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BusinessRe: Crypto Trader Accidentally Sends $14,000 To Nigerian Giveaway Winner, Gets Refun by joelison(m): 3:45pm On Jul 02, 2024
GreenxGreen:
The story is just promoting Crypto confidence !!!
Nonsense lie 🤣🤣🤣
Everyone is not a th!ef and fraudster like you
PetsRe: Man Finds His Dog Hanging Dead (Video) by joelison(m): 8:29am On May 17, 2024
He should ask his neighbours
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity: Generators Take Over Nigerian Filling Station by joelison(m): 6:56pm On May 02, 2024
Ghanaians will use this one laugh us
FashionRe: Checkout What A Wedding Guest Wore For The Event Today (Pics/Video) by joelison(m): 6:21pm On Feb 06, 2024
EreluRoz:
When I was younger I would want to try it, she'll eventually change and see this as disgusting
Is becos ur bwess has fallen now like wall of Jericho, if it was still standing u will still be trying it
PoliticsRe: Voters Protest In Enugu As Inec Commissioner Replaces Original Result Sheets by joelison(m): 10:03pm On Feb 03, 2024
APCNig:
Of course nah. A very big disaster.

Imagine Emilokan Tinubu scoring just about 4,000 votes in a whole state and about 5,000 in another state, both in the South East. But, that isn't rigging to you.

Instead of you Obidients and Labourers Party winning this rerun, we will rather rig it for PDP. We will show you how this game is played.
Hope u will still rig the economy to your favor?
TravelRe: Four Siblings And 16 Others Die As Two Boats Capsize In Rivers by joelison(m): 9:54am On Jan 10, 2024
Nigerians still ply the water ways without life jacket
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Japa: Background Check Requirements by joelison(m): 10:55am On Dec 29, 2023
YoungLionken:
Another UK related story, not again embarassed!!

Nobody shares the PROCESS of their success stories. You only get to hear when it's business gone bad..

That was how I asked one idiat when he posted his photos in the UK, on status. I DM him with all humility and respect, he read and ignored. Few years later, I entered the same country with enough money and game. He saw my statuses and started asking a convo, I ignored. He went further in asking questions. If you see curse ehn sad..

As for the OP, why use an agency for the UK? The easiest country with seamless process so far is it. Why waste extra money on something you can do all by yourself??.
I'm interested to get more details about what later transpired
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Becomes Homeless In The Uk After His Wife Dumped Him by joelison(m): 2:44pm On Dec 24, 2023
Lalami3232:
Na wa ooooooo!!!
If you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall
Just dey play.. non virgins ke?
HealthRe: Anti-malarial Medicine Blocked My Hearing by joelison(m): 4:43pm On Dec 23, 2023
DeclutterMarsh:
So sorry about your ordeal bro!!!

24 tablets as seen on the pack is a whole lot o, there are other anti malaria with 1 tablet x twice daily for 3 days, that will be 6 tablets in total.

When it comes to recommendations from pharmacies, avoid unpopular brands and seek a second opinion too… Lets avoid overloading our liver and kidney too… Get well soon!
Is not about the number of tablets but about dose. Those tablets u see are 20/120 but the one u are talking about is 80/480 which is equivalent to 4 of 20/120
BusinessRe: Shoprite To Cease Operation In Kano From January 14, 2024 by joelison(m): 11:18pm On Dec 14, 2023
Creamypie:
Ah. Money no dey kano again? We hear am too bad since APC come in. Inflation and loss in value of naira, killing power to purchase. Asaba branch don close teytey
Really?? I never knew. Let me verify
EducationRe: Delsu Post Ume Cut Off Mark by joelison(m): 7:08pm On Dec 14, 2023
Wow.. stumbled on this, I got admission this session and graduated 6yrs ago from medicine. Cutoff 57 and I got 59.65 as average score
HealthRe: Share Your Experience With An Incompetent Doctor. by joelison(m): 7:05pm On Dec 10, 2023
MrWondah:
I usually had this episode of stomach ache. Over time it became so serious that the pains normally lasts days.
During this episodes I’ll throw up. Once I do I’ll feel better.
After which the pains would move to my abdomen.
On one such occasion, I decided to visit a private clinic. After spending so much time, I met the doctor he examined me and said it was appendicitis. He didn’t perform any test. He told me I’ll be admitted for surgery the same day. The only thing that saved me was because I didn’t have the 500k in my account.
I went home, went for a lab test and was told it’s excessive gas in my stomach.
I went with the result to another hospital where drugs were prescribed.
Na so dem for don tear my belle o
Who does appendectomy for 500k.. liar
EducationRe: Did You Do This During Your Undergraduate Years? by joelison(m): 6:21pm On Dec 07, 2023
Kk
EducationRe: Did You Do This During Your Undergraduate Years? by joelison(m): 6:21pm On Dec 07, 2023
K
HealthRe: Kehinde Kamal: How ‘Dr Kekere’ Removed My Kidney by joelison(m): 11:19pm On Sep 12, 2023
He is not a medical doctor
RomanceRe: I Regret Having Sex by joelison(m): 2:35pm On Sep 10, 2023
Pls teach me how to make that vigorous sex without Cumming within 5mins. Babes are not the problem, I don't even patronize oloshos as I HV many at my disposal. I just want to last long
PoliticsRe: Nigerians’ll Soon Beg FG To Leave Them In Poverty – Shehu Sani by joelison(m): 2:30pm On Aug 23, 2023
BOSSkesh:
Shut up
So you don’t want people to be lifted out of poverty??
Failed politician
As foolish as you are you believed tinubu will lift u out of poverty, it invariably means u believed you will be sensible tomorrow
PhonesRe: Which Of These Phones Did You Use? by joelison(m): 9:19am On Aug 10, 2023
Where is my favorite bird?? Not here
HealthRe: Striking Resident Doctors Commence Daily Nationwide Protests From Wednesday by joelison(m): 10:17am On Aug 07, 2023
okuta007:
are these not the same people threatening to japa every minute on nairaland ? please we no dey beg ona make ona japa abeg - why go on strike when you can easily japa ? yeye fowl

