₦airaland Forum

Juliusmomoh:
Is dat a curse or a declearation ?

.......oga, if na exam u dey do, u no go choose one option before?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright


This things were happening before now..even worse during the days of our forefathers...but no fast and reliable source of disseminating information....
This is not end time and rapture niggarrr
I go continue to dey tell You say you get luck say you nor be my brother or you nor dey near me....
If not i for don reset and format you...I for use weed cook indomie or beans for you make you sleep for two days so that your brain go reset... As you wake up from the sleep then i go tie loud for you make you smoke....as you dey recover from the loud i go carry you go bar go give you ten bottles....I go leave you for the bar make you stagger come us yourself.....then book hotel for you make two beautiful slim runs babe bang you all night with cow girl style
After all these you go begin dey reason well like real niggarrr

WORD and OPPOSITE quoting each other on NAIRA and KOBO LAND!!!

mightyhazell:
u dey vex before?

.......who i be to vex for u? Am sorry, if my words whr harsh bro!!!!

mightyhazell:
shoo.. why she gum Prof for shirt...?






Elegant woman with brains..








Sokpan 4 + 4 towargba

If u really go school, u go know say Na so all profs of this country dey show dem selves!!!!!

.....na the kind people wey dey make country tire person be this!!!!!

fwbguy:
I am the CEO of a fast growing e-commerce startup in Lagos. From the title of my post, you should already understand what I am looking for.

My offer is simple. You would give me s*x, while you get employed and keep your job in my company.

I will maintain a No-String attached employer-employee relationship. Your job efficiency should not be hindered because of our FWB relationship. If you are interested in my FWB offer, then read about the job in details below.

Job Title: Customer service officer (2)
Job Location: Ikeja, Lagos
Job status: Full time (permanent)
Work days: Monday – Friday (except public holiday)

Job Description
Responding promptly to customer enquires & complaints.
Adequate knowledge of our company products
Processing orders and returns
Liaising with Logistics & dispatch team for efficient company operations

Qualification/Requirement
Must be female (I don’t do gay)
Must be single (I don’t do married women)
B.Sc. or HND in any discipline
Experience not necessary, fresh graduates can apply.
Good written & oral communication skills

Remuneration & Benefits
N60,000 monthly.
Paid Annual Leave (21 working days)
Company end of year bonus
Free internet
Vacation, escort & travel opportunity
Growth opportunity in the company

Application
Please read and understand my stated terms above before you apply. If you don’t like my offer, you can simply ignore and walk away. Insults would be ignored. Nobody holy pass, Life has never been fair.

My FWB offer is a legit entry level job for someone interested in starting a career working in a fully air-conditioned office environment. There is no marketing/selling involved. Your job is 97% working online with a laptop while drinking coffee and watching DSTV.
The successful candidate would still observe normal company recruitment protocols (e.g. test, interview, background checks, medicals, induction e.t.c.) before resumption, though these are mere formalities as you already earned the job.

For privacy reasons, I opened a new Nairaland account and email address for this.
If you are interested, please send your CV to this email: fwbjob2020@gmail.com
The subject of your email must be: FWB Job

obstead200:
This my post is over 2 years old. Well, just for education purposes, I guess I will narrate what we did differently to stop the recurring IBD.
We relocated the brooding rooms so that it does not share same access corridor with the matured laying birds.
We switched to B2K and similar vaccines. We followed a strict and aggressive medication programme.
Disinfectant water is compulsory in all rooms until at least 12 weeks old.

We have successfully raised 3 batches from DOC without gumboro issues. We did not even have to clear out the farm completely, even though I wud have loved to do so but commercial reasons and the need to remain trading made me decide against it. I still wish I can bring myself to clear out my farm and rest in for about 6months, but I fear I might not be able to rise back to my present capacity within reasonable time.......all those witches wey dey siphon cash from person pocket are just lying around. As soon as u sell of Ur stock and start resting the farm, dey will enter and start draining Ur cash even before u restart

Can u please explain more, am loving reading this. Thanks in advance

Benediktejike:
Nigeria sha... But still know everything you can know about MTN and its network

Bro, abeg u still get the past questions u used in preparing for urs back then?

slyayok:
I would be glad if someone can answer this o

......you gat no problems bro, it was only sent to affected persons!!!! Go through that mail very well, and make u digest am well, u go see say u no get any problem!!!

This ur story made me remember one of my course mate back then in higher institution who died in a terrible accident traveling to see a man, even after different warnings and signs. Since ur parents no gree, y u dey try force urself? Hope no be say ur yarnsh dey over scratch u?

Heartheart:
Hi I just needed to bring this here. I am 22 years of age and I am not happy at all. My boy friend and I are in a long distance relationship. Not long perse. He is in lagos while I'm in abeokuta. I served in lagos so that's how we met and we got to spend quality time together.

