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WetinConsignMe:
It's another joke. Asking two questions in response to one question yet complaining of too many questions.

Person one: why do 9jas answer a question with a question?
Person two: who told u?

I'm sure u get that one

What are you feeling like? asking you what's up is too many questions? bro dont be rude, be polite and I mean no harm bro.

WetinConsignMe:
Whats up what? Why do 9jas ask so many questions?

Ok, what's up?

WetinConsignMe:
U said 9jas are comedians. You being a 9ja, I called u a joker. Get it?

Any where belle face..lol

WetinConsignMe:
This was b4.
Now I'm more Obi-ligated than Atikulated

You were not joking.

WetinConsignMe:
It's a joke, dummy

How much you collect? Young man with no integrity.

WetinConsignMe:
ARE U ATIKULATE?
IF NOT, BETTER GET ATIKULATE!
FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COUNTRY,
LET'S ALL ATIKULATE!!!

I Like Atiku. Infact I love the guy and will definitely vote for him...
But that doesn't change the fact he is corrupt (like all of them!)


They are all corrupt (especially Buhari!) except that Atiku was caught red handed in corruption and money laundering and almost jailed in US!

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US: Atiku Abubakar In $40 Million Money-Laundering

Feb 3, 2010 · A United States Senate report has accused Atiku Abubakar, Nigeria’s former Vice-President, of laundering over $40 million in suspicious funds into the United States between 2000 and 2008. And his partner in the lucrative effort was Jennifer Douglas, his fourth wife.

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Atiku Abubakar and William Jefferson 

ALEXANDRIA, Va. (AP)
A formerLouisiana congressman who famously hid $90,000 cash in his freezer was sentenced Friday to 13 years in prison for taking bribes, the longest term ever imposed on a congressman for bribery charges.

William Jefferson, a Democrat who represented parts of New Orleans for nearly 20 years, was convicted in August of taking roughly $500,000 in bribes and seeking millions more in exchange for using his influence to broker business deals in Africa.

The sentence was still far less than the nearly 30 years prosecutors had sought.

Agents investigating the case found $90,000 wrapped in foil and hidden in boxes of frozen pie crusts in his freezer.

"Public corruption is a cancer on the body politic," said Ellis, who lamented that so many other congressmen have been convicted on similar charges. "There must be some sort of greed virus that attacks those in power."

The investigation started in March 2005. In August of that year, FBI agents searched Jefferson's Washington home and found the cash. Prosecutors said he had planned to use the money to pay a bribe to the then vice- president of Nigeria, Atiku Abubakar, to secure a multimillion-dollar telecommunication deal
there.

The money ended up in the freezer after a disgruntled businesswoman, Lori Mody, agreed to wear a wire after telling the FBI she had been cheated out of $3.5 million in deals brokered by Jefferson. The jury saw videotape of Mody handing over a suitcase filled with $100,000 cash outside an Arlington hotel. Most of that money was recovered from the freezer.

The defense argued that Jefferson was acting as a private business consultant in brokering the deals and his actions did not constitute bribery.

What's your problem?

WetinConsignMe:
See this joker

Why do we joke with everything? We see everything as joke, we are lagging behind compare to some african countries, Obasanjo spent 16b on electricity still no light, jonathan , yaradua even buhari, Nigeria young men are still dancing skelewu, azonto etc, scamming white man for small coins while your policians deposit billions of dollars in that same white mans country you just scam, this is 21st century still no electricity, are we not ashamed?though I dont live in naija but I feel sad mehn!! But the young men dont care, how long are we going to continue to joke with important national issues.These politicians have ruled over your grandfather ruled over your father and now you and your children , still no changes. Make una wake up ooo, fight for your children .

Dont tell me all youruba support buhari, they are alot who detest him,stop generalising.

shizzleStar:
I'm bafflled by the effontery and temerity of these creatures called yorubas in the past few days, and I ask myself few question s:

Why are yorubas suddenly interested in the PDP vice president slot- A party They so much loathe and detest

Why do They suddenly want to produce a running Mate to Atiku Abubakar? -A man they hate so much hate, call currupt and insults at the slightest opportinty

Why have yorubas suddenly fallen in love with PDP since after the primaries that they are now advising PDP on what to do if they want to Win next years elections?-yorubas now find PDP so appealing and irresistable. Interesting isn't it?

