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Romance › Re: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by joeking2222: 3:17pm On Jan 19, 2020
vanida6:
hear em saying on d phone I will fvcck d bitcch wen she come today e did not notice I was closed cheesy nah my first and last visit be dat ooh
grin grin cheesy.......this one wise gan, your yarnsh for be on the loose no be small.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 2) On 18th January 2020 by joeking2222: 5:51pm On Jan 18, 2020
COdeGenesis:
Chai. like 5tickets don cast cry cry cry
Hmmmmmmm.........na wa o. How u self go add one for 5 tickets?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 2) On 18th January 2020 by joeking2222: 5:49pm On Jan 18, 2020
Kaimadiya:
zaha my love
2-2
kiss kiss kiss kiss
Health › Re: African Star Apple Could Cause Male Infertility by joeking2222: 1:44pm On Jan 18, 2020
doctokwus:
Read the research extracts and soon as I saw all were conducted by scientists in Nigerian higher inatitutions,I started having doubts.
First,in their more or less hurried research,there was even one study group that found spermatogenesis was even increased.
Meanwhile,no human study has even been done,just a study on rats,by Nigerian scientists using the science equipment they use here.
When a proper research is done using up to date scientific tools and methods,then any research finding on agbalumo can be discussed.
grin.........this man dey para sha!!! Fruit wey our 4fathers chop born 17-30 children na hm Nigerian researchers wan dey use mouth dey condemn like that? Make those guys take time o.
Career › Re: The Training Or The Job: Which Should I Choose? by joeking2222: 7:12pm On Jan 13, 2020
blesskewe:
Please this is urgent, at least before Wednesday

I had a slot for lastma job and am going for the screening on Tuesday
And
On the 2nd we were told at our church about a vocational center sponsored by the church at abeokuta
This school is for a period of nine months,during that period u would have five certificate when graduating
Test trade, napteb, hnd or ond, an international exam like that .also am learning shoe making presently but hey these are opportunities and am just confused
They would buy all the needed materials, accommodation and feeding
Just for me to buy personal stuff.
Mind u it's a well known vocational center

Now am just confused
Should I go for the program or the government job
Babe, go and pray about this for GOD to direct you in ur decision making, i know right now, you are at a cross road. As, well talk to any member of ur family you really confide in, let them advice you in a better way. But, you self sit and reason this thing over and over and over again to know the one that will really pay you in the future, and not presently.
Romance › Re: Girl Friend Needed In Port Harcourt; 100k Monthly Allowance by joeking2222: 12:18pm On Jan 11, 2020
Vega100:
you a mad man!!! I'm well known on Nairaland!!! I'm gainfully employed... u can take ur madness elsewhere.
Wetin dey happen for this country no reach for its citizens to be MAD at wetin you post?
Romance › Re: Girl Friend Needed In Port Harcourt; 100k Monthly Allowance by joeking2222: 5:16am On Jan 11, 2020
Vega100:
Hello all,

The title is as clear as it is... I need a nice girl for a relationship. 100K/month is the allowance...

About me
I am in my early 30's very independent and gainfully employed (more questions will be entertained as we unwind) ;this is all most girls will only care to know anyways!!

Person Specification.
1)Must be beautiful (preferably lightskined but not exclusive).
2) tall , at least 5ft7 in height
3) Well educated and able to hold an intelligent conversation.
4) well behaved, calm, nice and far from being rude, short tempered or arrogant.
5) Athletic built, slender and curvy girls are welcome , but fat girls please stay clear.
6) Have Fine Legs.

U can be from any tribe, that's inconsequential, but be in or around Port Harcourt.

Should you meet these criteria and you sure you do, please send me a direct email, and also be willing to send a photo of you (this will be very strictly confidential I can assure you , we can sign a non disclosure should you so wish), the photo must be of you in something short (bum shorts or any kind of shorts,or even bikinis) as I will just wanna see what your legs look like.

I will be waiting in my D.M

Thanks.
Another Gracious David-west don come on board!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Is It So Hard To Find A Job In Nigeria? by joeking2222: 2:07pm On Jan 10, 2020
stupidity:
Just save money and buy yourself a good job.

No stress. So many federal jobs you can buy with money.


If you are a corper and you are reading this, do all you can to save enough money, when it’s time to look for job, ask the right questions and meet the right people. You’ll get a good job.
Bro, abeg you get person wey go fit sell?
Romance › Re: Man Unknowingly Took His Fiancée To Hotel by joeking2222: 1:55pm On Jan 07, 2020
Romanoff:
Ole gbe, Ole gba.
grin.......its a GBE and GBA something.
Romance › Re: My Friend Wants A Virgin Man For Marriage by joeking2222: 7:28pm On Jan 03, 2020
Margy:
We girls prefer virgin men. A virgin man who's big down there is all we ask!