Now since I've passed out I've been at home. I passed out in June. So it's been June that we saw last and now we're in august. He has been disturbing me to come visit him as it has not been easy staying alone, loneliness and all. I promised to visit him next week which also happened to be my birthday week. I have super strict parents but I still promised I will find my way.

I told them (parents) that I was travelling to visit a friend (girl). I could not tell them it was my boyfriend I was going to see because I knew deep down they wouldn't allow me travel to another city to see a guy. But my parents have blatantly refused that I cannot visit this girl. I had to tell my bf that I was not going to come. He was so sad and angry and he let me know he has wasted a lot of money preparing to surprise me for my birthday. He was so excited to see me and he had made a lot of plans. He told me he was disappointed in me and he doesn't think he can continue a relationship like this. Yes he comes to abeokuta sometimes but he mostly lodges in the hotel. He told me he can't continue lodging in the hotel that if I love him I will make effort. I tried to convince my parents they did not gree. Imagine, I told them I wanted to see a gf that they knew and they refused. What if I had told them he was a guy.

Pls guys how do u advise me to save my relationship, I'm in a tight spot right now and really sad.

Sofistcatdmoron:
No vese i just dey joke

No wahala bro, me just dey use d word catch cruise bro

Sofistcatdmoron:
Go check the meaning of certified, illiterate

.......na say i dey joke u dey call me illiterate like this so? Baba, you no dey fear o!!!

........na igbere TV present am certificate of DEATH?

Simplyleo:
Igberetv and their Aba made "engrish".

Anyway, Izuchukwu Achusim the drunkard, rip.

Also, English, rip.

Loris576:
Drop ur email address

Wow........God bless you bro, i really appreciate ur kind heart brotherly!!!! Joshuaolawole1@gmail.com. Thanks bro

Godtemi:
https://www.4icu.org/cy/

God bless you bro, i really appreciate. Thanks for taking ur very precious time to reply me.

Can u please list any university where you are, one can study agricultural course, as well any scholarship link to that side? Thanks in advance, may God keep blessing you brother!!!

Buddy0:
Guy chill.... Try and pass the essay first.

Man don already pass am bro.......if you get, tell me make i drop my email.

pstmikol1:
Pls how will we go about the essay writing, can I use wps office to type then copy it to the Google doc or how is it done pls

Abeg, u get past questions?

Loris576:
No
You can get your mtn past questions from me at affordable price with other scholarship past questions to given free like seplat , snepco, agbami, total, etc

Brother, try help nah. I need am like seriously

Wahala yazo!!!

Djbond:
Please anyone here knows where they are doing manual labor jobs in their area anywhere?. I am looking for one seriously. I'm broke.

A brother today me today dat there is space in his place of work for one site like that for lag, 9k per week. But dont know if dem don already see person.

Perfectionistic:
They don pay oooo. Zenith Bank!

Hello bro, please did you still have the pass questions u used in preparing for seplat exam then? Can you please send to this email, make me self dey prepare. Thanks in advance bro. Joshuaolawole1@gmail.com

Macsjebs:
Vanity crew, what do you have to saw about this matter

...........this BOMB pass boko boiz own!!!

shalom4eva:
Around 2012 I got to know nairaland when I was job hunting, little did I know something big awaits me . Fast forward to 2017, I met this pretty damsel (rebirth 4goody, formerly rebirthforgoody).

We became friends and later into a love relationship. To God be the glory, today we are happily married. Thanks to nairaland even though I didn't get any job through this platform,but I gained a lot of experience and a beautiful woman as wife .

Guys please show us some love and wish us well

This man bia, which other GOOD JOB you expect from NAIRALAND pass this one you don see so? SEUN wey create NAIRALAND self, hm TRAP no catch this kind BIG MEAT. Congrats BRO!!!!

Areaboy2:
For everything wey i talk, na the small joke i put for the end wey you go carry for head abi?

......no vex egbon. I think say na area boys dey hustle for weed nah!!!!

Areaboy2:
stop all these pity statements and work to improve yourself.
Mentality is very important. when you think and act positive, creating opportunities and putting yourself in a position to capitalise on opportunities, things will definitely improve.

But with your name as weedhustler, i have my doubts .

At op,

RX350 all the way. it is a lexus after all and farm more luxurious than the venza.
Very sturdy and reliable car. you wont regret it for sure.
Do your research though, dont just buy any 350 u see. Take your time and research to get the best car. Also, keep in mind that sometimes, quality comes at a price. Happy searching!

......this life no balance o, see AREA BOY dey advice WEED HUSTLER. Abeg, difference dey the two?

Climax2019:
sure

08069745302. Oya, i go do o!!!