 6 from 2026.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Reaction After Portugal's Win by JoeEeL(m): 1:13pm On Jun 24
NotOgaSeun:
As if he didn't bag hatrick against Spain....
I said past 6 yrs. I think blindness and inability to discern is common trait among u zealots of the desperado GOAT-wanna-be!
PoliticsRe: Fulani Man Sends Strong Message To Sunday Igboho, Sparks Reactions Online(video) by JoeEeL(m): 1:09pm On Jun 24
Kalashnikov49:
Just imagine...

Ttalk. , are you sure this guy ain't Fulani and always claiming to be Yoruba? grin
Wait... you were thinking helinues abi helanos is a Yoruba person?

Tueh Tueh! God forbid bad thing!

*Spits!*

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mehdi Hasan: "All Of Them Are Scoring Great Goals, Except One". by JoeEeL(m): 4:03am On Jun 24
ZaddyJ:
Your last paragraph may likely be the case. You know how Nairaland ain’t current with their news. It must have been beginning of the first round matches . Ronaldo scored today.
Ure correct
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Reaction After Portugal's Win by JoeEeL(m): 10:07pm On Jun 23
Against Uzbekistan? This is cannon fodder, just like the Faroe Islands, San Marino, Luxembourg type shii.

Oga rest. Stat-padding at its finest. This is what you've been doing for the past 6 years. Score against cannon fodder bottom feeders and paint a false image of a champ, but disappear when reasonable teams face you.


Bookmark this post. In 2 weeks time, then come back to insult me if I'm proven wrong... 2 weeks isn't far. Is it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mehdi Hasan: "All Of Them Are Scoring Great Goals, Except One". by JoeEeL(m): 9:10pm On Jun 23
Obvious slant on Ronaldo. Didnt watch his match or highlights yet? Were his goals great?

Or was his post made evn before Portugal played?
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Ezekiel Olapade Shot Dead By Political Thugs In Osun (Videos) by JoeEeL(m): 1:35pm On Jun 23
LollyP94:
If you write a decent and non-discriminatory comments it won't be deleted. Never!

Most times, people put up comments here due to emotions and how they're feeling that moment. Including myself, sincerely
Decent my foot. Sometimes it still deletes it.

Make the site and the useless spambot go die.
FamilyRe: For 12 Years I Haven't Been To Gas Station - Wife Misses Late Husband by JoeEeL(m): 1:34pm On Jun 23
dhamiylhola:
OK, so?
Sosoliso
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Ezekiel Olapade Shot Dead By Political Thugs In Osun (Videos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:37am On Jun 23
LollyP94:
If you write a decent and non-discriminatory comments it won't be deleted. Never!

Most times, people put up comments here due to emotions and how they're feeling that moment. Including myself, sincerely
Thanks
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Ezekiel Olapade Shot Dead By Political Thugs In Osun (Videos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:15pm On Jun 22
If I say my mind now, my comment might be deleted by this antispam bot irritant.

Seun please, why can't you lecture the users of this platform to know what contributes as violation that deletes our comment?

It doesnt make sense typing long comments only for it to get deleted.

WhatCanFaNa?
FamilyRe: For 12 Years I Haven't Been To Gas Station - Wife Misses Late Husband by JoeEeL(m): 9:00pm On Jun 22
Fatbam003:
no na edinbig in UK
No na mama nkechi doormot for ur papa backyard
RomanceRe: Why Men Should Stop Sponsoring Women In School by JoeEeL(m): 8:41pm On Jun 22
Godsonkemz:
The only woman you are allowed to sponsor is your wife but on conditional basis which is she must be a faithful wife. Make you no go sponsor olosho wife because she go knack census for school.
As if you will know if your wife is faithful. You nigerian men are serious jonesers.
RomanceRe: Why Men Should Stop Sponsoring Women In School by JoeEeL(m): 8:38pm On Jun 22
malcom1X:
But what if the puzzy is very sweet? There's some that deserve that school fees.
Get out of here.
FamilyRe: For 12 Years I Haven't Been To Gas Station - Wife Misses Late Husband by JoeEeL(m): 8:15pm On Jun 22
This gas station looks like a place in Isheri-Osun, Whitesand area, Lagos.
RomanceRe: Why Men Should Stop Sponsoring Women In School by JoeEeL(m): 7:41pm On Jun 22
fasho01:
Except it is his wife, a man should not be sponsoring a woman in school for any reason.

Sadly, they will still not hear
Why should you invest in a wife? Have you ever heard a wife invest in a husband?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Becomes All-time Leading FIFA Men’s World Cup Scorer With 17th Goal by JoeEeL(m): 7:25pm On Jun 22
Very good. But with the expansion of FIFA matches to about 48 teams now, it would be easier to break.

Never mind that Mbappe is just a few goals behind and he still probably has 2 world cups in him after this edition.

So nice record to have but not one that will last like that of his 91-goal calendar year record.
CrimeRe: Troops Arrest Three Female ISWAP Collaborators In Borno IDP Camp by JoeEeL(m): 7:21pm On Jun 22
Who else noticed that nigerian army be targeting the female aide-and-abettors these days.
CelebritiesRe: I Am A Targaryen - Mr Eazi Explains His Grey Hair by JoeEeL(m): 7:12pm On Jun 22
benardtotti:
If you are a fan of dyeing your hair, the long term effect is it ends up bleaching your natural hair to white, the day you stop dyeing your hair just be expecting to see plenty grey hair after even if you are not yet 45 -50 years .
The dye affects hair above the glands and scalp. Once the hair is shaved, new hair from within grows which is called virgin hair. Stop spreading false news at ur age.
Foreign AffairsRe: Algerian Journalist Makes Controversial Claim About Lionel Messi & Israel by JoeEeL(m): 11:03am On Jun 22
nairalanda1:
DatNiggaDaz told me so. He is him.
Hahaha okay sir
Foreign AffairsRe: Algerian Journalist Makes Controversial Claim About Lionel Messi & Israel by JoeEeL(m): 10:50am On Jun 22
nairalanda1:
While it is true that Messi is protected by refs...as are many star players, the fact is, he has not really performed to standard re world cups.

Messi should have won two or even three world cups by now. Must be that the Jewis conspiracy is lousy


P.S


Take note
DatNiggaDaz is also known as Helinues. He is a covert APC supporter. He is only pretending on this site.
How did u find out that he is helalnus?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do People "Fall Under The Anointing" During Church Services? by JoeEeL(m): 10:45am On Jun 22
obailala:
Sorry
lol
RomanceRe: 66-Year-Old UK Woman Meets 27-Year-Old Nigerian Lover After 2Years Online Dating by JoeEeL(m): 9:08am On Jun 22
marlow1962:
Ahh brother I no be the guy o grin, belike you self dy interested for mamas body grin grin
U no go mind urself now
RomanceRe: 66-Year-Old UK Woman Meets 27-Year-Old Nigerian Lover After 2Years Online Dating by JoeEeL(m): 9:08am On Jun 22
Lovelink1991:
Somebody said he has a woman who is even more younger than this woman that any interested person should contact him. He said the woman is from USA.
The guy's name on nairaland is called APOPTOSIS. He may link you
I know that moniker well

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