Thanks
undecidedyour toto na Lagos---ibadan express way ni?
Family › Re: Share Your First Picture of The New Year by joeking2222: 4:01pm On Jan 01, 2020
Neroiam:
This one is far from being ugly... Sexiest nairalander
undecidedthis one wey your BREAST be like RABBIT OWN!!!!
Family › Re: Share Your First Picture of The New Year by joeking2222: 3:57pm On Jan 01, 2020
Bariwereilo:
Forward ever �
undecided hey, commot this pics for here and put the one on ur profile........ No allow me change am follow you this year o.
Family › Re: Share Your First Picture of The New Year by joeking2222: 3:50pm On Jan 01, 2020
Debramaye:
smiley smiley file size too large for niaraland so... a screenshot from snapchat
kissonly the two SWEET THINGS you carry for front self, reach to make the FILE too large!!!
Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Loses 300 Fishes (photos, Video) by joeking2222: 1:44pm On Dec 30, 2019
lalasticlala:
Abuja based Nollywood actress, Empress Njamah, who has been into fish farming for 8 years has cried out after losing 300 fishes.

Sharing video of the dead fishes on her Instagram Page, the actress wrote

"In my 8 years of FARMING this is the first time am experiencing such a huge loss, over 300 fishes of 3kg n above for just a fish, times it by 300,way over a million naira... really sad n depressing,it’s well....either food or water was polluted #farmer #catfish #wewontstop"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H4FucKeUNY
Someone like ME that study FISHERIES and AQUACULTURE for 5years in SCHOOL, with sound PRACTICAL KNOWLEDGE knows that each of those FISH no even reach 1kg..........mere sighting it.
Agriculture › Re: Different varieties of cassava stem available by joeking2222: 2:12pm On Dec 23, 2019
ms6743:
The new season has began, order for your cassava stem. Different kind of species is available including new Varity called white lion which has high starch content.if you need up to 10,000 fresh bundle it is available, and can be transported to any part in Nigeria. FARM Is LOCATED IN ORE AND OGBESE ONDO STATE, NIGERIA. Thanks
When comparing starch content, which of the cassava variety will you advice one to go for as an experienced farmer, between White Lion and TME 419?/and what is the quantity of such cassava stem can be planted on one hectare of land, and at what price? Please i need a urgent reply to this.
Politics › Re: Ganduje Gives Emir Sanusi 2-Day Ultimatum Over Appointment by joeking2222: 11:52am On Dec 20, 2019
Freehuman:
Politicians now toy with our traditional and cultural values because our traditional rulers no longer act like royalty. Imagine the Ooni of Ife above me booking space to troll and make Jest of his collegue.
grin cheesy..........NIGERIA jagajaga, my brother. E be like say Indris Albudukareem see VISION before he sang that SONG that year.
Education › Re: Mass Communication Student's Project On Ganduje Bribery Video by joeking2222: 6:20pm On Dec 11, 2019
ThisisBuhari:
Final Year Mass Comm Student Did His Project On Ganduje Bribery Video: Photo
shocked.......i just pray make this guy no do hm CONVOCATION for PRISON.
Car Talk › Re: What Car Can My Mum Buy With 1million Naira Budget? by joeking2222: 9:35am On Dec 11, 2019
tellsblinks:
Hello
Good evenings house.

Am new to this and truth be told I have no idea about car. My mum told me that she wants to buy a car and she doesn't know which to buy.

The car should be tokumbo to avoid problems
The car can as well be Nigeria used bit please with no problem at all.

So I decided to ask the gurus in the house, what car can my mum buy??

We're just 5 in the family
In case you never get, drop ur digit let me connect you with one of my friend in lag, who hm family dey into car dealing
Romance › Re: Do I Go Ahead With My Plans for Her? by joeking2222: 3:18am On Dec 09, 2019
Alawaxbimbex:
Hummmmmm, just be careful,I'm also a lady ooooo,I know what we are capable of doing...
Babe, na u dey DAT picture wey u upload? OMO, you carry.....walahi. Na you dem suppose to dey call GREENER PASTURE!!! tongue tongue
Romance › Re: What Do Men Offer In A Relationship? by joeking2222: 7:39am On Nov 20, 2019
iLegendd:
It's good to be confused at times — it's what led Bobrisky to switch gender.

I noticed you like sweet trouble. Come to my shop let's discuss — I sell it in wholesale.