Yorubas by nature are very cunny, mischievious, greedy, selfish, treacherous and deceptive. They have this overbloated sense of self-worth and value. Isn't it unbelievable that despite the fact that no south West state is currently giverned by PDP, yet these greedy people are asking for the VP slot under PDP on a platter of gold, where is that done?

Isn't it unbelievable that the south East and south south that has provided the much needed viable opposition to this current failed govt aren't even shouting for the VP slot unlike these loquacious and Greedy yorubas? You now ask yourself, on what basis are the Yorubas asking for VP? Why exactly do the yorubas now want to reap where they did not sow?

This is a region that cannot guarantee you electoral advantage or block votes, a region that always sits on the fence and votes are shared 50:50, a region that can't give you a landslide, a region whose votes are inconsequential and can't guarantee you electoral victory

Their overbloated ego and Pride won't allow them see that the large number of voters in Lagos for example has been largly neutralised by the presence of Igbos and other tribes which constitute a substantial number of eleigible voters as opposed to states in other region where eligible voters by tribe are homogenous, so those talking about South West having more voters are grosslyy ignorant and largely unreasonable.

The worst mistake PDP and Atiku will make is to take a non-igbo as VP or from any region other that the south East. That will cast a death knell on the PDP's ambition of defeating this evil and incompetent APC govt. The south East is not short of credible, capable, competent, prolific, proven and eminently qualified candidates to fill in the VP slot of the PDP. Any thing short of an Igbo VP candidate will result not just in voters apathy and boycott, but a considerable number that will vote will vote for APC, just to ensure that the PDP self-destruct is completed.

Buhari led government is a total failure, gross misfortune and monumuntal disaster of garguantuan proportions. Only mentality deranged persons would want this inept, incompetent and incorrigible government to continue in office for another 4years

The attempt by a few misguided yorubas to hoodwink the PDP into making this grave mistake of fielding a Yoruba vice will not fly. They know it will be an easy coast for buhari and APC if PDP dare make the mistake of picking a yoruba vice . We see through your greed and deceit, gone are the days when people fall for your cheap lies and propaganda. People have become wiser now. Atiku + an Igbo VP candidate is a done deal if we are to oust the lifeless one and send him back to daura through a cow ride

A word is enough.....

Send me your email id , I will send you my number lets see if we can do something together.

gaby:
I'm presently in Nigeria and engaged in advocating against irregular migration, human trafficking and sex slavery.

I just authored a book on the above subject matter. You'd find my story on my siggy below.

Are you base in naija?

gaby:
I'm presently in Nigeria and engaged in advocating against irregular migration, human trafficking and sex slavery.

I just authored a book on the above subject matter. You'd find my story on my siggy below.

Am joseph i live in switzerland but currently in spain am a professional pianist and entrepreneur, what are you into?[quote author=gaby p ost=71965773]You don completely kill, finish and disarm me.


I'm truly sorry to have lashed out at you. Will retract comments.

My sincere and heartfelt apologies please.[/quote]

You go stubborn oo, but on a serious note am sorry for my choice of words, dont like to talk down on people, how you dey?

gaby:
Hey come on you buffoon...what frigging level have you got or attained you educated illiterate and a waste of tuition fees.

You might have gone wasting your community's contribution to attaining the suffix or prefix PhD but you are still a knucklehead asswipe.

Idiot...so I sound like one you can intimidate with your fancy sounding choice words?

You are the definition of a diick-head and a slowpoke.

Check my siggy to know I'm not your mate fool.

Make thunder bazooka your head there.

This poor brat, image your language, low life illiterate, am not your level or class just trying to help your miserable life by telling to adjust your ways, take care nitwit.

gaby:
Thunder fire you like the dead saboteurs.

You no go die better death, na moto go kill you idiot.

With your mumu face.

God!!! Repect the dead you idiot!no matter the crime.

gaby:
Lol Animal...foolish saboteurs met his deserved end. He erroneously thought NEPA officials would always remain inactive and not turn on the switch, but he got owned in this day by their surprise goodwill to the inhabitants of Sapele.

This is one of the direct resultant effects of chronic illiteracy.

See his deadbeat partner in crime here https://www.nairaland.com/4779972/notorious-transformer-vandal-electrocuted-deathEnjoy my siggy

You guys should be serious, you are all the reflexion of our society and politicians,if you dont have any positive contribution , get lost.

theapeman4:
When will this cargo start planing her marriage career!