like say if dem reach the abroad the white propel will trust their quack and archaic training that is similar to native doctor work to give them doctor status

nansense 😏
It is good to be quiet without brain, but a taboo to be talking without brain.. try to keep quiet because it will profit you
SportsRe: Somalia Produces Worst Athlete In The History Of The World by joelison(m): 2:17pm On Aug 03, 2023
socialmediaman:
The commentary on the video was just ridiculous. I didn’t even watch the video after listening to the first 20 seconds of the commentary
Just fast-forward
HealthRe: Resident Doctors Declare Total & Indefinite Strike, List 8 Demands by joelison(m): 1:38pm On Jul 26, 2023
Topshow2010:
The over pampered postgraduate medical students have started again ,they are just the tools their supervisor (consultants and association (NMA) used to blackmailed d govt in doing their bidding).....Even with their fat salaries ,their greed are never ending... undecided
What is your definition of fat salary?
HealthRe: Resident Doctors Declare Total & Indefinite Strike, List 8 Demands by joelison(m): 1:35pm On Jul 26, 2023
MT:
Unions, and their selfish demands is one of our albatross as a nation.

What happens to the hypocratic oath which they swore to?
Thunder kill you and your Hippocratic oat
HealthRe: Kano Battles Malnutrition As 1.5 Million Children Under Five At Risk by joelison(m): 8:54am On Jul 25, 2023
Senioreddy:
Yet their power drunk politicians are busy eating and squandering the resources meant for them.
How do u know that the resources was meant for them? You cannot born a liability and expect to get free food
HealthRe: I'm Addicted To Pentazocine, Please Help Me!!! (Warning Graphics Photos) by joelison(m): 12:15am On Jun 14, 2023
A nurse just died recently becos of this addiction.. he had chronic osteomyelitis
BusinessRe: My Adventurous Trip To A Local Village Market In Delta State To Buy Yam Tubers. by joelison(m): 3:44am On May 19, 2023
adubam:
Very beautiful community. Is it in Delta North?
That's my village, oshimili north In delta north SD.
CrimeRe: Fake Doctor Arrested For Stitching Woman's Womb & Urinary Tract Together In Ondo by joelison(m): 3:51pm On Dec 24, 2022
Kobonaire234:
See am.


Some years ago, there was one of them who nearly killed a woman by injecting some medication at a very fast rate into her to 'induce labour'. Dem come rupture the poor woman's uterus finish. Thank God they rushed the woman to a real hospital, where her life was saved.
Probably oxytocin injection
BusinessRe: G-market Grab Cash Back System -- "Dont Miss This Orpportunity" -- by joelison(m): 3:44pm On Dec 12, 2021
Nice one
HealthRe: Ever Had A Bone Dislocation? Share Your Experience With Traditional Bone Setters by joelison(m): 4:43pm On Sep 15, 2021
In my clinic I have seen plenty limbs disfigured by traditional bone setters but nigerians still prefer them, after the damage they will come back to the hospital

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