Before I go, have you considered swapping gender? Or you love the p**** you have?
cheesy...........i swear, this guy na CLONE, can't just stop Laughing......thanks bro, you made my day.
Celebrities › Re: Etinosa Idemudia Receives New Mercedes Benz As Gift In Dubai by joeking2222: 6:39pm On Nov 18, 2019
donbachi:
Your pussycat don catch rat for u....congrats.
grin.............e be like say this guy get aunti ose for mind before o........see killing. At least her pussycat catch something before year 2019 end, wetin your Hammer don nack dis year as a whole?
Politics › Re: FG Releases Circular On Minimum Wage Consequential Adjustment by joeking2222: 7:06am On Nov 18, 2019
grin cheesy...........and the same FG carry 10 BILLION gv ONE PERSON to do ELECTION!!! all i know be say make one PASTOR no tell to PRAY for NIGERIA again o, na there FIGHT go burst out.
Family › Re: Be Discrete With Your Moves by joeking2222: 4:35pm On Nov 14, 2019
grin grin grin grin
Travel › Re: People Use Boat At Flooded Adesanya Estate, Lekki, Lagos (Video) by joeking2222: 10:27pm On Oct 21, 2019
Kendumazy:
The almighty lekki. The rich also cry.
undecided......na YOU dey FLOG THEMhuh
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Unveils Tricycle Ambulance For Quick Emergency Response by joeking2222: 3:49pm On Oct 21, 2019
TUANKU:
Control your envy and hate. If you fall sick now it's okada that you will use to transport your miserable self to the hospital. Is this not better, with its provision for first aid and more? Bigot.
Lolsss.......this man no get chill at all.
Family › Re: Wife Battery: Should We Drop Police Case, Though He’s Threatening To Kill Her? by joeking2222: 7:43am On Oct 21, 2019
computergeek:
So I’ve never actually brought a personal issue to this forum, but this one is beyond me and I don’t know the best course of action to take here. I believe that there are people here who may have had a similar experience or might know what best to do. This may be a bit long.

So there’s this neighbor of mine whom I have an after-school agreement with. She’s a stay-at-home mum with two kids (a nursing baby and a four-year-old) while I have one child (also four). I usually leave my office at 4:00pm, so the agreement is, after-school at 12:30pm, I’ll go pick up the kids (they go to the same school) and return to work while she watches my son for me. I get my son his lunch and snacks before he goes there, even though she’s begged me to stop doing that, but I can’t saddle her with feeding a child that’s not hers.

The issue now is, a lot of violent things have happened in that house and as of this week, my son won’t be returning there. But I fear for the woman. Our homes are separated by a wall, but we often hear the arguing and crying sometimes. I knew she was having marital issues but I didn’t know the extent.

About two weeks ago, I went to get my son from the house and I noticed he wasn’t talking as usual. My son is the very boisterous type who likes to bounce as he walks, and he’ll usually try to take the key from my hand so he’ll open the door himself. That day, he wasn’t talking as usual. He seemed scared and shaken up. I knew the woman would sometimes punish the kids by asking them to kneel down when they fought, but she wouldn’t hit them. I asked him what the issue was, if anyone at school or home had been looking for his trouble, the guy said no.
He’s very close to his father (they are best friends), so when my husband came home I asked him to talk to the boy because he couldn’t choke his food down. After about a while, my son opened up. Apparently, he’d witnessed a very violent beating that he was struggling to find the right words to explain. He said that David’s father had been punching his mother in the passage with two hands at a time, and when she’d tried to run, he brought her back and beat her more. He said that he and David had to hide under the table because they were scared of getting hurt. He then said the mother raised a flower vase and hit him on his head, but the man continued beating her and shouting at her.

I didn’t know what to say. My son had witnessed a violent beating and it traumatized him. We soothed the boy and told him to forget about it. I then knew why the woman didn’t come out to hand him over as she usually did when I went to get him. He just came to me by himself.
The next day, I was skeptical about taking my son back there but he said he doesn’t want to stop playing with David and Sandra (the one-year-old baby). After school, I picked the boys up and drove them home. David’s mom came to the door and her face was badly bruised. I had to ask her what was wrong, but she hurriedly said she fell down and then took the kids from me.

On Friday last week, two days ago, the worst happened. It was around 3:00 or 3:30 when the woman called me at work. I picked the phone up and it was my son. He said that David’s mummy was lying on the floor and wasn’t opening her eyes. He said she was still moving but she couldn’t open her eyes. That blood was coming out her nose and mouth and their daddy had driven away. My heart literally flew out of my chest.