This attitude is why most people dont like igbos, very rude , arrogant people.

Britishcoins:
Igbo Amaka, we are making Nigeria proud, from North to Waste and we have taken over all the brown roof regions, we owned houses even in their grandparents Graves, we exhumed their ancestors bones and built mansions on it. How many Afonjas has a land in Igbo land, they cannot afford the price.....
We have made the almanjeri in the north to wash our cars and open our gates. Igbo Amaka indeed

Can we have a conversation please, I will appreciate.

pelicanbeau:
Good one here

Can I drop my phone? So we can chat on whatapp.

pelicanbeau:
tricked and swindled? Meaning the guy is also a thief looking for money doublers and not representing his people well, also he is not serious with the business of law making with which he found himself

Can I talk to you pls a broda from swiss

pelicanbeau:
Very nice snack which may be converted to meal as well...good one from op. You get it right it's $5 in US

Bros I just tire!! I live in swiss but currently in spain , I can tell this white people are not intelligent than black just that they have system that works.the problem of black man is that we dont think we are afraid to think

sammyuche:
That's Africa for you. While other continents are making exploits and discovering ground breaking technologies

I have been trying to remember that programme for ages , thanks send me your detail make I send you some swiss franc.

phlamesG:
I love d fact that this lady started from scratch to get to where she is now.

Who else watched "I need to know"?

You make me roll for ground with laff even my oyinbo friends dey ask me wetin dey happen. ..lol

princeofpeace22:
After 7years in university I will end up sweeping Lagos

Shame on you.

YelloweWest:
Stupìd girl. Instead of her to bury her head in shame. Abi she thinks she can be the next kim Kardashian??

Here no be America o

Bros I shock pass you..I live in Swiss anytime I read the news on nairaland, I leave the forum speechless, these people are worst than useless, no light, no water, no school just nothing major election is what these dull generation are discussing.

uselessIDIOT:
Instead of thinking of how to make the country better by probably fighting and kicking out bad government (both APC and PDP), the useless youths we have in the useless country keep assisting the government in planning election.


Seems we are more interested in election than good governance!

Stupid country filled stupid and useless people. I hate you all!


God go punish all the youths that will assist those gullible leaders during their useless campaign. God go punish all of una!

Me tire!! Is like most Nigeria n's are mentally derail

telim:
Useless country that is of no use to itself, no use to over 98% of the citizen and the entire world.

No I disagree not one of, is the most corrupt.[qquote author=Archaa post=55617552] Nigeria is one of the most





U S E L E S S COUNTRY



In the world
.[/quote]

Is this national issue? Morons you don't have light , health care, school and just nothing, God!!! Who do Nigeria n's , you guys are waste to your children as your parents are waste to you all, the same people who deprive your father's better life are still depriving you and your children, you see why you all waste, if you are all normal you should all be lynching politicians on all street of Nigeria, mumu dem.

FlirtyKaren:
Bisola, Marvis and Kemen are currently on their way to Warri, hometown of Big Brother Naija winner, Efe. It seems they might be meeting billionaire businessman, Ayiri Emami,, who allegedly promised Efe N50Million.

Here's what Bisola wrote on the photo she shared on Instagram;

"La Famillia @Regrann from @kemen_fitness - Next stop WARRI! With miss versatile @iambisola n lil miss dynamite @therealmarvis !!! - #regrann"

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/marvis-bisola-and-kemen-off-to-efes.html

That's a great observation.[qquote author=Abbeyme post=55554521]And Nigerians are unemployed in that city?

IN Orubebe's voice, we will not take this![/quote]

And that's the reason you all are suffering, millions of dollars meant for your well beign was stolen and you think people should make fun? It's official, Nigeria is gone.

Erngie:
Lol..Honestly i love 9ja. we make fun out of everything

Nigeria will not develop with mind like you,.[Qquote author=BlowBack post=55411361]Within the next 20yrs, Lagos Island, V.I., Ajah, Lekki, Epe will be under the Atlantic.

All this is vanity.

The multibillion naira settlements they hope to build on poor people's land will be washed into the Ocean.

The wickedness they are doing to this poor people will be rewarded back a hundred folds in 20yrs.

Climate chanji is here[/quote]