I called my husband as I was driving home and told him to meet us at the hospital. Long story cut short, she was badly battered and torn apart, almost about to give up life. I took her and all the kids to the hospital. While they were cleaning her wounds and hooking her up to the IV, I sorted out the bills. My husband tried to reach out to hers but he was rejecting the calls, so he went to make a statement at the area police command. They told us to contact them once she wakes up to give her statement. The police doesn’t usually like to dabble into marital issues but the woman was disfigured beyond imagination.

Sadly, you won’t believe what she said when she came to after a few hours. She started begging us to not report to anybody and not even call her family. That she’ll refund us the hospital bills and we should just call her friend that lives in New Haven to come and look after her. She was trying to protect the beast that had beaten her and left her for dead. We tried to reason with her because the man would certainly kill her sooner or later. She said he’s her husband and the father of her kids, bla bla bla. She told us that she’d been confronting him about a girl he’d been gallivanting openly with him, and that’s been the cause of all their issues.

She told me to use my number and call her husband because he doesn’t have me as a contact. I called him and told him the wife he tried to kill was in the hospital. He told me that she had better remain there because he’ll kill her if she ever comes near his house again. He hung up on me. She’s still insisting that he doesn’t mean it and she must go back once she’s discharged.

The issue now is, should we withdraw the police report or take the case up? The woman’s life is in danger and she doesn’t seem to understand the seriousness of her situation, writing it off as momentary anger. I don’t know why women choose to remain in these violent situations even when they have children to live for. She’s not even thinking about her one-year-old who has been with me all weekend.

Mature advice is needed here. Pease push to front page. I don’t know if we’ll be overstepping our boundaries by trying to help her.
I swear, cold catch me as i read this post. It's like the YOUNG WOMAN'S BRAIN has being attacked. My advice goes thus:
1: Pray for that WOMAN, cause she needs ur prayers more, right now than any advice.

2: Remove your own son from that house asap, coz what that kid is experiencing right now at that age is bigger than his brain, and it might seriously affect him in future if not treated urgently.

3: if possible as well, help the WOMAN'S kids to keep off from that environment as well.

4: even if you choose to report the case to the police, but don't be fully involve, coz sometimes HUSBAND and WIFE matter dey hard to interfere. I will personally advice you to REPORT the case to any HUMAN RIGHTS close to YOU.

5: If possible, try and contact any of her family members for them to be fully involved in this horrible situation.

6: please try anything possible within ur capacity to help that WOMAN right now to come back to her SENSES, coz if she eventually die, u might not FORGIVE yourself for some years to come and you might live a guilty life as well.
May God help her to come back to HER SENSES!!!
Celebrities › Re: Kxng.olu: Oprah Winfrey Replaces The Phone Of A Nigerian Boy With An iPhone 11 by joeking2222: 6:53pm On Oct 20, 2019
NoGender:
I want to bless three people with 3k. It's Sunday and just because I feel like.

Please. Don't expect me to change your phone!

3k. Randomly selecting.
How i wish 60% of NIGERIANS fit be like YOU!!! GOD BLESS YOU MAN!!! keep it UP!!!
Education › Re: Meet The Youngest Medical Student In Ambrose Alli University Also A Nairalader. by joeking2222: 10:44am On Oct 12, 2019
Oluwasaeon:
Mad man grin
grin cheesy..........i swear, d guy na real MAD MAN!!!!
Romance › Re: How Can I Cut This Guy Off Without Hurting His Feelings? by joeking2222: 8:26am On Oct 10, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Says a lifeless kid no picture!!!
Stupid fool!!!
Post your gf pic na
Ode omo
grin.......you self get mouth o!!!! Abeg just liv all dis guys alone.......follow your heart, and pray to God for guidance. Wishing you THE VERY BEST IN ALL YOUR ENDEAVORS!!!
Romance › Re: How Can I Cut This Guy Off Without Hurting His Feelings? by joeking2222: 8:03am On Oct 10, 2019
cheesy grin...........some people for here just dey transfer aggression anyhow!!!! Op no vex o, 9ja HARD gan.........
Romance › Re: How Can I Cut This Guy Off Without Hurting His Feelings? by joeking2222: 7:54am On Oct 10, 2019
cheesy grin..........9ja guys gat no chill at all. Abeg make una liv d babe alone o.......na OYO everybody dey for this life. Even if una advice her, and as well yarb her from now till tomorrow, wetin she go still do dey her mind. My own prayer is, MAY GOD GRANT YOU ALL YOUR HEART DESIRES @OP, and MAY YOU NEVER FALL INTO THE TRAPS OF THE ENEMIES!!!! Wishing YOU all the VERY BEST LIFE HAS to offer DEAR!!!!
Agriculture › Re: Take An Online Snail Farming Course by joeking2222: 10:38am On Oct 07, 2019
Na for free?

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